The 'Pick a fight' thread

[TomAz]

Come in here to start shit up. Insult people. Call them out for being dumb fuckers. Hurt their feelings. Make fun of their post count, if you can't think of anything more creative.


Yes, I am bored.

[RotationSlimWang]

Your avatar looks like Amy in fifteen years.

[mountmccabe]

This was a terrible idea for a thread and I can't see this working at all. C'mon, you should be better than this.

[captncrzy]

Real assholes do this in EVERY thread.

[PlayaDelWes]

Things are so dull we need to create forced conflict.

[Hannahrain]

Oh fuck off, you exsanguinated series of pallid flapbags. I've seen half-decomposed dead Confederate with more fight.

[ENluv12]

That's more like it, Hanna

[mountmccabe]

Oh fuck off, you exsanguinated series of pallid flapbags. I've seen half-decomposed dead Confederate with more fight.

Absolutely unnecessary to throw "dead" in there. You're not Tom, you weren't alive when any actual Confederates were. In short you are poor at composing insults.

[mountmccabe]

Though the "pallid flapbags" bit was nice.

[Hannahrain]

I was worried that if I didn't clarify concrete death and not just compartmentalized gangrenous limb necrosis people might mistake my intended subject for your rotting and crippled but still-living mother.

[Kyliediscope]

HER NAME IS HANNAH. WITH ANOTHER H YOU JERK.

[Mr. Fuzz]

http://youtu.be/gAL5vPGD9bk

[ENluv12]

How dare you yell at me in your CAP LOCK you piece of FUCK!?!:nono:nono:nono:nono

[TomAz]

Your avatar looks like Amy in fifteen years.

The idea of the thread is to be mean, Randy.

[ENluv12]

I can't even be "fake" mean without feeling bad. hehe

[Hannahrain]

What you're saying is inherently wrong because Ayn Rand.

[TomAz]

The idea of the thread is not to be 'fake' mean you vacuous trollop.

[ENluv12]

I will kindly leave now. I just think it's funny when people get all heated. Enjoy dick bags

[Hannahrain]

He always does.

[RotationSlimWang]

The idea of the thread is to be mean, Randy.

You're right. The lady in your avatar in fifteen years will probably look like Amy now.

[kreutz2112]

I hope you all die in a plane crash.

[Mr. Fuzz]

It's Sept. 11th, you asshole!

[Hannahrain]

Ayn Rand Hitler building seven partial-birth Ayn Rand Ron Paul thermite Ayn Rand Ayn Rand scalping Ayn Rand Gladwell.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

It's Sept. 11th, you asshole!

I hope you die in a place crashing into a huge building full of innocent people!

[BROKENDOLL]

I'd rather pick my nose, pick my teeth, or poke fun out of my ass before I'd pick a fight with any of you motherfuckers.

[algunz]

You guys are just throwing out random insults. All your negativity should be more focused. You're not picking fights. You're just trying to show off with all your big fucking words. What's the point?

[Mr. Fuzz]

I hope you die in a place crashing into a huge building full of innocent people!

At first I was like, hey! And then I was like, woe!

[Mr. Dylanja]

We should turn this into, "The "Roast Thread."

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

You guys are just throwing out random insults. All your negativity should be more focused. You're not picking fights. You're just trying to show off with all your big fucking words. What's the point?

Cease your claptrap and post more pictures of your butt.

[algunz]

Why do you have to be so simple minded and bring that shit up every time you all want to insult me?

[mountmccabe]

You guys are just throwing out random insults. All your negativity should be more focused. You're not picking fights. You're just trying to show off with all your big fucking words. What's the point?

I love that this isn't directed at anyone. You're yelling at yourself! You appear to not be able to hear even yourself! You may have suffered hearing loss! Possibly from going to festivals!

[algunz]

Twat? I cunt hear you. I stopped listening years ago.

[TomAz]

you have an infucktion in your ear. Christ your brain is old.

[TomAz]

I'd rather pick my nose, pick my teeth, or poke fun out of my ass before I'd pick a fight with any of you motherfuckers.

My guess is you'll accomplish all 4 today.

[Hannahrain]

Why do you have to be so simple minded and bring that shit up every time you all want to insult me?

Because thus far it's the only thing any of us can remember about your otherwise white-noise contributions to the discourse?

[mountmccabe]

You remind me of the Airborne Toxic Event.

[mountmccabe]

But you're far less pleasant.

[java-do]

Ayn Rand Hitler building seven partial-birth Ayn Rand Ron Paul thermite Ayn Rand Ayn Rand scalping Ayn Rand Gladwell.

That spoke to me in such a deep level....

[Mugwog]

The majority of you have musical tastes that differ from mine, in order to solve who is superior, I challenge thee to fisticuffs. Draw a circle in the sand and I'll draw the line I'm going to cross.
http://media.pennlive.com/patriot-news/photo/-a8359c1ddab1c650.jpg

[bobert]

http://im.glogster.com/media/4/19/90/0/19900014.jpg

I shake my private parts at your aunties.

[Mugwog]

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TALKIN TO YOU GUNZ

[JustSteve]

You're just trying to show off with all your big fucking words. What's the point?

Isn't that every post Hannah makes?

[obzen]

"...you're going to start a fight, and you're going to lose."

[Hannahrain]

Careful, Steve. If you post about somebody else, we might all forget you're sick.

[JustSteve]

Cough.

[PotVsKtl]

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[Hannahrain]

I've seen a child's fallen cotton candy dissolving into a sewer grate less innocuous than you.

[algunz]

TALKIN TO YOU GUNZ

I can't see your stupid YouTube. I'm sure it was pointless as usual.

[guedita]

You bloated buffoons can't even pick a target, aim, and strike.

[Mugwog]

I can't see your stupid YouTube. I'm sure it was pointless as usual.
Call your local internet provider to fix the situation or warn them to be prepared for impact to the face with your fist.


*basically I would like to have a drink with you this Friday at Fiona Apple and exchange a hug or a punch in the stomach with photo ops

[bug on your lip]

i imagine make-up sex with Tom is really gross and smells like cheetohs

[PotVsKtl]

Julie Kelley, you are a big dumb bitch. You know why nobody liked you? Because your mom wouldn't sign the permission slip so we could go on the 4th grade D.C. field trip, because she was afraid you would be made fun of. Why would we do that? Because you're a stupid bitch Julie Kelley, and your hair looks like a horse. Fuck you.

[captncrzy]

i imagine make-up sex with Tom is really gross and smells like cheetohs

It totally is

[TomAz]

cheetohs that have been in your ass first, bug.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[algunz]

Patricia, your daughter is a whiny piece of shit who at 5 fucking years old is already a vindictive, ignorant little bitch.

[TomAz]

I am a fucking retarded piece of shit for thinking, even wishing, that this thread might provide interesting results. Instead of fights we have devolved to insulting people who will never read the insults. Insult masturbation.

[ENluv12]

Every thread is a fight. You need one designed specifically for that?

[miscorrections]

Don't beat yourself up. This is but one of the tumors on the back of a cancerous beast.

[Miroir Noir]

Times like these call for David Mamet:


http://youtu.be/rvhCNMz-Po4

[algunz]

You are retarded,Tom. You're fat and ugly too.

[TomAz]

I'm only insecure about 1 of those 3 things gunzbreath. You suck at formulating anything resembling a cogent insult.

[guedita]

I'd like to scrub my face with the gravel that fills most of your brain cavities.

[TomAz]

It would do nothing but improve your complexion.

[algunz]

I hate everybody today. This thread has been rather cathartic. Those of you who think it's useless are unimaginative and tedious.

[TomAz]

It might be useful to the easily cauterized.

[algunz]

I'm only insecure about 1 of those 3 things gunzbreath. You suck at formulating anything resembling a cogent insult.

I know.

[HotHamWater]

Insulting people who are actually your friends is no fun. I thought this thread would contain genuine fighting.

[guedita]

It would do nothing but improve your complexion.

WHY BECAUSE MY COMPLEXION WOULD LOOK BETTER AS SCABBY BLOODY AND SPLOTCHY THAN IT DOES NOW

[TomAz]

hey, Cara got a joke for once.

[TomAz]

Insulting people who are actually your friends is no fun. I thought this thread would contain genuine fighting.

The people I would have actual fights with are too chicken to venture in here.

[miscorrections]

And I'm thoroughly bored of berating Gunz, it is simultaneously too easy and too hard.

[guedita]

Hey. I "get" jokes.

[TomAz]

get it?

[amyzzz]

She got it but good.

[TomAz]

Look at your post count amy. sheesh. I bet you sit in your mom's basement blah blah blah thud.

[guedita]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MB3Szl23xI

[JustSteve]

i imagine make-up sex with Tom is really gross and smells like cheetohs

Imagine? Be honest...

[Mr. Dylanja]

The 'Pick a fight' thread? Nobody bets on boxing anymore, Tom.

[xanman86]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MB3Szl23xI

LOL

[amyzzz]

Look at your post count amy. sheesh. I bet you sit in your mom's basement blah blah blah thud.
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[SepaGroove]

I'd love to shove a nice juicy Ribeye up Morissey's ass

[algunz]

And I'm thoroughly bored of berating Gunz, it is simultaneously too easy and too hard.

Berate me all you want. I can take it because you mean nothing to me.

[marooko]

Hugz.

[Mugwog]

I'd love to shove a nice juicy Ribeye up Morissey's ass

This isn't the confessions thread

[Neighborhood Creep]

Berate me all you want. I can take it because you mean nothing to me.

You mean the world to me

[SoulDischarge]

I already tried this with the Menstruation Room and it failed just as miserably. You just can't force hate.

[stinkbutt]

Hey board, why are yall so okay with making fun of Natives? srs

[suprefan]

Come in here to start shit up. Insult people. Call them out for being dumb fuckers. Hurt their feelings. Make fun of their post count, if you can't think of anything more creative.


Yes, I am bored.

Didnt we have this thread a couple of years ago?



Berate me all you want. I can take it because you mean nothing to me.

Remember when we had tags and every thread had your name as a tag? You couldnt take that at all.

[kreutz2112]

Remember when you weren't a waste of flesh?

Me neither.

[SoulDischarge]

Hey board, why are yall so okay with making fun of Natives? srs

Hipsters, Pitchfork, etc.

[RotationSlimWang]

Jesus Christ, I made more friends today than this thread made enemies.

You should be humiliated.

[bug on your lip]

"So Paul, after our little interaction today is it safe to say that we can now be considered 'friends' per se? I am tabulating so i can post an epic slam on an internet forum later tonight. kthxbii"

[SepaGroove]

This isn't the confessions thread

Lulzzzzzz

[algunz]

Remember when we had tags and every thread had your name as a tag? You couldnt take that at all.

I'm with Ivy. Tags suck.

[HotHamWater]

Mugwog, shut the fuck up. You rarely bring anything funny or insightful to the table. The people who always entertain his idiocy are just as guilty.

[Mugwog]

Lets fucking fight tommy boy, get your ass out of the desert and come to LA. I will curb you and film it in dutch angle to make a gif of your failure.

[Starraven]

The people I would have actual fights with are too chicken to venture in here.



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[PotVsKtl]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/120912045923-monkey-1-horizontal-gallery.jpg

[java-do]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/calm-down-1.jpg?w=500&h=621

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Cara is like Charlie Brown without the commercial success

Tom is like Vin Diesel without the muscles

Eric is like Kermit the frog without the personality

[thefunkylama]

A thread by Tom about being angry that didn't go anywhere? I'm shocked.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

thefunkylama is like forest gump without the cool stories

[SepaGroove]

Vigo you're like Burt Reynolds without the cool mustache.

[thefunkylama]

No, he's just grasping at straws and not doing a particularly good job. Same with you, actually.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

funkylama is neither a lama nor funky which means that he is just a BIG FAT LIE

[thefunkylama]

You're not getting better at this.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Sepagroove, you're like Chunk without the loveable naivete

[VigoTheCarpathian]

funkylama is like Lisa Lampaneli without the... actually he does have big black cock in his mouth.

[Hannahrain]

Unfavorably Comparative Similes: The Only Comedy For People Who Don't Know Comedy™.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Hannah is like Golda Meir except no one cares.

[Hannahrain]

I've heard the Carpathians aren't even that majestic up close. Total buttersummits.

[thefunkylama]

Euphemism.

[TomAz]

That's not very nice dude.

[TomAz]

the funky lama never understands thread concepts, he's always saying stupid shit at inappropriate times, ha ha.

[thefunkylama]

He's such a dipshit.