No, child. You're doing it wrong. I only wish I had his stentorian voice of rugged masculinity. THIS is what you should be hearing: http://youtu.be/YBdymtyXt8Y
I'm reading the Sedaris book with your voice narrating it in my head. Flew through the first few chapters! Haven't had a book like that in a minute!
Ha. Glad it made your swine flu a little more tolerable, Mugwog. Cheers.
You sir, are so full of win, children throw temper tantrums when you enter the room!