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About Madam'j Elizabeth

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About Madam'j Elizabeth
Biography:
I hunt the Chupacabra and the Jersey Devil.

Things that make me irrationally angry:
:: Apple products including the iPhone, iPad, and Macbooks.
:: Photoshop.
:: Having to let people out of the backseat of my two door car.
:: Bad driving.
:: The words/phrases: yewns, ain't, "i know, right?" panties, and slacks.
:: Humidity

Things that I love:
:: Driving across the country with my chihuahua.
:: apples.
:: giraffes.
:: lemurs.
:: sock monkeys.
:: flip flops.
:: sushi.

I say "soda."
I am gluten intolerant.
I have Condition "X" --yet to be determined.
I tell people I am a gypsy.
I like the cold but I despise the wind and wet so I live in the desert.
I am a paid and published writer.
I am allergic to alcohol.
My body cannot process red meat and pork.
I am addicted to the gym.
I've been told I've accomplished more in 25 years then most people do their whole lives. I have a lot of strange stories.
My life is a series of retold epics! I make the Odyssey sound like a "see spot run" book.
Location:
PHX, AZ
Interests:
see BIO
Occupation:
Crisis Counselor

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"But Mouse, you are not alone,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes of mice and men
Go often askew,
And leaves us nothing but grief and pain,
For promised joy!"

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