Jenniehoo has the best smelling bathroom I have ever entered.
Thank you for being a friend.
Travel down the road and back again.
Your heart is true - you're a pal and a confidante.
AND IF I THREW A PARTY.
INVITED EVERYONE WE KNEW (HOOOO)
YOU WOULD SEE THE BIGGEST GIFT WOULD BE FROM ME
and the card attached would say,
"Thank you for being a friend."
It's an ode to materialist culture disguised as a friendship ballad.