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Senor Cardgage
04-24-2007, 10:03 AM
Heres how this works, everyone submit a pic of a square of your skin (100px x 100px) BEFORE this weekend (to show color) and another at the end of the weekend.

First one to Melanoma WINS!

Actually I do think this would be kind of fun.

invisiblerobots
04-24-2007, 10:08 AM
Before:
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/a-minor-sunburn.jpg

kimery08
04-24-2007, 10:11 AM
jesus.

Senor Cardgage
04-24-2007, 10:13 AM
The weird thing isnt here skin.

The weird thing is that her cans grow out of her tummy.

Caitlin
04-24-2007, 10:13 AM
I have an appt for a spray-on tan Wednesday, so I'd be cheating. Oh drat, I gave away my secret.

Senor Cardgage
04-24-2007, 10:14 AM
I have an appt for a spray-on tan Wednesday, so I'd be cheating. Oh drat, I gave away my secret.

Hey fucker! You are disqualified forthwith.

kimery08
04-24-2007, 10:14 AM
The weird thing is that her cans grow out of her tummy.

wtf!
dont know how i missed that...

invisiblerobots
04-24-2007, 10:16 AM
I bet she's got a face like a catcher's mitt.

jerpar24
04-24-2007, 12:10 PM
YA I would win because I don't burn I just tan. I'll look like a mexican after Coachella.

Shyeviolett
04-24-2007, 12:27 PM
I have an appt for a spray-on tan Wednesday, so I'd be cheating. Oh drat, I gave away my secret.

I HAD an appt for tonight, until they just called and told me the machine was broken!! *sulks*

I guess I will just have to blind everyone....

TomAz
04-24-2007, 12:29 PM
you can blind everyone with your laser wit.

Caitlin
04-24-2007, 12:30 PM
I HAD an appt for tonight, until they just called and told me the machine was broken!! *sulks*

I guess I will just have to blind everyone....

:( Ohhh well, a white complexion is nice anyways. I'm sure you'll tan there, just wear lots of SPF so you don't burn first. =\

PS: http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8108

caco0283
04-24-2007, 12:33 PM
you can blind everyone with your laser wit.

+10 points tom

phoenixsky
04-24-2007, 12:34 PM
Blech! My grandmother died of melanoma before I was born. Her skin looked like leather. Not as bad as the broad up top but disgusting, nonetheless. It's not worth it, ladies!

As far as the spray, you still need to be kind of tan beforehand. Otherwise, it's obvious. You can't sucessfully go from transparent to bronze. You'll be blotchy and it'll be gone in a week. At least that was my experience.

I stick to the bottle. Easy on the knees!

Caitlin
04-24-2007, 12:50 PM
I just had a spray-on session last week, I look fine. It only lasts for a few days though, correct.

SojuGorae
04-24-2007, 12:52 PM
Are there ever any mishaps with spray-on tans where you end up looking like the jazz singer?

Senor Cardgage
04-24-2007, 12:54 PM
YES! I am now in TWO PEOPLES SIGS!!

SFChrissy
04-24-2007, 12:56 PM
I HAD an appt for tonight, until they just called and told me the machine was broken!! *sulks*

I guess I will just have to blind everyone....

I'd rather be blind than see your shades of orange bleeding.

phoenixsky
04-24-2007, 12:59 PM
I just didn't like the spray tan. I felt like I needed to be hosed down afterward and there were parts of me that didn't look as even. Plus I had to stand there naked as some chick with fake tits was like, "My! You're brave!"

Senor Cardgage
04-24-2007, 01:04 PM
I would avoid spray tanning unless you wanna look like Lacey Chabert, Lohan or a Chee-Toh.

Caitlin
04-24-2007, 01:05 PM
Yknow, a girl wants to look tan and its a fucking crime against femininity or some shit hahahah.

PS: If you know what level to do, youll be OK. Lindsay Lohan and Lacey Chabert probably do level 3 or higher.

invisiblerobots
04-24-2007, 01:07 PM
http://www.willisms.com/archives/johnkerryfaketan.gif

phoenixsky
04-24-2007, 01:08 PM
Ain't hatin', Caitlin! Get yr fake tan on! I'm just noting what a pain in the ass it was (and still is) for me, personally.

Fake is the way to go, though...

Caitlin
04-24-2007, 01:09 PM
Ain't hatin', Caitlin! Get yr fake tan on! I'm just noting what a pain in the ass it was (and still is) for me, personally.

Fake is the way to go, though...

At least i'm not getting skin cancer from it, yeah? LOL

phoenixsky
04-24-2007, 01:12 PM
Word. Anyone who uses the beds may as well just ask for a shot of cancer and a syringe at the front desk.

MonsoonSeason
04-24-2007, 01:14 PM
I'm in:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/JimBowie9182/DSC00528.jpg

miscorrections
04-24-2007, 01:15 PM
i'm not. if all goes according to plan i won't tan or burn.

SFChrissy
04-24-2007, 01:17 PM
Yknow, a girl wants to look tan and its a fucking crime against femininity or some shit hahahah.

PS: If you know what level to do, youll be OK. Lindsay Lohan and Lacey Chabert probably do level 3 or higher.

Phonnnnyyyyy!!! Go punk rock stylie and get sun burned!!!

SFChrissy
04-24-2007, 01:19 PM
bridge & tunnel people freak me out!!!

Senor Cardgage
04-24-2007, 01:24 PM
Caitlin is soopa-hawt.

Orange Caitlin maybe not so much.

Shyeviolett
04-24-2007, 01:25 PM
At least i'm not getting skin cancer from it, yeah? LOL

WORD.

SojuGorae
04-24-2007, 01:39 PM
pale Caitlin > jaundice Caitlin

theburiedlife
04-24-2007, 01:43 PM
I' making plans for a nifty to hat to cover the only vulnerable part of my body, my head.

SFChrissy
04-24-2007, 03:05 PM
Caitlin is soopa-hawt.

Orange Caitlin maybe not so much.


Yeah if you like the funky perportioned FAS eyes

joppy-slow
04-24-2007, 05:27 PM
Heres how this works, everyone submit a pic of a square of your skin (100px x 100px) BEFORE this weekend (to show color) and another at the end of the weekend.

First one to Melanoma WINS!

Actually I do think this would be kind of fun.

ok kids.. who is going to take the first jump.. arms and legs don't count.. you have to be in your swim trunks or bikinis.. be brave.. im sure we will all dive in after you...