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Hannahrain
07-03-2012, 05:14 PM
Swing Lo Magellan
You existed already
At The Factory

TallGuyCM
07-03-2012, 05:22 PM
Shins Port of Morrow
Like watching homeless people
Beg for change but worse

Alchemy
07-03-2012, 05:56 PM
Fiona Apple
crushed the cords of pop-singers
with The Idler Wheel

icedKeg
07-03-2012, 07:08 PM
Santigold sings in
Master of my make believe
Songs of the springtime

Mugwog
07-04-2012, 08:39 AM
Pretty Hate Machine
Young angst fully synthesized
Reznor we love you

TomAz
07-04-2012, 01:12 PM
Lucinda Williams
Car Wheels on a Gravel Road
I give it an A.

TomAz
07-04-2012, 01:15 PM
The Monitor by
Titus Andronicus gets
an A grade also.

TomAz
07-04-2012, 01:19 PM
Dark Side of the Moon
Idolized, but just boring
C minus, at best.

santasutt
07-04-2012, 01:28 PM
Yes, The Yes Album.
Hipsters will never get this
Prog rock masterpiece.

rasooli
07-04-2012, 02:34 PM
Chonumeh Smiley
Eats a lot of food today
She is very good

bmack86
07-04-2012, 03:06 PM
Let It Be was done
better by the Replacements
than by the Beatles

SoulDischarge
07-04-2012, 03:21 PM
Human After All
not worth anticipation
for a follow up.

WhyTheLongFace
07-04-2012, 06:41 PM
Beach House gives us Bloom
An album worthy of praise
Listen all summer

WhyTheLongFace
07-04-2012, 06:45 PM
Echoes of Silence
Establishes The Weeknd
More than one trick horse

Boourns
07-04-2012, 08:20 PM
Hey Radiohead
I rank LP9 above
OK Computer

santasutt
07-04-2012, 08:40 PM
Pete's Rickenbacker
Makes Reckoning R.E.M's
Signature LP

TomAz
07-06-2012, 01:48 PM
Toys in the Attic
I liked Aerosmith a lot
When I was thirteen

TomAz
07-06-2012, 01:53 PM
But when I was twelve
Elton John's Greatest Hits was
My favorite one.

stuporfly
07-06-2012, 02:17 PM
Stereolab made
The same album twenty times
Peng! is still the best

nyarlathotoats
07-06-2012, 02:19 PM
08's Narrow Stairs;
Catchy, balanced overall.
Death Cab where are you?

bmack86
07-06-2012, 03:26 PM
Stereolab made
The same album twenty times
Peng! is still the best

I humbly feel that
Mars Audiac Quintet is
The gem in their ring

SoulDischarge
07-06-2012, 10:39 PM
Fuck haikus, how is anything superior to Emperor Tomato Ketchup. It isn't, so shut up.

bmack86
07-07-2012, 12:20 AM
Fuck haikus, how is anything superior to Emperor Tomato Ketchup. It isn't, so shut up.

That's what I meant. I was multiple-choice-drunk.

lt.roast.a.botch
07-07-2012, 12:53 AM
John Talabot, Fin
"Turn off that techno music"
Dumb neighbors complain

SoulDischarge
07-07-2012, 04:33 AM
Fitting ETK into a haiku is close to impossible though, so you're forgiven.

stuporfly
07-07-2012, 05:20 AM
Fitting ETK into a haiku is close to impossible though, so you're forgiven.

Exactly.

swiftmaggot
05-01-2014, 11:32 AM
Shins Port of Morrow
Like watching homeless people
Beg for change but worse

brilliant. jesus fuck