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Failed State
08-20-2012, 10:57 AM
It's time once again for the annual Failed State porn star threadľ the rules never change and all you have to do is respond with your porn star name. This year the winner will receive a Polaroid picture of my brothers friend Colin; he's not a handsome man, but he is a man. Let's see if we can top last years winner "Bill Paxton".


My name is: Failed "Ron Jeremy" State

Mr. Fuzz
08-20-2012, 10:58 AM
Thundercock

bganch
08-20-2012, 11:23 AM
Backdoor Pump

Failed State
08-20-2012, 11:27 AM
Jeremiah was a bull frog who also like to fuck bitches

Failed State
08-20-2012, 11:28 AM
Don't let me win my own contest

bganch
08-20-2012, 11:30 AM
^ you're name is totally lame and unoriginal... I'm already winning, don't worry broh.

Failed State
08-20-2012, 11:34 AM
Bullshit rookie, my name is all class!

shoegazer76
08-20-2012, 11:37 AM
Terrance Reamer is the name, wearing it out is my game.

TomAz
08-20-2012, 01:56 PM
more like Failed Thread.

Mugwog
08-20-2012, 02:00 PM
Tom "Gaping" Az

TomAz
08-20-2012, 02:03 PM
clever as always, mugwog.

Mugwog
08-20-2012, 02:07 PM
Spent the whole afternoon waiting for your disapproval post to follow up with that.

Failed State
08-20-2012, 02:40 PM
"Does anyone else think Kid Rock has a gross smelling penis?"

That's the best name

NachoCat
08-20-2012, 04:33 PM
Gus Danbury

Panda421
08-20-2012, 09:35 PM
Jack Jackofferson

disgustipated
08-22-2012, 06:04 PM
Randy Knickers

Grandma
08-22-2012, 06:21 PM
Lou Sassel

nyarlathotoats
08-22-2012, 09:03 PM
Wil Whoganus

Chillzzz
08-22-2012, 09:10 PM
Randy Butternubs

ballroomdancer22
08-23-2012, 03:01 PM
Wyatt Wundercach Malone

Failed State
08-23-2012, 03:40 PM
Wyatt Wundercach Malone

This user really wants that photo of Colin. This one is going to be tough to beat1

malcolmjamalawesome
08-23-2012, 04:42 PM
Michael Assbender.

Riggins33
08-23-2012, 04:55 PM
This thread sucks balls, not a single funny name in the bunch. Losers.

ballroomdancer22
08-24-2012, 03:19 PM
Charles Bukake

gaypalmsprings
08-24-2012, 03:33 PM
Dong Long

bmack86
08-24-2012, 03:52 PM
Horace Manfield

Boourns
08-24-2012, 04:06 PM
Johnny Depth

Neighborhood Creep
08-24-2012, 09:28 PM
Harry Taint lll

Bluntmaster3000
08-26-2012, 08:24 PM
Chasen Richards

stinkbutt
08-26-2012, 09:16 PM
Fuck Norris

santasutt
08-26-2012, 10:07 PM
Rip Cherry

the walrus
08-27-2012, 12:08 AM
rough tusks

oyeloca
10-13-2012, 10:26 AM
Huge Jackman

Cheddar's Cousin
10-13-2012, 03:55 PM
Butt Luster

BROKENDOLL
10-13-2012, 06:13 PM
Mona Lotmore and her favorite sidekick, Dick Strokes...

bananahambone
10-14-2012, 07:37 PM
Alan Mallard