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Boring.
Totally boring.
I might as well be snoring.
Not sure if you saw Bosco, but you were the featured member on the Coach home page earlier today.
Go Fuck Yourself
I would if I could, but I can't so I won't. But if I could, I totally would and that would be awesome.
Ingredients:
The Field:
1 Pound of Guacamole
15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone
15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone
2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines
The Players:
15 Vienna Sausages
Helmets - 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese
The Goal Posts:
1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post
1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)
The Stands:
58 Twinkies
1 Pound of Bacon
1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
1 Bag of Cheetos
1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips
1 Bag of Chex Mix
TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285
TOTAL COST: $86.47
TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS: 1 Billion trillion dude. One billion trillion.
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...untitled-5.jpg
that's kind of amazing.
That isn't to scale and also it looks hideous and inedible.
I was reading the ingredients thinking, hey, this could be a cool presentation of snack food. Wrong.
Please elaborate on how you would construct it differently. Im currently in the bidding process and looking for general contractor/chef to build my arena of gluttony.
Also, how is that not to scale? It's a camera phone pic.
There's someone standing in the background.
which made it to scale for me.
Additionally, a real football stadium is considerably larger than a repulsive pile of filth.
dibs on the slim jims
i believe john means that vienna sausages are not accurate representations of players on a football field.
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
They gotta come up with a different foundation; twinkies and guac are useless together.
Maybe White Castles...
Oh sweet. And a countdown
I saw that guac field on a commercial for avocados last night. Hahaha. It was much healthier looking than that
found it. might have to make it for the guys on sunday.
http://www.avocadocentral.com/recipe...d-of-Guacamole