Confessions

I yearn for posts that encourage camaraderie versus individualism. The former is so cliché and tiring, up to point of feeling bile in my throat.

So. You. Yearn for the feeling of bile in your throat . . . ?

Yea FB did you say that backwards or mean latter? Just wondering.... cr****

The public restroom scene of Welcome To The Dollhouse gave me a boner

I've recently "borrowed" from the petty cash box at my work, but noone knows.

The other night I was making penne and I dropped a piece on the floor. I picked it up and threw it in the sink. Then I took a piece of pasta out of the boiling water and threw it in the sink so the one that had been on the floor wouldn't be lonely.

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Originally Posted by captncrzy

The other night I was making penne and I dropped a piece on the floor. I picked it up and threw it in the sink. Then I took a piece of pasta out of the boiling water and threw it in the sink so the one that had been on the floor wouldn't be lonely.

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Confession- I think that's actually cute.

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Originally Posted by captncrzy

The other night I was making penne and I dropped a piece on the floor. I picked it up and threw it in the sink. Then I took a piece of pasta out of the boiling water and threw it in the sink so the one that had been on the floor wouldn't be lonely.

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THERE ARE PEOPLE STARVING IN INDIA, YOUNG LADY!

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Originally Posted by captncrzy

The other night I was making penne and I dropped a piece on the floor. I picked it up and threw it in the sink. Then I took a piece of pasta out of the boiling water and threw it in the sink so the one that had been on the floor wouldn't be lonely.

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:):)

My mother moved out of state a few months ago. I used to see her all the time. She lives on the outskirts of town in an area with poor cell phone reception so it's too difficult trying to talk to her when we can't even hold a conversation. In a few months we went from really close to like she doesn't even exist.

I really want to make a Thread of the shit my Dad says but I have to wait til after the Cruise. :/

You need to set it up so you can post during the cruise.

I have never watched any of the Lord of the Rings movies. Don't really care to either.

edit: To be honest I tried to watch the first one twice, but fell asleep half way through both times.

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Originally Posted by getbetter

I really want to make a Thread of the shit my Dad says but I have to wait til after the Cruise. :/

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Maybe you could create a Twitter account of the same name. If that works out, get a book deal and television pilot. Crazy idea, but it just might work for you (or Justin Halpern).

My roommate keeps making travel plans with me. Vegas, prescott, coachella, now he wants to take me to shows in denver. We have become very good friends. Unfortunately I keep thinking how much nicer this relationship coud be if we were also sleeping together. Crushes suck.

awww, audra <3 he is a nice guy. at least this way you won't lose a good friend over sleeping together drama.

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Originally Posted by Drewski27

I have never watched any of the Lord of the Rings movies. Don't really care to either.

edit: To be honest I tried to watch the first one twice, but fell asleep half way through both times.

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I've watched the theatrical release of LOTRs (all three) 5xs. I've watched the director's cut versions on DVD an additional 5xs each. I've marathoned the director's cuts back to back to back 3 of those times.

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awww, audra <3 he is a nice guy. at least this way you won't lose a good friend over sleeping together drama.

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Very true, although the nice guyness is throwing me off. Today he is making steak and crab legs and paying for cabs and drinks... And I dont even have to get naked. Its kinda weird. :)

It almost sounds like he wants to get you naked if he's paying for cabs and cooking crabs.

That is what I would normally think too, but he recently got engaged and is planning to move to mexico. Although he never says her name and told me last night that I say nicks name far too much. Its all very confusing. I am just sitting back and waiting for whatevers going to happen next.

All i did yesterday was drove back to my house from LA and listen to vinyl while smoking on my bed.Then I got tired and fell back to sleep missing a friend's 30th bday party.

Sometimes the best intentions of trying to offer advice to a friend can backfire in the most awful way, when it's really not advice but just someone to listen they need. I feel terrible and I wish I knew how to fix it.

Ever since the riots all I really wanted was a black girlfriend.

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Sometimes the best intentions of trying to offer advice to a friend can backfire in the most awful way, when it's really not advice but just someone to listen they need. I feel terrible and I wish I knew how to fix it.

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That's not a confession.

I'm currently using a private session on Spotify so I can have a quick binge on Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, etc. without any of my friends seeing.

Why? Pop music has its gems, just like any other genre. Taylor Swift is definitely one of them, and Katy Perry chooses some decent songwriters.

Tried to masturbate in a Greyhound bathroom stall but was too drunk to get it up.

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This is why I continue visiting this board. Well done, sir.

The best.