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I have actually learned a great deal from some of their business practice and self improvement ideas. I dunno about all the fucking kooky religified shit though, and I havent checked the link you posted yet.
haha.. i was in Santa Monica the other day and I saw a booth doing "Free Stress Tests" and I joking said they are probably Scientologists.. then I walked up closer and saw them selling a bunch of "Dianetics" books.. I wish I would have taken the test now that I think about it.
where is the fuck no voting option?
Oh my god... that video was abso-fucking-lutely hilarious. Oh man...
oh wait... I though the title of this thread was going to be ... Does scientology seem like complete bullshit? and there were only going to be two options...
1. Yes
2. I don't really give a shit, but FUCK YES!
All my friends were like "You've never shrunk yourself to fit on a Giraffe's kidney then play clue?"
Thats awesome! I really wish I had taken a stress test in every city along the west coast. Cause Scientology is everywhere. Even in that acid you dropped before that sweet rave when you totally nailed that raver chick.
She was 14!
hahah i cant stop watching this video. "..its killing dolphins with your bare hands for their delicious pancreas's"Quote:
Originally Posted by rage patton
scientology is fucking evil
the only reason I would ever even briefly consider it to not be satantic is because a Mr. Beck Hansen is one (and jason lee too!)
Scientology isn't any more whacky than any other religion. Think about it.
P.S. I'm not defending Scientology. I'm bashing all organized religion.
apparently scientologists believe 9/11 was a natural disaster...
does putting your dick in a collapsed star really feel as good as fucking saturn's ring?
YES! What else do you want to know?Quote:
Originally Posted by Astrid
It's like mashed potatoes. But they're not mashed and they're not potatoes but...Quote:
Originally Posted by psychoc&ndy
I seriously have watched this video atleast 15 times. Have you watched this guys other videos? The HIV clinic video is fucking hilarious.
Wasn't L. Ron Hubbard quoted as saying that the real money wasn't in writing, it's in Religion ?
Hey come on guys. Don't knock it till you try it. Scientology has alot of good things to offer people. :rotfl
Man, that just never gets old.Quote:
Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings
SCARY
I was at an anti-Scientology protest a while back. Some homeless dude got caught up in it, wandered into the Scientology place. We half expected him to a) Never come back out, or b) Come back out clean, sober, wearing a suit.
Disappointingly, he just wandered back out.
The Scientologists, for their part, were really, really awful.
and the only reason those two are scientologist is that they live in LA and have boatloads of money.Quote:
Originally Posted by sbessiso
Scientology is indeed evil.
Tom is CRAZY! But then so is HarpoQuote:
Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings
there are actually protests?Quote:
Originally Posted by MissingPerson
Plenty of them. That's why there are Scientology ads all over youtube at the minute. South Park aside, Scientology isn't some amusingly harmless little hobby. People have died.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sonicifyouwantit
At the protests I was at, our Scientological chums made a point of dragging their children right through the protesting crowd. They didn't have to, it just gave their photographers better pictures when it looked like we were trying to bully a bunch of kids.
Fools. Bullying kids would be easier.Quote:
Originally Posted by MissingPerson
But Beck and Tom Cruez likez the scientologyz! It must be cool! Right?!?!?
*Edit* I'm drunk :( But fuck that crazy shit anyway. What right minded person could buy that nonsense?!
Needless to say, it's not relative in my life.