The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

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Originally Posted by unit300021

So do people just believe whatever Facebook tells them?

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Sadly, yes.

I've noticed they tag you as "liking" stuff when you haven't selected anything. It's just another way they are using us.

I like a lot of stupid products, bands, bars, etc. that I think is stupid to like only because they update me on events, sales, etc.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirh...-public-likes/

Just noticed this article today.

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Originally Posted by guedita

SHUT. UP. FAXMAN.

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Unsubscribe is your friend.

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Originally Posted by sonofhal

Unsubscribe is your friend.

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Every once in a while there are some real gems though.

Last night I told Neighborhood Creep the Titans were one of the worst teams in the league and were going to lose to the Vikings. Then today came and I wanted to lovingly talk a little bit more shit, the fucker unfriended me.

i've been suggested to like sluts and big butts.

Someone on my friends list was a "paul bearer" at his grandfather's funeral.

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Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47

i've been suggested to like sluts and big butts.

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http://carlae.files.wordpress.com/20...er-monocle.jpg

I keep getting Sluts recommended to me too, Ivy. Sluts and Cougars. Facebook really creeps me out sometimes.

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Originally Posted by stinkbutt

Last night I told Neighborhood Creep the Titans were one of the worst teams in the league and were going to lose to the Vikings. Then today came and I wanted to lovingly talk a little bit more shit, the fucker unfriended me.

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he didn't unfriend you. he deactivated his facebook account.

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Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47

i've been suggested to like sluts and big butts.

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You can probably thank HandBanana for that.

Thank you everybody for reminding me what a terrible person Christopher Columbus was today.

Faxman again.

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I was just assaulted on Hollywood blvd by two #french punks trying to pull a stunt for #youtube. Jokes on them arrested for battery!!

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#racist?

no, facebook friend, there is absolutely no reason to post a close-up picture of yourself with your shirt up and all your bug bites on the fattiest parts of your body. thin, fat, mutated, that shit is gross.

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Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Thank you everybody for reminding me what a terrible person Christopher Columbus was today.

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Oh, so that's why my commute was cut in half! Bless you, Mr. Columbus!

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Originally Posted by nathanfairchild

he didn't unfriend you. he deactivated his facebook account.

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crushing blows

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If you don't like this status, you hate your mom and 10 kittens will die

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I didn't like it

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Originally Posted by SoulDischarge

Someone on my friends list was a "paul bearer" at his grandfather's funeral.

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Maybe he meant to say he went dressed up like this because his dad was a big Undertaker fan:

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Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Thank you everybody for reminding me what a terrible person Christopher Columbus was today.

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I remember when I was in college, there was this lesbian I was in love with who walked into Intro to Psych late on Columbus Day wearing a shirt on which she'd written in Sharpie, "Columbus was a TERRORIST, not a hero." Thought it was cute at the time. Now, not so much.

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Originally Posted by Mugwog

#racist?

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Is French a race & not a nationality?

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Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged

I remember when I was in college, there was this lesbian I was in love with who walked into Intro to Psych late on Columbus Day wearing a shirt on which she'd written in Sharpie, "Columbus was a TERRORIST, not a hero." Thought it was cute at the time. Now, not so much.

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It could still be cute.

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Originally Posted by algunz

It could still be cute.

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depends on how big her tits are

I thought it was about the size of her brain.

"I'd rather vote for the Mormon than the Moron" - via a family member who's not even an american citizen.

I'm not sure how Obama could be considered a moron in any sense of the word.

Well, he didn't really capture my heart with one of his first moves in office being "The Whitehouse Def Poetry Jam, Hosted by Barack & Michelle Obama"

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Originally Posted by amyzzz

I'm not sure how Obama could be considered a moron in any sense of the word.

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i agree, but a catchy phrase is a catchy phrase i guess.

I may have to stop reading Faxman's posts, unless I want to continue getting into cursing matches with his friends.

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Originally Posted by HotHamWater

I may have to stop reading Faxman's posts, unless I want to continue getting into cursing matches with his friends.

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"Justice" sounded a tad psychotic.