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DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK
04-11-2007, 05:10 PM
Hey folks. I was just curious how stringent the searches upon entering the campgrounds are. Dogs, full bag scan etc is what i'm getting at. The reason I ask this is because I will be sneaking in a few gallons of South Asias finest "mushacha" and it would break my heart if I had to choose between my beloved breastmilk and waiting in line for another 3 hours after putting my stash back in the car(if they're nice enough to give it back to me, it is mushacha after all) if they were to stumble upon it. Has anyone here had experience doing this or could anyone give me any pointers? The milk is to yellow the sludgy for me to pass it off as dull old regular milk, thats already out of the question. This is my first year at coachella and I want to make sure I got my 'tang' with me the whole ride through in case I choose to indulge, theres nothing like a tall lukewarm glass of 'tang' in the desert. Let me know if youd like to join the party, just give me a PM, would like to connect with some other enthusiasts. Thanks again!

-merlehttp://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w294/MerleCrotch/merle-1.jpg

blakely
04-11-2007, 05:12 PM
~shudders......

crazzz2007
04-11-2007, 05:13 PM
2nd weirdest post ever

SojuGorae
04-11-2007, 05:15 PM
What's the 1st weirdest post

gaypalmsprings
04-11-2007, 05:17 PM
What's the 1st weirdest post

no kidding

crazzz2007
04-11-2007, 05:17 PM
that dude who posted a couple weeks back that he drove down to indio for coachella and realized it was the wrong weekend.

bmack86
04-11-2007, 05:17 PM
Merle. That's the real winner. I really hope this isn't an alias, and that's a real picture of Merle, but I doubt it.

jimmycrackcorn
04-11-2007, 05:19 PM
alright who's freaking alias is that? that CAN'T be real... there was that post + that other one he did w/the penis pump in post your picture thread...

SojuGorae
04-11-2007, 05:20 PM
that dude who posted a couple weeks back that he drove down to indio for coachella and realized it was the wrong weekend.
That must have sucked hard

Mr.Nipples
04-11-2007, 05:20 PM
i had a real crappy day and this thread made everything better...

crazzz2007
04-11-2007, 05:20 PM
here's the link to that post i was talking about....you guys judge for yourselves....

http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5592

R3d Snapper
04-11-2007, 05:32 PM
I love this alias

Boourns
04-11-2007, 05:46 PM
Best post ever.

PineapplePete
04-11-2007, 05:54 PM
merle looks like an old and decrepit Flea

DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK
04-11-2007, 05:57 PM
Thanks for all the responses guys, but is there anyone who can seriously help me out with some info? I'd appreciate it.

I'm Rosetta Stoned
04-11-2007, 06:02 PM
I have been laughing at this thread for like 5 minutes!! This is the BEST THREAD EVER!!

Jenniehoo
04-11-2007, 07:02 PM
I wish you were real, Merle.

shoegazer76
04-11-2007, 07:11 PM
O.K. Merle, what I would do is turn the breast milk into cheese. Its not that hard. Just google cheese makin with breast milk & you'll find the recipe. That'll make it alot easier to smuggle in. How much boob milk r ya talkin bout sneakin in by the way?

MonsoonSeason
04-11-2007, 07:18 PM
no outside food or drink

I guess you'll have to put them in condoms and mule 'em in

Jenniehoo
04-11-2007, 07:24 PM
Come with a pregnant friend and cross your fingers.

chiapet
04-11-2007, 08:41 PM
Unfortunately not real:

http://s179.photobucket.com/albums/w294/MerleCrotch/?

http://www.mugshots.com/Most-Wanted/Rasey,+Timothy+Arlo.htm

goose
04-11-2007, 08:50 PM
what the hell is mushacha ??

DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK
04-11-2007, 09:03 PM
hopefully this will explain...
there is 2 different brews of cambodian breast milk. the first one is a commercial product that goes by the name of 'mushacha' and is actually bottled in Laos,but the milk is pumped in Phnom Penh,Cambodia. This is relatively easy to come by and this is what i think your friend may have ingested at one point. the flavor itself is very nutty yet sour with hints of vinegar that leaves a bitter aftertaste.
then there is "Sisophon Sludge". this is an aged brew that is stockpiled and is distributed by the Kampong Organized crime syndicate and is very very rare ...rumor has it that it was pumped from the breasts of Pol Pots finest and most fertile concubines.The taste can be described as smooth and dark, hints of walnut with an almost minty aftertaste. It is only served in cambodia's finest establishments and like i said, is very hard to come by here in the states. im pretty sure he drank from a bottle of 'muschacha' unless he recently visited cambodia.
there are several fringe "microbrews" if you will scattered all throughout the country but they really arent worth mentioning as they are all diluted and improperly preserved.

theburiedlife
04-11-2007, 09:35 PM
Why do i feel the sudden urge to shower?

disgustipated
04-11-2007, 11:49 PM
You should sneak in a few pregnant Cambodian women...
Theyre inconspicuous.

http://www.ridingsun.com/files/pregnantWomen3.JPG

Alchemy
04-12-2007, 07:03 AM
I feel like I just contracted syphilis.

amyzzz
04-12-2007, 07:27 AM
I really hate this alias.

DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK
04-12-2007, 07:39 AM
theres seriously nobody who can help me out with this???

clarky123
04-12-2007, 07:45 AM
Only a thought but cant you just "load up" on it before you go in??

DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK
04-12-2007, 07:47 AM
I could do that but i'd prefer not to. I'm a man of moderation.

RandyinPhila
04-12-2007, 08:14 AM
This has made me laugh on a very bad day! And just out of sick twisted curiosity, do you have to keep the milk at a certain temp?

BeeII
04-12-2007, 09:11 AM
i just threw up in my mouth a little

amyzzz
04-12-2007, 09:11 AM
Breastmilk is for babies, asshole.

kimery08
04-12-2007, 10:06 AM
dont forget lesbians.

gaypalmsprings
04-12-2007, 10:18 AM
Hey folks. I was just curious how stringent the searches upon entering the campgrounds are. Dogs, full bag scan etc is what i'm getting at. The reason I ask this is because I will be sneaking in a few gallons of South Asias finest "mushacha" and it would break my heart if I had to choose between my beloved breastmilk and waiting in line for another 3 hours after putting my stash back in the car(if they're nice enough to give it back to me, it is mushacha after all) if they were to stumble upon it. Has anyone here had experience doing this or could anyone give me any pointers? The milk is to yellow the sludgy for me to pass it off as dull old regular milk, thats already out of the question. This is my first year at coachella and I want to make sure I got my 'tang' with me the whole ride through in case I choose to indulge, theres nothing like a tall lukewarm glass of 'tang' in the desert. Let me know if youd like to join the party, just give me a PM, would like to connect with some other enthusiasts. Thanks again!

-merlehttp://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w294/MerleCrotch/merle-1.jpg

http://www.247hub.com/siggallery/fumbl/images/wtf2.jpg

DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK
04-12-2007, 12:26 PM
ughh...orange juice makes me gag.

omg wtf bbq
04-12-2007, 12:38 PM
best. thread. EVAR!

mollach
04-12-2007, 12:53 PM
hey merle what are your favorite cookies to dunk in yer mushacha?

DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK
04-12-2007, 01:52 PM
I don't dunk cookies in my milk, it taints the flavor.

invisiblerobots
04-12-2007, 02:05 PM
http://www.walesdirectory.co.uk/Welsh_Dolls/images/milkmaid01.jpg

disgustipated
04-12-2007, 02:32 PM
what the hell is mushacha ??

http://www.sangabrielvalleymenus.com/reviews/images/3_31_04mannys/colormachaca.jpg

Encaitare
04-12-2007, 03:50 PM
Unfortunately not real:

http://s179.photobucket.com/albums/w294/MerleCrotch/?

http://www.mugshots.com/Most-Wanted/Rasey,+Timothy+Arlo.htm

Damn, and I was SO hoping that was a hula-hoop next to his face!

Alchemy
04-12-2007, 04:21 PM
This is a weak alias. I mean, the thread started off with him being a classic like Cloud9... But every other post is stupid.

He should have always said weird and different awkward things, and posted that picture at the end of every reply.

DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK
04-12-2007, 05:19 PM
I didn't come here to entertain, I came here to find a serious solution to my serious problem. I figured the coachella forum would be a great place to look for an answer to such a thing, guess I was wrong.

Alchemy
04-12-2007, 07:42 PM
I didn't come here to entertain, I came here to find a serious solution to my serious problem. I figured the coachella forum would be a great place to look for an answer to such a thing, guess I was wrong.

Start putting your picture at the end of all your posts, and you'll get more help.

captncrzy
04-12-2007, 08:36 PM
gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross

crazzz2007
04-12-2007, 11:45 PM
i just threw up in my mouth a little

only a little?

Boourns
04-23-2007, 05:28 AM
Best alias ever.

Bluera
04-23-2007, 05:41 AM
Did no one here watch Chappelle show when it was on? I'm not sure if it was the last season or not, but Dave Chappelle did a "Making the Band" skit and he played P.Diddy. He made the would-be-band members get him some "Mushacha", the finest breastmilk in South Asia, which comes from Cambodian women.

It was a funny sketch, but maybe this was drawn out a bit.

luveebunni08
04-23-2007, 06:07 AM
wow. this thread is so funny it's disturbing. alcohol and drugs there's a lot of questions about, but cambodian breastmilk is one for the books.

I'm Rosetta Stoned
04-23-2007, 07:40 AM
This is my favorite thread on this board......

Boourns
05-23-2007, 05:21 PM
yep. BEST. THREAD. EVER.

kamikaze
05-23-2007, 06:40 PM
not hard at all if you have breasts and are breastfeeding. i hope you brought a lactating friend, lord knows i did. yumm-o.

Jenniehoo
05-23-2007, 06:41 PM
I really miss Merle.

DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK
05-23-2007, 07:01 PM
I never went anywhere. I'm on vacation in Taiwan so I haven't had the time to be on here as much as I would like.

miscorrections
05-23-2007, 10:00 PM
merle, for what it's worth, i love you.

mob roulette
05-23-2007, 10:48 PM
i totally didn't get the blue velvet reference til just now. nice work.

kroqken
05-24-2007, 07:59 PM
I had a nightmare that Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

Boourns
05-27-2007, 04:00 PM
So Merle, what bands did you see at Coachella?

DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK
05-28-2007, 06:27 PM
Hmmm, Peaches/Interpol/Jarvis Cocker/Regina Spektor/Arcade Fire/Red Hot Chili Peppers/The Lemonheads/Yeva/Satellite Party/Bjork/Tiesto, thats just off the top of my head.

noisemachine
05-28-2007, 09:43 PM
Hey Merle,
Do you prefer your breastmilk bottled, or straight from the teet?

miscorrections
05-28-2007, 09:43 PM
plz ask these questions in BMOTW. merle has joined the illustrious ranks of many other sterling posters.

Boourns
08-28-2007, 12:40 AM
I miss Merle

McAwesome
08-28-2007, 12:52 AM
me too!

Kool-Aid Man
10-22-2007, 02:12 PM
Kool-Aid >>> breast milk

M Sparks
10-22-2007, 04:00 PM
Thanks for the bump...I somehow missed this thread of joy the first time.

rage patton
10-22-2007, 04:15 PM
I miss this thread. (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1893)

Punchy
10-22-2007, 04:23 PM
Kool-Aid >>> breast milk


Hawaiian Punch >>> Kool-Aid

gaypalmsprings
10-22-2007, 04:29 PM
wear a cow costume

http://www.backcloths.com/images/standcow.jpg

gaypalmsprings
12-06-2007, 04:26 PM
http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/breast-milk.jpg

amyzzz
12-06-2007, 04:29 PM
I want a breast pumps neon sign in my window. Awesome.

marooko
12-06-2007, 04:35 PM
i want a ATM sign for mine. hahahahaha.

prettydirtything
06-24-2008, 01:56 PM
rod stewart knows where it can be found....

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/06/0624_rod_stewart_2_inf_exc.jpg

Rod Stewart Likes to Breast Feed
Posted Jun 24th 2008 4:42PM by TMZ Staff
He's got seven children from five different women, but it's 63-year-old Jurassic rocker Rod Stewart that can't get enough of mother's milk!

Decked out in precious matching pink outfits on their yacht in Capri, Rod nursed on his 37-year-old wife Penny Lancaster's supple breast.

After his feeding, Penny changed Rod's diaper.

jigsaw
06-24-2008, 02:14 PM
What a pimp.

Young blood
06-24-2008, 02:16 PM
Is he actually sippin on some breast milk?

DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK
06-24-2008, 02:32 PM
It's well known that Rod Stewart is a fellow breastmilk enthusiast. Remember back in the 1970's when he had his stomach pumped of 3 pints of male ejaculate? That wasn't male ejaculate.

Young blood
06-24-2008, 02:39 PM
wow. I would have never taken rod for a breast milk kinda guy.

locachica73
06-24-2008, 02:48 PM
I don't know that I have ever taken anyone as a breast milk kinda guy.

Boourns
12-29-2008, 11:58 PM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k229/BrightLamp/2.jpg

coldstart
12-30-2008, 02:14 AM
I read in the news a couple of months ago that there is a chef in Switzerland that uses breast milk in the food he cooks at his restaurant. Mmmmmmm, breast milk sauce.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article4776425.ece

Geno_g
12-30-2008, 09:05 AM
I heard Merle is banned for life, poor guy all he wanted was he's sweet tang into the campgrounds...

Sleepingrock
12-30-2008, 09:47 AM
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w294/MerleCrotch/timrhoades010.jpg

Merle for all ya folks
My moms friend once was out of cream for an alfredo sauce so she used breast milk... turns out she got rave reviews!

Geno_g
12-30-2008, 10:12 AM
Welcome back, that sounds like a secret recipe

Sleepingrock
12-30-2008, 10:18 AM
I'm not merle... dont even get that idea >.>
that was on their photobucket...*shudder*

ZackQ
12-30-2008, 02:27 PM
Finally, we tackle the important issues.

Boourns
05-13-2009, 02:45 AM
So who is the weirdo in the photos?

gaypalmsprings
05-13-2009, 05:35 AM
That's an old picture of Merle. Here's a newer pic:

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u181/J_fawcett/fugly.jpg

gaypalmsprings
05-13-2009, 05:39 AM
So who is the weirdo in the photos?

His name is Merle Crotch (http://s179.photobucket.com/albums/w294/MerleCrotch/).

Sleepingrock
06-23-2009, 01:51 PM
:bump

Milk

Still-ill
06-23-2009, 02:37 PM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/33779-1/threadnecro_001.jpg

Adolfus
07-21-2009, 04:16 PM
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w294/MerleCrotch/timrhoades010.jpg



YUMM-O!

obzen
07-21-2009, 07:49 PM
lolz-this thread.

Mr.Nipples
01-26-2011, 02:05 PM
should be in the questions section...

bmack86
01-26-2011, 02:10 PM
Indeed.

fatbastard
02-25-2011, 10:08 AM
Shop to make breast milk ice cream
9 mins ago
LONDON (Reuters) – A specialist ice cream parlor plans to serve up breast milk ice cream and says people should think of it as an organic, free-range treat.

The breast milk concoction, called the "Baby Gaga," will be available from Friday at the Icecreamists restaurant in London's Covent Garden.

Icecreamists founder Matt O'Connor was confident his take on the "miracle of motherhood" and priced at a hefty 14 pounds ($23) a serving will go down a treat with the paying public.

The breast milk was provided by mothers who answered an advertisement on online mothers' forum Mumsnet.

Victoria Hiley, 35, from London was one of 15 women who donated milk to the restaurant after seeing the advert.

Hiley works with women who have problems breast-feeding their babies. She said she believes that if adults realized how tasty breast milk actually is, then new mothers would be more willing to breast-feed their own newborns.

"What could be more natural than fresh, free-range mother's milk in an ice cream? And for me it's a recession beater too -- what's the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash," Hiley said in a statement.

"I tried the product for the first time today -- it's very nice, it really melts in the mouth."

The Baby Gaga recipe blends breast milk with Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest, which is then churned into ice cream.

O'Connor said the Baby Gaga was just one of a dozen radical new flavors at the shop.

"Some people will hear about it and go, 'yuck' but actually it's pure, organic, free-range and totally natural," he said. "I had a Baby Gaga just this morning and I feel great."

(Reporting by Paul Casciato; Editing by Steve Addison)

TomAz
02-25-2011, 11:02 AM
an organic, free-range treat.

I misread that last word the first time.

amyzzz
02-25-2011, 11:40 AM
hahaha

DeepFriedSushi
02-25-2011, 08:06 PM
Merle, I believe I may be able to help you sneak in your muschacha. I had a similar experience at Fuji Rock last year. My payment terms are as follows-- 45% of your stock for the weekend, and companionship in my tent. I will warn you in advance, my tent is used primarily in the dense jungles of Cambodia, and thus it is not very spacious.

fatbastard
06-30-2011, 07:58 AM
Woman sprays police with breast milk

By Cynthia Johnston | Reuters Tue, Jun 28, 2011tweet17EmailPrintCHICAGO (Reuters) - A lactating U.S. woman was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after she sprayed sheriff's deputies with breast milk as they tried to remove her from a vehicle, police said on Monday.

Ohio-resident Stephanie Robinette, 30, was arrested and charged with domestic violence and assault linked to a domestic dispute, as well as resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, according to the Delaware County Sheriff's Office.

It said Robinette's husband told authorities the pair had been attending a wedding when his wife got drunk and started a dispute. He said that she hit him multiple times before locking herself in her car outside a banquet facility on Saturday.

Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said that when police approached the car to speak to her, she yelled profanities and refused to get out.

"When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle she advised the deputies that she was a breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk," Davis said.

Robinette was later removed from the car and arrested after more deputies arrived on the scene.

"This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do," Davis said.

(Reporting by Cynthia Johnston; Editing by Greg McCune)

gaypalmsprings
04-05-2013, 07:14 PM
http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/ent_images/4225bra.JPG

fatbastard
02-02-2014, 07:27 AM
Should the government mandate breastfeeding?

By Michelle Maltais

9:25 AM PST, February 1, 2014


When it comes to infant nutrition, the experts agree that breast is best. But should government be legislating lactation?

That's what is happening in the United Arab Emirates. Last week, the Federal National Council’s Health, Labor and Social Affairs committee passed a clause in its broad Child Rights law making breastfeeding a "duty, not an option, for able mothers."

Members of the committee ultimately declared, after what was described as "a marathon debate" that every infant has the right to be breastfed for the first two years of life, according to a report in the National.

Under the law, a wet nurse would be provided for women unable to breastfeed for health reasons.

Still, the minister of social affairs voiced concerns about the enforcement of such a law. "If the law forced women to breastfeed, this could lead to new court cases," said Mariam Al Roumi, according to the National's report.

Among the concerns was the type of repercussions that could come from a mother's neglecting to nurse: Would a husband be permitted to sue his wife? How else might a mother be punished?

Many in the U.S. have been reacting to the notion of legislating what a woman should do with both her own body and her own child.

My position? My baby, my breasts, my call.

Frankly, managing day-to-day familial expectations of being a good parent are enough without adding the weight of a government mandate to my shoulders -- or my breasts.

Members of that UAE committee have said the mandatory breastfeeding clause is designed to help "nurture a strong relationship between a mother and child." And that's truly admirable.

A growing and vibrant effort to encourage and support nursing as a first choice for feeding continues to gain momentum in the United States. And here in California, there are numerous measures in place to facilitate nursing moms, including protecting the right to breastfeed in public.

But no matter how forceful the push by government, medical community and advocacy groups, the key is choice.

Being a new mom is stressful enough, and actually breastfeeding can be challenging enough, without the added pressure of possible repercussions for neglecting or falling short of a government-enforced maternal obligation.

Besides, there are numerous reasons a mother might choose not to nurse.

As Arabian ethnographer and La Leche League member Marie-Claire Bakker said, breast-feeding is a deeply personal and intimate experience, and the mother-child "relationship and bond cannot be legislated."...

gaypalmsprings
02-02-2014, 07:41 AM
Today is DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK's birthday, bitches!