Spent all my money on concert tickets and wondering why I live in my car
Got a new car, well.. a stolen car counts right?
Discovered that one band, but I totally hate them now
Two words: Can Opener
Broke up and now I'm listening to a bunch of emo
Trying to decide what I'm going to have for lunch
Dyed my cat's hair bright purple
Just found out Cancer is the new AIDS, thanks south park!
I'm kicking ass in my March Madness pool
I've realized I've wasted most of my life on this board, but that's ok