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lastbicycle
04-20-2007, 11:13 PM
Were they... drunk, frightening, clothed, etc?

djbionik
04-21-2007, 12:44 AM
no, but we woke up to find a stranger sleeping ON our tent.

I guess he got there late, was too tired to set up his tent for reals, because he was sleeping in a mess of poles and collapsed tent, all by himself. i wonder who he was..

fasttrack
04-21-2007, 02:20 AM
in 2005, i remember seeing a guy about to barf on someones tent. the next morning, he was passed out on the backside of my tent.

lickety_spit
05-01-2007, 01:13 AM
in 2005, i remember seeing a guy about to barf on someones tent. the next morning, he was passed out on the backside of my tent.
your tent? bitch, i paid for that!

MusicallyInLove
05-02-2007, 10:34 AM
Did anyone else catch the weirdo in section L breathing funny and talking gibberish? On Sunday night he was walking around with his dick out and then on monday morning, he was raiding coolers and leaving the stuff he took out of the coolers at random tents. The last time i saw him, he was holding a bag of doritos making fucked up noises and babbling in spanish or some shit. what a fuckin douche bag..i wonder wtf he was on....

shoegazer76
05-20-2007, 10:34 AM
Uh Umm? O.K.!

Deviate_420
05-20-2007, 12:19 PM
Did anyone else catch the weirdo in section L breathing funny and talking gibberish? On Sunday night he was walking around with his dick out and then on monday morning, he was raiding coolers and leaving the stuff he took out of the coolers at random tents. The last time i saw him, he was holding a bag of doritos making fucked up noises and babbling in spanish or some shit. what a fuckin douche bag..i wonder wtf he was on....

I have a picture with this guy somewhere...

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05-20-2007, 12:23 PM
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JClemy
05-29-2007, 06:59 AM
My buddy passed out in someones lawn chair. When he woke up they gave him coffee, told him he was a legend and he went on his way.

jenja
06-05-2007, 12:49 PM
So we were just chillin in our tent on... hmmm... I suppose it was early Friday morning... although it was still Thursday night to us, and a couple of brits were commiserating outside of our tent, we noticed and couldn't help but take a look. One decided since we took an interest in him he would take an interest in us. He went over to a completely useless little mini door in our tent and stated that he was "gonna come through this we lit'le doggy door" (hilarious in his brittish accent). He continued his statements several times while squizzing through a tiny little door on the bottom of our tent. He then proceded to sit with us and enjoy a smoke, and a drink. We had a nice conversation with a strange brittish man. Our best story of coachella '07... when told with our wanna-be brittish accent you can't help but laugh! :rotfl

JClemy
06-11-2007, 08:14 AM
That works out nicely

Rap/rock Is Life
06-13-2007, 03:40 PM
i crashed in some fine ass hoes tent friday nite but she freaked da fuck out satday mornin cuz she didnt remember da night of juggalo love we made. all dem bitches just need booze to put out, i dint even need to share my meth.

JClemy
06-14-2007, 08:24 AM
You got her so drunk she didn't know what happened? is that Juggalo love?

Juggalo Love

Getting the woman so drunk that she can't say no(by any means necessary). Fornication of questionable constent.

We made sweet juggalo love, she didn't even notice my ugly meth scars. Thats what got me arrested

dave-it
01-28-2008, 02:21 PM
Did anyone else catch the weirdo in section L breathing funny and talking gibberish? On Sunday night he was walking around with his dick out and then on monday morning, he was raiding coolers and leaving the stuff he took out of the coolers at random tents. The last time i saw him, he was holding a bag of doritos making fucked up noises and babbling in spanish or some shit. what a fuckin douche bag..i wonder wtf he was on....



hey i saw him on sunday =) he was all tripping out wearing a black t shirt. me and some people i met sprayed him so he wouldn't pass out =0

RienOneTexas
01-28-2008, 04:59 PM
Every tent belongs to everybody at Bonnaroo. That is the craziest camping situation there. 50 people must have chilled in our car/tent area over the weekend. The craziest thing at Coachella, was when the helicopter told everyone to go back to thier tents after the soccer game/riot/anti-Bush rally/makeshift bonfire!!!

riloashley
01-28-2008, 05:12 PM
well its my first year camping and im totally looking forward to meeting new people and hanging out with them but im avoiding juggalo love at all costs.

sbessiso
01-28-2008, 05:18 PM
im hoping for juggalo love

verveman77
01-28-2008, 05:19 PM
I woke up in a strange tent! puzzling huh?

karecares
01-28-2008, 05:23 PM
on sun i ended up crashing in my neighbors tent bc some fuckers stole my air mattress on friday. luckily the dudes were very cool about it esp when they figured out it was me.

summerkid
01-28-2008, 07:16 PM
I woke up to the sound of someone throwing up on my tent last year. NOT COOL!

digitalface
02-08-2008, 07:12 AM
My buddy passed out in someones lawn chair. When he woke up they gave him coffee, told him he was a legend and he went on his way.

Classic. And essential.

petty
02-08-2008, 05:04 PM
lol only funny when it happens to someone else. *crossed fingers*
I woke up to the sound of someone throwing up on my tent last year. NOT COOL!

fatbastard
02-08-2008, 05:15 PM
Were they... drunk, frightening, clothed, etc?

http://www.nndb.com/people/597/000022531/robert-downey-jr-mug2.jpg

sbessiso
02-08-2008, 05:20 PM
http://www.nndb.com/people/597/000022531/robert-downey-jr-mug2.jpg

if RDJ were to wake up in my tent, i would be a very VERY happy camper ;)

Emmie01
02-08-2008, 05:31 PM
well its my first year camping and im totally looking forward to meeting new people and hanging out with them but im avoiding juggalo love at all costs.

Ditto.

boarderwoozel3
02-10-2008, 11:13 AM
no, but we woke up to find a stranger sleeping ON our tent.


I had this happen as well. Our neighbors were a bunch of scummy kids who hadn't graduated from the "get as fucked up as possible without thinking twice about being able to handle yourself" mentality. One of them was totally passed out in their tent in the sat afternoon heat. His buddies were yelling at him to wake up and by passing out/dying he was ruining their good time. Fucking idiots. They were gone by Sat. night so who knows what happened to them. I'd put money on a trip to the ER.

zenidogx
02-10-2008, 06:02 PM
was i the only one to miss the helicopter last year? i saw the black keys, went to my tent, and fell asleep with tiesto still playing. didnt wake up til 9am.

pdhow
02-11-2008, 11:15 AM
2005 is the last and best time camping. Across from us were 2 girls and 2 guys from Japan who met a Girl from Spain in the airport who had lost her friends she came with....I know... So they let her crash with them for the weekend. She was from Barcelona and gorgeous. Anyways Saturday morning we wake up and we're all chilling underneath the EZ-up when this guy walks up to the foreigners tent and starts opening it up. Said guy not being Japanese or a Spanish chick, is asked what the hell he is doing. He turns around real flushed and begins to explain how he was so drunk the night before that he went into A tent, took all his possessions out, placed them on the ground, and fell asleep. Early in the morning he woke up and realized he was in the wrong tent, so he got up and left. Without his possessions. I haven't camped since then....I know it was a big party the first night mixed with alcohol and many other substances, so situations like that were bound to occur. Is it still the same?

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 11:23 AM
was i the only one to miss the helicopter last year? i saw the black keys, went to my tent, and fell asleep with tiesto still playing. didnt wake up til 9am.

I missed it too, and I wasn't even wasted

I was just sleepy

chiapet
02-11-2008, 11:55 AM
I kind of missed the helicopters too. I woke up for a minute because my earplugs had fallen out, asked what was going on and then went back to sleep.

Nina Bruja
03-03-2008, 06:01 PM
if RDJ were to wake up in my tent, i would be a very VERY happy camper ;)

same here

greghead
04-15-2008, 03:13 AM
I was sleeping in the back of my truck and was woken up by spotlights and helicopter noise. I was about to jump up and start running, but then I realized they would not call the ghetto bird for someone sleeping in a truck. Put earplugs back in and slept soundly. What even happened with the "riot"? I have only heard random bits and pieces, but never got the full scoop on what the hell even went down.

n8dogg27
04-15-2008, 08:51 AM
This scares the shit out of me. I'm keeping a wolverine in my tent.

greghead
04-15-2008, 01:16 PM
lol. Good move. Make sure she has her suckling young with her so she'll be even more deadly

CalmerThanYou
04-15-2008, 01:32 PM
I was there, and it was the lamest shit in the world. I was tripping balls, when this line of at least 20-30 cop cars comes rolling up, lights flashing...surrounds the campgrounds. Helicopter over head telling everyone to go back to their tents...My buddy and i walked over, and it was a fucking DRUM CIRCLE with a bunch of Aussies and BRitts, and everyone was chill as fuck. The cops lined up on the back fence, and once they realized there was not RIOT they all left ashamed. It was fucking hilarious, and the drum circle never stopped.

Freaked me out for a quick minute though...

greghead
04-15-2008, 02:04 PM
I was there, and it was the lamest shit in the world. I was tripping balls, when this line of at least 20-30 cop cars comes rolling up, lights flashing...surrounds the campgrounds. Helicopter over head telling everyone to go back to their tents...My buddy and i walked over, and it was a fucking DRUM CIRCLE with a bunch of Aussies and BRitts, and everyone was chill as fuck. The cops lined up on the back fence, and once they realized there was not RIOT they all left ashamed. It was fucking hilarious, and the drum circle never stopped.

Freaked me out for a quick minute though...

And people have been calling it a "riot"? Sounds pretty fucking lame.

At least the cops didn't get to bust any heads; they seem to get off on that sort of thing

CalmerThanYou
04-15-2008, 02:34 PM
Yes they do. There was no violence whatsoever, and no reason for the cops to come in. Literally a drum circle. There were pics floating around somewhere...

Gyrus
04-15-2008, 05:37 PM
Yes they do. There was no violence whatsoever, and no reason for the cops to come in. Literally a drum circle. There were pics floating around somewhere...


Someone got tasered though (by the cops)
That was pretty funny though, I was just like.... baahhhhhh I'm goin back to bed fuckers

quicksand
04-15-2008, 07:17 PM
your tent? bitch, i paid for that!

This being his third post in a total of 11 months, I lol'd

RedThom
04-18-2008, 01:09 PM
I was too tired/drunk to partake in the drum circle. I still, to this day, wish I had just revived myself and kept drinking.

I heard some righteous dude took it upon himself to be the ONLY guy to get tazed by the police after he by himself ran at the police

CalmerThanYou
04-18-2008, 01:19 PM
Thats one admirable and valiant fucker. ^

Edit: the original "dont tase me bro.."
http://pulse2.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/dont-tase-me-bro.png

RedThom
04-18-2008, 01:24 PM
Thats one admirable and valiant fucker. ^

Edit: the original "dont tase me bro.."
http://pulse2.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/dont-tase-me-bro.png

It still strikes me as funny when, even in the face of bodily harm, that fear still dictates the use of "bro" in dialog.

SFChrissy
04-18-2008, 01:28 PM
Did anyone else catch the weirdo in section L breathing funny and talking gibberish? On Sunday night he was walking around with his dick out and then on monday morning, he was raiding coolers and leaving the stuff he took out of the coolers at random tents. The last time i saw him, he was holding a bag of doritos making fucked up noises and babbling in spanish or some shit. what a fuckin douche bag..i wonder wtf he was on....

That's tweeky behavior!!!

lickety_spit
02-04-2009, 09:22 PM
This being his third post in a total of 11 months, I lol'd

i'm a "her."

Rockstarboy37
02-04-2009, 10:03 PM
there was this one guy going around the camp with a tape recorder. He had a conversation with me and my friends and followed us around a lot. Really creeped me out. I think he might have been a little "special" but I also had a sneaking suspicion he was just a clever under cover cop in disguise.

Rockstarboy37
02-04-2009, 10:07 PM
Yes they do. There was no violence whatsoever, and no reason for the cops to come in. Literally a drum circle. There were pics floating around somewhere...

can somebody please post those

OnlyNonStranger
02-05-2009, 07:53 AM
2007 "riot pictures"

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/1945/coachella048nx8.jpg


http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3752/coachella057ss8.jpg

Rockstarboy37
02-05-2009, 12:43 PM
hahaha

**JwOx**
02-05-2009, 01:03 PM
hahahaha

**JwOx**
02-05-2009, 01:05 PM
but on the subject of strangers... last year my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night... had to be around two or three in the morning... some guy that was camped next to us was trying to get into our tent but was so wasted he couldn't figure that out. he fell over ONTO our tent then got up and took a piss right in from of the entrance. Im tired as hell just watching his shadow through the tent. then he goes to the camp next to ours when he finally realizes he is at the wrong one but instead of opening the zipper to his he is backwards and opens the zipper for the window on our tent. then falls over like three more times until he finally makes it to bed hahahaha was pretty weird but when i woke up i could not stop laughing over it

billtino
02-05-2009, 01:27 PM
but on the subject of strangers... last year my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night... had to be around two or three in the morning... some guy that was camped next to us was trying to get into our tent but was so wasted he couldn't figure that out. he fell over ONTO our tent then got up and took a piss right in from of the entrance. Im tired as hell just watching his shadow through the tent. then he goes to the camp next to ours when he finally realizes he is at the wrong one but instead of opening the zipper to his he is backwards and opens the zipper for the window on our tent. then falls over like three more times until he finally makes it to bed hahahaha was pretty weird but when i woke up i could not stop laughing over it

Please note: anyone pissing outside my tent entrance, prepare for a beat down.

enjoythesilence
02-05-2009, 04:28 PM
last year my friend decided to make thursday night her all night party...she was still going strong at about 2-3am when the rest of us started to go to sleep. we woke up the next morning to a loud crash* a few tents down from our site, followed by a dude's voice saying "What the F*CK!!" and our (by this point very out of it friend) just saying "it's Coachella, chill out!" she was down for the count by 10am, and almost every site around us talked about her for the rest of the weekend. we still make fun of her for it.

*whoever's tent she fell into, i'm sorry.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
02-07-2009, 12:44 AM
"it's Coachella, chill out!"

line of the century
i could totally picture this :D

infact
im using it hahahahahhahaha
prepare yourselfs

bmack86
02-08-2009, 12:07 PM
IN 04, my friend and I let a guy who was volunteering at a political action booth sleep in our tent. He offered us some Acid in return, but we didn't take him up. When we got back later that night, he had eaten half of our waterlogged chicken. It was hilarious.

leo01g
02-08-2009, 12:39 PM
he/she is going to be one lucky motherfucker im taking an air matress

MonsoonSeason
02-08-2009, 04:14 PM
he/she is going to be one lucky motherfucker im taking an air matress

what section were you planning on camping in again?

JClemy
02-08-2009, 10:59 PM
I woke up to a dude rolling around kicking and scratching around like a badger outside of our tent. He was yelling something and it was really funny. I opened the flap of our tent and asked "what the fuck?" He looked in my direction and made some funny noises like "bla boo ba" and sort of yipping noises. I just went back to sleep and our camp area was only a little messed up when we woke up.

feather
02-09-2009, 10:41 AM
he had eaten half of our waterlogged chicken. It was hilarious.

bmack what is waterlogged chicken?


For me, camping is all about the strangers! Come one, come all, let's be friends. I've met the best at the campsite.

Alligator Bogaloo
03-18-2009, 02:25 PM
In 2007 some guy was trying to crawl under my friends tent while he was trying to go to sleep....he informed him that he was in the wrong place and then he moved along. crazy.

mfnalaska
03-25-2009, 03:23 AM
I woke up to a dude rolling around kicking and scratching around like a badger outside of our tent. He was yelling something and it was really funny. I opened the flap of our tent and asked "what the fuck?" He looked in my direction and made some funny noises like "bla boo ba" and sort of yipping noises. I just went back to sleep and our camp area was only a little messed up when we woke up.

bahahaha

How does acid turn people into raccoons?

These stories are so amazing. I mean YOUR stories. I do not want to leave Coachella this year with one of these stories.

I wonder... does making your camp look awesome with lights and stuff tend to attract more cracked out human raccoons? Maybe this is a DUH, but I wonder if this was actually the case for any of you who dolled up your camps last year.

mattpach
03-25-2009, 06:00 AM
bahahaha

How does acid turn people into raccoons?

These stories are so amazing. I mean YOUR stories. I do not want to leave Coachella this year with one of these stories.

I wonder... does making your camp look awesome with lights and stuff tend to attract more cracked out human raccoons? Maybe this is a DUH, but I wonder if this was actually the case for any of you who dolled up your camps last year.

:rotfl

CellarOwl
03-25-2009, 07:18 AM
i crashed in some fine ass hoes tent friday nite but she freaked da fuck out satday mornin cuz she didnt remember da night of juggalo love we made. all dem bitches just need booze to put out, i dint even need to share my meth.

It's that orange faygo she been drinkin.

HEADSTRUCK
03-25-2009, 11:38 AM
I have been the stranger

LameCake
03-25-2009, 12:03 PM
This is my first year going, and I am camping with my boyfriend who has been going for a long time now. All these stories are making me anxious, but excited. I wouldn't mind see anything like your stories, as long as they don't happen to me, or I'm not the one causing lol.

donkey sex
03-25-2009, 10:23 PM
Drew Barrymore

michaelmontanez
03-27-2009, 10:52 AM
some guy from ireland was in my tent. The guy I gave a ride last year met up with him earlier in the day, and for some reason he got kicked out of his tent that night. It was kind of weird all in all.

carrieaki
04-01-2009, 09:46 PM
do you remember the irish dude's name? i carpooled with one last year. i wonder if it's the same guy, our other mates were possibly on ecstasy cuddling in the tent? haha maybe it was his

michaelmontanez
04-02-2009, 11:51 AM
do you remember the irish dude's name? i carpooled with one last year. i wonder if it's the same guy, our other mates were possibly on ecstasy cuddling in the tent? haha maybe it was his
I think he was on e that night... so was the guy I was camping with. Sadly, I was just tired.

amyzzz
04-02-2009, 12:12 PM
sounds like a love connection.

HandBanana
04-02-2009, 04:09 PM
No, but I did find a stranger in the Alps once.








You dont really wanna know what happens when you do that.

sfx monger
04-02-2009, 05:27 PM
'07, I remember waking up with some irish guy in our tent talking with my already awake friend. He was begging my friend to sell him a hit of sid. My friend was reluctant because he only had a few. But the dude was persistent and really wanted to trip and offered 50 bucks for one hit.

My friend sold it to him of course, and the dude took it right away. My friend was like 'aww dude you should wait for night with all the lights, plus its gonna roast balls today'.

Mind you it was like 7:30 in the morning, and ended up being like 105 degrees that day. I still wonder to this day how that guys day went.........

im_a_starfish
04-09-2009, 09:34 PM
My buddy passed out in someones lawn chair. When he woke up they gave him coffee, told him he was a legend and he went on his way.


hahaha