Studio 5-7-5: Album Reviews in Haiku

[Hannahrain]

Swing Lo Magellan
You existed already
At The Factory

[TallGuyCM]

Shins Port of Morrow
Like watching homeless people
Beg for change but worse

[Alchemy]

Fiona Apple
crushed the cords of pop-singers
with The Idler Wheel

[icedKeg]

Santigold sings in
Master of my make believe
Songs of the springtime

[Mugwog]

Pretty Hate Machine
Young angst fully synthesized
Reznor we love you

[TomAz]

Lucinda Williams
Car Wheels on a Gravel Road
I give it an A.

[TomAz]

The Monitor by
Titus Andronicus gets
an A grade also.

[TomAz]

Dark Side of the Moon
Idolized, but just boring
C minus, at best.

[santasutt]

Yes, The Yes Album.
Hipsters will never get this
Prog rock masterpiece.

[rasooli]

Chonumeh Smiley
Eats a lot of food today
She is very good

[bmack86]

Let It Be was done
better by the Replacements
than by the Beatles

[SoulDischarge]

Human After All
not worth anticipation
for a follow up.

[WhyTheLongFace]

Beach House gives us Bloom
An album worthy of praise
Listen all summer

[WhyTheLongFace]

Echoes of Silence
Establishes The Weeknd
More than one trick horse

[Boourns]

Hey Radiohead
I rank LP9 above
OK Computer

[santasutt]

Pete's Rickenbacker
Makes Reckoning R.E.M's
Signature LP

[TomAz]

Toys in the Attic
I liked Aerosmith a lot
When I was thirteen

[TomAz]

But when I was twelve
Elton John's Greatest Hits was
My favorite one.

[stuporfly]

Stereolab made
The same album twenty times
Peng! is still the best

[nyarlathotoats]

08's Narrow Stairs;
Catchy, balanced overall.
Death Cab where are you?

[bmack86]

Stereolab made
The same album twenty times
Peng! is still the best

I humbly feel that
Mars Audiac Quintet is
The gem in their ring

[SoulDischarge]

Fuck haikus, how is anything superior to Emperor Tomato Ketchup. It isn't, so shut up.

[bmack86]

Fuck haikus, how is anything superior to Emperor Tomato Ketchup. It isn't, so shut up.

That's what I meant. I was multiple-choice-drunk.

[lt.roast.a.botch]

John Talabot, Fin
"Turn off that techno music"
Dumb neighbors complain

[SoulDischarge]

Fitting ETK into a haiku is close to impossible though, so you're forgiven.

[stuporfly]

Fitting ETK into a haiku is close to impossible though, so you're forgiven.

Exactly.