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Marlon Brando
01-18-2013, 08:22 PM
Why the fuck would any of you cocksuckers want to see a bunch of ex-heroin addict geriatric wankers get up on stage and take a super sized senior citizen liquid shit on the Coachella fields? You want to see Mick up there trusting his 69 year old penis? Does your girlfriend want to suck Keith's furrowed old herpes spewing wang? I bet a lot of you perverts get off on elderly porn don't you? You like watching grandma ride cowgirl don't you ya pedophiles?

Mick can't sing anymore you asshole Magellans. His current vocals sound like Chewbacca getting violently ass rapped by a giant raging purple homosexual stegosaurus. I would never go to a Rolling Stones gig unless some NASA scientist invented a goddamn time machine to take my ass back to 1978. You can't enjoy a modern Stones gig unless you're TRIPPING BALLS on some hallucinogens. Not California hallucinogens, that's pussy shit. I'm talking the strong man shit that you get from guys who live in cabins in like fucking Vermont with fucking ZZ Top beards. I'm talking shit that makes you see Jerry Garcia riding fire breathing dragons with Riders in the Storm playing in the background. I'm talking about acid trips most of you soft faggots couldn't handle. You can't call your mommy and daddy once Jerry starts riding a big green dragon. I'm not talking pussy Harry Potter dragons, I'm talking big bad Leroy Brown motherfuckers that would scare the living shit out of Mike Tyson. You don't wanna fuck with those dragons.

I'm glad these old clowns aren't at Coachella! Fuck you Mick! Go eat out some grandma in assisted living Keith! FUCK THE ROLLING STONES!!!!

LickTheLizzard
01-18-2013, 08:28 PM
tl;dr

krk67
01-18-2013, 08:30 PM
Diatribe on an old band and it not being the 70s, yet OP named himself Marlon Brando. Inter-esting.

Neighborhood Creep
01-18-2013, 08:30 PM
ZZ Top confirmed

kuuguy
01-18-2013, 08:34 PM
Rolling Bones?

GuyInTucson
01-18-2013, 08:39 PM
Everything the OP stated is 100 percent factual

Marlon Brando
01-18-2013, 08:46 PM
Everything the OP stated is 100 percent factual

You're goddamn right it is. The Godfather would never lie to you.

nick5745
01-18-2013, 08:46 PM
http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?59604-Maroon-5-is-the-Saturday-Night-Headliner

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?59606-Fuck-you-Goldenvoice-for-never-booking-Incubus

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?50764-Great-New-video-Site-For-Up-and-Coming-Indie-Artists

What do these threads have in common? Two things: they were started by the OP, and they're awful

Jman4321
01-18-2013, 09:13 PM
Thread of the year.

canexplain
01-18-2013, 09:27 PM
Yea I agree. Fuck Bowie, Lou Reed, Neil Young, Clapton, Jimmy Page, those old fuckers just don't hold a candle to the young guns ....cr****

wstsidela
01-18-2013, 09:42 PM
Incubus? :lool

Twattycakes
01-18-2013, 10:07 PM
tl;dr

Yup. Also what I said about his other posts.:troll

Marlon Brando
01-18-2013, 10:13 PM
Yup. Also what I said about his other posts.:troll

The Oilers really need to get their shit together this year. How many times do those fuckers have to be given the first overall pick before they field a decent team?

anonimouse
01-18-2013, 10:33 PM
what's wrong with sucking dick? :confused:

nathanfairchild
01-18-2013, 11:35 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/t5jgk2.gif

T-REV
01-18-2013, 11:57 PM
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/the-rolling-stones-are-not-playing-coachella-20130118

WhatLies
01-19-2013, 12:34 AM
i lol'd

Twattycakes
01-19-2013, 01:06 AM
The Oilers really need to get their shit together this year. How many times do those fuckers have to be given the first overall pick before they field a decent team?

l7u9hP4r1S8

Relic
01-19-2013, 08:12 AM
You want to see Mick up there trusting his 69 year old penis?

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/930/402011_237306693027522_113428172082042_500401_1381 0525_n.jpg

ENluv12
01-19-2013, 08:17 AM
The Mule>Marlon Brando

Hell just froze.

gaypalmsprings
01-19-2013, 08:24 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yOjwHXzqRGg/Tp7Va1btoTI/AAAAAAAACHI/4zG_QQmZpWM/s1600/Bite-The-Pillow.jpg

microcuts
01-19-2013, 09:42 AM
what's wrong with sucking dick? :confused:

Not a damn thing. Unless you're 69 years old, apparently.

Boourns
01-19-2013, 10:00 AM
Incubus? :lool

Incubus is how you know to never take someone seriously in any imaginable way.

SlowMotionApocalypse
01-19-2013, 10:05 AM
Why the fuck would any of you cocksuckers want to see a bunch of ex-heroin addict geriatric wankers get up on stage and take a super sized senior citizen liquid shit on the Coachella fields? You want to see Mick up there trusting his 69 year old penis? Does your girlfriend want to suck Keith's furrowed old herpes spewing wang? I bet a lot of you perverts get off on elderly porn don't you?

I am a big fan of Old And Young Lesbians

TomAz
01-19-2013, 10:25 AM
Nina Hartley FTW

Marlon Brando
01-19-2013, 10:53 AM
I am a big fan of Old And Young Lesbians

Old Lesbians? You have a thing for extremely saggy tits and extremely wrinkly and loose vag? If that's your thing dude you keep on jerking off to metamucil and catheter commercials. Whatever gets you off man, go with it.

TomAz
01-19-2013, 10:56 AM
Why do you care what he jacks off to?

SlowMotionApocalypse
01-19-2013, 10:58 AM
Old Lesbians? You have a thing for extremely saggy tits and extremely wrinkly and loose vag? If that's your thing dude you keep on jerking off to metamucil and catheter commercials. Whatever gets you off man, go with it.

Actually I like watching the young girl grimace as she sticks her tongue in her roid rippled asshole.

heart cooks brain
01-19-2013, 11:00 AM
I bet a lot of you perverts get off on elderly porn don't you? You like watching grandma ride cowgirl don't you ya pedophiles?!

holy shit.

chbludevil
01-19-2013, 11:14 AM
Granny Anal Cream Pie FTW

Twattycakes
01-19-2013, 11:14 AM
They have commercials for catheters?

heart cooks brain
01-19-2013, 11:15 AM
FREE DVDA

blueduck
01-19-2013, 02:50 PM
Grandmas love taking young cock. That's why I work part time and Lesuire World.

SlowMotionApocalypse
01-19-2013, 03:16 PM
Grandmas love taking young cock. That's why I work part time and Lesuire World.

Dude, hook me up.

Smasher
01-19-2013, 07:34 PM
The Oilers really need to get their shit together this year. How many times do those fuckers have to be given the first overall pick before they field a decent team?

HA!

blueduck
01-20-2013, 09:55 AM
Dude, hook me up.

You have to come in and fill out a saftey form and complete 5 hours volunteer time. After you complete that you can get placed on a wish list ;) a wish list is a list of things a senior wants to do before they die and if sex is one of those things they call you.

Lesuire World
1900 Saint Andrews Dr
Seal Beach, CA 90740
(562) 431-6586


ask for Ruthie and the wish list program.

SepaGroove
01-20-2013, 10:03 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yOjwHXzqRGg/Tp7Va1btoTI/AAAAAAAACHI/4zG_QQmZpWM/s1600/Bite-The-Pillow.jpg

Wow.

I love it.

cuauhtemoc723
01-20-2013, 10:44 AM
what does "tl;dr" mean?

Twattycakes
01-20-2013, 11:46 AM
what does "tl;dr" mean?

too long; didn't read

cuauhtemoc723
01-20-2013, 01:10 PM
gracias.

Marlon Brando
10-23-2013, 10:37 PM
como estas bitches

Miroir Noir
10-23-2013, 10:45 PM
Go fuck yourself

Marlon Brando
10-23-2013, 10:48 PM
Go fuck yourself

Watch your language young man. I don't think the prophet Warren Jeffs would appreciate that type of talk from a non-prophets

Marlon Brando
03-28-2014, 02:35 PM
These old dildos would have been better than OutKast. :)

birdiearch
03-28-2014, 03:15 PM
Ugh. Not this again.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-28-2014, 05:46 PM
Put em on the glass

heart cooks brain
03-28-2014, 06:04 PM
i agreed with this thread last year.

now it sucks labia.