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MotorAve
01-24-2013, 10:29 PM
Now you all lick my hairy balls.

Especially you, Mr. Hand.

MotorAve
01-24-2013, 10:30 PM
I was right about RHCP.

And when Muse added dates and I went back to my second source, he was right about blur and Phoenix.

Neighborhood Creep
01-24-2013, 10:30 PM
tard

MotorAve
01-24-2013, 10:32 PM
You can line up behind Mr. Hand, Neighborhood Creep.

MotorAve
01-24-2013, 10:32 PM
"fake source"

nathanfairchild
01-24-2013, 10:32 PM
you were wrong about everything but rhcp. you were never the first to announce anything. go fuck yourself.

MotorAve
01-24-2013, 10:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2F4VcBmeo

microcuts
01-24-2013, 10:37 PM
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Neighborhood Creep
01-24-2013, 10:37 PM
lol

MotorAve
01-24-2013, 10:40 PM
What about THE KILLERS?

Don't know. Maybe they were a backup. Maybe they were dropped. Maybe they were bullshit. But the source who gave me RHCP/Muse/Killers, in addition to a previous source who gave me RHCP alone, later said blur and Phoenix. I got sources on all 3. No one else here did. Monk didn't. I did.

Lick my hairy balls.

MotorAve
01-24-2013, 10:40 PM
What about THE KILLERS?

Don't know. Maybe they were a backup. Maybe they were dropped. Maybe they were bullshit. But the source who gave me RHCP/Muse/Killers, in addition to a previous source who gave me RHCP alone, later said blur and Phoenix. I got sources on all 3. No one else here did. Monk didn't. I did.

Lick my hairy balls.

Neighborhood Creep
01-24-2013, 10:43 PM
1/3 = What now, bitches?

nathanfairchild
01-24-2013, 10:44 PM
http://www.themistermen.co.uk/images/MrWrong.jpg

nathanfairchild
01-24-2013, 10:44 PM
what about when the rolling stones rumor seemed real and your "source" told you they were playing?

nathanfairchild
01-24-2013, 10:44 PM
oh, and fuck you.

MotorAve
01-24-2013, 10:45 PM
Oh, and what now?

Now we all go MOTORAVING...

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MotorAve
01-24-2013, 10:46 PM
what about when the rolling stones rumor seemed real and your "source" told you they were playing?

After Muse was obviously out, my source told me the Killers were too, blur and Phoenix were in, and they were trying to get the Stones.

bobchella
01-24-2013, 10:46 PM
MUH KILLERS

MUH MUSE

MotorAve
01-24-2013, 10:52 PM
http://thinkorthwim.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/verizon.jpg

microcuts
01-24-2013, 10:53 PM
You need to shave your hairy balls.

Boourns
01-24-2013, 10:56 PM
Your wife left you because you only have one ball.

MotorAve
01-24-2013, 11:03 PM
I can see quite a line forming here

MotorAve
01-24-2013, 11:14 PM
The absence of big EDM names on this lineup I think is a strong indication that prospects are good for a GV EDM festival this Fall.

obzen
01-24-2013, 11:38 PM
Moto Rave, you some ol funny ass shit, fuckin' around and pullin' Red Hot Chili Peppers out yo ass.

AnthonyMBeck
01-24-2013, 11:41 PM
praise be to you

MotorAve
01-24-2013, 11:54 PM
Check the first prediction I made in my first post on this board 3 months ago. Red Hot Motherfucking Chili Peppers.

The rest of that first post included blur, Stone Roses, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Sigur Ros, Hot Chip, Grizzly Bear, Passion Pit, Band of Horses, Franz Ferdinand, Local Natives, Simian Mobile Disco, Of Monsters and Men, Hardwell, Divine Fits, and Father John Misty. About half of those were good guesses or info already confirmed on the board. The other half were things I was told, some of which I did not include in the post. Most of the ones I got wrong were guesses. Perhaps the few I was told that later turned out to be wrong were also wrong at the time, but I believe some of them, like Fiona Apple, actually did pull out.

MotorAve
01-24-2013, 11:55 PM
I was also told Phoenix at that time, but didn't believe their record would be ready. That turned out to be true of a number of other artists I didn't include on the list.

nathanfairchild
01-25-2013, 12:04 AM
Check the first prediction I made in my first post on this board 3 months ago. Red Hot Motherfucking Chili Peppers.

The rest of that first post included blur, Stone Roses, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Sigur Ros, Hot Chip, Grizzly Bear, Passion Pit, Band of Horses, Franz Ferdinand, Local Natives, Simian Mobile Disco, Of Monsters and Men, Hardwell, Divine Fits, and Father John Misty. About half of those were good guesses or info already confirmed on the board. The other half were things I was told, some of which I did not include in the post. Most of the ones I got wrong were guesses. Perhaps the few I was told that later turned out to be wrong were also wrong at the time, but I believe some of them, like Fiona Apple, actually did pull out.

You do know that menik wrote a year ago that he was told the chili peppers would headline in 2013. You weren't the first. You lose. Kill yourself. Fuck off. Die.

weeklymix
01-25-2013, 12:13 AM
Sorry your parents neglected you, MotorAve.

MotorAve
01-25-2013, 12:30 AM
You do know that menik wrote a year ago that he was told the chili peppers would headline in 2013. You weren't the first. You lose. Kill yourself. Fuck off. Die.

You do know I was told the same over a year ago, months before joining this board?

None of these things will be happening. You will, however, be licking my hairy balls.

mrhand
01-25-2013, 12:35 AM
Look at this fucking comedy show.

You insisted Muse was a headliner lock for months. Contracts signed, in the bank. Everyone else laughed and you mocked them because you said your sources were gold. You magically realized Muse wasn't in the lineup only AFTER tour dates made it impossible. Behind the public information.

You insisted The Killers were a headliner lock for months. Contracts signed, in the bank. Everyone else laughed and you mocked them because your sources were gold. You magically realized The Killers weren't in the lineup AFTER Muse fell apart and the Stones rumors started. Behind the public information.

You claimed the Rolling Stones were a "game-changer" AFTER weeks and weeks of published rumors about them and the app glitch, when everyone else had already jumped on them. Did you or your"source" get the information that they weren't in fact headlining before it became public? Nope. You once again were just chasing the public information and changing your position as the reports changed.

RHCP - Rumors about them headlining were all over the board long before you showed up, with a few people saying they specifically heard from sources that they were headlining. Few people laughed at this guess of yours because it was always reasonable and possible and had already been put forth by others claiming sources.

The information that would have actually had you ahead of the curve (Muse and Killers) was DEAD FUCKING WRONG and you stuck with it until the public information made it painfully obvious that it was never even in play in the first place.

You get half a credit for RHCP, since you not only were behind other boardies who claimed the same thing before you did, but you bailed on that pick late in the game to go jump on new horses that everyone and their fucking mom had been guessing for months in blur and Phoenix.

If you want to claim to have exclusive information from inside sources, you get credit when you present it ahead of the curve, prior to public information emerging. The only info you presented that fits that criteria was laughably wrong, and you stood behind it all the way until you absolutely couldn't any more. When your fake sources fell apart, you then simply took the hot public info at the time and made more guesses to shotgun and hope you hit something.

Go chase your own cock around the curve you're constantly behind and shove it up your "game-changing" ass.

MotorAve
01-25-2013, 12:36 AM
Ah, Mr. Hand, so many angry words for someone with my hairy balls in their mouth.

weeklymix
01-25-2013, 12:47 AM
No big EDM names?

Richie Hawtin, Benny Benassi, Bassnectar, Dog Blood (Skrillex & Boys Noize), Infected Mushroom, Simian Mobile Disco, Knife Party, Moby, Bingo Players, Birdy Nam Nam, Dirtyphonics.

That's from memory. You're retarded.

cooperb1
01-25-2013, 12:47 AM
:troll:troll:troll:troll:troll

weeklymix
01-25-2013, 12:50 AM
Who the fuck else is going to eat these zoo pellets of questionable nutrition?

MotorAve
01-25-2013, 12:50 AM
Nathan, let's look at your lineup prediction, shall we? Since everyone already knew RHCP were playing, surely you included them in your pool lineup?

Wait, what's this?

Nathanfairchild
Tue, Oct 16, 2012 at 10:37 AM
1. Black Sabbath
2. Daft Punk
3. Mumford & Sons
4. Perfect Circle
5. Bat For Lashes
6. Beach House
7. Bloc Party
8. Blur
9. Cloud Nothings
10. Deadmau5
11. Death Grips
12. Die Antwoord
13. Fiona Apple
14. Grimes
15. Grizzly Bear
16. Hot Chip
17. How To Destroy Angels
18. Japandroids
19. Purity Ring
20. Queens of the Stone Age
21. Richie Hawtin
22. Sigur Rós
23. Skrillex
24. Tycho
25. Zola Jesus

What can explain this aberration?

And since menik heard RHCP a year ago, surely he/she must be more clued in than me with my "fake sources," right?

Menikmati
Sun, Oct 21, 2012 at 7:42 PM
1. Daft Punk
2. Mumford and Sons
3. Red Hot Chili Peppers
4. Alabama Shakes
5. Amanda Palmer
6. Black Dice
7. Blur
8. Dead Can Dance
9. Electric Guest
10. El-P
11. Fionna Apple
12. Geographer
13. Gold Panda
14. Grandaddy
15. Grimes
16. Grizzly Bear
17. Purity Ring
18. Sigur Ros
19. Simian Mobile Disco
20. Tanlines
21. The Stone Roses
22. Tycho
23. Underworld
24. Wild Nothing
25. Yeah Yeah Yeahs

I mean, on top of RHCP, that's a big 12 correct calls out of 24.

But look who got 15...

1. Red Hot Chili Peppers
2. Muse
3. The Killers
4. Fiona Apple
5. Band of Horses
6. Blur
7. Divine Fits
8. Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes
9. Father John Misty
10. Franz Ferdinand
11. Grizzly Bear
12. Hardwell
13. Hot Chip
14. Local Natives
15. Mumford and Sons
16. Of Monsters and Men
17. Passion Pit
18. Polyphonic Spree
19. Queens of the Stone Age
20. Sigur Ros
21. Simian Mobile Disco
22. The Stone Roses
23. Tomahawk
24. Walk the Moon
25. Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Mr. Hand, of course, is above such petty frivolity. If he were to submit a lineup prediction, someone might be able to point out all the things he doesn't know. That would be quite shameful.

suprefan
01-25-2013, 01:48 AM
Travelfan was referring to Lou Reed with his whole 'this person from the 80's was in a band and it well know''. Yeah, shouldve said the 60's.

menikmati
01-25-2013, 10:09 PM
And since menik heard RHCP a year ago, surely he/she must be more clued in than me with my "fake sources," right?

I promise I know way more than you, I just don't do go spitting everything out on the board in hopes of increasing the size of my e-dick.

canexplain
01-25-2013, 10:15 PM
I promise I know way more than you, I just don't do go spitting everything out on the board in hopes of increasing the size of my e-dick.

That's funny cr****

Drewski27
01-25-2013, 10:20 PM
Moto Ravers predictions:Still, and will always, be irrelevant.

gswhooper
01-25-2013, 10:34 PM
cr****

What?

nathanfairchild
01-25-2013, 10:37 PM
what're you new?

MotorAve
01-26-2013, 01:37 AM
I promise I know way more than you, I just don't do go spitting everything out on the board in hopes of increasing the size of my e-dick.

Perhaps. I still beat you in the lineup pool.

gary312
01-26-2013, 04:37 AM
Now you all lick my hairy balls.

Especially you, Mr. Hand.

HAHA MotorAve your a dick.

RHCP had already said about touring upto/including April and their manager released a statement saying while it came down to the wire, it's been months of talking.

Blur - Another website had said are they lineup up to headline?

People knew The Stone Roses would be there anyway and The Rolling Stone were most likely wanted to head above Pheonix but didn't happen.

So yeah, you know shit

MotorAve
01-27-2013, 01:26 PM
Yes, I know shit that you don't.

RHCP was booked over a year ago. Don't believe me? Ask menik, a moderator on this board.

Also, it's "you're," and "Phoenix," and please don't ask me to parse "are they lineup up to headline?" Thought you spoke the King's English.

BROKENDOLL
01-27-2013, 01:54 PM
Now you all lick my hairy balls.

Especially you, Mr. Hand.
You narrate when you masturbate?
How long does it take you to floss afterwards?

fibes
01-27-2013, 02:08 PM
I still don't understand any off this, do you even go to coachella motoRave? Why do you care so much? i just lurk here once in awhile because i go to this festival so i want information on it. what is in it for you? You seem to be some guy who guessed a headliner, had some good data on two others that didn't pan out. It's all good dude move on. Who are you going to see this year?

BROKENDOLL
01-27-2013, 02:53 PM
you were wrong about everything but rhcp. you were never the first to announce anything. go fuck yourself.
Would somebody please explain why being the first to know any info on the lineup makes you anymore special than say, the next know it all?


You need to shave your hairy balls.
Like we need anymore proof that this guy is a bigger dick than we're giving him credit for...