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bballarl
04-22-2007, 09:15 PM
I have studied Delta's posts and uncovered the formula that will allow you too to be just like him. The pamphlets I am creating will be on eBay soon, but I thought I would share some of the info with the rest of you on the board.

Formula:

1. Each idea/witticism needs to be a seperate paragraph. This enables you to be clear about how clever and correct you are.

2. Then you lure the audience into thinking that you are finished being clever. But you aren't. You drop the hammer. BOOM. Here comes the bold function. This reiterates how clever you are, and creates a lasting impression for the readers.

3. Don't forget the cherry on top of this posting sundae: Sign your posts with the first letter of your name. Like this:

A.



Does anyone have any questions?

Hannahrain
04-22-2007, 09:16 PM
Ban.

H

roberto73
04-22-2007, 09:18 PM
Nice list, idiot.

You are dumb.*

R.


* sentiment expressed is for satirical/imitative purposes only. R. actually has nothing against A., and applauds his textual analysis skills.

gaypalmsprings
04-22-2007, 09:20 PM
What an idiot breeder.

G.

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I'm not a scalper.

Alchemy
04-22-2007, 09:21 PM
I'm quite tired of your trolling around, Andrew.

Imbecile.

T

BeatJunky
04-22-2007, 09:21 PM
Wow...What a dipshit

goose
04-22-2007, 09:21 PM
[insert something smartass here]...

A.

Sigmabass
04-22-2007, 09:22 PM
YOU guys rock. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

worldwide2020
04-22-2007, 09:22 PM
Tell me something I don't know.

Idiot

K

Alchemy
04-22-2007, 09:25 PM
Andrew, is this thread even official?

Doves saved music.

T

Hannahrain
04-22-2007, 09:26 PM
I was in Irak so I'm better than you.

stated.

H


PS wal-mart caused the holocaust.

DeltaSigChi4
04-22-2007, 09:33 PM
What is this all about?

E

corbo
04-22-2007, 09:35 PM
i am a douche bag scalper

a douche-bag scalper i am

E

Good Days Last
04-22-2007, 09:41 PM
Haha. Lovely.

I'm Rosetta Stoned
04-22-2007, 09:43 PM
ROFL!! I havent used that in a long time....

lowfront
04-22-2007, 09:43 PM
blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah


SCUM


E

suprefan
04-22-2007, 09:49 PM
I am the BEST thing to happen to this board EVER



C

DeltaSigChi4
04-22-2007, 09:51 PM
I give this thread one [1] E-star[s].

E

suprefan
04-22-2007, 09:53 PM
Dont forget I have you on ignore sucker. It feels good not having to deal with your s**t anymore. I can just ramble on and on and on and on and on, and I will NEVER see your posts ever again. Maybe I should market "get rid of Delta forever" on ebay and make a lot of money.



ooops forgot






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Alchemy
04-22-2007, 09:54 PM
Andrew, you forgot to add one [1] fact about the Delta posts.

You have to put #-spelled-out [#] as a rule, idiot.

T

suprefan
04-22-2007, 09:55 PM
Thanks Alchemy,


Smartass





C

theburiedlife
04-22-2007, 11:11 PM
Whats this thread about?


Fuck I love acting smug.




A

AEversW
04-22-2007, 11:15 PM
smugness

WTF


A

Ill_Eagle
04-23-2007, 12:59 AM
This thread rocks.

just kidding

I

R3d Snapper
04-23-2007, 01:16 AM
nndah

TomAz
04-23-2007, 05:10 AM
Some of you people are too stupid even to follow a simple formula.

Idiots.

T

All That I Am
04-23-2007, 06:07 AM
Delta.... Who the fuck is that?

C

becomingcloser
04-23-2007, 06:39 AM
Only 4 more days until you can all kick his ass in person.

But you probably won't anyway.

M

Caitlin
04-23-2007, 07:33 AM
Only 4 more days until you can all kick his ass in person.

But you probably won't anyway.

M

Now that was funny.

Oops, I mean, "funny."

C.(aitlin)

SojuGorae
04-23-2007, 07:37 AM
*Struts*

E

ThomThom
04-23-2007, 08:10 AM
I do not scalp tickets you imbecile, I make a capital gain.

Supply meets demand

::grimmaces::

T

bleep
04-23-2007, 08:28 AM
I'm a PC.

I'm a MAC.

Fool.

B