i like to wipe sideways, so that i smear poop on my butt cheeks.
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i like to wipe sideways, so that i smear poop on my butt cheeks.
Prisoner: Where am I?
Number Two: In The Village.
Prisoner: What do you want?
Number Two: Information.
Prisoner: Which side are you on?
Number Two: That would be telling. We want information, information, information...
Prisoner: You won't get it.
Number Two: By hook or by crook we will.
Prisoner: Who are you?
Number Two: The new Number Two.
Prisoner: Who is Number One?
Number Two: You are Number Six.
Prisoner: I am not a number. I am a free man.
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One piece of paper to wipe and another to polish. That's all that's needed...unless it's the loch ness shit monster
minus blindfold,.....you are the man! thats exactly what i was thinking!!!!42 days left! woo hoo
I call them a crayola, they never stop markingQuote:
Originally Posted by Benny
hahahaha i think of those ones as 'butterkissed' like 'butt-erkissed'
i usually start from the very edge of my ass and wipe in spirals making the circles smaller until it reaches my ring piece.
who looks at the paper after the first wipe and who doesn't? thats the real question here
You have to know if you are clean. Wipe until the papers white.
ha ha hahha.. this is really funny...
i've been using babywipes now for over 3 months and I can't go back to just plain tp ...... shower fresh everytime... i love it..
gender: M
race: whitey
preference: around the butt, not bobbin and weavin around the fishing tackle..i didnt even know you could go that route, and get good penetration.?
One of the coolest shows ever made. Great reference.Quote:
Originally Posted by breakjaw
How do blind people know when they have finished wiping?
Maybe they use a bidet instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by ragingdave
Word son!Quote:
Originally Posted by jimmycrackcorn
I also like to stick a couple of joint papers on my anus after I'm done. Ya know, to avoid those damn skid marks =\
hahahhahhahhah! i just sh*t in my pants!Quote:
Originally Posted by ocpathfinder
NOFX feels the opposite...Quote:
Originally Posted by HarmonieBrooke
The part I am referring to is at 1:18.
wheres the wipe left option?
this thread makes me sad we cant make polls in normal forums anymore