There's a sick comfort in a bloody nose that culminates in a slowly removed blood slug the length of your entire nasal passage. It's like drain-snaking your face.
Printable View
There's a sick comfort in a bloody nose that culminates in a slowly removed blood slug the length of your entire nasal passage. It's like drain-snaking your face.
Hmm. I like that post a lot less now that I know "blood slug" is actual slang.
Quote:
Originally Posted by algunz
That was all my brother. He paid for the kickstarter thing and just got all his stuff last week no vibrator. That would have been funny though considering it was mailed to my parent's house and mom opened the box.
I'm the same way Courtney (minus the menstruation obvs). I even extend it to animals. I'm really compulsive about picking the sleep out of my cats' eyes, cleaning their ears with q-tips, even picking at their scabs. I realize it's gross but it doesn't bother me.
of the yearQuote:
Originally Posted by SoulDischarge
I agree that body gunk is fascinating.
Women are disgustingQuote:
Originally Posted by Courtney
My divorce papers were not final (we were already separated for months) and I went to Mexico and was with 5 prostitutes (protected of course). I still felt bad about that because everything was not finalized. cr****
There can be... ;)-Quote:
Originally Posted by algunz
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w...torcycles-.jpg
At the same time?Quote:
Originally Posted by canexplain
I still have no idea who Huell Howser was.
Now that would be a lineup worth chatting about...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sleepingrock
Hi Bev. Both of us have been sort of quiet this year so far. Good to see posts. I really think I am making it this year, so it will be nice to meet you guys if it works out eh. cr****
The older you get, the clumpier it gets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Courtney
No, one at a time (but all one night). Even with a prostitute, you need to give them attention (like they really care). Thank you pharmaceuticals :). Geez I was so fucking drunk, stumbling around the back streets of TJ all by myself, I am lucky to be alive eh.... cr****Quote:
Originally Posted by Sleepingrock
I've been a mean asshole. I'm going to try real hard now to be a good person. I read this verse recently:
Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the rath of God, for it is written, "Vengence is mine, I wll repay, says the Lord"
Now I know this isn't a very religious group here, and God knows I've never been -- but I've been thinking a bunch about this line, and the cycle of terror I sew, and Im going to try real hard now, real hard.
And so I confess and repent and tomorrow I do good.
Ban
lolwat
I've sinned again. Tomorrow is the day.
Some girl found me on facebook who I knew fifteen years ago and is talking to me like I should know her, I have no idea who she is. I only have a vague idea that I might dislike her, but I am not sure why. I hate getting old, my memory is shot.
Vigo,are you "using" again?
Now that's hotQuote:
Originally Posted by captncrzy
I'm watching Savages and smoking bowls. But hard drugs... NoQuote:
Originally Posted by getbetter
i just realized that i haven't opened my refrigerator in a little more than three weeks. i am terrified to find out what has evolved in there
My guess is food?Quote:
Originally Posted by caeden
I told a student I would punch him in the belly if he asked me, "What are we doing today?" again.
I hugged a gay man
Did you catch his gay?
Well, I was thinking about sodomy at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by bmack86
With his sister.
I was watching some Metallica videos on YouTube last night. I noticed a Limp Bizkit full set on the side so clicked on it out of curiosity. I ended up really enjoying it and watched another full set by them. My friends are now mad at me that I never met up with them like I was supposed to last night.