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Coming out of those port-a-potties mid day after taking a nasty growler is one of the most relieving feelings one can experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by mistakenstrangers
Just never let any part of your body touch the toilet seat and make sure you have hand sanitizer readily available.
La Stinky to play on the main stage.
Find a shady joint.............. less steamy, more dreamy!!!
DONT POOP!!!
Don't poop... Just glow
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Unless of course you are one of the few that poo once a week (a real condition, normal to the individual). I usually don't mind porta-johns, but definitely bring my own TP/baby wipes/sanitizer, never know what you'll end up with till u get there.
Last year I had to take a leak bad, and the lines were horrendous, so I wait in what turns out to be slowest line ever. The guy in front of me took fooorreeevveerr! When he was finally done he comes out with a look of horror on his face. I go in and see a giant poop blob, about the size and shape of a Foster's can, sitting on the back rim of the seat. F@#&ing disgusted, I was glad I only needed to piss, and I was out.
What really pissed me off was that the dude took forF-ingever. I'm sure the thing just popped out of him onto the seat, as soon as he dropped trou. wtf fuck was he doing? He obviously didn't try to clean it up, all he had to do was grab a wad of TP and gently push it over the edge.
^ some people are just too fucked up on substances to find their way out of the portapot in a fair amount of time.
I threw up a bit in 2010 just by walking into one of the portapotties. good times.
avoid bare feet
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nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings
eww :nono
and here comes the vomit... Yea.. This is the worst part of Coachella.
I haven't decided what's worse: the latrine I used in Nicaragua that was teeming with hundreds of giant flying cockroaches, or festival port-o-potties. Although it was kind of fun trying to aim direct hits on the bugs...
teeming with hundreds of giant FLYING cockroaches
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It took me about 10 minutes to get the courage to finally go! The woman we were staying with gave us these long sticks to try and swat them down with once they start crawling or flying up. Finally just closed my eyes and told myself to just get it over with as quickly as possible!
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Baby wipes, baby power and baby makin = the keys to a successful Coachella.
Oh my god. I refuse to be anywhere near a Porta Porty that looks like that.
Flippin' sick.`````````````````````````
So you're not going to Coachella?
I'm going to have to get a catheter bag and not eat solid food.
Well if I do have to use a porta-potty, I hope none of the porta-potties suddenly go flying up in the air like in Jackass 3.
Because it looked fucking terrifying.
Can't really help the smell but if people just cleaned up after themselves (i.e. wipe up their piss, didn't sh*t on the seat). It prob wouldn't be as bad. Some people are just fu*king pigs.
I'm laughing so hard from my gut right now that I'm liable to shit myself!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cameron Frye
"it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits"Quote:
Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL
butt i still love my spicy pie and am going to see if i can get banned
Let it be known that I am no longer associated with this asshole.
Nor that asshole.
I am so thoroughly disgusted with you right now, Peter...
This thread is amazing. It reminds me of Kevin Smith's stand up regarding smoking and having to shit. Easily one of the funniest bits I've heard. Check it out on netflix if you haven't heard any of his stuff. His style isn't very traditional. He's more of a story teller, but a damn good one.
i've always passed up that "stand up" vid on NF...now i will check it out. thanks for the heads up manQuote:
Originally Posted by CMRNDRGN
The thought of having to use one of these port-a-potties sends chills down my spine... I never understood how people could miss the toilet. I mean isn't that something that we've all mastered since a fairly early age? I don't care how fucked up you are, it's a simple point and shoot task!
This year I'm going to do it right and bring a shit ton of bran muffins