That is sad.
That is sad.
I fell over because I didn't realize that one foot was standing on the bottom of the other leg of my too-long pajama pants. I wasn't trying to walk, just wobbled a bit and didn't recover. Literally standing still, moving nearly imperceptibly, and then falling. What a graceful woman I am.
Balanchine? Arduous move for an amateur.
I have an E-Crush on Guedita.
Biden just kissed Schumer ....hummmmm :) cr****
I told my gf last Friday while she was gone,while getting ice out of the freezer I slipped on doggie pee, and that last hit accidentally fell into my mouth. Can you believe she didn't believe me ... cr****
I'm going to be a father. I'm twenty five, have about two hundred bucks and a Pontiac to my name. I cook and bar tend at a ski resort at and have a bachelor's degree in English.
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You'll be fine. If everyone was required to have their shit together before they had children, the earth would be devoid of humans. Just look at it as some new adventure you'll be embarking on (a very long, long adventure, that is).
And congrats. It's probably scary, but that's also very exciting news. Even if you don't feel ready for it now, by the time the little one comes you can be totally prepared. If my little brother, who never finished his AA and was just snowboarding all the time when he found out, can raise a baby and do so well, then I'm sure someone with two hundred more bucks and a Pontiac will be able to manage.
Frizzlefry had a pretty good beard that could easily transition into a "hip dad" beard when I saw him in August. So I think he'll be fine.
I am sure that you will make a great dad.
Yeah but it doesn't crumple when you lean against it. Stable.
We had a Honda Quaalude when the girls were born. Try putting two infant car seats in the back of that. He's waaay ahead with the Pontiac.
Isn't that a drug?
We just had one of these, and I'm mostly okay.
Yes, Amy... it is. But that's what we called Honda Preludes back in the day.
And Hannah, through much of the girls' early years we never had reliably functioning vehicles. We had a bicycle trailer, though. They spent a lot of time in that. All grown now, and still prefer bikes to cars (they cycle to work).
Oh you were joking. Sorry. :)
You're totally fucked and your life as you know it is over.
And why is this in the Confessions thread, is she a minor?
I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called out Guedita's name.
What the fuck did you say?
Yeah I know you're hungry, we can eat when you're done.
Phew, close call, glad she doesn't read these boards.