I dont care if im not forty, I'm going to join you guys anyways.
I should be buzz tomorrow at craddlerobber place after Doug Stanhope.Ill post here if my phone isnt dead.
Im drunk on a roof.
Pockets full of cheap beer
Ill finish this later
Did you fall off the roof?
ROCHEFORT TRAPPISTE 10 X 4 BABY. FUCK YEAH.
Between the MLS cup and going out afterwords needless to say I am drunk right now and I am feeling great. Been a long ass time since I've done an all day drinking marathon. Yay being drunk
nothing like changing your roommate, especially when youre too drunk yourself.
Me too. I alnost punched my brother in the face tonight. Have u ever got the shivers from the fan but are too cold to get out drom other the blankets to turn it off?
I'm really bad right now.
it's 2:00 in the afternoon...
I'm so hungover that I'm still drunk... Why did I come to work?
Fuck you, tequila! You dirty bastard...
I woke up slurring away and then ordered a 32oz vodka red bill. This is my third one. Really bad. I may hang out in this thread today
Fuck your 2pm. It's 12:pm40 here
I miss the camaraderie of drinking but not the other side affects. Cheers to all I'll be there in spirit ..... cr****
Brunch was fantastic and started with some sort of cocktail that had plum brandy and a pile of other things and now I am home. I am making chili later; it will have Bourbon. Maybe I will drink some Bourbon. Or maybe some Sweet Action. I love cream ales.
So before last night, I hadn't been drunk since my last birthday which was several months ago. A bottle and a half of vodka later, I threw up because some girl decided she wanted to try to pick up out of my seat (and because I drank a bottle and a half of vodka). However, realizing we were inside and I didn't want some poor soul to clean up my vomit and/or have people stepping in the shit all night, I was able to funnel it into a cup with no spills (and felt 10x better after that).
Apparently some dude that was going around taking random drinks took a swig of my vomit glass which caused him to go at it which made at least two other people vomit, too. This had happened after I left, though.
How drunk does one have to be to drink a cup of vomit?
I've taken swigs out of beer cans that were full of cigarette butts. Nothing worse I don't think or will never know I guess... cr****
maybe they thought it was breakfast. Oatmeal.
Also about to meet my parents out for my dads birthday, a chance I might be back in this thread later.
I am. Sitting by the pool wishing I was in the desert. I just ate 2 heaping tablespoons of pot butter. That shit tastes SOOOO much better when baked into a cookie. Just FYI.
I'm drunk right now. School was cancelled today due to another April bliazzrd. Shit got real and I have nothing else to do. The bar is packed. NOWI FTW
:) hi creepy
Rob just made me a mai tai.
And the world as a whole responds:
"Who the fuck is Rob and who the fuck are you?"
Lynn and I go way back. I can appreciate any woman that wears a retro polka dotted hair wrap.
Was that the kind that has the wire in it, Lynn?
So here I am in vegas, in a bar...by myself.
Buzzed and lost all fucks givens.