Older people taking their teenagers to Coachella

Any 50 year old men looking for 20 year olds out there?

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Originally Posted by Amnesiac33

Weekend 2, his bday is on the 20th.

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Darn! I'm going weekend 1 and was about to bring my mom with me.

So is this the new momof5 thread?... Except with, like, a dude?

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Originally Posted by lt.roast.a.botch

Come on people. Amnesiac clearly is a kid just fucking around here getting everyone all riled up for kicks.

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No, I think you need to better evaluate who is trolling and who isn't... and that's coming from me, the one who is the absolute worst on this board at identifying legitimate trolls.

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Originally Posted by Mugwog

You should become friends with baily; you may save some money by sharing a password for a porn site

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LOL!!!!!!

I'm taking my 21 year old godson weekend one, who could easily pass for my son. He's got a fiance, but I'm single. Having gone in 2010, it was rare to run into folks up into their 40s and beyond, and I never ran into a single woman anywhere near that age range, so I'm putting those types of thoughts out of my mind. I'm going for the music anyway. What bands would I pass up for nookie anyway?

"deets"

I'm over 50 and going solo, no teens involved at all...

That means when I was a teen there was no Coachella....
We only had Cal Jam II.

Hmmm, I wonder if I'll be the only one there who was at Cal Jam II AND at Coachella?

I want drugs from 18 year olds and drugs from 50 year olds.

What kinda shit does a 50 yo man take?

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Originally Posted by TheBigJT

I'm over 50 and going solo, no teens involved at all...

That means when I was a teen there was no Coachella....
We only had Cal Jam II.

Hmmm, I wonder if I'll be the only one there who was at Cal Jam II AND at Coachella?

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Probably not.

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Originally Posted by Goatchella

I want drugs from 18 year olds and drugs from 50 year olds.

What kinda shit does a 50 yo man take?

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cialis

cialis and ecstasy sounds like one gnarly combination.

Nah they don't take ecstasy with it, they just get boners and walk up against the backs and butts of girls at the festival, scaring everyone they walk by since they look like narcs

Not that I know from personal experience or anything like that.

I was at CalJamII and and both U.S. Festivals.

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Originally Posted by TheBigJT

I'm over 50 and going solo, no teens involved at all...

That means when I was a teen there was no Coachella....
We only had Cal Jam II.

Hmmm, I wonder if I'll be the only one there who was at Cal Jam II AND at Coachella?

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Originally Posted by Mugwog

Nah they don't take ecstasy with it, they just get boners and walk up against the backs and butts of girls at the festival, scaring everyone they walk by since they look like narcs

Not that I know from personal experience or anything like that.

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well i know that, i'm just wondering what would happen if you were to take cialis and ecstasy at once haha. you can't deny that they stick out in a crowd tho nothing say's narc like an older guy wearing a hawaiian style button up, khaki shorts, tennis shoes, a baseball cap, and sunglasses. am i missing anything?

That describes my coachella wear perfectly

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Originally Posted by TheBigJT

I'm over 50 and going solo, no teens involved at all...

That means when I was a teen there was no Coachella....
We only had Cal Jam II.

Hmmm, I wonder if I'll be the only one there who was at Cal Jam II AND at Coachella?

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No, you won't be... Cal Jam was insanely fun! :thu

I think you just describe Gay Palm Springs :)

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Originally Posted by Douchey.McDouche.Douche.

well i know that, i'm just wondering what would happen if you were to take cialis and ecstasy at once haha. you can't deny that they stick out in a crowd tho nothing say's narc like an older guy wearing a hawaiian style button up, khaki shorts, tennis shoes, a baseball cap, and sunglasses. am i missing anything?

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the extended stares into the faces of people you walk by

you would probably have a heart attack though mixing those two things at that age

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Originally Posted by Douchey.McDouche.Douche.

cialis and ecstasy sounds like one gnarly combination.

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A 4 hour dancing erection that turns to a puddle in the end?

Cool, good to know there's a few other folks who go as far back as Cal Jam and are still going to festivals. This is my first Coachella and I've mostly lurked here getting info to try and be somewhat prepared.

I've pretty much figured I'll be mistaken for a narc or someones' lost grandpa...but anything is still better than sitting home in a rocking chair and decomposing like some tired old AARP member.

I thought Dave Mason's set killed.

Aerosmith broke my 16yo heart at CalJamII. They sucked!!

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Originally Posted by wstsidela

Aerosmith broke my 16yo heart at CalJamII. They sucked!!

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I agree completely. We started walking out during their set and listened to Mahogany Rush most of the way to the west parking lot.
They also sucked at the World Music Festival a couple years later (when they followed Van Halen) at the Coliseum.

My dear friend, the legendary Nite Bob, was the road manager for Aerosmith during the mid-to-late 70s. He quit right before CalJamII because they were doing too much cocaine. He started laughing when I told him about my little broken heart. They crushed me like only your heroes can.

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Originally Posted by TheBigJT

I agree completely. We started walking out during their set and listened to Mahogany Rush most of the way to the west parking lot.
They also sucked at the World Music Festival a couple years later (when they followed Van Halen) at the Coliseum.

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Originally Posted by wstsidela

They crushed me like only your heroes can.

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I think that quote is worthy of being printed on a t-shirt.
Perfect.

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Originally Posted by Amnesiac33

Kid just told me that he mentioned to a teach that he was heading to Coachella and would be missing a few days of school..mind u I wanted to leave on Wednesday the 18th, but he would have no part of it, missing too much school!! Teach says "that must be the coolest grad present ever!" Kids in the class were jaw dropped, most didn't know the fuck about Coachella, but the teach spewed all the deets, bands etc as she wanted to go herself...

kid feels like a rock star.. ( he was one beforehand anyway>>>)

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This post reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhoyOZEL6p0

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Originally Posted by Douchey.McDouche.Douche.

well i know that, i'm just wondering what would happen if you were to take cialis and ecstasy at once haha. you can't deny that they stick out in a crowd tho nothing say's narc like an older guy wearing a hawaiian style button up, khaki shorts, tennis shoes, a baseball cap, and sunglasses. am i missing anything?

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Yes; the stashe.

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Originally Posted by TheBigJT

I'm over 50 and going solo, no teens involved at all...

That means when I was a teen there was no Coachella....
We only had Cal Jam II.

Hmmm, I wonder if I'll be the only one there who was at Cal Jam II AND at Coachella?

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Originally Posted by wstsidela

I was at CalJamII and and both U.S. Festivals.

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Originally Posted by TheBigJT

Cool, good to know there's a few other folks who go as far back as Cal Jam and are still going to festivals. This is my first Coachella and I've mostly lurked here getting info to try and be somewhat prepared.

I've pretty much figured I'll be mistaken for a narc or someones' lost grandpa...but anything is still better than sitting home in a rocking chair and decomposing like some tired old AARP member.

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Originally Posted by wstsidela

Aerosmith broke my 16yo heart at CalJamII. They sucked!!

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Originally Posted by TheBigJT

I agree completely. We started walking out during their set and listened to Mahogany Rush most of the way to the west parking lot.
They also sucked at the World Music Festival a couple years later (when they followed Van Halen) at the Coliseum.

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Originally Posted by wstsidela

My dear friend, the legendary Nite Bob, was the road manager for Aerosmith during the mid-to-late 70s. He quit right before CalJamII because they were doing too much cocaine. He started laughing when I told him about my little broken heart. They crushed me like only your heroes can.

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See this is how old fogies talk music, not like that dumbass amnesiac.

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