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thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 07:42 PM
Alright, so here's the deal: I'm going to abandon posting on this board because of a variety of reasons. Those who would rejoice feel free to rejoice. To others, I'll see you on the other side, Ray. But before I go:

I wanna hear from somebody who's bringing proper heroin to Tent City. Everything on the west coast is tar and I sincerely miss the feeling of opening up a bag of dark brown powdery chunks of dope. Somebody, anybody, tell me they're rolling into Coachella on diesel, please?

bmack86
04-10-2007, 07:43 PM
Dear god man.

Mr.Nipples
04-10-2007, 07:43 PM
are you fucking kidding?...

jackstraw94086
04-10-2007, 07:47 PM
Come see me. I'll be wearing a thick moustache, blue shirt, and a badge.

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 07:48 PM
I would never kid about drugs, or messages baords. I don't give a fuck, if you can have threads about weed and coke and ecstasy and meth, I wanna hear about some of my old best friend. Lots of people were junkies once, some may still be, it happens, and I want to hear about it. Stories, PM offers, whatever.

Y'all know I'm a drug fiend and you know I'm shameless and clearly not a narco, so why not create this thread before I split? Might get lucky, or might just hear some good heroin anecdotes. Trust me--they can be pretty awesome. Awesomely horrible sometimes, but still awesome.

alyssak
04-10-2007, 07:51 PM
nice

Mr.Nipples
04-10-2007, 07:51 PM
heroin ruined my life...

bmack86
04-10-2007, 07:58 PM
Heroin is fuckin horrid. That is some repugnant shit.

alyssak
04-10-2007, 08:00 PM
heroin ruined my life...
Do you want to talk about it?

fatbastard
04-10-2007, 08:01 PM
Heroin is fuckin horrid. That is some repugnant shit.

Werd

Mr.Nipples
04-10-2007, 08:05 PM
Do you want to talk about it?

no...

ewiggy
04-10-2007, 08:05 PM
did you really create a thread to say you were quitting us and also to ask about scoring heroin?

you did, didn't you.

there's still time to edit this into a joke or something. go ahead, we'll pretend we didn't read it.

artgutser
04-10-2007, 08:07 PM
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

chiapet
04-10-2007, 08:09 PM
I don't understand why the kiddies on this board go from thread to thread posting about all the drugs they've taken. Maybe he's leaving because he's already posted all of his stories. :)

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 08:18 PM
Think of it as a fond farewell. People, look at me--I'm out of my fucking mind. I've gotten like ten PMs from people asking me to hook them up with shit, so now I'm asking everybody. Why should I even give a fuck how pathetic it might be, or perhaps just might be perceived. I don't shoot, I haven't had any in like two years, I want some.

Besides, just think that this is the last of my ridiculous bullshit you'll have to read. In fact, if you avoid this thread, it'll be like I'm not even here. Every dopebag has a silver lining.

ewiggy
04-10-2007, 08:19 PM
i am going to add you to my death pool. how old are you?

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 08:20 PM
23, you'll lose miserably. God wants me alive, it's the only possible way I've survived so easily through everything I put my body and brain through.

ewiggy
04-10-2007, 08:24 PM
superman complex.

bmack86
04-10-2007, 08:28 PM
23, you'll lose miserably. God wants me alive, it's the only possible way I've survived so easily through everything I put my body and brain through.

An optimist...
Yeah, thinking like that is a slippery slope my friend. God doesn't want any of us alive. We just get lucky.

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 08:28 PM
Supraman. Nobody will get that reference, but yeah, complex, sure, who cares?

ewiggy
04-10-2007, 08:30 PM
Suprefan?

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 08:36 PM
Guys, guys, guys... seriously ask yourself this question: who's stupider--the people that want to do heroin again, or the people who are still trying to talk some sense into to people that want to do heroin?

If you've ever known dope fiends you MUST know how pointless a waste of time it is to try to say, "Heroin's no good for you," 'cause everybody knows that. Everybody knows it BEFORE they do it the first time and they do it anyway.

So who's really beating their head against a wall, eh?

miscorrections
04-10-2007, 08:38 PM
Suprefan?

quick, we need a nurse!

Hannahrain
04-10-2007, 08:39 PM
[Insert colossal eye-roll here]

bmack86
04-10-2007, 08:40 PM
Guys, guys, guys... seriously ask yourself this question: who's stupider--the people that want to do heroin again, or the people who are still trying to talk some sense into to people that want to do heroin?

If you've ever known dope fiends you MUST know how pointless a waste of time it is to try to say, "Heroin's no good for you," 'cause everybody knows that. Everybody knows it BEFORE they do it the first time and they do it anyway.

So who's really beating their head against a wall, eh?

The answer is the person who does heroin. What do I win?

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 08:43 PM
The answer is the person who does heroin. What do I win?

Well, the prize would've been some heroin... but I've decided I'll probably need all of it. Replacement prize TBD, after I wake up from several naps.

psychic friend
04-10-2007, 08:49 PM
heroin turns good people bad. really bad. that's all i have to say on this matter.

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 08:51 PM
heroin turns good people bad. really bad. that's all i have to say on this matter.

And no one could possibly argue with the verity of that statement, certainly not I.

That being said, who's holding?

hybernaut520
04-10-2007, 08:51 PM
dope is for dopes.

ewiggy
04-10-2007, 08:54 PM
liar.

psychic friend
04-10-2007, 08:56 PM
And no one could possibly argue with the verity of that statement, certainly not I.

That being said, who's holding?

you'll see. and so will the people who used to love you.

All That I Am
04-10-2007, 09:04 PM
Father, Son and Holy Ghost, we only tried to save him from the thing he loved the most and we know will betray him.

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 09:09 PM
Ladies, ladies... you're talking like I haven't been to the place you're referring to a dozen times already. I was on heroin 48 week out of the year for three years, I was dating a WAY bigger heroin addict for two of those who became just pathetic, half my best friends became addicts and fucked their lives ALL up, a couple aren't around anymore--please don't give me the "oh, you'll find out..." vibe.

Sometimes smart and good people--which might not be a remotely accurate description of me to some--do things that are bad for them. Some of us aren't half bad at it, either.

phoenixsky
04-10-2007, 09:21 PM
I'm going to abandon posting on this board


http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4237/untitledlm6.png

samiksha
04-10-2007, 09:25 PM
that was bitchy.

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 09:27 PM
HAAAhahaha... it fucking worked! Yes! DIESEL!

Our love is god. Let's get a slushee.

Once this and the Holla At Dani thread die off, you'll be rid of me, so you can all feel free to join in the celebrating.

Edit: Suckas!

hawkingvsreeve
04-10-2007, 09:29 PM
Welcome to the lounge.

phoenixsky
04-10-2007, 09:30 PM
A bitchy way of saying:

We get it. You do drugs.

Alchemy
04-10-2007, 09:34 PM
Why did I wonder into this thread?

...

Man, this is a stupid thread.

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 09:34 PM
A bitchy way of saying:

We get it. You do drugs.

Why... yes. I'd imagine that you do get it. It's abundantly clear.

I get that people on here like music, it doesn't make me feel bitchy at all.

I'm Rosetta Stoned
04-10-2007, 09:36 PM
While we are on the subject, anyone bringing liquid MDMA?

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 09:38 PM
While we are on the subject, anyone bringing liquid MDMA?

Before that goes any further--there is no such beast.

psychic friend
04-10-2007, 09:49 PM
you're talking like I haven't been to the place you're referring to a dozen times already. I was on heroin 48 week out of the year for three years, I was dating a WAY bigger heroin addict for two of those who became just pathetic, half my best friends became addicts and fucked their lives ALL up, a couple aren't around anymore--please don't give me the "oh, you'll find out..." vibe.

Sometimes smart and good people--which might not be a remotely accurate description of me to some--do things that are bad for them. Some of us aren't half bad at it, either.

most people cant handle it and therefore you are just making the problem worse by feeding into there "i can do it too and be ok" tardation.

im so happy you think or maybe are, a recreational user. yay for you. good luck with that.

I'm Rosetta Stoned
04-10-2007, 09:50 PM
or LSD.

denies the day
04-10-2007, 09:59 PM
Does anyone know if we can bring in those cool toads you can lick and trip out on? And where I can score said toads? The pet shop owner at the mall looked at me like I was crazy or something.

bmack86
04-10-2007, 10:03 PM
I'm gonna come into coachella with a four foot cactus that I'll be chewing on throughout the day to hallucinate. It's gonna be awesome.

slurpee
04-10-2007, 10:08 PM
I saw peyote going around a camp group a few years back...

Benis23
04-10-2007, 10:08 PM
Guys, guys, guys... seriously ask yourself this question: who's stupider--the people that want to do heroin again, or the people who are still trying to talk some sense into to people that want to do heroin?


the fact that you believe the answer to that question is the people who try to talk sense to people who want to do heroin is the most ludicrous thing that i have ever heard.

jugnick
04-10-2007, 10:18 PM
Does anyone know if we can bring in those cool toads you can lick and trip out on? And where I can score said toads? The pet shop owner at the mall looked at me like I was crazy or something.

that made my day ha!!!

jackstraw94086
04-10-2007, 10:39 PM
please let this be the last drug thread.

bballarl
04-10-2007, 10:42 PM
Put the fucking coke...on the tip of my cock. All night long...I'll be hard as a rock.

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 11:10 PM
the fact that you believe the answer to that question is the people who try to talk sense to people who want to do heroin is the most ludicrous thing that i have ever heard.

Anyone that really knows knows I'm right. At least on my side you have a chance of acheiving your goal and doing dope. The other side is completely hopeless.

MonsoonSeason
04-10-2007, 11:14 PM
I say let the man alone--dude is obviously going to rock some horse at the polo fields. I say no harm no foul; if anybody knows what they're doing with drugs, it's this guy

bmack86
04-10-2007, 11:15 PM
He's gotten lucky, and luck only lasts so long. You can't tempt fate forever. Remember, He's only 23, a paltry two years older than I. You can assume that you're an expert on something by that age; you almost undoubtedly aren't.

miscorrections
04-10-2007, 11:16 PM
DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS

bballarl
04-10-2007, 11:17 PM
While I agree that you can only get lucky for so long, I do believe lastgreatman has a great deal of knowledge on drugs. While he perhaps isn't an expert, he is certainly very knowledgable.

jackstraw94086
04-10-2007, 11:19 PM
god bless the internet

bballarl
04-10-2007, 11:21 PM
Hey Jack.

bmack86
04-10-2007, 11:22 PM
Just remember, He told us he was hardcore.

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 11:22 PM
most people cant handle it and therefore you are just making the problem worse by feeding into there "i can do it too and be ok" tardation.

im so happy you think or maybe are, a recreational user. yay for you. good luck with that.

Dani, I'll let you in on a secret. This is the actual, real, fucked-up truth of heroin addicts--none of them believe that they're handling it. None of them actually think they're okay. They may tell everyone else that, they may even talk that way to themselves, but they all know it's a lie--it's just cognitive dissonance.

Brains have a great deal of difficulty reconciling contradictions like "being addicted to heroin is an incredibly bad idea" combined with "I want to be a heroin addict." Their minds can't handle it, and they pretend to think that they're not addicts, since they're absolutely positive that the other thought is accurate (they know it's bad, being addicts).

I'm not trying to make it seem okay, it was never my intention. I'm just saying why bother with the cognitive dissonance? Only if you own the truth about yourself do you ever have a chance of being what you want.

PineapplePete
04-10-2007, 11:22 PM
drugz r kewlzorz!!! they sukz monies out of my pocket! and friendsz 2! ROFL LAMOMASOFMAKLF

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 11:25 PM
He's gotten lucky, and luck only lasts so long. You can't tempt fate forever. Remember, He's only 23, a paltry two years older than I. You can assume that you're an expert on something by that age; you almost undoubtedly aren't.

At 21, you can only assume you're an expert on experts, you almost undoubtedly aren't.

whynotsmile99
04-10-2007, 11:29 PM
SQUIRTING VAGINAL APPLE SAUCE!

COMBUSTION CLOCK TOWER MOUNTAIN DEW?

DICKfcukKABUKI?4

bmack86
04-10-2007, 11:29 PM
I agree with the rambling man and his sentiments

Hannahrain
04-10-2007, 11:30 PM
Randy, Bmack is not talking about playing with dangerous experts for recreation. It is not the same thing.

bballarl
04-10-2007, 11:30 PM
MC Paul Barman.

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 11:33 PM
Randy, Bmack is not talking about playing with dangerous experts for recreation. It is not the same thing.

What you are an expert of is irrelevant to the question of whether or not you are an expert, which what he was doubting, which is what I responded to. You're right, it is not the same thing, it is drawing parallels between two different things--I believe the technical term is an analogy.

Hannahrain
04-10-2007, 11:35 PM
Ugh. I believe the technical term is "good riddance".

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 11:37 PM
Ugh. I believe the technical term is "good riddance".

Actually, that's blue-collar slang. The appropriate way to say goodbye to me involves at least two forms of "fuck" and one "yourself."

jackstraw94086
04-10-2007, 11:37 PM
Randy's a meta-expert.

bballarl
04-10-2007, 11:38 PM
Who is Randy?

SojuGorae
04-10-2007, 11:38 PM
thelastgreatjunkie

bballarl
04-10-2007, 11:39 PM
I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 11:39 PM
(Randy)

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 11:40 PM
Coke is fucking deader than... dead. Heroin's coming back in a big fucking way. White people who know the difference between good shit and bad shit, this is the house they come to.

If we're going all quote-y with it.

bballarl
04-10-2007, 11:41 PM
Dandy Warhols.

bmack86
04-10-2007, 11:46 PM
Randy, I thought you were leaving.

thelastgreatman
04-10-2007, 11:52 PM
This and the one where I'm trying to get at Dani are my final threads, so I could be dead to you already if you so wished. And then you can pretend to be knowledgable about all kinds of things you don't have a clue about, free as a bird.

I suspect it'll all be over in a day or so tops. Patience, grasshoppers, and I'll see you in Tent City.

jackstraw94086
04-11-2007, 12:08 AM
what he's saying, bmack, is that your posts are providing nourishment, and you can pull the feeding tube if you so wish.

MonsoonSeason
04-11-2007, 12:11 AM
MC Paul Barman.

the joy
of your world
is MC Paul Barman

vinylmartyr
04-11-2007, 04:40 AM
One time all high I smoke a little piece of a hacky sack and some fruity pebbles.

All That I Am
04-11-2007, 05:00 AM
Coke is fucking deader than... dead. Heroin's coming back in a big fucking way. White people who know the difference between good shit and bad shit, this is the house they come to.

If we're going all quote-y with it.

Nothing more trendy than quoting a thirteen year old movie.
I do however find irony in the fact that the junkie in this movie dies because he continues on his same course after what should have been a life changing experience.

thinnerair
04-11-2007, 05:29 AM
I had black tar heroin last year and it was the cat's pajamas and if you haven't seen a cat in pajamas, then you're fucked, mannnn. FUCCCKED!!!


This year, I will be chewing on asbestos. That's the new shit.

bartelby
04-11-2007, 05:57 AM
Only if you own the truth about yourself do you ever have a chance of being what you want.

so very true...

Alchemy
04-11-2007, 06:04 AM
Anybody know where I can get some Polonium in gummy bear form?

Mr.Nipples
04-11-2007, 06:19 AM
ZnYTmj2qSqo

vinylmartyr
04-11-2007, 07:08 AM
uLQRv0RjBBM

york707
04-11-2007, 08:35 AM
Try and keep yourself alive, ok? I don't wish death on anyone, including complete douchebags like yourself.

J~$$$
04-11-2007, 08:37 AM
What are those waffle cakes with powder sugar on them called?

bballarl
04-11-2007, 08:41 AM
Like the ones you get at fairs? Not bundt cakes...hmmm

samiksha
04-11-2007, 08:42 AM
funnel cakes?

J~$$$
04-11-2007, 08:42 AM
Yeah those....I always get one when I go to Water world then get sick in the wave pool.

bballarl
04-11-2007, 08:44 AM
You have Waterworld in Denver? We have one back home. It sucks.

J~$$$
04-11-2007, 08:45 AM
Water World here is like the second best water park in the world.

shoegazer76
04-11-2007, 08:45 AM
Ah LGM I've lost some respect for you homie. You've already made up yr mind so I'm not going to try to change yr mind.Just don't resort to robbery or selling your body for the shit.

lindseyb
04-11-2007, 08:45 AM
funnel cakes?

(whoops, i'm like 12 posts late)

RienOneTexas
04-11-2007, 08:49 AM
This thread makes me sad....

J~$$$
04-11-2007, 08:50 AM
Yeah, funnel cake with powder sugar on them always makes me think of summer.

shoegazer76
04-11-2007, 09:00 AM
You just set off my gag reflex!

RienOneTexas
04-11-2007, 09:04 AM
Isnt it gross!!!!?

psychic friend
04-11-2007, 09:05 AM
please dont post naked pics, ok thanks bye

RienOneTexas
04-11-2007, 09:06 AM
sorry :) raaaaaaalllllf

disgustipated
04-11-2007, 09:08 AM
At 21, you can only assume you're an expert on experts, you almost undoubtedly aren't.




so true!

amyzzz
04-11-2007, 09:09 AM
I'm gonna come into coachella with a four foot cactus that I'll be chewing on throughout the day to hallucinate. It's gonna be awesome.It actually is awesome, but you don't wanna chew that shit. Boil it down, man. Well, it still tastes shitty, but it's a great trip.

RienOneTexas
04-11-2007, 09:12 AM
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/sf/films/powder.jpg

york707
04-11-2007, 09:36 AM
I love me some funnel cakes.

SojuGorae
04-11-2007, 09:39 AM
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/sf/films/powder.jpg

Wasn't that directed by a child aficianado?

thelastgreatman
04-11-2007, 09:42 AM
Nothing more trendy than quoting a thirteen year old movie.
I do however find irony in the fact that the junkie in this movie dies because he continues on his same course after what should have been a life changing experience.

Weren't you quoting a thirteen year old song? Alright, maybe ten year old. Either way, my quote is definitely from a more respectable source. And you're right about Vincent, but I always recognize when God gives me a dose of "wise the fuck up." God and I are amazingly tight. He seems to like me a great deal, despite making me a fucking alien.


Try and keep yourself alive, ok? I don't wish death on anyone, including complete douchebags like yourself.
Would you guys please stop being so dramatic? We're talking about snorting a little bit of H for a weekend. I'm not going to die. Worst case scenario, I throw up a few times and it feels WONDERFUL. I'll prolly only be doing it at night after the concert to help with the comedown.


Ah LGM I've lost some respect for you homie. You've already made up yr mind so I'm not going to try to change yr mind.Just don't resort to robbery or selling your body for the shit.
All my respect vanishes just because I want to chip for a weekend? Gee, that respect must've really amounted to jack shit. For the record--I never stole, sold my body, or fucked anyone over for heroin even when I was an addict. I also never went to cop on the block. I'm not interested in being a dope fiend again, and I could be right now if I wanted, but it's too much like work. Besides, doing it regularly is how you ruin it--getting high is great, but addiction is just trying to get normal, and it ain't worth the trouble.

Also, since I grew up on the Jersey boardwalks, allow me to just add that funnel cake is THE SHIT. Man I miss that stuff.

J~$$$
04-11-2007, 09:43 AM
Did you ever eat like three of them then get on that godamm octopus ride, and have to try and yell to the operator to stop the ride but you cant because you are holding back the sickness. Then you cant help it you just get sick and try to nonchalantly sneak off the ride as if nothing ever happened and hope no one knows it was you?

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/.jpg

Courtney
04-11-2007, 09:44 AM
I'm going to abandon posting on this board

When?

SojuGorae
04-11-2007, 09:44 AM
http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/images/thumb/d/d0/300px-Attention_whore3.jpg

Hannahrain
04-11-2007, 09:47 AM
Would you guys please stop being so dramatic?


This from the person who posted the "I'm leaving forever" thread.

Good thing this is the internet and not real life, or people would take things too seriously.


Oh, wait....

mob roulette
04-11-2007, 09:51 AM
http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/img/252x190/episodes/season04/ep40_christopher.jpg

this isn't going to end well. just so you know.

jackstraw94086
04-11-2007, 09:57 AM
you people need to be facefucked by clowns.

york707
04-11-2007, 10:02 AM
you're no different than us

J~$$$
04-11-2007, 10:03 AM
ONE OF US!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!

disgustipated
04-11-2007, 10:12 AM
http://trnorton.com/dp/binky.jpg

mob roulette
04-11-2007, 10:13 AM
http://www.rocumentaries.com/pics/Ext-Kurt-Cobain-20060903-01.jpg

this isn't going to end well. just so you know.

jackstraw94086
04-11-2007, 10:19 AM
you're no different than us

except that you need to be facefucked by a clown.

let's clean up the board by deleting every non-drug thread.

bballarl
04-11-2007, 10:21 AM
Jack, want to go hang out and throw a rad party in Dubai?

jackstraw94086
04-11-2007, 10:24 AM
Jack, want to go hang out and throw a rad party in Dubai?

sure.

right after I arrange a meeting in a dark alley between Jeff, Justin and this guy

http://a165.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01543/46/18/1543198164_l.jpg

bballarl
04-11-2007, 10:25 AM
I bet they have those in Dubai.

J~$$$
04-11-2007, 10:25 AM
I CALL TOP!

PS your boyfriend is cute.

http://a165.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01543/46/18/1543198164_l.jpg[/QUOTE]

thelastgreatman
04-11-2007, 10:41 AM
This from the person who posted the "I'm leaving forever" thread.

Good thing this is the internet and not real life, or people would take things too seriously.


Oh, wait....

Why is it dramatic to say that I've decided to stop posting? This board is taking up way too much of my time, putting me in way too many arguments (such as this one) that just arouse my psychiatric problems, and there's only a handful of people on here who are interested in my weirdo crap, so I'm going to stop.

I didn't say I'm leaving because I was looking for some big outpouring of emotion or pleas to stay--I know this board well enough to know I was going to catch about a dozen bags of shit for it. I just wanted to take a shot at securing the company of an old great love of mine for the music festival I love even more.

Maturity is all about how well you say goodbye. I'll still read, and maybe pop in every once in a while to provide drug expertise, but otherwise I think I've accomplished all the nothing I can here.

It's just one more thread, Courtney, then I promise you can breathe a sigh of relief. My gift to you. =)

J~$$$
04-11-2007, 10:44 AM
jagerschnitzel.......mmmmmmmm

Hannahrain
04-11-2007, 10:47 AM
I wasn't arguing with you, Randy. I was simply using the internet to show everyone else that you have illicited yet another gargantuan eye roll on my part.

Pointing out that you're being ridiculous and petulant is not the same as arguing.

york707
04-11-2007, 10:50 AM
except that you need to be facefucked by a clown.

let's clean up the board by deleting every non-drug thread.

As opposed to the face-lovemaking you're going to get?

thelastgreatman
04-11-2007, 10:57 AM
Goddammit, where was all the clown facefuck talk the past month?

Could somebody please get an appopriately photoshopped picture of Krusty up here? Maybe with a "You Gonna Get Face-Raped" overlay?

Courtney
04-11-2007, 10:59 AM
It's just one more thread, Courtney, then I promise you can breathe a sigh of relief. My gift to you. =)

bated breath, my friend

J~$$$
04-11-2007, 11:12 AM
I think it should be a picture of Jacks clown and it should say "you gonna get facefucked!"

disgustipated
04-11-2007, 11:23 AM
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p7/disgustipatedone/clown.jpg

Yablonowitz
04-11-2007, 11:24 AM
Is a message board for this festival a good and reliable source for scoring powder heroin?

Just curious.

J~$$$
04-11-2007, 11:24 AM
Im proud of you today. but the face-fucked should be at the bottom of the pic.....jus sayin

disgustipated
04-11-2007, 11:29 AM
yeah, but it fit better at the top...plus I normally fuck everything up anyway.

J~$$$
04-11-2007, 11:30 AM
Agreed. Well played.

BeeII
04-11-2007, 12:04 PM
It's so funny how people are so quick to judge other's vices, we all do things we shouldn't because it feels good but its not healthy. big fucking deal.

good luck finding heroin, i'm sure you'll be able to score.

thelastgreatman
04-11-2007, 12:09 PM
Surprisingly enough, it would seem to have been successful, yes. There's an exchange involved, but this is part of the glory of people from all different parts of the country coming together for Coachella--sharing drugs of varying availability by region.

PotVsKtl
04-11-2007, 12:47 PM
I hope you fucking overdose and die. In real life. Actually physically perish.

thelastgreatman
04-11-2007, 12:51 PM
I hope you fucking overdose and die. In real life. Actually physically perish.

Sorry pal, ain't happening. I appreciate your commitment, though. Hope your whole family gets raped, wish I could be the one to do.

PotVsKtl
04-11-2007, 12:57 PM
I'd personally put mom and dad into the stockades and cut away their britches if it meant that when you were done I got to extinguish your miserable overcompensating complete lack of judgement attention-whore waste of a life. Literally fucking die in hell with cancer and boils.

Mr.Nipples
04-11-2007, 01:02 PM
you got served...

SojuGorae
04-11-2007, 01:04 PM
http://www.jurassicdvd.com/catalog/images/youvetrickss.jpg

thelastgreatman
04-11-2007, 01:04 PM
That was, and this is, boring. Actually feeling hatred for some faceless entity on a message board is weak. I mean, don't you feel your dignity slipping away when you go to the trouble of writing out such a detailed account of what you would do to me if you got the chance? I feel embarassed just by having it written to me, for fuck's sake.

Have some shame, sir. Flame wars are sadder than pictures of Depression-era children.

Mr.Nipples
04-11-2007, 01:07 PM
GOD JUST PUSH THE PLUNGER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP...

PotVsKtl
04-11-2007, 01:09 PM
There's no war here. This is a record of my desires as dictated to my secretary and recorded on the internet.

jackstraw94086
04-11-2007, 01:23 PM
http://www.bijoubreaks.com/forums/images/avatars/121780518846100ed539545.gif

thelastgreatman
04-11-2007, 01:28 PM
GOD JUST PUSH THE PLUNGER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP...

I don't bang out, I insufflate. And seriously, all I'm doing is responding to posts on this thread. You want it to stop, stop. I still don't understand how you can possibly give a fuck.

amyzzz
04-11-2007, 01:29 PM
LGM, I wouldn't waste time arguing with these bozoes, unless you're going to be really fucking funny. :)

bballarl
04-11-2007, 01:30 PM
...

jackstraw94086
04-11-2007, 02:58 PM
Hey LGM,
How about some pancakes instead?

http://www.baraskit.se/random/archive/8/pancake_2.html
http://www.joekerland.com/pancakes/1.jpg
http://www.joekerland.com/pancakes/2.jpg
http://www.joekerland.com/pancakes/3.jpg
http://www.joekerland.com/pancakes/4.jpg
http://www.joekerland.com/pancakes/5.jpg
http://www.joekerland.com/pancakes/6.jpg
http://www.joekerland.com/pancakes/7.jpg
http://www.joekerland.com/pancakes/8.jpg
http://www.joekerland.com/pancakes/9.jpg
http://www.joekerland.com/pancakes/10.jpg
http://www.joekerland.com/pancakes/12.jpg
http://www.joekerland.com/pancakes/13.jpg
http://www.joekerland.com/pancakes/14.jpg
http://www.joekerland.com/pancakes/15.jpg

samiksha
04-11-2007, 03:02 PM
the end result looks kind of appealing. like a toasted marshmallow.

i_like_cake530
04-11-2007, 04:33 PM
Dandy Warhols.

i recognized that, just wanted to point that out.

i_like_cake530
04-11-2007, 04:44 PM
I'd personally put mom and dad into the stockades and cut away their britches if it meant that when you were done I got to extinguish your miserable overcompensating complete lack of judgement attention-whore waste of a life. Literally fucking die in hell with cancer and boils.

dude i honestly think you are going to hell. being that unbelievably close minded and judgmental about a guy you have never met before, in my opinion, is worse than heroin.

i_like_cake530
04-11-2007, 04:48 PM
i would like to say, that i am personally on LGM's side on this one. i definitely disagree with his choices, but for all of you to think your so fucking great, that you are so much better than this person, that you have never met, well that is just disgraceful.

Hannahrain
04-11-2007, 04:58 PM
dude i honestly think you are going to hell.

How is what PvK said worse than what it was a response to? I don't see how this is one-sided. Please clue me in.

bmack86
04-11-2007, 05:08 PM
i would like to say, that i am personally on LGM's side on this one. i definitely disagree with his choices, but for all of you to think your so fucking great, that you are so much better than this person, that you have never met, well that is just disgraceful.

Hey king dignity, get off yer high horse. Welcome to the internets.

vinylmartyr
04-11-2007, 05:35 PM
Maybe Pot has a relative whose life has been destroyed by drugs.

thelastgreatman
04-11-2007, 05:43 PM
Maybe Pot has a relative whose life has been destroyed by drugs.

I was all done here, but this intrigues me. So because someone close to him was destroyed by drugs (assuming that is true), that's somehow a rationale for wishing death upon me?

Isn't that kinda like saying So-and-So's a Klansman because his black cousin got lynched by the Klan?

PineapplePete
04-11-2007, 05:48 PM
http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/images/thumb/d/d0/300px-Attention_whore3.jpg

attention whores r HOTTT

thelastgreatman
04-11-2007, 06:20 PM
How is what PvK said worse than what it was a response to? I don't see how this is one-sided. Please clue me in.

Well, I mean, he did volunteer a wishing of death upon me without any provocation before I responded in kind. Do you think, by any chance, that that might establish a chain of causality and therefore responsibility?

I eagerly await the prejudiced rationalization that I can only get from my dear Hannah. =)

i_like_cake530
04-11-2007, 06:22 PM
How is what PvK said worse than what it was a response to? I don't see how this is one-sided. Please clue me in.

he is saying that he would like this man, who just wants to have fun for a weekend, to burn in hell. who is he to tell someone else how to live their life? but whats worse is, he doesn't want to tell this man how to live...rather, he wants him to "overdose and die...actually fucken perish...literally fucken die in hell with cancer and boils." tell me how that isn't fucken judgmental, he is so quick to automatically write this "druggy" off, without giving him a fucken chance...maybe things would be different if they knew each other.

thelastgreatman
04-11-2007, 06:25 PM
Cake, I appreciate that you're on my side and everything, but I don't like being defended. Nothing personal. Just sayin'.

i_like_cake530
04-11-2007, 06:29 PM
sorry, judgmental people get on my nerves

J~$$$
04-11-2007, 06:34 PM
I hate cake.

i_like_cake530
04-11-2007, 06:38 PM
eh, i honestly dont really even like cake that much.

Jenniehoo
04-11-2007, 06:42 PM
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/images/characters/phoney_tn.jpg

Hannahrain
04-11-2007, 07:07 PM
he is saying that he would like this man, who just wants to have fun for a weekend, to burn in hell. who is he to tell someone else how to live their life? but whats worse is, he doesn't want to tell this man how to live...rather, he wants him to "overdose and die...actually fucken perish...literally fucken die in hell with cancer and boils." tell me how that isn't fucken judgmental, he is so quick to automatically write this "druggy" off, without giving him a fucken chance...maybe things would be different if they knew each other.

Ok. I understand that the hell thing struck a nerve with you, but I still don't see how what PvK said about LGM overdosing is worse than what LGM said to PvK about hoping his family gets raped. What makes one inherently worse than the other? Show your work, please.

psychic friend
04-11-2007, 07:19 PM
Show your work, please.

hahaahaah

shoegazer76
04-11-2007, 07:23 PM
By the way yr doing a wonderful job Psychic Friend. I only wish you could've removed that picture earlier before I had seen it. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight probly.

PotVsKtl
04-11-2007, 07:26 PM
tell me how that isn't fucken judgmental

Believe me, I don't claim to be non-judgmental.


he is so quick to automatically write this "druggy" off

Did you see anything about drugs in my statements? The guy is a ponderous moron parading around the board trying to get attention by bringing up over and over how many drugs he does and in what copious quantities he does them. I hate those people. They lack vision. I wouldn't give a fuck if he stood on his head in a vacuum sealed room full of nitrous oxide shooting heroin into his eyeballs, just don't try to use it as a fucking badge of courage.

There are reasons people develop the sense to not try to set up drug deals on heavily trafficked message boards.

http://www.google.com/search?q=designer+hallucinogens

Hey look who's number two! Fuck lastgreatman and fuck all you knee-jerk tugoffs trying to pin some fundamentalist mindset on people pointing out that he's a raging tool.

TomAz
04-11-2007, 07:33 PM
I can't believe I just tunnelled through 6 pages of this bullshit. At least there was a happy ending.

thelastgreatman
04-11-2007, 08:38 PM
It's a lot easier arguing with cake against me than it is actually arguing with me, isn't it, girls?

Ok. I understand that the hell thing struck a nerve with you, but I still don't see how what PvK said about LGM overdosing is worse than what LGM said to PvK about hoping his family gets raped. What makes one inherently worse than the other? Show your work, please.

Okay, here's my work:


I hope you fucking overdose and die. In real life. Actually physically perish.

Does that qualify, Hannah? Do I need to draw out a proof to establish the causality of what ensued?


Did you see anything about drugs in my statements? The guy is a ponderous moron parading around the board trying to get attention by bringing up over and over how many drugs he does and in what copious quantities he does them. I hate those people. They lack vision. I wouldn't give a fuck if he stood on his head in a vacuum sealed room full of nitrous oxide shooting heroin into his eyeballs, just don't try to use it as a fucking badge of courage.

There are reasons people develop the sense to not try to set up drug deals on heavily trafficked message boards.

http://www.google.com/search?q=designer+hallucinogens

Hey look who's number two! Fuck lastgreatman and fuck all you knee-jerk tugoffs trying to pin some fundamentalist mindset on people pointing out that he's a raging tool.

I lack vision? Seriously? That's your issue? Who the fuck are you, Bugsy Siegel staring out at the desert?

I do drugs, and I like it. I like doing drugs at concerts. A lot of people do. I didn't start any of those fucking threads except this one, so don't push the blame onto me for there being a lot of drug talk on the message board--all I ever tried to do was provide accurate information and share a couple stories about one of life's more remarkable phenomena.

Sorry that arguing over whether or not bands suck and flame wars don't interest me--I came here looking for actual conversation. I don't try to wear it as a badge of courage, it's just a tremendous pain in the ass that any time a conversation ABOUT DRUGS happens to ensue there's always three times as many assholes chiming in to chastize or caution or just generally make themselves seem superior to the people actually in the conversation.

Oh, and it is really impressive that when you searched for two relatively uncommon words lifted directly from one of my posts on a thread that went 15+ pages that it would come up in Google. Spectacular point you've proven. Now enlighten me as to exactly what it is that this does prove? What is it that you think is going to happen? The cops are going to come bust my door down? Do you know fucking anything about the reality of whatever legal consequences you seem to be insinuating I'm too moronic to have foreseen?

No, you don't. If you did, you'd know I have nothing to be worried about. I know because I actually research the shit I talk. But you're just another jerkoff on a message board who likes to pick fights on message boards because there are no consequences here. If you had any actual strength of character or identity, you wouldn't give a fuck what I do or say or whether or not I decide to call out for drugs on my way out the door.

But here, in the safe world of anonymity, you can act like what you imagine a forthright, principled, bold man to be--the kind of man you've almost certainly never been even one day in your whole life.

Just 'cause you throw stones... don't mean you're David taking down Goliath. Sometimes it just means you're some asshole who's got a whole lot of rocks on hand because to life you look like a good target. Judging by your tone, I'd say you're probably at least halfway to your own personal quarry.

Forgive me for not including some half-assed attempt at a vividly imagined fate I'd like you to suffer. I know that's your thing and all, but I really couldn't give a fuck less what happens to you from this point forward. I'm comfortable with who and what I am--what other people are doesn't cause me to burst into a torrent of teenager-grade macabre fantasies. Besides, I'm pretty confident that just being a living you is a lot closer to "dying in hell with cancer and boils" (why stop there? Why not throw in gout and black lung and housemaid's knee too?) than my afterlife will ever approach.

goose
04-11-2007, 08:42 PM
ONE OF US!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!! ONE OF US!!!!

Im going to guess that was a quote from the Dreamers? I fucken love that movie... or maybe it was a quote from the film the dreamers quoted... but Ive never seen that one.

TomAz
04-11-2007, 08:43 PM
shut the fuck up already.





edit. not you goose. the other guy.

goose
04-11-2007, 08:48 PM
oh and speaking of funnel cakes,...

I had my first one at Coachella actually last year. they used this strawberry tasting batter. BEST FUCKING THING EVERRRR,,,, I plan on filling up on those this year.

Hannahrain
04-11-2007, 08:48 PM
It's a lot easier arguing with cake against me than it is actually arguing with me, isn't it, girls?


Randy, I wasn't arguing against you. I saw someone who I thought was only acknowledging half of a situation, and I said something. My point would have been the same if it was any two people plugged into yours and PvK's spots.

TomAz
04-11-2007, 08:49 PM
shut the fuck up already. and now I do mean you, goose.

PotVsKtl
04-11-2007, 08:49 PM
Oh, and it is really impressive that when you searched for two relatively uncommon words

I searched for that term trying to remember "2CB" to include it in the fantasy drug binge I had you engaged in and bam, there was this board in the results. It happened organically.


you can act like what you imagine a forthright, principled, bold man to be--the kind of man you've almost certainly never been even one day in your whole life.

What in the holy fuck is principled about wishing death on strangers? I'm not here to be a good person. If that's your final take on my comment you've got issues beyond being needy. Anyway, I'm done with this, go impress some Myspace whores with your blowfiesta.

Hannahrain
04-11-2007, 08:49 PM
Im going to guess that was a quote from the Dreamers? I fucken love that movie... or maybe it was a quote from the film the dreamers quoted... but Ive never seen that one.

Clerks. The cartoon series.

thelastgreatman
04-11-2007, 08:51 PM
That's about the eighteenth time you've told me to shut the fuck up, Tom. But this time, I'm gonna take you up on it.

See you at Coachella, people.

TomAz
04-11-2007, 08:51 PM
so you keep saying.

Hannahrain
04-11-2007, 08:52 PM
dude i honestly think you are going to hell.


sorry, judgmental people get on my nerves

Hahahahahah.

goose
04-11-2007, 08:52 PM
shut the fuck up already. and now I do mean you, goose.


what the fuck man??

PotVsKtl
04-11-2007, 08:53 PM
Clerks. The cartoon series.

It's from Freaks. Originally.

Hannahrain
04-11-2007, 08:54 PM
Oh. Consider me schooled.

TomAz
04-11-2007, 08:54 PM
what the fuck man??

joke. joooooooooke. J-O-K-E. joke. Joke. jOke.

goose
04-11-2007, 08:56 PM
joke. joooooooooke. J-O-K-E. joke. Joke. jOke.

oh, in that case (lol)

I don't do too well in forums... Unless I can hear people talking and the tone then I usually don't get these "jokes". I can't help it... I'm slooow. :P

i_like_cake530
04-11-2007, 09:08 PM
Ok. I understand that the hell thing struck a nerve with you, but I still don't see how what PvK said about LGM overdosing is worse than what LGM said to PvK about hoping his family gets raped. What makes one inherently worse than the other? Show your work, please.

PvK chimed in first with the childish, stupid ass threat, LGM simply retaliated. then PvK literally wishes him to die, and burn in hell. all i'm saying is, if you so strongly disagree with this habit, just ignore it, dont make yourself look like a 10 year old.

i_like_cake530
04-11-2007, 09:11 PM
Hahahahahah.

im not seeing how that is judgmental. i'm just telling him what i believe, after reading his ignorant, stupid ass, vomit of a post.

Hannahrain
04-11-2007, 09:15 PM
You're making judgements about people who make judgements.

That's judgemental.

I'm judging you as a judgemental human being. Saying "I hate judgemental people" is like saying "I hate people who breathe air".

i_like_cake530
04-11-2007, 09:17 PM
You're making judgements about people who make judgements.

That's judgemental.

I'm judging you as a judgemental human being. Saying "I hate judgemental people" is like saying "I hate people who breathe air".

i didn't say "i hate judgmental people" i said they get on my nerves... cause they do.

i_like_cake530
04-11-2007, 09:18 PM
you know what, we are arguing about nothing now...i think this thread is officially done, unless someone has some final objections. LGM you can leave now.

TomAz
04-11-2007, 09:20 PM
thus spake zarathustra

denies the day
04-11-2007, 09:49 PM
you know what, we are arguing about nothing now...i think this thread is officially done, unless someone has some final objections. LGM you can leave now.

Sucks. This was the funniest thread in the last 36 hours.

Still holding out for some toads... holla!

mob roulette
04-11-2007, 10:05 PM
http://images.needcoffee.com/dvd/trainspotting1.jpg

this isn't going to end well. just so you know.

full on idle
04-11-2007, 10:13 PM
The really gross thing is that I think he mentioned that he had responses from people. It's our virgin public heroin deal. God bless the nuboard.

bballarl
04-11-2007, 10:15 PM
Shake shake shake the dope out

phoenixsky
04-12-2007, 10:26 PM
Bump!

(For the sake of powder heroin.)

jackstraw94086
04-13-2007, 11:44 AM
kz7ADx-Oj30

TheGunslinger138
04-13-2007, 12:17 PM
http://www.dudehangout.com/photos/uploads/510d3851c5.gif (http://www.dudehangout.com/photos)

www.marriedtothesea.com

kennycarly
04-13-2007, 05:43 PM
Heroin leads to Aidz Needlez!

I'm swinging through Taiwan on the way to cali,
I'll pick you up some brown, how much you want?
1 - 2 Kilo's (is a thousand grams, easy to remember)?

No, I'm joking, no herion from me, please disregard this message customs officers, don't glove fuck me!

Bud Luster
04-13-2007, 06:01 PM
I'm gonna make it rain powder heroin @ Coachella!!!

(just like pacman jones)

kennycarly
04-13-2007, 09:05 PM
Oh yeah, more commonly "One of us, one of us..." can be heard on teh Simpsons, the cable stealing episode I'm sure.

LGM: (If you haven't left)
I tried smoking heroin once and puked my fucking guts up and I have a pretty iron stomach so I can't imagine why you'd even want to, if you haven't for a while you're sure to get sick!.

Also you seem pretty offended that people got up you about this thread, but if you're as intelligent as you sound then you'd have seen that coming the second you mentioned old hammer.

Good luck with the hook up though, I'll be pissed if I can't find shrooms.

infect ME
04-15-2007, 06:39 PM
hahahah pacman jones.

RotationSlimWang
04-15-2007, 07:10 PM
Oh yeah, more commonly "One of us, one of us..." can be heard on teh Simpsons, the cable stealing episode I'm sure.

LGM: (If you haven't left)
I tried smoking heroin once and puked my fucking guts up and I have a pretty iron stomach so I can't imagine why you'd even want to, if you haven't for a while you're sure to get sick!.

Also you seem pretty offended that people got up you about this thread, but if you're as intelligent as you sound then you'd have seen that coming the second you mentioned old hammer.

Good luck with the hook up though, I'll be pissed if I can't find shrooms.

i dont think he was talkin bout smoking. why would he want powder if he was gon chase it?

kennycarly
04-16-2007, 05:59 AM
He said something. Can' be bothered re rereading, you do it.

fatbastard
04-22-2007, 09:05 AM
http://www.dodgerblues.com/images/bodybag_sm.jpg

RotationSlimWang
09-13-2007, 07:50 PM
Bump because this will always be my legacy, and because Greg is feeling manic.

rage patton
09-13-2007, 07:52 PM
Did you get your heroin?

RotationSlimWang
09-13-2007, 07:53 PM
Yes, unfortunately Vinyl stole it and ran off. Aw, that's in bad taste. The correct answer is no, and I was pissed about it.

RotationSlimWang
09-13-2007, 07:56 PM
Also, a little birdie told me that TLGM might be returning on 12/11. How we've all missed him, I'm sure.

Hannahrain
09-13-2007, 08:05 PM
God. Fucking. Christ. Damnit. Jesus. H.

All That I Am
09-13-2007, 08:06 PM
what she said

RotationSlimWang
09-13-2007, 08:06 PM
Don't blaspheme in here--this is a holy thread.

rage patton
09-13-2007, 08:07 PM
Who is this Jesus H. Christ I keep hearing about?

I have stayed silent for so long... but I just wanna know dammit!

RotationSlimWang
09-13-2007, 08:07 PM
Some guy, he fucked whores. That's about all, I think.

Mr.Nipples
09-13-2007, 08:11 PM
this thread sucks...

Yablonowitz
09-13-2007, 08:56 PM
Bump because this will always be my legacy, and because Greg is feeling manic.

Ha-ha. Had to give you a shout out while I was scanning the board.

randoo43
09-13-2007, 10:30 PM
Some guy, he fucked whores. That's about all, I think.
ahhhhhh, whores? i thought it was teenagers.

RotationSlimWang
09-13-2007, 10:58 PM
Teenaged whores, duh. It was 2000 years ago--whores didn't live to be 20. Either you succumbed to the elements or raped and murdered by Romans. They were good days.

RotationSlimWang
09-13-2007, 10:59 PM
Ha-ha. Had to give you a shout out while I was scanning the board.

The funny thing is that I can imagine one of you wags recognizing me at Coachella and just yelling that at me as you walk past.

Benis23
09-14-2007, 08:01 AM
for a great documentary about heroin addicts, watch the hbo movie "Rehab"

algunz
09-14-2007, 09:42 AM
No, No, No . . .

RotationSlimWang
09-14-2007, 02:09 PM
I still want to know what happened to the documentary HBO filmed about Jason Mewes trying to quit dope. I was hard up for that but it never saw the light of day. Damn shame.

marooko
09-14-2007, 02:12 PM
why arent you gone yet?

marooko
09-14-2007, 02:12 PM
go scratch and be cold

RotationSlimWang
09-14-2007, 02:13 PM
TLGM left. Other than that, I don't know what you're referring to.

marooko
09-14-2007, 02:15 PM
Alright, so here's the deal: I'm going to abandon posting on this board because of a variety of reasons.

well......?

RotationSlimWang
09-14-2007, 02:17 PM
Do you see him anywhere?

Welcome to a conversation that's going nowhere, Marooko.

marooko
09-14-2007, 02:18 PM
it didnt even click that it was YOUR alias. they read the same to me. boring.

Alchemy
09-14-2007, 02:27 PM
Ironic.

amyzzz
09-14-2007, 02:43 PM
Ironic.
agreed.

RotationSlimWang
09-14-2007, 02:45 PM
I'm almost positive you're both in agreement about something that isn't actually ironic.

Yablonowitz
09-14-2007, 03:26 PM
I'm not sure what's being batted around inside Marooko's strange little cerebral unit.

marooko
09-14-2007, 03:36 PM
I'm almost positive you're both in agreement about something that isn't actually ironic.

RSW and TLGM, called you both stupid for me. thanks last great wang.

Yablonowitz
09-14-2007, 03:37 PM
You wacky crazy marooko. Wacky wackity wack.

RotationSlimWang
09-14-2007, 03:40 PM
RSW and TLGM, called you both stupid for me.

Yabs, is this remotely intelligible to you? I don't know what's going on here.

marooko
09-14-2007, 03:41 PM
wacky wackity wack wack.

.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............................

im done for the day. i hate you LGM.

RotationSlimWang
09-14-2007, 03:45 PM
That was a remarkable demonstration of an explanation of irony that is not remotely ironic, first and foremost because discerning what the literal meaning of your words is supposed to be is fucking impossible.

Does that qualify as irony?

amyzzz
09-14-2007, 04:15 PM
That wasn't what I saw as ironic.

RotationSlimWang
09-14-2007, 04:16 PM
Well then how about you volunteer what you saw as ironic that almost certainly isn't?

amyzzz
09-14-2007, 04:18 PM
Because I'm sick of you assholes doubting my definition of irony.

RotationSlimWang
09-14-2007, 04:19 PM
Ah, go get beat by your husband some more.

amyzzz
09-14-2007, 04:21 PM
I wish.

RotationSlimWang
09-14-2007, 04:22 PM
We all do.

Wheres the beef?
09-14-2007, 06:03 PM
Speak for yourself.

RotationSlimWang
09-14-2007, 06:07 PM
You don't wish Amy was getting beat by her husband?

Welcome to the minority.

Also Amy, you're mispronouncing "irony."

Alchemy
09-14-2007, 07:26 PM
why arent you gone yet?

This is what I meant as ironic.

Edit: No offense, Marooko. You shy in the annoying cloud known as fickle cycle.

RotationSlimWang
09-14-2007, 07:28 PM
This is what I meant as ironic.

Would you care to explain what you find ironic about it? This is where one of us is getting confused--either me about what the hell you're seeing or, more likely, you about the concept of irony.

Alchemy
09-14-2007, 07:32 PM
Would you care to explain what you find ironic about it? This is where one of us is getting confused--either me about what the hell you're seeing or, more likely, you about the concept of irony.

It's ironic that Marooko is telling somebody to go away, when people aren't exactly a fan of Marooko himself. You see the irony? I didn't say it was amazing irony. Mainly just a hit at Marooko's posting and posting.