The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

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Originally Posted by Mugwog

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what the fuck

I've seen people comparing guns to baseball bats all morning during arguments for and against gun control, but this guy really got to the heart of the matter. it's the mayans!

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Ok this is getting wierd. .. Ok were we go.. Mall shooting kills 2.. Age in his 20s.. Another teen opens fire in a Elementary School.. Kills 18 kindergarden. And his mom... In his 20s.. Back eastern every one got there missiles up in the air. Waiting on one guy in Syria to make a move on nuclear war.. We just had a 6. Eq out here in cali.. And also had a King tie waves... Due to the sun moon lived up with the earth.. Its getting closer to time guys

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Dear Santa. I wished to gain some wait last year. I know that's not something u hear all the time but damn u can stop now! I got the bigger bobes and the arms r good but really? I want the stomic and legs gone! But the ass can stay that's Awsome never really had that:-) XXO!

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no bobes pic included.

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You dont fight violence with flowers, poems and POLICIES. You fight violence with more and better violence properly applied

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I immediately deleted this person as a friend.

The CAPS let us know that they mean business.

http://coachmandy.wordpress.com/2012...quiet-part-ii/

Check out this friend of a friend.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...93322207_n.jpg
Model was also wardrobe person :rolleyes

I am goal driven, knowledge seeking, challenge needing, balance finding, Child of The Universe. I believe that what I can dream, I can manifest; it's all just a matter of priorities. I've found that when I do the next right thing, life falls into place. I've learned my most valuable lessons through adversity (usually on the other side of & often long after). "I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing...” Nothing lasts forever except for the love, beauty & truth of The Great Universal Spirit. This One Source (manifested in my life as The Goddess, Isis), always loves me, finds no imperfection in me, and is perpetually & infinitely available to me. (The only other being I know of in this realm who comes close to this is my dog.) I own and operate The Coaching Corner & Pro Fitness Studio where I offer a variety of fitness services, but my true passion lies in the work I do as Personal Trainer & Fitness Coach. I enjoy all aspects of self-improvement & well-being; but I have found that my joy in working in the fitness industry lies not just in witnessing my clients achieve their goals, but in seeing them actually transform their lives. In this, I get to be a part of something greater than myself. There is nothing of value I can obtain, that does not increase a thousand fold, upon my bestowal of it to someone else. Furthermore, when I am seen by others as a leader and a role model, I am forced to be as accountable (or more) as I expect my clients to be. In this arrangement I have always gained so much more than I could ever give. I have recently completed my curriculum for my PhD in Exercise Physiology at University of Miami (with my outside-supporting-field in Psychology); Doctoral Qualifying Exams and Dissertation are next. My current credentials include: B.S. Exercise Physiology/Biology (Double Major) Dietetic Technician Registered (DTR) Certified Wellcoach® American College of Sports Medicine, Health & Fitness Specialist (ACSM/HFS)

What a bunch of cosmic bullshit.

She's a trip.

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Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome

I am goal driven, knowledge seeking, challenge needing, balance finding, Child of The Universe. I believe that what I can dream, I can manifest; it's all just a matter of priorities. I've found that when I do the next right thing, life falls into place. I've learned my most valuable lessons through adversity (usually on the other side of & often long after). "I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing...” Nothing lasts forever except for the love, beauty & truth of The Great Universal Spirit. This One Source (manifested in my life as The Goddess, Isis), always loves me, finds no imperfection in me, and is perpetually & infinitely available to me. (The only other being I know of in this realm who comes close to this is my dog.) I own and operate The Coaching Corner & Pro Fitness Studio where I offer a variety of fitness services, but my true passion lies in the work I do as Personal Trainer & Fitness Coach. I enjoy all aspects of self-improvement & well-being; but I have found that my joy in working in the fitness industry lies not just in witnessing my clients achieve their goals, but in seeing them actually transform their lives. In this, I get to be a part of something greater than myself. There is nothing of value I can obtain, that does not increase a thousand fold, upon my bestowal of it to someone else. Furthermore, when I am seen by others as a leader and a role model, I am forced to be as accountable (or more) as I expect my clients to be. In this arrangement I have always gained so much more than I could ever give. I have recently completed my curriculum for my PhD in Exercise Physiology at University of Miami (with my outside-supporting-field in Psychology); Doctoral Qualifying Exams and Dissertation are next. My current credentials include: B.S. Exercise Physiology/Biology (Double Major) Dietetic Technician Registered (DTR) Certified Wellcoach® American College of Sports Medicine, Health & Fitness Specialist (ACSM/HFS)

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http://youtu.be/boXtqvcrpKM

I bet she'd be in the top decile of sexual performances for most of us...if you can deal with the lack of body hair management.

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Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome

I am goal driven, knowledge seeking, challenge needing, balance finding, Child of The Universe. I believe that what I can dream, I can manifest; it's all just a matter of priorities. I've found that when I do the next right thing, life falls into place. I've learned my most valuable lessons through adversity (usually on the other side of & often long after). "I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing...” Nothing lasts forever except for the love, beauty & truth of The Great Universal Spirit. This One Source (manifested in my life as The Goddess, Isis), always loves me, finds no imperfection in me, and is perpetually & infinitely available to me. (The only other being I know of in this realm who comes close to this is my dog.) I own and operate The Coaching Corner & Pro Fitness Studio where I offer a variety of fitness services, but my true passion lies in the work I do as Personal Trainer & Fitness Coach. I enjoy all aspects of self-improvement & well-being; but I have found that my joy in working in the fitness industry lies not just in witnessing my clients achieve their goals, but in seeing them actually transform their lives. In this, I get to be a part of something greater than myself. There is nothing of value I can obtain, that does not increase a thousand fold, upon my bestowal of it to someone else. Furthermore, when I am seen by others as a leader and a role model, I am forced to be as accountable (or more) as I expect my clients to be. In this arrangement I have always gained so much more than I could ever give. I have recently completed my curriculum for my PhD in Exercise Physiology at University of Miami (with my outside-supporting-field in Psychology); Doctoral Qualifying Exams and Dissertation are next. My current credentials include: B.S. Exercise Physiology/Biology (Double Major) Dietetic Technician Registered (DTR) Certified Wellcoach® American College of Sports Medicine, Health & Fitness Specialist (ACSM/HFS)

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We'll be sure to let you know if we start hiring again, thanks.

love these

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FOLLOW THESE STEPS:
1.COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND
2.WHISPER YOUR WISH INTO YOUR HAND
3.POST THIS ON TEN OTHER COMMENTS
4.NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
I am not kidding that actually works

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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got...so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to ki ll her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love yu

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what is this, 1997?

Blake:

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Just watched CNN shill and some Rabbi who should lose his Rabbi license completely put words in Gov Mike Huckabee's mouth and then denigrate him. Liars on the left is always the case. They said that he blamed the Newtown killings on the people for being bad and not believing in God. When if fact he said How can you blame God? He is not allowed in the schools. Maybe you should let him in the f...ront door instead of looking for him at the back door. The Rabbi actually also blamed God and why didnt God stop it? Did you forget Rabbi that God gave us Free Will? Also that Gods time and mans time is to diff things. Lastly maybe God used those children as an example to us so we could get a gut check and start attacking the depravity of this world. If you believe in God and Heaven then you know that when you leave this world as an innocent child you go to heaven, you have no pain and no remembrance of pain. Heaven is a better place then this world of men will ever be. If you dont believe in God and heaven then you are certainly left with nothing but pain and no hope in these situations.

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Not sure who's dumber, Blake or Isis.

The idea of heaven sure does contribute quite a lot to earth being a hell.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../e/ec/Isis.svg

"Just so I can say I called it. Coachella 2013 Sahara tent is going to be TRANCE TRANCE TRANCE TRANCE"

I really wanna say stfu

I really dislike when facebook uses your friends older "Likes" as a way to advertise the page. A person who died over a year ago "Likes" Dick Van Dyke. Fuck you facebook.

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Originally Posted by Mugwog

I really dislike when facebook uses your friends older "Likes" as a way to advertise the page. A person who died over a year ago "Likes" Dick Van Dyke. Fuck you facebook.

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i'm convinced that some of these likes are being faked. who in their right mind would 'like' old spice?

I keep getting "likes" from my nephew who has been in prison for 6 months.

They're out today in droves:

It only took a few weeks for Obama to break his first campaign promise. Good job mr president way to be consistent in having a worthless word. I think we call That a pathological liar. He is trying to cut social security, something he said Romney was going to do, and we shouldn't vote for him. how did anyone ever believe his BS, and vote for him again.

I will fear NOTHING because NOTHING is greater then my God #30WordsBook

"amyzzz's Nephew likes 'State Penitentiary Commissary' and six other pages"

It's mostly Wal-Mart actually.

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Originally Posted by algunz

There out today in droves:

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Teacher.

I imagine most of the prison commissaries will be outsourced to Wal-Mart within the decade anyway.

He was hoping to get a job picking tomatoes at $2.50 an hour.

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Originally Posted by PotVsKtl

Teacher.

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Damn it. I had a feeling I fucked that one up, and I kept forgetting to come back and fix it.