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ok. thanks.
I dont care if im not forty, I'm going to join you guys anyways.
I should be buzz tomorrow at craddlerobber place after Doug Stanhope.Ill post here if my phone isnt dead.
Im drunk on a roof.
Pockets full of cheap beer
and one...aaaaaaaaqaaa
Ill finish this later
Did you fall off the roof?
ROCHEFORT TRAPPISTE 10 X 4 BABY. FUCK YEAH.
Between the MLS cup and going out afterwords needless to say I am drunk right now and I am feeling great. Been a long ass time since I've done an all day drinking marathon. Yay being drunk
nothing like changing your roommate, especially when youre too drunk yourself.
YUUUUP.
Me too. I alnost punched my brother in the face tonight. Have u ever got the shivers from the fan but are too cold to get out drom other the blankets to turn it off?
Foxygen
UMO
Ducktails
The Men
Rhye
I'm really bad right now.
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Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep
Granted, it's a little early, Creep, but what's "really bad?"
it's 2:00 in the afternoon...
I'm so hungover that I'm still drunk... Why did I come to work?
Fuck you, tequila! You dirty bastard...
I woke up slurring away and then ordered a 32oz vodka red bill. This is my third one. Really bad. I may hang out in this thread today
Fuck your 2pm. It's 12:pm40 here
I miss the camaraderie of drinking but not the other side affects. Cheers to all I'll be there in spirit ..... cr****
BTW, why are you wasting good or bad vodka with Red bull :) cr****Quote:
Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep
Brunch was fantastic and started with some sort of cocktail that had plum brandy and a pile of other things and now I am home. I am making chili later; it will have Bourbon. Maybe I will drink some Bourbon. Or maybe some Sweet Action. I love cream ales.
So before last night, I hadn't been drunk since my last birthday which was several months ago. A bottle and a half of vodka later, I threw up because some girl decided she wanted to try to pick up out of my seat (and because I drank a bottle and a half of vodka). However, realizing we were inside and I didn't want some poor soul to clean up my vomit and/or have people stepping in the shit all night, I was able to funnel it into a cup with no spills (and felt 10x better after that).
Apparently some dude that was going around taking random drinks took a swig of my vomit glass which caused him to go at it which made at least two other people vomit, too. This had happened after I left, though.
How drunk does one have to be to drink a cup of vomit?
I've taken swigs out of beer cans that were full of cigarette butts. Nothing worse I don't think or will never know I guess... cr****
maybe they thought it was breakfast. Oatmeal.
Yes but that is excusable because if it's inside a beer can then it's not your fault. I think he we have all at some point done something like that. I almost chewing tobacco spit out of a beer can once but when it got near my face it didn't smell like a beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by canexplain
Also about to meet my parents out for my dads birthday, a chance I might be back in this thread later.
I am. Sitting by the pool wishing I was in the desert. I just ate 2 heaping tablespoons of pot butter. That shit tastes SOOOO much better when baked into a cookie. Just FYI.
I'm drunk right now. School was cancelled today due to another April bliazzrd. Shit got real and I have nothing else to do. The bar is packed. NOWI FTW
:) hi creepy
Rob just made me a mai tai.
And the world as a whole responds:
"Who the fuck is Rob and who the fuck are you?"
Lynn and I go way back. I can appreciate any woman that wears a retro polka dotted hair wrap.
Was that the kind that has the wire in it, Lynn?
So here I am in vegas, in a bar...by myself.
Buzzed and lost all fucks givens.