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SatisfiedMind
01-24-2007, 10:24 AM
Thank GOD for the Christian right here to set us straight.

http://www.lovegodsway.org/

This handy website is a guide to make sure what you are listening to is not in fact gay.

And they even have a killer artist on the team...I am thinking Donnie Davies and the Evening Service would be perfect for the sunset slot on the Coachella stage.

http://mog.com/SatisfiedMind614/blog_post/40988

bug on your lip
01-24-2007, 10:30 AM
if tessa was a band this website would have ended that rumor once and for all

Coachellian
01-24-2007, 10:32 AM
rufus!

SatisfiedMind
01-24-2007, 10:33 AM
I always thought Jay-Z was gay. Beyonce was just a clever front...The safe list is even funnier...Cyndi Lauper is ok, but Barry Manilow is gay...their logic eludes me.

amyzzz
01-24-2007, 10:37 AM
I just watched that "Sexy Boy" Air video, and I'm convinced they're gay. Who the heck cares anyway?

mob roulette
01-24-2007, 10:39 AM
dude, way to out DMX. i always knew it.

also cyndi lauper's third biggest hit was an ode to masturbation. if that means anything.

hawkingvsreeve
01-24-2007, 10:46 AM
Motorhead?

CuervoPH
01-24-2007, 10:47 AM
Was Metallica gay before or after Load came out? (no pun inteded with "came out")

mob roulette
01-24-2007, 10:47 AM
"...especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy."

and i'm sorry, that is just too f'ing hilarious. do these guys write presidential speeches as well? and ravi shankar? merzBAU? i think they've been hoodwinked more than once already. we should send lists.

KenMixtape
01-24-2007, 10:50 AM
It would be a good idea to start submitting bands to that list...

SatisfiedMind
01-24-2007, 10:51 AM
Someone over on mog thinks its a Borat like hoax, I however am not convinced. What you guys think? Legit...or elaborate ruse?

SatisfiedMind
01-24-2007, 10:58 AM
I do believe its a hoax, however a very well conceived one and one that took a TON of time to orchestrate!

http://newteevee.com/2007/01/23/christian-rock-prank-catches-fire/

breakjaw
01-24-2007, 11:08 AM
Would do a "Safe Bands" Mix except that it would suck and that's gay.

Safe Music:
UnderOath
Cyndi Lauper
Falling Up
Flyleaf
THE TURNING
Disciple
P.O.D
By The Tree
Scott Reed
Michael W. Smith
Jars of Clay
DC Talk
Danielson

RandyinPhila
01-24-2007, 11:17 AM
Are we sure this is a hoax; this is what I found on the "ministers" website:

Oscar Wilde, my hero, was a reformed homosexual. He went to prison for his sins. Once he was alone with his thouhgts, in jail, he saw the errors of his ways and repented. He died as a Christian. While I'm not advocating jailing all Homosexuals, I do think it would benefit them greatly. It would be for their own good. When a person is forced to think they will generally be able to see their problems and solve them by themselves.

this guy creeps me out!

breakjaw
01-24-2007, 12:17 PM
Ok we'll find out shortly if it is a hoax,I submitted Ted Nugent.
Also how come no The Queers or Grizzly Bear?But Elton John is classified as (really gay) when he actually once was unsure himself(married that woman)?And no REM,but Sinatra!?
I think this must be a hoax.

RandyinPhila
01-24-2007, 12:22 PM
Looking around at the site and some of the articles on it I have come to the conclusion that it is either a hoax or some dumbass right wing Christian guy who does not know how to put together a website.

p.s. donít take offense to the dumbass Christian comment, love Christians just not the dumbass ones.

Yablonowitz
01-24-2007, 12:23 PM
I'm going to submit Rage to the "safe" list. All the machismo that's been fronted lately for them makes them staunchly hetero in my book.

elChurro
01-24-2007, 01:23 PM
I remember back when satan controlled rock music, when did the gays take over?

gboyzie
01-24-2007, 01:31 PM
They put Cyndi Lauper as a "safe" band... She was the Grand Marshall of the Los Angeles gay pride parade in 2003. Dumbasses.

arbouler
01-24-2007, 02:12 PM
why arent the rapture on there?
or hidden cameras?
or final fantasy?

adctvprsnlty
01-24-2007, 02:26 PM
Sinatra is gay, but Morrissey is "questionable?"

breakjaw
01-24-2007, 02:51 PM
We need to find out from Stef about sonicflyer...
Also,what about
http://imageigloo.com/images/1714132068.jpg

fortydollarsworthofmeat
01-24-2007, 02:53 PM
I remember back when satan controlled rock music, when did the gays take over?

i think it was around Judas Priest.

randy ricochet
01-24-2007, 03:06 PM
what about Bell(end) and sebastian, and the flaming lips!?....if they don't sound gay then I wasn't a 70's porn star!!!!

Boourns
01-24-2007, 03:07 PM
Xiu Xiu? The Rapture? Hanson?

Gayest band ever:
http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000005RF7.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

SatisfiedMind
01-24-2007, 03:54 PM
hahaha...funny stuff! I think its a hoax, but I am not sure...i guess that is the brilliance of it, its true enough to make you think...there are gay 'converters' in this country, as F'd up as that sounds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlL806Mubgo&eurl=

TheJovialsUnite!
01-24-2007, 04:22 PM
Scissor Sisters!!!!

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01-24-2007, 04:27 PM
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woogie846
01-24-2007, 04:30 PM
Scissor Sisters indeed.

Balthazar B
01-24-2007, 06:43 PM
Strewth !

daniel
01-24-2007, 08:24 PM
Rufus Wainwright!

i wonder if they are in order of gay risk.

hahah thats funny... Elton John appears twice. One time was not enough to capture his gayness.

KenMixtape
01-24-2007, 09:10 PM
This never gets old to me


http://citadino.blogsome.com/images/letmetouch1.jpg

breakjaw
01-24-2007, 09:15 PM
Would Michael Jackson qualify or is he o.k. for the kids because he's technically not (really gay) like Sir Elton?

dflood75
01-24-2007, 09:52 PM
I'm positive this is for real. As I have known homo's who have gone on the straight and narrow! They tried to feed me this same bullsh#t...

nothingman00
01-24-2007, 10:08 PM
Without looking at the lists, I can safely say that Tegan & Sara, the Indogo Girls, and Elton John are sofe... Phew...

Andreaxyz
01-24-2007, 10:13 PM
lol, i'm very surprised about the fact that placebo is not in the list

adctvprsnlty
01-24-2007, 10:19 PM
This is all gonna end up just being one big viral ad for Domino's Pizza. Mark my words.

dorkfish
01-24-2007, 10:55 PM
you're a gay favorite band

jerpar24
01-28-2007, 09:28 PM
This site is bullsh!t

vinylmartyr
01-28-2007, 09:45 PM
huh?

corbo
01-28-2007, 09:46 PM
belle & sebastian arent on the list? that band is so GAY

nahuatldream
01-28-2007, 10:28 PM
"Elton John(really gay)"
"Boy George*" (what's the asterix for, I wonder?)
"George Michael (texan)"
"Morrissey(?questionable?)"
"The Grateful Dead (AIDS)"

msivy
02-12-2007, 12:01 AM
yes! i <3 afi. they've also lost all their credability in the last few years but that's a horse of a different color.

RockStr4Life
02-12-2007, 02:05 AM
Which of those are actually ligit...I heard the Killers were all gay, and Sigur Ros, Placebo who are both not on there. Rufus, Elton are obviously gay but the rest just seem pretty made up. A lot of people seemed to agree with The Rapture and Scissor Sisters although I haven't heard this before this post. It's kind of interesting to me to find this shit out.

adctvprsnlty
02-12-2007, 11:35 AM
You haven't heard Scissor Sisters are gay? Wow. Dude. Wow.

trowa888
02-12-2007, 11:38 AM
uhm... I dont know why this thread/site exists... really strange

lowfront
02-12-2007, 11:49 AM
anybody watch the god hate fags video on there?

what the fuck is that all about?