words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

babes
hubby
boo


Pet names drive me fucking crazy.

Guys who have friends named Jeff or Brad and insist on calling them "jefe" and "b-rad".

"does anyone know when the lineup drops?"

Daft Punk

Throwback Thursday, Thirsty Thursday. Really any alliteration applied to a day of the week...

Or adding Sh- to any word, such as "shweet" or "shwasted". I really hope this is only a location specific problem to my part of the world.

radius clause

"confirmed"

Some piece of shit on facebook used the term "Chellz" for Coachella. I want to throat punch him.

apropos and per se. When people use those words it really grates on me. While I don't consider people who use those two words to be douchebags per se, I felt it was apropos to post my feelings in this thread.

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Hehe

Go on...

DAFT PUNK CONFIRMED FOR CHELLZ, SHWEEEEET!

"face" as in people who refer to their friends as "name-face" or say things like "I heart your face"

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Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47

"face" as in people who refer to their friends as "name-face" or say things like "I heart your face"

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But your face is so heart-able.

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Originally Posted by Highly Refined Pirate

"I named my bong LeBong James"

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The person who said this is awesome!

The assumptive and wasteful “you understand”. Yeah, I understand you are a fuckin wanker.

"You do realize..."

"kiddo"

i'm not your child, i'm older than you, and make more money than you.

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"kiddo"

i'm not your child, i'm older than you, and make more money than you.

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Yes, you are. No, you're not. No, you don't. You do understand and realize that no one cares, eh kiddo?

IMA FINNA BOUT TO BUST A NUT

Swedish House Mafia

Jelly for jealous and obvi for obvious

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Originally Posted by Chillzzz

Jelly for jealous and obvi for obvious

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I sort of adopted jelly and bro, though I pretty much only reserve them for sarcasm. Excape/ Axcape instead of escape bugs the shit out of me, especially when anyone over twenty says it, as they'll cop a bitch fit if you try correcting them.

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"kiddo"

i'm not your child, i'm older than you, and make more money than you.

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As a short person, I sometimes hear this and it also makes me nuts.

THE THING IS DUDE

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Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47

"face" as in people who refer to their friends as "name-face" or say things like "I heart your face"

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but I really do miss some faces. It's not a term I use lightly though.

shady
scandalous

FACED

Also, people who use DIY as a verb.