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Mr. Fuzz
12-07-2012, 09:34 AM
http://www.coachella.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=8435&d=1355161537
8435

LickTheLizzard
12-07-2012, 09:35 AM
Jay Reatard is dead.

heart cooks brain
12-07-2012, 09:36 AM
lol/

nosurprises12
12-07-2012, 09:43 AM
Jay Reatard is dead.

Should have read Jay Reatard (hologram set)

Mugwog
12-07-2012, 09:44 AM
For a non daft punk lineup
Not bad
Best fake of the season "Reakwon"

BoCBoC
12-07-2012, 09:53 AM
The Avalanches and Cocteau Twins would be unbelievable.

patsfan5454
12-07-2012, 10:01 AM
Some good acts but terribly underwhelming and not very realistic

LickTheLizzard
12-07-2012, 10:01 AM
The poster has Jay Reatard playing on Saturday. He died in 2010. I doubt he will be playing Coachella this year.

*Edit - you said you didn't know what I was talking about, but then deleted your post.

bobchella
12-07-2012, 10:06 AM
BBR on the 2nd line? :puke

paulb
12-07-2012, 10:09 AM
Jesus christ that lineup would be to die for! The Knife, Eric Prydz, Fugazi, Blur, Tom Waits, Sigur Ros, The Stooges, Underworld, Boards of Canada, Cocteau Twins, and a personal BC fav Felix Cartal...


Billing is a bit messed up, but great job! Post a larger pic of it...

theklein25
12-07-2012, 10:11 AM
k this Atoms For Peace headlining trend needs to end

paulb
12-07-2012, 10:13 AM
k this Atoms For Peace headlining trend needs to end

Who cares, everyone would be watching Fugazi close the Gobi anyways

captncrzy
12-07-2012, 10:21 AM
Die in a fire

Larry Farnsworth
12-07-2012, 10:23 AM
What a poorly made fake lineup.

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12-07-2012, 10:24 AM
I will definitely be disappointed in the 2013 official line up after seeing this. Dammit, Boards of Canada FTW!

soursour
12-07-2012, 10:30 AM
What a poorly made fake lineup.

Not really.

algunz
12-07-2012, 10:33 AM
I like the colors.

paulb
12-07-2012, 10:34 AM
I really like it, Id suggest fixing the typos and changing out Jay Reatard and while you're at it....taking Cage The Elephant off the lineup.

Mr. Fuzz
12-07-2012, 10:35 AM
BBR on the 2nd line? :puke

Coachella website says, "The Bloody Beetroots have something very special planned to close out the festival."

Mr. Fuzz
12-07-2012, 10:35 AM
Die in a fire


http://youtu.be/krGDNbT4CSE

Mr. Fuzz
12-07-2012, 10:36 AM
I really like it, Id suggest fixing the typos and changing out Jay Reatard and while you're at it....taking Cage The Elephant off the lineup.

I can't get that attachment to fucking change. Can't you see the fixed embeded version?

microcuts
12-07-2012, 10:37 AM
LOL at Head and the Heart being next to dead last on that poster, when they played this year and were 3 rows up from the bottom.

SoulDischarge
12-07-2012, 10:39 AM
I can smell my eyeballs.

Mr. Fuzz
12-07-2012, 10:43 AM
LOL at Head and the Heart being next to dead last on that poster, when they played this year and were 3 rows up from the bottom.

haven't you ever heard of a downgrade...

microcuts
12-07-2012, 10:43 AM
haven't you ever heard of a downgrade...

The tent was packed and in a huge singalong for them - downgrade my ass.

IceyHotshot
12-07-2012, 10:46 AM
LOL at Head and the Heart being next to dead last on that poster, when they played this year and were 3 rows up from the bottom.

When I saw them at FYF 11 I was sure they were the latest indie flavor of the month.

How the hell they gained popularity after doing nothing new except wearing plastic neon sunglasses is beyond me.

Mr. Fuzz
12-07-2012, 10:46 AM
I can smell my eyeballs.


http://youtu.be/gPBb5sanVtA

Phunkevil
12-07-2012, 10:48 AM
Atoms For Peace headlining. Fucking LOL

Twattycakes
12-07-2012, 10:55 AM
I like the colors.

IVE BEEN ASKING FOR RED FOR YEARS!!! Come on, GV!

paulb
12-07-2012, 10:56 AM
I can't get that attachment to fucking change. Can't you see the fixed embeded version?

nope....

IceyHotshot
12-07-2012, 10:57 AM
1. Go to www.imgur.com
2. Upload original image from computer to imgur
3. Post link (w/ or w/o image tags)

Fin.

Larry Farnsworth
12-07-2012, 10:59 AM
Not really.

Yes, I'm sorry, the inclusion of dead artists, poor billing and numerous misspellings really lends it an air of authenticity.

Mr. Fuzz
12-07-2012, 10:59 AM
Thanks, Icy. That website is blocked here at my office.

paulb
12-07-2012, 11:03 AM
use http://tinypic.com/ then....anything.

PlayaDelWes
12-07-2012, 11:06 AM
You can delete attachments here: http://www.coachella.com/forum/profile.php?do=editattachments

Mr. Fuzz
12-07-2012, 11:12 AM
Yes, I'm sorry, the inclusion of dead artists, poor billing and numerous misspellings really lends it an air of authenticity.


http://youtu.be/66vprS3mjIQ

paulb
12-07-2012, 11:41 AM
now the main post has nothing at all.....

heart cooks brain
12-07-2012, 11:43 AM
now the main post has nothing at all.....

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvij4l2AKB1r4d22do1_500.gif

kneuller
12-08-2012, 09:34 PM
Ugh I didnt get to see the poster that the 1337 h4x0r uncovered

PJandBompton
12-09-2012, 05:48 PM
???

bobchella
12-09-2012, 05:55 PM
Stupid sexy Flanders

IceyHotshot
12-09-2012, 06:00 PM
^ best reply

paulb
12-09-2012, 06:22 PM
I saved the poster, but Ill let Mr Fuzz post it again....

Mr. Fuzz
12-10-2012, 09:48 AM
http://www.coachella.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=8435&d=1355161537
8435

The poster link is back up. The mods took it down because they don't want the real poster line up leaking this soon.

menikmati
12-10-2012, 09:54 AM
So much of that billing is way off.

DataStream
12-10-2012, 10:42 AM
We should be so lucky.

blackswan89
12-12-2012, 03:00 AM
Burial / Outkast / Knife / BoC / Avalanches ; I would simply die

theecat
12-16-2012, 08:54 AM
Great wishlist, but I think way too many reunions on the list and not enough of variety. You've got almost all of the big 90's indie bands. Greatest wet dream ever.

nbvcide
12-16-2012, 09:00 AM
So much of that billing is way off.

i agree, that is the only flaw with that poster.


but that is THE most important ingredient in a fake poster, it's what makes it look real. it's also rarely seen in most fakes.






also, UNKLE is billed as 'UNKLE sounds' now.

EDIT: another thing, i haven't seen one poster with a Stagecoach crossover this year. Given the placement on the Stagecoach poster, i'd be surprised to not see Old Crow Medicine Show on the lineup. (although i was surprised to NOT see Grace Potter & the Nocturnals added to the Stagecoach lineup; perhaps with two weekends of chella this practice is over, being too difficult to book an act three weekends in a row)

theecat
12-16-2012, 10:07 AM
Aside from the obvious bands getting cut off on the right side... what are your thoughts?

http://createlineup.com/poster.php?id=7965

nbvcide
12-16-2012, 10:23 AM
ugh.


and mostly for the reasons i just named.

sonofhal
12-16-2012, 10:41 AM
Love me a bit of Beach Ho.

Bob_Loblaw
12-16-2012, 12:45 PM
Aside from the obvious bands getting cut off on the right side... what are your thoughts?

http://createlineup.com/poster.php?id=7965

Lot of big names, I'm not too sure about the billing though.

Switch:
Massive Attack and Flaming Lips
Sigur Ros and the Knife
Alabama shakes and NWA
Yeah Yeah Yeahs and QOTSA need to be on the 1st subber line

Bob_Loblaw
12-16-2012, 12:47 PM
This is the one I put together. I wish it gave another line for the undercard but whatever.

http://createlineup.com/poster.php?id=7931

theecat
12-16-2012, 05:42 PM
This is the one I put together. I wish it gave another line for the undercard but whatever.

http://createlineup.com/poster.php?id=7931

That's a good one as well. I actually think the Green Day thing is probable. GV loves to give us a shitty massive popular pop act that gets tickets sold out quick. You're right about my billing, haha.

Bob_Loblaw
12-16-2012, 07:58 PM
That's a good one as well. I actually think the Green Day thing is probable. GV loves to give us a shitty massive popular pop act that gets tickets sold out quick. You're right about my billing, haha.

Yeah for the "KROQ" headliner I figured it would be either Green Day, Mumford & Sons or The Killers. With Mumford's recent success I thought it could be possible, and as for the Killers i thought it was too soon to have them repeat as headers.

Random epiphany: I'd be ok with taking Kendrick out of my lineup and replacing with Deltron 3030.

theecat
12-17-2012, 09:07 AM
Random epiphany: I'd be ok with taking Kendrick out of my lineup and replacing with Deltron 3030.

Music to my ears. That would totally work with the other 3/4 of Hieroglyphics playing on a different day. If I could see Deltron 3030 AND any other incarnation of Hieroglyphics (Handsome Boy Modeling School) would be so sweet.

TheCountofMonteDisco
12-17-2012, 01:47 PM
Plus Fugazi would absolutely never do it, based on the ticket price.

heart cooks brain
12-17-2012, 01:48 PM
duh duh duh duh

get on that motorave train baby

TheCountofMonteDisco
12-17-2012, 01:53 PM
duh duh duh duh

get on that motorave train baby

just hopped on, and haven't been here in quite awhile.... so i don't really know who that is... but im sure ill sort it out shortly.

fyi, his idiocy has transcended over to the lollaboard as well.

joppy-slow
12-18-2012, 07:47 PM
The acid test for a real or fake coachella poster = shitty DJ's... If you have Nicky Romero, R3Hab, David Guetta, Steve Angello, Steven Aoki, Dash Berlin - 99% chance this is the real lineup.

Twattycakes
12-18-2012, 11:34 PM
The acid test for a real or fake coachella poster = shitty DJ's... If you have Nicky Romero, R3Hab, David Guetta, Steve Angello, Steven Aoki, Dash Berlin - 99% chance this is the real lineup.

Unfortunate but true.