I put Ranch on my Macaroni and Cheese

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Originally Posted by greghead

Maybe it's being from Arizona, but I'd take the F-150 over the Ferrari any day of the week. Fast cars just go fast. Trucks can actually carry passengers and cargo.

Similarly, gorgonzola isn't nearly as versatile. Ranch goes with everything. And rocquefort is fucking disgusting.

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Know what being able to carry passengers and cargo gets you? Helping people move.

I could go for having some people help me move this weekend.

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Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Know what being able to carry passengers and cargo gets you? Helping people move.

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Fuck that. The only things I'm helping my friends move are dead hookers.

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^ I would have killed for some tater tots and "franch" on sunday!

It's either blue cheese with wings or go fuck your mother.

Joey Diaz

Spicy chipotle ranch on yam fries. Bliss.

I composed, and then performed a song for some friends who were confused, tonight about the entire thing.


RANCH DRESSING ON YOUR EDIBLE SHIT. RANCH DRESSING ON YOUR TITS. RANCH DRESSING ON YOUR CLIT. RANCH RANCH RANCH RANCH RANCH

BUTTERMILK n MAYONESIE
Put in your pansy(?)


So awful lol

may-o-ness-ie

if you combine this thread with Hannah's thread things could get fun.

Well. This certainly explains why I woke up to a bottle of ranch dressing AND a bottle of captain morgans.

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Originally Posted by guedita

RANCH DRESSING ON YOUR EDIBLE SHIT. RANCH DRESSING ON YOUR TITS. RANCH DRESSING ON YOUR CLIT. RANCH RANCH RANCH RANCH RANCH

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I'm pretty sure these are lyrics from a Peaches song.

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This shit on everything

I finally got around to putting ranch on my mac n cheese recently and it was awesome

This is why people hate America. Our overuse of Ranch dressing.

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Originally Posted by Robin

I finally got around to putting ranch on my mac n cheese recently and it was awesome

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Congratulations.

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Originally Posted by marooko

This is why people hate America. Our overuse of Ranch dressing.

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More like our glutonny in general.

whats wrong with ranch?

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Originally Posted by SepaGroove

More like our glutonny in general.

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No. Specifically Ranch.



It's disgusting. And it's not a condiment. Fat fucks.

I like ranch, but I prefer BBQ sauce.

Get the fuck out of here you withered up pasty excuses of human beings.

I agree with marooko, you all are filthy humans. Ranch is one of the worst of all time things of all time.

Ranch flavored snack chips are alright.

I will rub ranch on your eyeballs if you don't get the fuck out of my thread.

Better than in my mouth.

This came up in my news feed

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Gaaawd damn it good! taquitos and buffalo ranch

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Today I put ranch on my corndogs

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Originally Posted by SoulDischarge

Better than in my mouth.

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I am going to smear ranch all over your chest during some dark techno set in the Detroit rave cave.

^Ah, speaking of, you're in charge of bringing that good Hidden Valley shit to heavy funk & fried chicken record club this weekend. Chest-smearing optional.