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About Pkaljian
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Well, I was born one sunny day in the 707 but was quickly transported the the 415, my home. I grew up a son of an astronaut and a the worlds fastest dentist. We lived on an old schooner in San Francisco bay. On weekends as a boy I would go into the city and fight crime in Dogpatch thus getting my nickname, Dogface. Every day when my father would come home from a long day of work on the moon my mom would prepare for us authentic California food. We ate avocados and tacos followed by fortune cookies every night. When I graduated from High School I left the Bay to travel the whole wide state and make my fortune. I found myself an abandoned light house in San Diego, my friends and I fixed it up and saved Amelia Earhart and as a friendly gesture I let her stay there with her roommate 2pac. I then moved around from town to town taking odd jobs and saving people for there vices one by one. I was then called home as my mother had fallen ill with space pox she had contracted while visiting my father at work on the moon. I had returned to the Bay Area to be with my mother in her final days when a friend invited me to go to Coachella. I know should stay with my dieing mother but hey going to Coachalla is a big deal. I cant wait to see all the crazies and go a little crazy myself. I'm exited to see some of my new favorite bands and to see some stuff I've never heard before.
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415 Till the DAY I DIE
Interests:
good music, great sandwiches and all boobs
Occupation:
hav fun and don't die

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