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C DUB YA
01-23-2007, 12:44 PM
(this is making the rounds) I include it on my blog link in case the http is broken. Pretty funny, TOTO! HANSON! AKON!

www.myspace.com/carywhitt

(first blog entry)

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j32/carywhitt/25806.jpg

You can also see it on Pitchfork, if you can bare with the other snide remarks.

JelloPuddingChat
01-23-2007, 12:46 PM
I'm not so sure the spin doctors could headline

Tylerdurden31
01-23-2007, 12:46 PM
I dont find Filter on there to be funny

ficklecycle
01-23-2007, 12:46 PM
Oh snaps, Kid N' Play?!?

a_fool_from_edinburgh
01-23-2007, 12:58 PM
LOL at Celine Dion and Paris Hilton, and Hanson for that matter and Avril and most of them.
I am a bit of a Proclaimers fan though... think its cos I stay close to Leith

ficklecycle
01-23-2007, 12:58 PM
Michael Bolton?!

TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITH YOU!?

bartelby
01-23-2007, 01:01 PM
hootie should be headlining day 2...

suprefan
01-23-2007, 01:06 PM
Where is Creed?

I_am_138
01-23-2007, 01:08 PM
That is pretty damn funny! LOL!
I think some little pop addict with his hipster girlfriend came up with this lineup.

M Sparks
01-23-2007, 01:15 PM
Yeah, it's funny, but there are a few things that aren't absurd enough. If there had been a Coachella '90, Jesus Jones would have been there. (In fact, I saw them at a festival that year...they were the pre-headliner one night and they hadn't even hit in the US yet.) I think Midnight Oil could pull a crowd even today. Seal, too.

And The Three Tenors "in the tent" would be bad-ass.

For some reason, the funniest one to me is Roxette. I don't even remember their song, but I can picture the cover. I used to manage a chain record store, and we had a crapload of them used that we could never get rid of.

lust-e
01-23-2007, 01:18 PM
Sunday looks great...Marky Mark, Manson, and Jesus Jones.

Boourns
01-23-2007, 01:41 PM
Laura Branigan?? YES! How much money did Goldenvoice spend to get her to come back to life?

I sure hope Snow and Marky Mark don't conflict.

luckyface
01-23-2007, 01:53 PM
I'd see some of the artists on the list.

adctvprsnlty
01-23-2007, 02:00 PM
That should read "Academy Award Nominee Marky Mark" & the Funky Bunch.

shotglass75
01-23-2007, 02:01 PM
I like Lit ya bastards!!!!

sliiiiip
01-23-2007, 02:03 PM
That show kicks ass!!! When is it happening?

maddjester
01-23-2007, 02:19 PM
you know.... there are some acts on there i would really see....
but is it possible we could drop paula abdul and just watch scat cat...???

darthlaker
01-23-2007, 03:26 PM
they forgot shakira, tierra, el chicano, and war ..bitch !!!

ttboy80
01-23-2007, 03:29 PM
I hope they add Boyz II men

sddoctor
01-23-2007, 03:32 PM
Now, to complete the evolution of posting line-ups...someone has to complain about why 'their favorite bands' weren't on the bill....and why "so and so" wasn't asked to reunite.

C DUB YA
01-23-2007, 03:47 PM
I'm pissed that Mike and the Mechanics aren't showing up.

Also, how could Goldenvoice tease us with the password breakingstride, and not give us Matthew Wilder?!?

C DUB YA
01-23-2007, 03:50 PM
FYI - I have seen that douche from Crazytown at Coachella a few times now - um he was on the stage for the Chili Peppers last time, so I guess we'll be graced with his matching star tatoos again.

tessalasset
01-23-2007, 03:53 PM
hanson should not be that far down, dammit.

and i feel like someone on this board actually likes crazytown...but i cant put my finger on it....

hmmmm.....

who was that....

neverclever
01-23-2007, 04:03 PM
WHERE IS TACO!!!!!?!!!!?!!!!

Oh man... Taco.

McFearless
01-23-2007, 04:11 PM
Eh, most of those bands are already a joke. It would have been funny if you hade put some more recent acts on there. Like Stone Sour and Hinder and uhh, some other ones.

I actually think the Fray is pretty decent. Robbie Williams? Hes pretty legit in my book. As is en vogue. Yeah, its pop but def not bad.

woogie846
01-23-2007, 04:13 PM
Where the hell is The Click Five??

brenda
01-23-2007, 04:31 PM
maroon 5 isnt bad
but the rest
thats not even funny..?!
id cry

KenMixtape
01-23-2007, 04:33 PM
Every year I ask for Huey Lewis and it never happens, f_ck that, not worth it

disgustipated
01-23-2007, 04:39 PM
Finally GV heard my plead for Snow!


Informer.... alicky boom boom now!

woogie846
01-23-2007, 05:25 PM
maroon 5 isnt bad
but the rest
thats not even funny..?!
id cry

Yes they are.

MrAmeche
01-23-2007, 05:31 PM
Midnight Oil? What's that about? And Laura Branigan is dead, last I heard.

rampaige
01-23-2007, 05:31 PM
Aww man, no skee-lo? :nono

"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller..."

TomAz
01-23-2007, 05:31 PM
I'd see some of the artists on the list.

I'd pay $$$ to see Midnight Oil. and i'd probably check out the Proclaimers and Fine Young Canibals if they opened.

PunkHawk
01-23-2007, 05:39 PM
I'm not sure if SmashMouth could make it, they'd have to cancel a show at a Six Flags amusement park in New Jersey. But as much as SmashMouth sucks... Astro Lounge is still one of the greatest albums on my list.

C DUB YA
01-23-2007, 05:48 PM
SHHHHH

keep that as your inside voice

Alchemy
01-23-2007, 05:51 PM
Hanson should defintaly be higher than that. Like, headliner of Sahara higher.

Roberta
01-24-2007, 01:07 AM
Ha!

Add MC Hammer and Duran Duran and surely all the 3 day passes will sell out in one day.

musicfan66
01-24-2007, 01:39 AM
I saw Midnight Oil back in 1993 I think, probably in my top 10 live shows I've seen (and I've seen quite a few). Better than many of the bands I've seen in the last 5-10 years. I also would take Filter and Crash Test Dummies off that list, as well as the Fine Young Cannibals.

Carlo Von Sexron
01-24-2007, 01:42 AM
Didn't these fake posters stop being funny about 2 years ago? That's like using a McGyver making bombs out of toothpicks joke and thinking it's still funny.

NoGwenPlease
01-24-2007, 08:06 AM
Sunday looks great...Marky Mark, Manson, and Jesus Jones.
co-sign

sighlent
01-24-2007, 08:46 AM
Nickelback is supposed to be a surprise addition.

smokealotapotamus
01-24-2007, 10:44 AM
To be honest... I could get down with some afroman.