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Marlon Brando
01-09-2013, 07:02 PM
Fuck all of these flash in a pan queers you guys book every year. Why the fuck hasn't one of the biggest and most badass alternative rock bands from So-Cal ever been booked at your shittyass festival? Stop the hipster cockfest you guys throw each year and show some goddamn respect to musicians that have had a prolonged career of asskickery like Incubus. I don't want to see David Bowie or that faggottt from the Cure up on stage singing about how they're sad little pussies or to see those two french douches from Daft Punk wearing their little space helmets pressing play on their laptops so a bunch of imbecilic tools from silverlake on ecstacy can dance like short bus riding kindergarteners. Incubus has been rocking hard and plowing groupies for over two decades. They were blowing minds before your daddy busted a nut and birthed your conformist hipsterdom cranium. It's a fucking farce that Incubus has never been booked at Coachella. Suck a dick Goldenvoice. FUCK YOU GOLDENVOICE!!!!! BOOK INCUBUS!

TimC11
01-09-2013, 07:06 PM
8732

kronz420
01-09-2013, 07:08 PM
You try too hard

Eddie S.
01-09-2013, 07:14 PM
Fuck all of these flash in a pan queers you guys book every year. Why the fuck hasn't one of the biggest and most badass alternative rock bands from So-Cal ever been booked at your shittyass festival? Stop the hipster cockfest you guys throw each year and show some goddamn respect to musicians that have had a prolonged career of asskickery like Incubus. I don't want to see David Bowie or that faggottt from the Cure up on stage singing about how they're sad little pussies or to see those two french douches from Daft Punk wearing their little space helmets pressing play on their laptops so a bunch of imbecilic tools from silverlake on ecstacy can dance like short bus riding kindergarteners. Incubus has been rocking hard and plowing groupies for over two decades. They were blowing minds before your daddy busted a nut and birthed your conformist hipsterdom cranium. It's a fucking farce that Incubus has never been booked at Coachella. Suck a dick Goldenvoice. FUCK YOU GOLDENVOICE!!!!! BOOK INCUBUS!



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Sensuality
01-09-2013, 07:22 PM
Whhhoooaoooaaaa WWHOOOOOAAAAA I'm still aliiiiiiiive, yeeeeerreeeerrraaaaauuuuggghhhh

Marlon Brando
01-09-2013, 07:55 PM
Whhhoooaoooaaaa WWHOOOOOAAAAA I'm still aliiiiiiiive, yeeeeerreeeerrraaaaauuuuggghhhh

That you Eddie?

SepaGroove
01-09-2013, 08:03 PM
Go to Smokeout bro.

arsgunner
01-09-2013, 08:41 PM
go to wango tango

Cheddar's Cousin
01-09-2013, 08:44 PM
I think what you meant to say was "Thank you"...

Drewski27
01-09-2013, 08:56 PM
Well, go tell Incubus to be relavent again.

GuyInTucson
01-09-2013, 09:04 PM
I bet this asshole likes trash like Silverchair and 311 too. Go fuck yourself Marlon Brando you pea-brained shitface.

loopy
01-09-2013, 09:42 PM
What are his other 24 posts about?

cuauhtemoc723
01-09-2013, 10:49 PM
to play devil's-subject's advocate, incubus is not an awful band. granted, they are not who they were in the 90's, but they're cool guys. it's not their fault they have shitty fans like him (see also rage against the machine).
their album s.c.i.e.n.c.e. is great, but they watered down their sound for whatever reason.
i liked them (saw them free at the roxy because i pre-purchased "make yourself." haven't seen them in years because of my aforementioned reason. still, i'd miss them and catch a closing act at one of the tents.
I bet this asshole likes trash like Silverchair and 311 too. Go fuck yourself Marlon Brando you pea-brained shitface.
silverchair isn't shit. just because you don't care for them does not mean that they inherently suck.

What are his other 24 posts about?
i was just think the same thing...

IRSCOTT
01-10-2013, 12:24 AM
pardon me while I burst in too... laughter.

Loves to Spooge
01-10-2013, 12:42 AM
I bet this asshole likes trash like Silverchair and 311 too.

311 is the shit dude. You obviously don't know whats up. So is Incubus and Silverchair. But 311 is fucking amazing. So amazing in fact that they have legions of devoted fans that will see them every year, even when there isn't a new album to support. They've toured ampitheaters every summer for the last 10 years. They have their own holiday (311 day), their own festival (pow-wow festival) AND their own caribbean cruise (which I'll be on a month before Coachella). How many bands do you know that have even one of those? Nobody does it like 311...

Boourns
01-10-2013, 01:10 AM
Nothing beats chillaxin at the frat house with a warm natty ice and some rockin Incubus tunes, eh?

omerta
01-10-2013, 03:44 AM
Whatever Goldenvoice brings, I'll be there with open arms and open eyes, yeah.

Baby Sandwich
01-10-2013, 06:47 AM
They have their own holiday (311 day), their own festival (pow-wow festival) AND their own caribbean cruise (which I'll be on a month before Coachella). How many bands do you know that have even one of those?

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002566797/3121557120_ff_icp2_f_xlarge.jpeg

TomAz
01-10-2013, 07:18 AM
those two french douches from Daft Punk wearing their little space helmets pressing play on their laptops so a bunch of imbecilic tools from silverlake on ecstacy can dance like short bus riding kindergarteners

The rest of the post is dumb as fuck, but that there is some serious quality work. Well done, Marlon.

Cheddar's Cousin
01-10-2013, 07:23 AM
to play devil's-subject's advocate, incubus is not an awful band.

I think what you meant to say was, "incubus is an awful band".


Whatever Goldenvoice brings, I'll be there with open arms and open eyes, yeah.

I think what you meant to say was, "Whatever Goldenvoice brings, I'll be there with arms wide open."

davrone
01-10-2013, 09:01 AM
They should also book Creed. And Linkin Park. Crapchella 2014! Make it happen, Goldevoice!

kneuller
01-10-2013, 09:10 AM
[QUOTE=Marlon Brando;2613394] Incubus has been rocking hard and plowing groupies for over two decades.QUOTE]

You've addressed the only 3 criteria required to appear in the "classic 90s" spot. Incubus is a done deal.

Kush x OJ
01-10-2013, 02:39 PM
Only if they played this live.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXMR3vTV8bQ

It's funny when these twats think that because bands have songs on the radio thats what all their music sounds like.

cuauhtemoc723
01-10-2013, 04:49 PM
[QUOTE=Cheddar's Cousin;2613817]I think what you meant to say was, "incubus is an awful band".]
nope, i think i wrote it as best as i could've written it.

omerta
01-10-2013, 05:31 PM
I think what you meant to say was, "Whatever Goldenvoice brings, I'll be there with arms wide open."

Actually I was quoting an Incubus song called "Drive" which you might not know.
I know the lyrics although I don't like the band. Not so popular over there?


They should also book Creed. And Linkin Park. Crapchella 2014! Make it happen, Goldevoice!

Don't forget Nickleback!

anonimouse
01-10-2013, 06:10 PM
i think the only reason incubus has done so well is because their singer is a dreamboat and they came up during the worst period in musical history in about the last 200 years. imo they're just heavy adult contemporary. i'd rather see a scott joplin impersonator headline

high5sareawesome
01-10-2013, 06:18 PM
Fuck all of these flash in a pan queers you guys book every year. Why the fuck hasn't one of the biggest and most badass alternative rock bands from So-Cal ever been booked at your shittyass festival? Stop the hipster cockfest you guys throw each year and show some goddamn respect to musicians that have had a prolonged career of asskickery like Incubus. I don't want to see David Bowie or that faggottt from the Cure up on stage singing about how they're sad little pussies or to see those two french douches from Daft Punk wearing their little space helmets pressing play on their laptops so a bunch of imbecilic tools from silverlake on ecstacy can dance like short bus riding kindergarteners. Incubus has been rocking hard and plowing groupies for over two decades. They were blowing minds before your daddy busted a nut and birthed your conformist hipsterdom cranium. It's a fucking farce that Incubus has never been booked at Coachella. Suck a dick Goldenvoice. FUCK YOU GOLDENVOICE!!!!! BOOK INCUBUS!

This is by far the funniest post I've read here. Also, chill out bro. I'm sure you can see them somewhere in Calabasas.

bobert
01-10-2013, 06:20 PM
imo they're just heavy adult contemporary. i'd rather see a scott joplin impersonator headline

Ragtime. I could dig it.

Sensuality
01-10-2013, 10:45 PM
I think what you meant to say was, "incubus is an awful band".



I think what you meant to say was, "Whatever Goldenvoice brings, I'll be there with arms wide open."

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Twattycakes
01-11-2013, 12:18 AM
Fuck all of these flash in a pan queers you guys book every year. Why the fuck hasn't one of the biggest and most badass alternative rock bands from So-Cal ever been booked at your shittyass festival? Stop the hipster cockfest you guys throw each year and show some goddamn respect to musicians that have had a prolonged career of asskickery like Incubus. I don't want to see David Bowie or that faggottt from the Cure up on stage singing about how they're sad little pussies or to see those two french douches from Daft Punk wearing their little space helmets pressing play on their laptops so a bunch of imbecilic tools from silverlake on ecstacy can dance like short bus riding kindergarteners. Incubus has been rocking hard and plowing groupies for over two decades. They were blowing minds before your daddy busted a nut and birthed your conformist hipsterdom cranium. It's a fucking farce that Incubus has never been booked at Coachella. Suck a dick Goldenvoice. FUCK YOU GOLDENVOICE!!!!! BOOK INCUBUS!

TLDR. Judging by the name of this thread, also very fucking stupid.

Dede' Arneaux
01-11-2013, 02:48 AM
I'm in. Are you in?

DruggyFestivalGuy
01-11-2013, 05:40 AM
Right?

IamTheWalrusVPz
01-13-2013, 08:53 PM
Fuck all of these flash in a pan queers you guys book every year. Why the fuck hasn't one of the biggest and most badass alternative rock bands from So-Cal ever been booked at your shittyass festival? Stop the hipster cockfest you guys throw each year and show some goddamn respect to musicians that have had a prolonged career of asskickery like Incubus. I don't want to see David Bowie or that faggottt from the Cure up on stage singing about how they're sad little pussies or to see those two french douches from Daft Punk wearing their little space helmets pressing play on their laptops so a bunch of imbecilic tools from silverlake on ecstacy can dance like short bus riding kindergarteners. Incubus has been rocking hard and plowing groupies for over two decades. They were blowing minds before your daddy busted a nut and birthed your conformist hipsterdom cranium. It's a fucking farce that Incubus has never been booked at Coachella. Suck a dick Goldenvoice. FUCK YOU GOLDENVOICE!!!!! BOOK INCUBUS!



"Asskickery" I like it and I agree, we need Incubus

Highly Refined Pirate
01-13-2013, 09:43 PM
This thread is brill. God I needed a good laugh.

Marlon Brando
01-18-2013, 08:57 PM
Bumped for the illiterate masses

weezy f baby
01-21-2013, 04:26 PM
Run the trap!

Marlon Brando
10-23-2013, 10:35 PM
Get fucking Incubus at Coachella you cheap sacks of urine. They'd draw more than the fucking Stone Roses. Fuck those wankers. Those pussies can't draw as much as Taylor Swift! Asshorns!

Drewski27
10-23-2013, 10:37 PM
I'd gladly take taylor swift instead thanks.

Marlon Brando
10-23-2013, 10:39 PM
I'd gladly take taylor swift instead thanks.

Taylor Swift on Friday night and Incubus on Saturday would pretty much be the best Coachella ever. I wouldn't mind if they booked some shitty ass hipster pussies with like 60 people on stage that can't play their instrument on Sunday if we got those two beast on friday and saturday. Fuck the stone roses!

Drewski27
10-24-2013, 09:39 AM
fuck your wasteful posting. go do something meaningful with life you attention sucking leach.

VOLVOX17
10-28-2013, 08:25 PM
u blog bro?