Ad hominem, huh? How embarrassing for you.
I was going to post the undoubtedly overwhelming index count for "Edward is wrong," but when I hit the search button a big hand came out of the screen and gave me a big old high-five instead of listing the results.
Well, it brings a lot more to the table than your giggling-while-you-shake-your-head counterpoint mechanism. And only a little over half of those results are my personal blog posts.
Sean Connery speech impediment - About 14,900 results (0.11 seconds).
I hope you're on board! Look forward to seeing you!