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Hannahrain
08-17-2012, 07:52 PM
L@@K! Vintage Electronic Buxom Bikini Babe Talking Pen Pencil Holder Novelty
We offer up for auction this excellent used
erotic talking & moving hot bikini babe novelty toy.

http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc465/webber56/1erosgirld.jpg

The woman vibrates her head and comments accordingly
and sometimes explicitly, what you should do to her
when inserting a pen or pencil between her legs.
Guaranteed to bring a laugh or a very embarrassed
red face at a party.
I doubt very seriously if you will find another erotic
novelty toy like this one.
Go Ahead Stick It In!





Don't worry, there are more photos (http://www.ebay.com/itm/L-K-Vintage-Electronic-Buxom-Bikini-Babe-Talking-Pen-Pencil-Holder-Novelty-/140824162201?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item20c9c62f99#ht_6858wt_1063). Your move.

gaypalmsprings
08-17-2012, 08:01 PM
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Dirty-worn-white-crew-socks-/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/$(KGrHqV,!hcE+C,1mQN0BQGsqVUOEg~~60_1.JPG

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w302/gaypalmsprings/ebaysox.jpg

Your move... http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dirty-worn-white-crew-socks-/140824446625?pt=US_Womens_Socks&hash=item20c9ca86a1

SoulDischarge
08-17-2012, 08:02 PM
Actually, the male version by the same seller is somehow worse. Especially when you take into account that they made the effort to disguise his genital with a fig leaf as though there was anything classy at all about the whole ordeal worth preserving. http://www.ebay.com/itm/L-K-Vintage-Electronic-Booty-Man-Talking-Pen-Pencil-Holder-Novelty-/140824161676?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item20c9c62d8c

SoulDischarge
08-17-2012, 08:09 PM
Unsettling: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lot-Deer-Antler-1-1-2-3-1-2-Tines-One-Pound-/400313850514?_trksid=p4340.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D 1%26asc%3D7%26meid%3D1404739545951472803%26pid%3D1 00009%26prg%3D1004%26rk%3D5%26

(fuck you I'm too lazy to screen shot for posterity)

miscorrections
08-17-2012, 08:12 PM
That's not so weird, a lot of people use antlers to make buttons or whatever.

Hannahrain
08-17-2012, 08:14 PM
https://img.skitch.com/20120818-1m221eh2fu4jtaau1phefu6hf6.jpg

Hannahrain
08-17-2012, 08:14 PM
Pretty stoked to be able to get these at a wholesale price. Retail gouges.

SoulDischarge
08-17-2012, 08:22 PM
7975

IceyHotshot
08-17-2012, 08:23 PM
4 bids!

Hannahrain
08-17-2012, 08:23 PM
I said find a worse thing, Patrick. I didn't say find the greatest thing ever to be photographed.

Grandma
08-17-2012, 08:36 PM
IS IT GAY?
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/Picture16-3.png

gaypalmsprings
08-17-2012, 08:53 PM
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w302/gaypalmsprings/urinal.jpg

OnlyNonStranger
08-18-2012, 08:53 AM
That's not so weird, a lot of people use antlers to make buttons or whatever.

They also make excellent dog chews.

Courtney
08-18-2012, 09:18 AM
I had no idea they were so cheap. Maybe I should get some and just start sticking them around my house willy-nilly.

Hannahrain
08-18-2012, 09:20 AM
They'd make nice coat/purse/jewelry hooks mounted in a line.

RotationSlimWang
08-18-2012, 09:33 AM
Just out of curiosity... how are you all finding these?

bobchella
08-18-2012, 09:36 AM
http://i.imgur.com/K5uAa.png

Courtney
08-18-2012, 10:19 AM
http://i50.tinypic.com/fm06lc.png

miscorrections
08-18-2012, 10:41 AM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s226/miscorrections/eggplant.jpg

miscorrections
08-18-2012, 10:45 AM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s226/miscorrections/man.jpg

miscorrections
08-18-2012, 10:46 AM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s226/miscorrections/squirrel.jpg

Sell one like this!

Courtney
08-18-2012, 10:51 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_770_Q-_EPr4/S0XLj-kxMVI/AAAAAAAACZE/SfjrmkBKoUA/s800/egg-separator.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/mmblno.png

betao
08-18-2012, 10:59 AM
Fuck you guys. I'd consider buying the bullfrog band member.

miscorrections
08-18-2012, 11:11 AM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s226/miscorrections/tree.jpg

A tree butt for only $8000? Consider it SOLD.

bobchella
08-18-2012, 11:32 AM
I'm still winning this thread

bmack86
08-18-2012, 01:03 PM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s226/miscorrections/tree.jpg

A tree butt for only $8000? Consider it SOLD.

Butt (ass)

Hannahrain
08-18-2012, 01:06 PM
Watch who you're calling a butt (ass), you butt (ass).

bmack86
08-18-2012, 01:06 PM
7977

mountmccabe
08-18-2012, 01:16 PM
How do they deliver the butt (ass) tree? I would be afraid that transporting it would kill the precious butt (ass) tree.

RotationSlimWang
08-18-2012, 01:34 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_770_Q-_EPr4/S0XLj-kxMVI/AAAAAAAACZE/SfjrmkBKoUA/s800/egg-separator.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/mmblno.png

Okay, I mean this one is by all accounts a fucking gross way to build such a thing, but I gotta admit that's an awesome device. Do these things exist in non human head form?

Hannahrain
08-18-2012, 01:44 PM
Slotted spoon.

bmack86
08-18-2012, 01:49 PM
Okay, I mean this one is by all accounts a fucking gross way to build such a thing, but I gotta admit that's an awesome device. Do these things exist in non human head form?

It's kind of where the phrase sucking eggs came from. You can poke a hole in one end and suck out just the whites then spit them into whatever you want to use them for. You know, if you're disgusting.

mountmccabe
08-18-2012, 02:00 PM
Okay, I mean this one is by all accounts a fucking gross way to build such a thing, but I gotta admit that's an awesome device. Do these things exist in non human head form?

http://thepost-itplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/moose-egg-separator.jpg

RotationSlimWang
08-18-2012, 02:06 PM
... apparently not. Wouldn't it be great if this entire industry was nostril based?

Courtney
08-18-2012, 02:14 PM
Just use you hand. Crack the egg into an open palm with fingers slightly splayed and let the white fall through.

Hannahrain
08-18-2012, 02:16 PM
I don't think it'll work unless he unwraps it from his penis first. It'd be quicker to just order the nostril strainer and wait for ground shipping.

bmack86
08-18-2012, 02:20 PM
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/bmack86/Fox.png


A very nice piece if you have any questions please message me.

This is your chance to have an extremely rare and powerful object.

bmack86
08-18-2012, 02:23 PM
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/bmack86/Rat1.png
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/bmack86/Rat2.png

Courtney
08-18-2012, 02:43 PM
That is a lot of open tabs, sir.

bmack86
08-18-2012, 03:14 PM
Well, mummy rats in good condition are only momentarily captivating. Gotta keep the mind flowing.

yeahfontaine
08-18-2012, 03:49 PM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s226/miscorrections/man.jpg

Holy fuckin shit. I used to have that thing as a kid and it scared the living shit out of me every time my brother would make it laugh. I can actually hear it right now--it was the creepiest sound known to man. Haven't thought about it in years and years. Thanks for the upcoming nightmares, mis.

bmack86
08-18-2012, 04:13 PM
Up for auction is one unused Soul or spirit. It's a good soul a clean soul. To the winner of this auction I will give a signed contract turning over my soul to the holder upon my death. It will be yours to do as you please. My soul has seen the light and the darkness in it's long gurney thew life. It has seen many things and is a good soul. My soul has worked with the church in the past and would liked to be saved by anyone that wants to save it. This is a real offer for my soul. I need to make the last payment on my car or it will be taken from us. It's the only car we have and I must do anything to keep it. The last payment is due by the 28th and will be the last $258.00 needed to insure that we can get to work or the store or the doctors. So please bid often. Please use paypal, g n o m e a p h o n e at g m a i l d o t c o m Thank you for looking.

Soul?

Hannahrain
08-18-2012, 04:23 PM
Gnomeaphone.

miscorrections
08-18-2012, 05:04 PM
Holy fuckin shit. I used to have that thing as a kid and it scared the living shit out of me every time my brother would make it laugh. I can actually hear it right now--it was the creepiest sound known to man. Haven't thought about it in years and years. Thanks for the upcoming nightmares, mis.

I was intrigued by the fact that it spits. Being a kid in the 70s must have been the worst.

mountmccabe
08-18-2012, 05:28 PM
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8423/7811862642_cc198ff7ef_b.jpg

Hannahrain
08-18-2012, 05:30 PM
I wonder if I have to edit a NSFW into the title just because that girl's mouth is stitched from discarded anuses. Amy?

Gribbz
08-18-2012, 06:25 PM
I wonder if I have to edit a NSFW into the title just because that girl's mouth is stitched from discarded anuses. Amy?

Reported.

yeahfontaine
08-18-2012, 06:48 PM
I was intrigued by the fact that it spits. Being a kid in the 70s must have been the worst.

The eyes rolling back and forth was its worst feature by far, though the spitting was strange as well. Yeah, I was a '79 baby so I have no idea why this freakish thing was in my house if it was made in the early 70s. Who would keep this object around their house for months, let alone years?

AlecEiffel
08-18-2012, 06:50 PM
Soul?

They better get that sold while they can, starting on the 30th ebay is banning the sale of all magical, supernatural and mystical things.

frizzlefry
08-18-2012, 08:42 PM
Well, mummy rats in good condition are only momentarily captivating. Gotta keep the mind flowing.

That and Cracked articles are fun to push aside

SoulDischarge
08-19-2012, 01:32 AM
Long Gurney Thew Life was my avant folk band's first album title.

gaypalmsprings
08-19-2012, 07:41 AM
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w302/gaypalmsprings/broken.jpg


http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w302/gaypalmsprings/broken1.jpg



http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w302/gaypalmsprings/broken2.jpg

bmack86
08-19-2012, 10:58 AM
Oops. Someone messed.

Boourns
08-19-2012, 11:08 AM
http://i48.tinypic.com/260zw5u.jpg

amyzzz
08-19-2012, 12:41 PM
I would only report it if it was made from living children's anuses.

Somewhat Damaged
08-19-2012, 04:44 PM
I would only report it if it was made from living children's anuses.

That would suck to have your anus removed and not be killed to go along with it.

RotationSlimWang
08-19-2012, 04:56 PM
I'm more curious about why she would bother reporting a picture on the board of something fashioned out of children's anuses. What difference would it make, Amy? It's not like this board is a court. You wouldn't be helping the children or their anuses, you wouldn't be doing anything to punish the guy actually selling the anuses, you'd just be being a pain in the ass on a message board.

Hannahrain
08-19-2012, 05:11 PM
Maybe she's trying to appreciate the photo on a more visceral level. What better way to truly experience an artwork about apparent rectal suturing than to behave as though you're its subject?

Courtney
08-23-2012, 10:26 AM
I don't think it'll work unless he unwraps it from his penis first. It'd be quicker to just order the nostril strainer and wait for ground shipping.

Or there's this:

Uz2Vnp5ZW4c

amyzzz
08-23-2012, 10:30 AM
Sweet!

Hannahrain
08-23-2012, 10:32 AM
That's a whole lot of narration for squeeze->move->release.

TomAz
08-23-2012, 10:34 AM
Or there's this:

Uz2Vnp5ZW4c

Once they see this video, Williams-Sonoma will soon be selling "vacuum egg separators" for $49.95. Six months later, Sur la Table will begin marketing plastic knockoffs for $19.99.