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PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk
Group Says Move Would Help Humans, Cows

WATERBURY, Vt. -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.

"PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the statement says.

PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.

"The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "Everyone knows that 'the breast is best,' so Ben & Jerry's could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk."

"We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child," said a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry's.

someone get merle in here quick

We'd have lactating whores going wild for payoff...

I was a breastfeeding champion when my boys were babies and how is taking milk from a lactating mother less of an impact than taking it from a cow...which baby is more significant here...

uhhh but on the other hand breast milk is much more tastier!!!

so we are going to replace all the cows in pens with those suction devices with women? that's a nice visual...

the fact that it is peta saying this makes it irrelevant in my eyes.

now is the perfect time to insert prodigy's video for baby's got a temper:



skip ahead to the 2 minute mark for the relevant part.

NSFW!!!!

I say give the animals a break for awhile.

i didn't even know human breast milk was in there.

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now is the perfect time to insert prodigy's video for baby's got a temper:



skip ahead to the 2 minute mark for the relevant part.

NSFW!!!!

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Video no longer available. I'll assume it was relevant to this discussion though.

How else do you think they make it taste like the nectar of the gods?

I love Ben and Jerry ice cream but I wouldn't buy it if it contained breast milk.

rice milk FTW

I can sell breast milk? How much are we talking here?

i've got a non-stop supply at home right now...never tasted it, but have been shot in the eye once...

reminds me of that episode of "Friends" where Ross chugs breast milk, for SOME reason

What good is breast milk if you cant suck on the tit?

You know, Pamela Anderson is an avid promoter for PETA, don't you? Imagine that...

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reminds me of that episode of "Friends" where Ross chugs breast milk, for SOME reason

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I LOVE that episode. Only Ross never actually chugs the breast milk, Joey does.

However, the thought of breast milk in Ben & Jerry's is seriously make me gag right now

Ross drinks it during the end credits I believe. I just KNOW Ross drank it. It's playing in my head right now, unless I'm totally making that up

This would never happen. America has way too many hang ups involving sex, human anatomy and biological processes.

A year or two ago it freaked out a coworker that two or three women were using a spare office on our floor for breast milk pumping for their babies. He was gonna claim sexual harassment (as fucking stupid as that sounds).

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i've got a non-stop supply at home right now...never tasted it, but have been shot in the eye once...

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Have your woman add a few squirts to your coffee...

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This would never happen. America has way too many hang ups involving sex, human anatomy and biological processes.

A year or two ago it freaked out a coworker that two or three women were using a spare office on our floor for breast milk pumping for their babies. He was gonna claim sexual harassment (as fucking stupid as that sounds).

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What a fucktard...it's a natural process for feeding a baby...I can't stand the people that have a problem with this especially the ones that see you boobing your kid and have this offensive look on their face...

PETA has gone too far... again.

why the hell does PETA always have to make vegetarians and vegans look like total psychos... it would have been a lot more logical to suggest soy, rice or almond milk.

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why the hell does PETA always have to make vegetarians and vegans look like total psychos... it would have been a lot more logical to suggest soy, rice or almond milk.

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Perhaps it was Pamela that suggested the idea? http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...son-pamela.png

Ha. Remember those are basically a waste of space when it come to functionality. Though I know little to nothing about implants, I think its possible that the implant could press on other parts of the inner titty, reducing their ability to produce milk.... maybe?

Merle has made his own Breast Milk Ice Cream, I think that's how he snuck that milk in, he froze it and let it defrost once he was past the security check point...

Being serious here now: breastmilk is a very rare commodity that should ONLY be used for the infants who can only drink breastmilk. There are some infants who need it and cannot drink formula as a substitute, and there are a limited number of women breastmilk donors who supply that need for free. (yes, there are breastmilk banks like blood banks)

This stunt by PETA is incredibly insulting for those parents who have those at-risk infants.

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This would never happen. America has way too many hang ups involving sex, human anatomy and biological processes.

A year or two ago it freaked out a coworker that two or three women were using a spare office on our floor for breast milk pumping for their babies. He was gonna claim sexual harassment (as fucking stupid as that sounds).

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That pisses me off. Americans are such prude sometimes. That was their children's FOOD for God's sake.

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Ha. Remember those are basically a waste of space when it come to functionality. Though I know little to nothing about implants, I think its possible that the implant could press on other parts of the inner titty, reducing their ability to produce milk.... maybe?

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Actually smaller chested women produce more milk then larger breasted women due to more fat cells and less milk ducts or whatever. I do not know about implants but I think it would follow along the same lines.

I would love to **** a chick that has titties full of milk! I could squeeze the milk all over me while I dug her out. That would give a whole new meaning to thirst quencher.

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Actually smaller chested women produce more milk then larger breasted women due to more fat cells and less milk ducts or whatever. I do not know about implants but I think it would follow along the same lines.

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Not really sure if this is the case. My mom and my sister (both small-chested like me) were not able to breastfeed for long, and I had some problems of my own.

I've heard that implants can damage a woman's ability to breastfeed at all.