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ocbruin84
07-16-2012, 11:32 AM
wut

venue change? '13 canceled? lol

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/380704_10151083658636648_555994828_n.jpg

suprefan
07-16-2012, 11:33 AM
You wish.

sonicc
07-16-2012, 11:35 AM
Swedish House Mafia re-union at Coachella 2013? Let's hope so...

iancahir
07-16-2012, 11:36 AM
They will announce Daft Punk now just to allow all exploded heads to reform.

heart cooks brain
07-16-2012, 11:38 AM
there is also a smiley face (:)) associated with this announcement.

ocbruin84
07-16-2012, 11:43 AM
Someone suggested more presale tickets released.

dorkfish
07-16-2012, 01:27 PM
Announcement for All Points West West 2012.

ManImCool
07-16-2012, 01:31 PM
Sam Torres DJ set.

Just because the other thread was created like 10 minutes after this one doesn't mean that one should have been deleted. Everyone was reading the other one. "but now everyone will read this one keep crying" yeah yeah

stellarpoet22
07-16-2012, 01:33 PM
Threads are getting deleted.
Wtf?

VOLVOX17
07-16-2012, 01:34 PM
YEP.
I JUST STARTED ONE ASKING WHERE THE LARGER OF THESE WENT AND IT GOT DELETED AS WELL.
SITE/TWITTER GETTING HACKED?

menikmati
07-16-2012, 01:34 PM
a thread got deleted because it was a dupe, and another thread got deleted because it was asking about a pointless thread being deleted...take off your conspiracy cap.

VOLVOX17
07-16-2012, 01:35 PM
I like conspiracies.
The Truth is out there......................

Ardentbiscuit
07-16-2012, 01:36 PM
I'm glad they are deleteing duplicate threads.

As for the news, unless it's something like Bowie is headling I am only faintly interested.

If it's something like we are staying, or moving or taking a year off, I'm not all that concerned.

heart cooks brain
07-16-2012, 01:36 PM
WHERE DID THE WHERE DID THIS THREAD GO THREAD GO?

menikmati
07-16-2012, 01:38 PM
I'm waiting for Suprefan to start whining about how his dupe thread got deleted. I need some afternoon giggles.

heart cooks brain
07-16-2012, 01:38 PM
PLZ DELETE THEM ALL

threeve
07-16-2012, 01:40 PM
Chill out, it's just the thicket presale announcement.

Buddha99
07-16-2012, 01:56 PM
Long-term land deal?

PotVsKtl
07-16-2012, 02:13 PM
On 7/17 2009 David Bowie made this comment on Lyrics Depot:


by david bowie on 7/17/2009 12:03am
thisc.d rocks like a star

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/david-bowie/underground.html

soursour
07-16-2012, 02:16 PM
Long-term land deal?

I don't even think they made any announcements when they bought the land, did they?

amyzzz
07-16-2012, 02:24 PM
I'm waiting for Suprefan to start whining about how his dupe thread got deleted. I need some afternoon giggles.ME TOO.

theGold
07-16-2012, 02:30 PM
What's weird is this announcement graphic doesn't include a picture of the Coachella/Indio skyline in the background like ALL the other ones do. It is just a blue background.

Coincidence?

amyzzz
07-16-2012, 02:32 PM
HMMMM.

sonofhal
07-16-2012, 02:35 PM
It's something to do with something happening where there is sky. That narrows it down.

ENluv12
07-16-2012, 02:35 PM
What's weird is this announcement graphic doesn't include a picture of the Coachella/Indio skyline in the background like ALL the other ones do. It is just a blue background.

Coincidence?

yeah. someone else mentioned that earlier in the other thread. What does it mean?!?

nosurprises12
07-16-2012, 02:37 PM
What's weird is this announcement graphic doesn't include a picture of the Coachella/Indio skyline in the background like ALL the other ones do. It is just a blue background.

Coincidence?

It could just be that the color scheme/design for 2013 hasn't been created yet.

Mr. Dylanja
07-16-2012, 02:39 PM
HOLOGRAMCHELLA

theGold
07-16-2012, 02:40 PM
It could just be that the color scheme/design for 2013 hasn't been created yet.

They've been using it for 2013 with the ticket and date announcements, though. Weird to suddenly change it now without having something else in mind.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-16-2012, 02:41 PM
Not every template has been the same.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/247493_10150260442086648_7487023_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/385056_10150564420296648_1346807548_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/536344_10150930329571648_455659293_n.jpg

Larry Farnsworth
07-16-2012, 02:42 PM
GV seems to have a pretty good grasp of the moment - I doubt it's something anticlimactic like another pre-sale. Smart money would be on another, new festival. The return of All Points West makes sense.

Or maybe they're canceling 2013 because all the pre-sale tickets were snatched up by bros, moving the fest to Orange County in 2014, and they have Daft Punk to headline.

heart cooks brain
07-16-2012, 02:42 PM
the mountains won't be done eroding until november. they'll add them to the template at that time.

nosurprises12
07-16-2012, 02:42 PM
They've been using it for 2013 with the ticket and date announcements, though. Weird to suddenly change it now without having something else in mind.

Forgot about those presale pictures; in any case, I'm not going to read too much into it.

theGold
07-16-2012, 02:42 PM
Not every template has been the same.

... Except that they all have the Polo Fields in the background.

suprefan
07-16-2012, 02:42 PM
Why didn't you merge them all into one big mess? That's usually what happens

Trick Loves The Kids
07-16-2012, 02:43 PM
Swedish House Mafia re-union at Coachella 2013? Let's hope so...


This.

theGold
07-16-2012, 02:44 PM
Forgot about those presale pictures; in any case, I'm not going to read too much into it.

Yea, I guess Im just being impatient. Anyway, it's entirely possible that it is not even about Coachella Fest itself.

ArcadeParade
07-16-2012, 02:44 PM
nothing like a pending Coachella announcement to get the blood pumping

theGold
07-16-2012, 02:47 PM
nothing like a pending Coachella announcement to get the blood pumping

Seriously. Every time I see one of those things pop up on FB/Instragram, etc, I have a freaking panic attack. Probably PTSD from the ticket fiasco last year.

travelfan
07-16-2012, 02:47 PM
It's something to do with something happening where there is sky. That narrows it down.

So your Pluto moon thing is clearly bullshit, then. Almost had me.

tyles
07-16-2012, 02:47 PM
My guess is it's for the actual on-sale. No moving announcement, no early line-up.

sonofhal
07-16-2012, 02:52 PM
So your Pluto moon thing is clearly bullshit, then. Almost had me.

Damn - Thought I could float that one past you all.

rambleonfreddy
07-16-2012, 02:53 PM
It's something to do with something happening where there is sky. That narrows it down.

No way.

UndaDaSeachella 2013!

sonofhal
07-16-2012, 02:54 PM
Is Spongebob headlining?

rambleonfreddy
07-16-2012, 02:56 PM
And an all Sebastian tent with Sebastian The Crab

tyles
07-16-2012, 02:59 PM
No way.

UndaDaSeachella 2013!

So, it would be like the Little Mermaid ride at California Adventure, but stretched out for 3 days?

sonofhal
07-16-2012, 03:01 PM
Unveiling for first Sahara headliner?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1rMtDxfz6Y&feature=relmfu

travelfan
07-16-2012, 03:01 PM
And an all Sebastian tent with Sebastian The Crab

Sebastien repeat
Sebastian Ingrosso repeat
Belle and Sebastian

rambleonfreddy
07-16-2012, 03:05 PM
Sebastien repeat
Sebastian Ingrosso repeat
Belle and Sebastian

SebastiAn
Sebastien Tellier

travelfan
07-16-2012, 03:16 PM
SebastiAn
Sebastien Tellier

With the amount of high quality Sebastian tent acts, I'm assuming the guy who designed the special Gorillaz stage of 2010 (the one that replaced the main, and the main became the outdoor, in case you don't recall) is designing this one as well. If not him, then the guy who designed the 12,000 person capacity Pure Filth Stage. Either way, this is clearly why they have to move to a bigger venue.

nosurprises12
07-16-2012, 03:19 PM
You guys are forgetting Sebastian Bach - GV even used his picture for SebastiAn on the website for last year.

travelfan
07-16-2012, 03:20 PM
You guys are forgetting Sebastian Bach - GV even used his picture for SebastiAn on the website for last year.

Gobi. Duh.

EastLos01
07-16-2012, 03:32 PM
No way.

UndaDaSeachella 2013!


http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071115194805/bttf/images/thumb/5/5a/Enchantmentposter.jpg/554px-Enchantmentposter.jpg




And an all Sebastian tent with Sebastian The Crab

Sweet.. I always wanted to hear "Kiss thee girl" live

sk8r408
07-16-2012, 03:36 PM
Week 3 presale.

DJ Sin
07-16-2012, 04:21 PM
Black Keys headlining on Friday....

nahuatldream
07-16-2012, 04:31 PM
2013 is cancelled on account of world ending in 2012. They keep any money we already paid as advance on tickets to Coachella Heaven 0001.

ManImCool
07-16-2012, 05:07 PM
2013 is cancelled on account of world ending in 2012. They keep any money we already paid as advance on tickets to Coachella Heaven 0001.

That means we can see Tupac live, no hologram! And the complete Beatles! Think of the big names they could get! Lets talk more about this. Are we certain Coachella post-end-of-the-world will be in heaven?

microcuts
07-16-2012, 05:07 PM
What about the people that won't be making it in to Heaven?

crosscrops
07-16-2012, 05:15 PM
What's weird is this announcement graphic doesn't include a picture of the Coachella/Indio skyline in the background like ALL the other ones do. It is just a blue background.

Coincidence?

It's a picture of the sky because that's where the Daft Punk spaceship will descend from.

oatsack
07-16-2012, 05:26 PM
What about the people that won't be making it in to Heaven?

coacHELLa?

travelfan
07-16-2012, 05:27 PM
That means we can see Tupac live, no hologram! And the complete Beatles!

The other two died in the past hour?

microcuts
07-16-2012, 05:35 PM
The other two died in the past hour?

Yes, they went to a recent Swedish House Mafia gig.

Tendeafears
07-16-2012, 05:38 PM
The other two died in the past hour?

Well, if the world ended in 2012 and we all went to Coachella in heaven, I think Paul and Ringo would be dead too... right?


edit: I have no idea why I capitalized "heaven."

mountmccabe
07-16-2012, 05:39 PM
The other two died in the past hour?

The announcement isn't for another 24 hours. There is still time.

eduardodt
07-16-2012, 05:42 PM
Anyway, it's entirely possible that it is not even about Coachella Fest itself.

Then why would it be in the Coachella website in the first place?

Coachella Bound
07-16-2012, 05:43 PM
introducing a new stage...... 2nd presale..... goodbye polo fields.....

Alchemy
07-16-2012, 05:47 PM
That means we can see Tupac live, no hologram! And the complete Beatles! Think of the big names they could get! Lets talk more about this. Are we certain Coachella post-end-of-the-world will be in heaven?

COACHELLA 2013: HEAVEN

FRIDAY - THE BLACK KEYS
SATURDAY - THE BEATLES
SUNDAY - TUPAC

idrive1life
07-16-2012, 05:52 PM
free tamales

witham
07-16-2012, 05:54 PM
Sam Torres Headlining!

travelfan
07-16-2012, 06:02 PM
COACHELLA 2013: HEAVEN

FRIDAY - THE BLACK KEYS
SATURDAY - THE BEATLES
SUNDAY - TUPAC

SCATMAN JOHN (In the Tent)

DropletsOfYes&No
07-16-2012, 06:16 PM
The Smiths will headline, Apocalypse will then follow.

captncrzy
07-16-2012, 06:30 PM
Man, I'm going to be on a plane tomorrow at 6.

fatbastard
07-16-2012, 06:52 PM
I hope it's a price increase. This would give people who continuously bitch something to do until the lineup announcement.

captncrzy
07-16-2012, 06:53 PM
I wonder if, in between Coachella and Stagecoach, they are adding a ravetard festival.

If that means getting all of that horrible shit out of the Sahara, I'm all for it.

Mike Litoris
07-16-2012, 07:03 PM
Then why would it be in the Coachella website in the first place?

They announced LA Rising through the Coachella Facebook...not saying they're doing another LA Rising, but just answering your question.

JustSteve
07-16-2012, 07:13 PM
Sebastien repeat
Sebastian Ingrosso repeat
Belle and Sebastian

doesn't quedita have an ex named sebastian? we can have him tell embarrassing stories between sets.

JustSteve
07-16-2012, 07:14 PM
Sam Torres Headlining!

worst joke ever?

prettydirtything
07-16-2012, 07:20 PM
Announcement for All Points West West 2012.

Naturally, just after I finished washing all the mud out of my shoes.....

theGold
07-16-2012, 07:24 PM
Then why would it be in the Coachella website in the first place?

Didn't realize it was put on the main Coachella website, I just thought it was on FB. I know Coachella has made announcements for other GV festivals on the Coachella facebook before. But I stand corrected.

JustSteve
07-16-2012, 07:25 PM
bus caravan to gathering of the juggalos from gv headquarters, party with gv at the gathering!

witham
07-16-2012, 07:26 PM
worst joke ever?

Hardly.

theGold
07-16-2012, 07:36 PM
I wonder if, in between Coachella and Stagecoach, they are adding a ravetard festival.

If that means getting all of that horrible shit out of the Sahara, I'm all for it.

I agree. The market is wide open for someone to take over what EDC once had in California. GV should seize that opportunity, which would take care of the EDC ravers who are trying to use Coachella as a replacement (there's a LOT of them).

fatbastard
07-16-2012, 07:54 PM
Hardly.
Your mom having corn stuck on the teeth of her vagina?

DFrank
07-16-2012, 07:58 PM
But, do we care? Still trying to figure that one out.

malcolmjamalawesome
07-16-2012, 08:04 PM
ITT: Not one lul

Phantasma Del Mar
07-16-2012, 08:07 PM
New DVD.

chairmenmeow47
07-16-2012, 08:08 PM
WHAT OF DONUTS?!

malcolmjamalawesome
07-16-2012, 08:09 PM
http://www.ideachampions.com/weblogs/Anything_Is_Possible.jpg

tyles
07-16-2012, 08:18 PM
New DVD.

I wish. That or highlights on the festival on Palladia.

Bud Luster
07-16-2012, 08:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcz_kDCBTBk

MantisMel
07-16-2012, 08:22 PM
Fourth day added? Thursday through Sunday. That would be epic.

malcolmjamalawesome
07-16-2012, 08:26 PM
It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

Bud Luster
07-16-2012, 08:29 PM
My money is on an early lineup announcement of some sort.

mrhand
07-16-2012, 08:32 PM
My money is on an early lineup announcement of some sort.

You may as well light your money on fire.

Bud Luster
07-16-2012, 08:41 PM
You dick!

mrhand
07-16-2012, 09:01 PM
What are you, people? On dope?

Coachella Bound
07-16-2012, 09:08 PM
http://mycoachella.com/2012/07/16/big-news-a-coming-for-coachella-fans/


A cryptic message posted today on Twitter by @Coachella and on http://www.coachella.com/ that simply reads “Tuesday 6 p.m. PDT” has got everyone and anyone who has been following the possible Coachella Valley Music & Art Festival move anxious for would could be a major announcement.

In the last few weeks, The Desert Sun has reported Goldenvoice officials have been thinking about taking two of the valley’s biggest music festivals — Coachella and Stagecoach – out of Indio to a new location in 2014.

According to The Desert Sun’s latest story on Sunday, producers of the music festivals have been considering the move as early as 2008.

“It may still have its eye on producing the Coachella and Stagecoach festivals on land just eight miles east of its current home at the Empire Polo Club,” reporters Bruce Fessier and Marcel Honore stated.

While it’s unclear what Goldenvoice is trying to tell its fans, the Indio City Council is scheduled to meet at 6 p.m. Wednesday.

The council is slated to provide an update on the two festival ad hoc committees — the negotiation committee and resident impact committee.

Stay tuned …

http://www.mydesert.com/article/20120715/LIFESTYLES010102/207150320/Coachella-Stagecoach-music-may-roll-away?odyssey=mod%7Cdefcon%7Ctext%7CFrontpage


As early as 2008, Goldenvoice was considering moving its two acclaimed music festivals out of Indio, The Desert Sun has learned.

It may still have its eye on producing the Coachella and Stagecoach festivals on land just eight miles east of its current home at the Empire Polo Club.

Yann Debonne, managing partner of the limited liability company, Jackson 62, said Goldenvoice officials approached him in 2008 about leasing his company's 480 acres on Avenue 62, between Van Buren and Jackson streets.

Debonne said negotiations fell through in 2009 because Goldenvoice wanted a long-term deal.

“As a landowner,” he said, “I didn't want to lock that in for 25 years.”

Debonne also said he believes Goldenvoice has “been in talks” with landowners across the street from that intersection. Susan Harvey, whose real estate company, Desert Pacific Properties, represents that lender-owned property, declined to discuss any possible negotiations with Goldenvoice. But that property is surrounded by polo fields, including actor William Devane's 537-acre Deer Creek and the 400-acre Brazo Norte polo field, which Harvey said Debonne owns.

The area at the corner of Avenue 62 and Van Buren Street is a blend of farmland, date groves, open desert scrub and polo fields. The acreage Desert Pacific Properties represents is undeveloped — large bushes, decaying corn cobs and spent shotgun shells dot the ground, along with scattered piles of wood and debris. It stands in stark contrast to the bucolic, manicured polo fields at Brazo Norte and Deer Creek, where views of the Santa Rosa Mountains are similar to those at Empire Polo Club.

witham
07-16-2012, 09:50 PM
Your mom having corn stuck on the teeth of her vagina?

That one's pretty good. But since I'm the brunt of it, I didn't lol much.

nyarlathotoats
07-16-2012, 09:57 PM
Announcement: Paul uses an alias on the boards, and has leaked a headliner...

suprefan
07-16-2012, 09:59 PM
soon............

EastLos01
07-16-2012, 10:06 PM
What about the people that won't be making it in to Heaven?

They should be logged onto their heavengate account prior to the remainding passes being released. Cuz i cant imagine what a scalped pass to heaven would cost.

microcuts
07-16-2012, 10:17 PM
They should be logged onto their heavengate account prior to the remainding passes being released. Cuz i cant imagine what a scalped pass to heaven would cost.

Probably a lot of Jesus Bucks.

kvnty
07-16-2012, 10:30 PM
The Rolling Stones will launch their 50th anniversary tour with Coachella being the first and/or only festival stop. GV and The Stones have decided to make a joint announcement instead of having speculation drag out until January, when the rest of the lineup will be announced. Brilliant PR from both sides. Dig?

microcuts
07-16-2012, 10:33 PM
I'd rather just about any other announcement tomorrow than that the fucking Stones are playing.

Aphxtwinin
07-16-2012, 10:46 PM
I'd rather just about any other announcement tomorrow than that the fucking Stones are playing.

THIS x1,000,000

travelfan
07-16-2012, 10:57 PM
The Rolling Stones will launch their 50th anniversary tour with Coachella being the first and/or only festival stop. GV and The Stones have decided to make a joint announcement instead of having speculation drag out until January, when the rest of the lineup will be announced. Brilliant PR from both sides. Dig?

But what about Atari Teenage Riot? Are they playing this year, or was that Facebook post just a joke?

VOLVOX17
07-16-2012, 11:09 PM
Your mom having corn stuck on the teeth of her vagina?

vaginal crest

sonofhal
07-16-2012, 11:15 PM
http://www.topnewmovieslist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Tom-Cruise-Movies-List.jpg

Aikopua3
07-17-2012, 05:30 AM
The Rolling Stones will launch their 50th anniversary tour with Coachella being the first and/or only festival stop. GV and The Stones have decided to make a joint announcement instead of having speculation drag out until January, when the rest of the lineup will be announced. Brilliant PR from both sides. Dig?

This is what I was thinking it might be or something along these lines.

malcolmjamalawesome
07-17-2012, 05:57 AM
Coachella Announcement Logic:

Step 1: Goldenvoice has been discussing potentially moving the festival from Indio in 2014.

Step 2: There will be an announcement on the Coachella homepage on Tuesday, July 17, 2012.

Conclusion: The announcement must be about the thing happening two fucking years from now.

concertgoer
07-17-2012, 06:23 AM
It's going to be a Coachella cruise
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/posts/la-et-ms-sources-goldenvoice-to-expand-coachella-brand-with-a-cruise-20120716,0,4869030.story

lt.roast.a.botch
07-17-2012, 06:39 AM
paging xanman - bro ship ambassador

Rolwolf
07-17-2012, 06:41 AM
Uh, geez. I can’t imagine any possible way that a cruise can capture the essence of Coachella enough to consider it within the same “brand”. The ocean vs. the desert; luxury staterooms vs. camping; late night trips to In n Out vs. day trips to Jimmy Buffett’s Jamaican Margarita-ville.

What kind of acts are gonna play on this cruise?

Larry Farnsworth
07-17-2012, 06:42 AM
A cruise would certainly explain the all blue background. That's kind of anti-climactic. Fuck.

concertgoer
07-17-2012, 06:45 AM
Since I live in Florida I would be very tempted to do this as long as the lineup is good. I imagine the cruise is going to be expensive as fuck though.

paulb
07-17-2012, 06:48 AM
waste of time....

Rolwolf
07-17-2012, 07:07 AM
Has anyone been on a music-themed cruise (or something similar) before? How do they typically work? I guess it might be kind of cool if you had a headliner and a few other notable acts play at local venues in the destination ports each night, with a bunch of the lower-tier acts playing the lounges and public spaces on the cruise ship throughout the day.

sonofhal
07-17-2012, 07:35 AM
The Weezer cruise was fucking ace. These ships have full theatres inside them, plus shows in the smaller bars and deck shows. Beer is normal prices, all your food is included and it is actually cheaper than the combo price of a condo + Coachella ticket. Also, you actually tend to go somewhere rather cool.

nathanfairchild
07-17-2012, 07:50 AM
i just get the feeling a cruise means skrillex.

heart cooks brain
07-17-2012, 07:51 AM
life means skrillex.

sonofhal
07-17-2012, 07:55 AM
i just get the feeling a cruise means skrillex.

...and you would miss out on the opportunity to throw him overboard?

nathanfairchild
07-17-2012, 07:56 AM
...and you would miss out on the opportunity to throw him overboard?

xanman had the chance, and he just took pictures.

theGold
07-17-2012, 07:58 AM
So is this basically gonna be Coachella on a boat, or a completely different festival that GV puts on? (which, I'm sorry, but I would not want to be stuck at sea with a Holy Ship-esque crowd.)

sonofhal
07-17-2012, 08:00 AM
I doubt it'd just be Coachella on a boat - but if it is, then can we ensure the Tesla Coil isn't too close to the pool?

heart cooks brain
07-17-2012, 08:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxdskI3uV3A

Miroir Noir
07-17-2012, 08:05 AM
http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/failboat.jpg

concertgoer
07-17-2012, 08:05 AM
December is a pretty slow month for most artists when it comes to touring, so the lineup has the potential to be stacked. Hopefully this will only be a three or four day cruise because that way I would only have to miss a day or two of work.

Mak Attack
07-17-2012, 08:15 AM
This is a good thing for all of the other lightweights like myself that have never camped because we enjoy our a/c and hot showers too much. Now we can now stay on site.

captncrzy
07-17-2012, 08:26 AM
xanman had the chance, and he just took pictures.

And jerked off on the deck

malcolmjamalawesome
07-17-2012, 08:39 AM
Nothing makes sense

gaypalmsprings
07-17-2012, 08:46 AM
http://www.passportmagazine.com/destinations/images/Hello-Sailor.jpg

Ardentbiscuit
07-17-2012, 08:52 AM
The Coachella cruise, Kid Rock Cruise, Holy Ship, Jam Cruise, Kiss Cruise and the rest need to battle it out for sea supremacy.

menikmati
07-17-2012, 09:06 AM
A cruise? Seriously?

menikmati
07-17-2012, 09:07 AM
Just imagine being stuck on a ship with all the Sahara retards. I'd jump.

sk8r408
07-17-2012, 09:09 AM
Man, I'm going to be on a plane tomorrow at 6.

Aww, that sucks! You're gonna to miss Coachella!!

sk8r408
07-17-2012, 09:10 AM
I wonder if, in between Coachella and Stagecoach, they are adding a ravetard festival.

If that means getting all of that horrible shit out of the Sahara, I'm all for it.

I am all for this.

guedita
07-17-2012, 09:11 AM
A cruise? Seriously?

I can't stop laughing at the fact that this is seemingly real.

PotVsKtl
07-17-2012, 09:13 AM
I've had a hankering to attend Bruise Cruise since its inception so I don't have any issue with another cruise. Might not be wise to advertise on coachella.com though.

Miroir Noir
07-17-2012, 09:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMkIuKXwmlU&feature=player_detailpage

guedita
07-17-2012, 09:18 AM
I wish someone had the balls to throw a festival on a train. Fuck this high seas bullshit.

PotVsKtl
07-17-2012, 09:22 AM
http://www.caverntours.com/CC_slideshow/images/hi_res/CC_mce_06.jpg

Courtney
07-17-2012, 09:25 AM
Thoughts:

1. I have been hearing about how much fun Bruise Cruise and the Weezer Cruise were for two years from photog friends, so I'd be all about a cruise. But not with average Coachella audience members, because being stuck on a boat with some of those people would be horrid. And by "some of those people," I mean "you people."

2. I find these announcements about announcements to be entirely tiresome. It's hype for the sake of hype.

3. I am fascinated by how eternally optimistic you all are in thinking that this is actually going to be some great thing being announced that we will all be excited about.

/rainingonyourparade

ivankay
07-17-2012, 09:44 AM
. Beer is normal prices.

http://knoji.com/images/user/loveboattedlange.jpg

HotHamWater
07-17-2012, 09:45 AM
i just get the feeling a cruise means skrillex.

COACHELLA MESSAGE BOARD LOGIC

Bud Luster
07-17-2012, 09:53 AM
http://knoji.com/images/user/loveboattedlange.jpg

Hell yes! Remember when Isaac got down with Janet Jackson on The Love Boat?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3sO7sNaIlc

I'm all for it if the announcement actually is about a cruise. I'm even interested in going. I don't think the "average Coachella audience member" that you all dislike will be the type of person that goes on the cruise.

guedita
07-17-2012, 09:54 AM
COACHELLA MESSAGE BOARD LOGIC

But you can agree that it means douchebags.

gaspard27
07-17-2012, 09:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

Lefty
07-17-2012, 09:57 AM
After all of the times people have said Coachella has jumped the shark, they're literally getting as close as they can to doing it.

HotHamWater
07-17-2012, 09:58 AM
But you can agree that it means douchebags.

I'm not inclined to automatically just say that. I guess it depends on the artists that will be playing.

guedita
07-17-2012, 10:02 AM
Keep living in your douchebag free fantasy world of oceanic festivals, friend. YOU FOOL.

HotHamWater
07-17-2012, 10:06 AM
Tell me more about how boats just inherently attract douchebags, no matter what. No, really, I'M WAITING.

guedita
07-17-2012, 10:08 AM
It's true though. My dad had a boat.

ivankay
07-17-2012, 10:10 AM
This could lead to the greatest Gilligan's Island episode ever.

PotVsKtl
07-17-2012, 10:10 AM
http://cdn.rap-up.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/kanye-boat.jpg

gaspard27
07-17-2012, 10:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_bH8RKmtNY&feature=related

captncrzy
07-17-2012, 10:19 AM
Brit Chris tells me that the Weezer cruise had complimentary robes.

If that's the case for this one, I'm all in.

guedita
07-17-2012, 10:21 AM
I've been singing this song to the bemoaning of my coworkers all morning.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfBwsG8ubFw

gaspard27
07-17-2012, 10:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdT32KevWUY&feature=player_detailpage#t=60s

NachoCat
07-17-2012, 10:26 AM
Coachella Europe

gaspard27
07-17-2012, 10:29 AM
http://youtu.be/FeKdUeb1InI

Panda421
07-17-2012, 10:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMkIuKXwmlU&feature=player_detailpage

Christopher Cross' long lost son
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hC5TAf87deI/S_w8jnC9IzI/AAAAAAAADB8/D8Oq4CMejQk/s1600/Andy02.JPG

amyzzz
07-17-2012, 10:42 AM
I sort of like the idea, but I'm afraid of the ship sinking at sea in the back of my mind.

Miroir Noir
07-17-2012, 10:46 AM
http://youtu.be/LVlDSzbrH5M

EastLos01
07-17-2012, 10:46 AM
http://youtu.be/drkXXuxKRv4

ivankay
07-17-2012, 10:47 AM
P8PE5c_XeTQ

EastLos01
07-17-2012, 10:48 AM
I sort of like the idea, but I'm afraid of the ship sinking at sea in the back of my mind.

I always figure, if i'm gonna die, I wanna go out doing something I love.

Hannahrain
07-17-2012, 10:48 AM
I sort of like the idea, but I'm afraid of the ship sinking at sea in the back of my mind.

But there are so many things to be afraid of every single day. Why fixate on that one? Your house could be consumed by a cesspool while you're at work today. Maybe that oddly-shaped mole isn't so innocuous. Maybe that weird guy in your office puts your keyboard in his pants and goes for a jog when you leave every evening.

amyzzz
07-17-2012, 10:49 AM
Damn you Hannah. Now I need a Xanax.

Hannahrain
07-17-2012, 10:49 AM
Maybe they're just Tic-Tacs.

PotVsKtl
07-17-2012, 10:51 AM
I sort of like the idea, but I'm afraid of the ship sinking at sea in the back of my mind.

Water on the brain would explain a lot.

Hannahrain
07-17-2012, 10:53 AM
I bet it'll kill you.

PotVsKtl
07-17-2012, 10:56 AM
Well she's apparently been living with a sea in the back of her mind for all these years Hannah. I wouldn't get too excited.

PotVsKtl
07-17-2012, 10:57 AM
ENGLISH.

PotVsKtl
07-17-2012, 10:57 AM
Coachella 2013 Connotation and Grammar Expo 2013. Hoodies $125.

M Sparks
07-17-2012, 10:58 AM
I sort of like the idea, but I'm afraid of the ship sinking at sea in the back of my mind.

Well, it's true that huge ships sink practically every day.

CrimesceneCookie
07-17-2012, 11:08 AM
I get motion sickness on twisty roads and come close to barfing with bad airplane turbulence, I'm not sure I would take well to the seas.

amyzzz
07-17-2012, 11:08 AM
Doesn't everyone have a sea in the back of her mind?

Lithium
07-17-2012, 11:08 AM
LA Times confirms a boat. I thought this was a joke

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/posts/la-et-ms-sources-goldenvoice-to-expand-coachella-brand-with-a-cruise-20120716,0,4869030.story

malcolmjamalawesome
07-17-2012, 11:08 AM
Coachella Europe

Shape up

Panda421
07-17-2012, 11:10 AM
Can you imagine how fun it'll be to run for the lifeboats with some of your favorite bands!?!? The opportunity to be in the same inflatable raft as Bjork is too good to pass up.

Fourthisto
07-17-2012, 11:10 AM
There's been some funny stuff in this thread, but this exchange:


Damn you Hannah. Now I need a Xanax.


Maybe they're just Tic-Tacs.

Well, that's just gold right there. :cool:

ManImCool
07-17-2012, 11:15 AM
You all have the wrong song stuck in your head.


o8T095mFdW8

menikmati
07-17-2012, 11:17 AM
LA Times confirms a boat. I thought this was a joke

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/posts/la-et-ms-sources-goldenvoice-to-expand-coachella-brand-with-a-cruise-20120716,0,4869030.story

That's not a confirmation.

amyzzz
07-17-2012, 11:19 AM
Yeah, it's the rumor that started this whole discussion

PotVsKtl
07-17-2012, 11:20 AM
Presenting the Coachella Cruise 2013 lifeboat design:

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/gifts2collectibles/naitve%20american/Native%20American%20Indian%20in%20a%20Canoe.jpg

Hannahrain
07-17-2012, 11:21 AM
Do you think it'd be a waste of space if I brought my scalp collection? I really want everybody to think I'm cool.

SepaGroove
07-17-2012, 11:27 AM
http://consequenceofsound.net/2012/07/report-coachella-to-launch-a-cruise/

They're talking about it too. I think a Coachella cruise could be awesome. It'll be too expensive for a lot of those bro Sahara zombies so we won't have to share a boat with them.

ivankay
07-17-2012, 11:28 AM
k7Cm7m-aa9A

CrimesceneCookie
07-17-2012, 11:28 AM
If only someone had misspelled something in the title of this thread, then we could all be riffing on the misspelling with funny pictures and it would be 1000X funnier than these posts.

stochasticism
07-17-2012, 11:39 AM
Coachella does it better than all of you. From Twitter:

Coachella ‏@coachella
Birthday wishes to @DavidHasselhoff xoxo Coachella

darthlaker
07-17-2012, 11:39 AM
its a boat cruise!

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/posts/la-et-ms-sources-goldenvoice-to-expand-coachella-brand-with-a-cruise-20120716,0,4869030.story

guedita
07-17-2012, 11:40 AM
Oh wait, it IS a boat cruise? Let's post the article again. Is it a boat cruise? Someone post the article.

Bud Luster
07-17-2012, 11:41 AM
its a boat cruise!

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/posts/la-et-ms-sources-goldenvoice-to-expand-coachella-brand-with-a-cruise-20120716,0,4869030.story

the fuck? pay attention.

Tubesock Shakur
07-17-2012, 11:41 AM
ITS AN OUTER SPACE ADVENTURE!

www.lemonparty.org

PotVsKtl
07-17-2012, 11:42 AM
I just won a Miata. Thanks Tubesock!

ThatGirl
07-17-2012, 11:44 AM
ITS AN OUTER SPACE ADVENTURE!

www.lemonparty.org

NSFW! Lordy!

Aphxtwinin
07-17-2012, 11:46 AM
NSFW! Lordy!

aw thats cute, it was your first time

M Sparks
07-17-2012, 11:47 AM
http://consequenceofsound.net/2012/07/report-coachella-to-launch-a-cruise/

They're talking about it too.

Yes. They're talking about the same article we are.

EDIT-Oh! The LA Times just confirmed it, guys...
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/posts/la-et-ms-sources-goldenvoice-to-expand-coachella-brand-with-a-cruise-20120716,0,4869030.story

ThatGirl
07-17-2012, 11:47 AM
aw thats cute, it was your first time

I think I need to bleach my eyeballs.

amyzzz
07-17-2012, 11:48 AM
NSFW! Lordy!Uh-huh. That was the point.

M Sparks
07-17-2012, 11:48 AM
Oh, snap! Look at this!

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/posts/la-et-ms-sources-goldenvoice-to-expand-coachella-brand-with-a-cruise-20120716,0,4869030.story

Rynoo
07-17-2012, 11:49 AM
I think it could be a very fun thing to be apart of but there are a few things that I would hate. Tickets to shows would be the only way to insure you dont have 5,000 people at a show that could only hold 2,000. The largest cruise ship holds 6,400 people at MAX. So thats looking about 5,000 people will get to enjoy this. Its branded by GV... So that means this thing sells out in an hour because Coachella has that hype. Going to be pricey as fuck, and drinks as well.

I think I would like the idea a lot if i knew I could go, but theres no way this thing is affordable right now.

nathanfairchild
07-17-2012, 11:49 AM
from CoS:

Update: According to Billboard, the Coachella cruise will feature Girl Talk and Cloud Nothings.

/sigh

Aphxtwinin
07-17-2012, 11:49 AM
^ by a fucking second! well interest is dropping for me

PlayaDelWes
07-17-2012, 11:51 AM
And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Rynoo
07-17-2012, 11:52 AM
Royal Caribbean presents: Boatchella 2012.

menikmati
07-17-2012, 11:53 AM
Girl Talk is so awesome bro.

ThatGirl
07-17-2012, 11:53 AM
Uh-huh. That was the point.

Fell into that one.

M Sparks
07-17-2012, 11:53 AM
Crap, this is no fun if there are 2 sources.

Mike Litoris
07-17-2012, 11:54 AM
And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

But they said this idea was unsinkable.

guedita
07-17-2012, 11:54 AM
HOTHAMWATER: WILL GIRL TALK BE A CAUSAL FACTOR IN THE LEVEL OF DOUCHEBAGGERY ON THE BOAT?

nathanfairchild
07-17-2012, 11:56 AM
http://i49.tinypic.com/8vutxg.png

McDunnough
07-17-2012, 11:57 AM
I hope it's not going to be a cruise, but if it is a cruise I hope it's something Goldenvoice just wants to promote through the Coachella fanbase and they don't actually use the name Coachella for the event. I'm all for Paul Tollett exploring new business ventures but the idea of branding a cruise ship event with the Coachella name doesn't sit well with me. Noroviruschella has a nice ring to it though.

gaspard27
07-17-2012, 11:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsYgIKOIrFE

Aphxtwinin
07-17-2012, 12:01 PM
my uncle went on that cruise ^ and said it was too gay even for him...which blows my mind.

Rynoo
07-17-2012, 12:07 PM
I have a friend who works on a cruise ship doing video stuff and he said he about quit during that cruise for how much fucked up things were happening.

amyzzz
07-17-2012, 12:08 PM
Explain "fucked up."

malcolmjamalawesome
07-17-2012, 12:16 PM
http://consequenceofsound.net/2012/07/report-coachella-to-launch-a-cruise/

They're talking about it too. I think a Coachella cruise could be awesome. It'll be too expensive for a lot of those bro Sahara zombies so we won't have to share a boat with them.

Sahara Bros: SepaGroove knows their general financial status

Aphxtwinin
07-17-2012, 12:17 PM
Explain "fucked up."

my uncle told me that it was pretty much a drugged up orgy

Rynoo
07-17-2012, 12:22 PM
my uncle told me that it was pretty much a drugged up orgy

think overly sexual gay guys who are on a week long gay adventure together. i would want to blow my fucking brains out.

guedita
07-17-2012, 12:23 PM
What's your esteemed position on heterosexual orgy cruise parties, Rynoo?

gaypalmsprings
07-17-2012, 12:31 PM
The Backstreet Boys have reunited their original lineup for a new album. (Reisig and Taylor / July 17, 2012)

By August Brown
July 17, 2012, 11:11 a.m., LA Times

All the fuss over a new crop of boy bands such as One Direction must have spurred the Backstreet Boys to get to work.

Even if they're more of an Encroaching-on-Prime-Adulthood Band these days, the '90s O.G.s of billowing white suits and frosted-tip haircuts announced big new plans today on "Good Morning America," including a new album that will feature all five original members.

The yet-untitled work will be the band's first with its founding lineup of Nick Carter, Brian Littrell, Howie Dorough, A.J. McLean and Kevin Richardson since 2005 (Richardson announced his return to the group three months ago, after leaving in 2006). The group previously had a successful arena tour with boy band predecessors New Kids On the Block in 2010.

The band is currently working in a London studio with producer Martin Terefe, and the album release is planned to coincide with the band's 20th anniversary next April -- an anniversary that should make nostalgaic millenials feel that icy breath of the Reaper on their necks.

chairmenmeow47
07-17-2012, 12:32 PM
will the cabins be separated by genre?

kitt kat
07-17-2012, 12:33 PM
Which boardie will fall overboard first?

PlayaDelWes
07-17-2012, 12:35 PM
Which boardie will fall overboard first?
...
Mugwog
WhyTheLongFace
algunz
Neighborhood Creep
NachoCat
marooko
Grant
TheScenestar
edbangme
suprefan
zircona1
summerkid
ByTheWay,
Goatchella
Spooks
Starraven
SlowMotionApocalypse
Cameron Frye
shotglass75
nathanfairchild
Koleeko Vision
SlowMotionApocalypse‎
VigoTheCarpathian
Spooks
SlowMotionApocalypse
SlowMotionApocalypse
ThomThom
Mr. Fuzz
Sushov23
Riggins33

Alchemy
07-17-2012, 12:36 PM
Will Paul Tollett be captain of the ship? Will Dani be the master-at-arms?

SFTekbear
07-17-2012, 12:36 PM
Oh good. I was hoping this thread about the announcement was going to turn homophobic. That's what the Coachella vibe is all about.

Let's not get into your girlfriend rubbing her tits all over me so she can get closer to the stage or offering to blow me in a porta potty for more E.

I'm gay. Your pussy has no power here.

kitt kat
07-17-2012, 12:36 PM
Also, interesting that this is supposed to be a cruise leaving a port in Florida. Strange they wouldn't do a cruise leaving Long Beach to Mexico instead, considering it's Southern California and, well, Florida really isn't "Coachella"

Alchemy
07-17-2012, 12:42 PM
I'm skeptical. 6PM PST would make it 9PM in Florida. Usually announcements are in the morning. Since it is 2 AM in England, I think we can rule out a Rolling Stones announcement.

But since it is 11 AM in Australia, this is clearly an announcement about The Vines closing the Gobi.

Aphxtwinin
07-17-2012, 12:42 PM
Will Paul Tollett be captain of the ship? Will Dani be the master-at-arms?

The Hoff should be the activities director


Also, interesting that this is supposed to be a cruise leaving a port in Florida. Strange they wouldn't do a cruise leaving Long Beach to Mexico instead, considering it's Southern California and, well, Florida really isn't "Coachella"

Well, maybe they will market it as a chance for East Coasters who usually can't make a cross country trip to experience a taste of the Coachella brand

ENluv12
07-17-2012, 12:44 PM
I'm gay. Your pussy has no power here.

Go on...

dorkfish
07-17-2012, 12:44 PM
Cloud Nothings and Girl Talk according to Billboard.

Bud Luster
07-17-2012, 01:11 PM
HEY EVERYBODY GUESS WHAT: GIRL TALK ON A GOLDENVOICE CRUISE. WHO KNEW?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-17-2012, 01:15 PM
oh good i've been waiting for Girl Talk to do a Cloud Nothings/Daft Punk/ Katy Perry mash-up

ivankay
07-17-2012, 01:15 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/311582_390929910971239_1632330764_n.jpg

SFTekbear
07-17-2012, 01:16 PM
I hear Perry Farrell is going to do a DJ set on the Lido deck during the shuffleboard tournament.

guedita
07-17-2012, 01:18 PM
Hot Chip's new song "Motion Sickness" WILL NEVER SOUND BETTER.

H_is_O
07-17-2012, 01:19 PM
think overly sexual gay guys who are on a week long gay adventure together. i would want to blow my fucking brains out.

They would probably want to do the same thing to you

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-17-2012, 01:20 PM
Holy shit that's a pretty fucking great line-up!

This sounds fun, especially stuff like this:

Aboard the S.S. Coachella fans have their choice of various restaurants and activities rooms in addition to the concerts, and run-ins with the stars will be inevitable. In some cases those encounters will be planned, like a wine tasting with Mr. Murphy.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/18/arts/music/coachella-festival-will-go-to-sea-on-cruise-ship-in-december.html

HandBanana
07-17-2012, 01:23 PM
“It wouldn’t be Coachella without grass.”
— Paul Tollett

ivankay
07-17-2012, 01:24 PM
^ Oh i'm sure there will be grass on board.

H_is_O
07-17-2012, 01:26 PM
^ I see what you did there

This is what sounds awesome:
“Some sets will be longer than usual,” Mr. Tollett said. “We don’t have a curfew.”

amyzzz
07-17-2012, 01:26 PM
Yeah, I'm not interested.

Mugwog
07-17-2012, 01:26 PM
^ Oh i'm sure there will be grass on board.

BUSH IS BACK

guedita
07-17-2012, 01:27 PM
I hope DJ Harvey just loops seagull sounds for his entire set.

PlayaDelWes
07-17-2012, 01:28 PM
^ I sea what you did there

...

Riflesmile
07-17-2012, 01:28 PM
Where's Skrillex?

TickleMeElmo
07-17-2012, 01:29 PM
Not worth the money.

paulb
07-17-2012, 01:29 PM
Interesting....

mazzystareyes
07-17-2012, 01:31 PM
Fuck. This.

Ross1492
07-17-2012, 01:32 PM
Dance music is far superior to that on offer at the festival proper. Hilarious.

Hope this presages good things in that regard for 2013.