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guedita
04-29-2012, 10:06 AM
Post your life motto here. Here's mine:

Live every day like you're filming a reality television show.

algunz
04-29-2012, 10:08 AM
Explore & Play


Also:



FAMF = Fucking Always Making Friends

JustSteve
04-29-2012, 10:09 AM
Yale taught me "no means yes, yes means anal."

guedita
04-29-2012, 10:09 AM
Just brush your teeth for a couple extra minutes tomorrow morning

is another one of mine.

guedita
04-29-2012, 10:13 AM
It's probably okay to take that with alcohol.

sonofhal
04-29-2012, 10:30 AM
What doesn't kill you will make you stronger, with the possible exception of osteoporosis.

TomAz
04-29-2012, 10:33 AM
The older I get, the less surprised I am when people are stupid, and more surprised when they are not.

marooko
04-29-2012, 11:13 AM
Fuck off. But I smile.

Grant
04-29-2012, 11:17 AM
YOLO

Alchemy
04-29-2012, 11:38 AM
The food group pyramid is shaped like a pizza slice for a reason.

Sleepingrock
04-29-2012, 12:21 PM
Go to the bathroom in groups, its safer.

HowToDisappear
04-29-2012, 12:55 PM
This, too, shall pass.



It's very handy. It applies to everything, no matter the situation.

ThatGirl
04-29-2012, 04:55 PM
Never complain, never explain.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-29-2012, 05:02 PM
DON'T WORRY, THIS BONER WAS ACCIDENTAL

Mugwog
04-29-2012, 05:06 PM
Pull out. It's classy.

TallGuyCM
04-29-2012, 05:06 PM
The older I get, the less surprised I am when people are stupid, and more surprised when they are not.

You've posted this a few times over the past few years, and it's become one of my favorite quotes. A bit pessimistic, but so true.

SoulDischarge
04-29-2012, 05:07 PM
I honestly thought your face was a moist towelette. It probably won't happen again.

stinkbutt
04-29-2012, 05:17 PM
Never trust a fart

chairmenmeow47
04-29-2012, 05:20 PM
a wise man is aware of all that he does not know.

JustSteve
04-29-2012, 05:51 PM
You've posted this a few times over the past few years, and it's become one of my favorite quotes. A bit pessimistic, but so true.

we really have to thank the internet for outing so many of them. thankfully it speeds up the process.

sonnyboy11
04-29-2012, 05:59 PM
Have a good time, all the time.

algunz
04-29-2012, 06:02 PM
"That's my philosophy, Marty."

hippityhip
04-29-2012, 06:05 PM
You win some you lose some.

sonnyboy11
04-29-2012, 06:10 PM
"That's my philosophy, Marty."

One more:

As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.

Neighborhood Creep
04-29-2012, 06:16 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0P2W1QDfWHU/Tz6qW505KLI/AAAAAAAAAvU/lHVRdd4IKOE/s1600/No_Fear4.jpg

algunz
04-29-2012, 06:16 PM
"but you're not as dumb as Nigel are you?"

sonnyboy11
04-29-2012, 06:21 PM
"but you're not as dumb as Nigel are you?"

Can I raise a practical question at this point? ...

Are we gonna do "Stonehenge" tomorrow?

algunz
04-29-2012, 06:24 PM
Stop or I won't be able to.

No, we're not fucking doing Stonehenge tomorrow.




Boston is not a college town.

sonnyboy11
04-29-2012, 06:29 PM
Too late.

You're a haughty one, saucy Jack!

rskapcat
04-29-2012, 06:32 PM
Eat what makes you poop.

Mr. Dylanja
04-29-2012, 07:19 PM
Never trust a big butt and a smile.

betao
04-29-2012, 07:22 PM
I don't care what they say about me, just as long as they spell my name right.

algunz
04-29-2012, 07:22 PM
Too late.

You're a haughty one, saucy Jack!

So you're saying you feel like a preserved moose on stage?

sonnyboy11
04-29-2012, 07:39 PM
So you're saying you feel like a preserved moose on stage?

You know what I want you to do, algunz? Will you do something for me?

fatbastard
04-29-2012, 07:49 PM
Fuck em all but 6

frizzlefry
04-29-2012, 07:53 PM
When life gives you lemons, invent a combustible lemon that will burn their house down

algunz
04-29-2012, 08:12 PM
You know what I want you to do, algunz? Will you do something for me?

Haha, if it involves the signs of the zodiac or a rock opera I'm in.


"I'm jealous of us."

sonnyboy11
04-29-2012, 08:19 PM
Haha, if it involves the signs of the zodiac or a rock opera I'm in.


"I'm jealous of us."

Haha! Ok, we were doing great up till that point. But you rock! *fist bump*

I mean, people should be envying us.

BROKENDOLL
04-29-2012, 08:21 PM
All men can be replaced with 2 "C" batteries...

algunz
04-29-2012, 08:26 PM
Haha! Ok, we were doing great up till that point. But you rock! *fist bump*

I mean, people should be envying us.

Damn. It didn't feel right when I typed it either.


Life Motto:

Always follow your initial instincts.

rage patton
04-29-2012, 08:30 PM
TRY THE GRAVY. ITS SOOOOOOOOOO DELICIOUS.

algunz
04-29-2012, 08:33 PM
You keep folding them.

Tikiman
04-29-2012, 08:43 PM
Eh, what's a motto wit you?

Alchemy
04-29-2012, 09:02 PM
Haha

sonnyboy11
04-29-2012, 09:14 PM
All men can be replaced with 2 "C" batteries...

No. We can't. Maybe a 9 volt. At least 2 Ds! Plus I can cook!

TallGuyCM
04-29-2012, 09:52 PM
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

guedita
04-29-2012, 10:02 PM
^ That, Chris, is a winner.

algunz
04-29-2012, 10:05 PM
This is my new motto:

Chris is the winner.

Grandma
04-29-2012, 10:09 PM
Thanks Tom Waits

Hatinisbad
04-29-2012, 10:11 PM
old age and trecheary will overcome youth and skill every time

Grandma
04-29-2012, 10:13 PM
There's a moment coming. It's not here yet. It's still on the way. It's in the future. It hasn't arrived. Here it comes. Here it is...It's gone!-George Carlin

algunz
04-29-2012, 10:15 PM
I always miss it.

unit300021
04-29-2012, 10:34 PM
Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you

fiopadp7791
04-29-2012, 10:35 PM
The past few years working where I do, dealing with half-broken machines that barely run right and potential safety/quality risks involved-

"fuck it. run it"

alyssaf12
04-29-2012, 10:38 PM
Better to apologize then to ask permission.

also,

where them nuts at?

stinkbutt
04-29-2012, 10:40 PM
I think you're looking for this thread (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?57855-Stagecoach-concert-attendee-sexually-assaulted)

alyssaf12
04-29-2012, 10:42 PM
I think you're looking for this thread (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?57855-Stagecoach-concert-attendee-sexually-assaulted)

HA.


shit

Highly Refined Pirate
04-29-2012, 10:42 PM
The World Is Yours

Pixiessp
04-29-2012, 11:52 PM
"Yo ho ho ho. A pirates life for me".

SoulDischarge
04-29-2012, 11:55 PM
Hunter S. Thompson's "Buy the ticket, take the ride" has helped ground me through many a strange situation.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-30-2012, 12:12 AM
"Open your eyes and shut the fuck up" makes a lot of sense to me at internal monologue when I'm grappling serious thoughts.

Originalbob
04-30-2012, 01:40 AM
Not every cigar is a phallic symbol.

locachica73
04-30-2012, 07:42 AM
Hope for the best, but expect the worst.

guedita
04-30-2012, 07:46 AM
Not mine, but a very stoned father of one of my good friends in high school once told me,

Don't be afraid to hit the snooze button....ON LIFE.

PlayaDelWes
04-30-2012, 07:58 AM
Mañana

lilee
04-30-2012, 08:08 AM
when in doubt, just add cheese.

TomAz
04-30-2012, 08:12 AM
You've posted this a few times over the past few years, and it's become one of my favorite quotes. A bit pessimistic, but so true.

I made the mistake of taking the thread title at face value. d'oh.

TomAz
04-30-2012, 08:13 AM
Not every cigar is a phallic symbol.

I believe what Freud actually said was "zumtimes a zeegarh iz juzt a zeegarh"

TomAz
04-30-2012, 08:17 AM
Robert Frost:

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on."

guedita
04-30-2012, 08:19 AM
On the other hand...are five fingers.

frizzlefry
04-30-2012, 10:43 AM
In a world of thieves, the only crime is getting caught

rag and bone
04-30-2012, 10:48 AM
Anything's possible

MoSetsfire
04-30-2012, 11:11 AM
"Not my Pants, Not my Problem."

M Sparks
04-30-2012, 11:18 AM
It's not how you screw up, it's how you fix it.

rag and bone
04-30-2012, 11:21 AM
Live Más

locachica73
04-30-2012, 11:44 AM
It's not how many times you fall, but how many times you get back up that matters.

JustSteve
04-30-2012, 11:48 AM
Life: 7 times down, 8 times up.

Hatinisbad
04-30-2012, 01:27 PM
Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?

TallGuyCM
04-30-2012, 03:52 PM
Live Más

hahahahahahaa! I can't believe that's the new Taco Bell slogan. It's like they're not even trying.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-30-2012, 03:54 PM
You remembered it. You're able to connect it with the product unprompted. Job well done, from a marketing perspective.

TallGuyCM
04-30-2012, 03:55 PM
True. It's kind of along the lines of the "there's no such thing as bad publicity" train of thought.

alyssaf12
04-30-2012, 04:37 PM
Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love.

malcolmjamalawesome
04-30-2012, 05:18 PM
Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love.

From Awkwardly Phrased Inspiration

gaypalmsprings
04-30-2012, 05:20 PM
Don't take it personal.

Suffacated
04-30-2012, 06:23 PM
You give what you get, you get what you give....

unit300021
04-30-2012, 06:32 PM
In the grand scheme of things, we are just kings and queens eating chicken wings

lt.roast.a.botch
04-30-2012, 06:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIETlxquzY

Sexecutioner
04-30-2012, 07:04 PM
Everything in moderation...including moderation.

juloxx
04-30-2012, 07:04 PM
whoever says they dont pee in the shower cant be trusted

algunz
04-30-2012, 07:07 PM
So true /\

juloxx
04-30-2012, 07:09 PM
"I aint got no time to bleed"

juloxx
04-30-2012, 07:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZVkFrQkSKs

Alchemy
04-30-2012, 08:06 PM
There's always money in the banana stand.

Hatinisbad
04-30-2012, 08:12 PM
On the other hand...are five fingers.
It's always the other hand that gets in trouble

frizzlefry
04-30-2012, 09:39 PM
There's always money in the banana stand.

Fucking winner.

If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!

PotVsKtl
05-01-2012, 10:36 AM
http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?22928-Suck-dicks-make-money&highlight=suck+dicks+make+money

ENluv12
05-01-2012, 10:37 AM
I really hate when people say "it is what it is".

algunz
05-01-2012, 10:39 AM
Wrong thread.

ENluv12
05-01-2012, 10:40 AM
Wrong thread.

Me? I was talking about mottos, no?

algunz
05-01-2012, 10:43 AM
True, but I know there is a thread on here somewhere about things that make you sound like a douche or something on those lines.

I'm just bored.

In the immortal words of GayPalm, "Don't take it personal."

ENluv12
05-01-2012, 10:44 AM
Ah, I do remember that thread. No worries, didn't take it personal, just confused there for a sec.

amyzzz
05-01-2012, 11:32 AM
I really hate when people say "it is what it is".They may as well say "This sucks." (still wrong thread, I know)

Bonovan
05-01-2012, 11:33 AM
You win some, you lose more.

Grandma
05-01-2012, 12:18 PM
you can wish in one hand and take a shit in the other and see which one fills up first

locachica73
05-01-2012, 12:31 PM
My mom use to tell me that all the time but she said spit... I never got it, why would I want to spit in my hand. I was young.

She also said, well you can get glad in the same pants you got mad in. I admit, I stole that one from her.

EastLos01
05-01-2012, 12:52 PM
This one I was taught by my father....

Its better to lose a minute in your life, than your life in a minute.

And this one I learned...

You're either in the parade, or you're just watching it pass by.

algunz
05-01-2012, 02:32 PM
Or you're judging it.

PotVsKtl
05-01-2012, 02:41 PM
JfpzWlex4iw

Highly Refined Pirate
05-01-2012, 04:55 PM
Never trust a man who doesn't drink

NachoCat
05-01-2012, 09:22 PM
If you can't cum in her just cum on her.

ThatGirl
05-02-2012, 05:42 AM
The light at the end of the tunnel may be you.

BROKENDOLL
05-02-2012, 08:52 AM
Rock me through the good times and I can roll right through the bad.

Darth_Bater
05-02-2012, 09:24 AM
No brains. No headaches.

thelastgreatman
05-02-2012, 09:26 AM
Rule 1: Don't fuck up your own shit.
Rule 2: UNDER ABSOLUTELY NO CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER ARE YOU TO FUCK UP MY SHIT
Rule 3: Don't be old hat.
Rule 4: You should probably stop being a pussy.
Rule 5: If the previous rules do not answer your question... fuck it.

frizzlefry
05-02-2012, 09:45 AM
I guess that cunt gettin eaten

BROKENDOLL
05-02-2012, 09:51 AM
Anything that bleeds for five days and lives is a force to be reckoned with.

Originalbob
05-16-2012, 03:09 AM
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.

vinylmartyr
05-16-2012, 03:53 AM
ooooooh boobies

getbetter
05-16-2012, 04:29 AM
Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck out of me.

NachoCat
05-16-2012, 08:48 AM
It's not about finding yourself. Its about creating yourself.

kronz420
05-16-2012, 11:17 AM
Look out for #1
Shit rolls downhill
Huck it.. Chuck it.. Football

fikus222
05-16-2012, 11:27 AM
"If you party too hard, it becomes too hard to party."

insbordnat
05-16-2012, 11:28 AM
Never get less than twelve hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

bettycarolyn
08-07-2012, 12:31 PM
"if your too drunk to walk...DRIVE!"

guedita
08-07-2012, 12:33 PM
Yikes.

Starraven
08-07-2012, 12:38 PM
"YOLO."

java-do
08-07-2012, 01:06 PM
"YOLO."

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/175/315/PicardDoubleFacepalm-1.jpg?1316330080

nyarlathotoats
08-07-2012, 07:53 PM
^it was bound to come up sooner or later.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
08-07-2012, 08:04 PM
Yes, like within the first 10 posts of the thread, on page 1.

nyarlathotoats
08-07-2012, 09:26 PM
Yes, like within the first 10 posts of the thread, on page 1.

I forgot, and in honor of life mottos, "Don't look at me that way, it was an honest mistake..."

vulcandeathgrip
08-08-2012, 03:00 AM
Whoever you think you are I am

bettycarolyn
08-08-2012, 06:43 AM
i would if i could, but i couldn't so i didn't

H_is_O
08-08-2012, 07:51 AM
There's always money in the banana stand.

This!

PlayaDelWes
08-08-2012, 07:57 AM
I'll see it when I believe it.

java-do
08-08-2012, 08:55 AM
"do you rather be a liver,or have a liver?"

ivankay
08-08-2012, 10:46 AM
From wood shop:

Measure Twice. Cut once.

From a very bad hiking exeprience:

Do it on the trail's time. Not your own.

From Socrates:

All i know is that i know nothing.

casey
08-08-2012, 10:50 AM
"do you rather be a liver,or have a liver?"

I heard some guy say this on the plane once after getting properly sloshed. Except he said, "I'd rather be a good liver than have one" which I think sounds better than "do you rather be a liver, or have a liver?" because that doesn't really make any sense.

ThatGirl
08-08-2012, 11:00 AM
Hope is not a strategy.

chbludevil
08-08-2012, 11:04 AM
When life gives you shit, make shiterade

amyzzz
08-08-2012, 11:18 AM
Hope is not a strategy.I like that one.

java-do
08-08-2012, 11:34 AM
I heard some guy say this on the plane once after getting properly sloshed. Except he said, "I'd rather be a good liver than have one" which I think sounds better than "do you rather be a liver, or have a liver?" because that doesn't really make any sense.

I see what you mean,that phrase was thrown at me as a drink was shoved in my face.


"He who waits much can expect little"

nahuatldream
08-08-2012, 11:53 AM
"that's just, like, your opinion"

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
08-08-2012, 12:02 PM
"that's just, like, your opinion"

Both in the original context and in everyday practice that is clearly a response to something that someone else has said, and i fail to see how that is a motto of any kind.

JorgeC
08-08-2012, 12:53 PM
"No eres el primero, ni el ultimo"

actually, that's not really a motto. Just something my mom would say to girls when they got pregnant too young.

I prefer "I'll sleep when I'm dead" and "Is this the hill you wanna die on?". First one to motivate me to go to as many shows as I can. The 2nd to motivate me to keep my mouth shut or at least think twice whenever I have to correct someone.

nahuatldream
08-15-2012, 02:43 PM
Both in the original context and in everyday practice that is clearly a response to something that someone else has said, and i fail to see how that is a motto of any kind.

well, that's just, like, your opinion.

Starraven
08-15-2012, 06:17 PM
Both in the original context and in everyday practice that is clearly a response to something that someone else has said, and i fail to see how that is a motto of any kind.

UPTIGHT.






"A [wo]man who stands for nothing will fall for anything."

That is the one I subscribe to. Do I give a shit if someone else has already posted it? Not really.

algunz
08-15-2012, 07:04 PM
Clear your mind and BREAtHE. . .

ThatGirl
08-16-2012, 09:10 AM
Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul.

TallGuyCM
08-16-2012, 12:45 PM
Incest is best. Why go to the mall when you can walk down the hall?

miscorrections
09-14-2012, 12:37 PM
The world is my barf bag.

TomAz
09-14-2012, 12:47 PM
Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul.

Ignore facts that don't fit your worldview.

Neighborhood Creep
09-14-2012, 12:49 PM
Finish your beer, I'm getting pulled over

TallGuyCM
09-14-2012, 12:51 PM
If there's grass on the field, play ball!

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
09-14-2012, 12:54 PM
Your past two mottos are making me a bit concerned, Chris.

TallGuyCM
09-14-2012, 01:03 PM
hahahaha

santasutt
09-14-2012, 01:04 PM
The world is my barf bag.

The world is my urinal

zircona1
09-14-2012, 01:06 PM
"Do it anyway."

SepaGroove
09-14-2012, 01:22 PM
Ignore facts that don't fit your worldview.

Sounds very Republican.

kronz420
09-14-2012, 01:28 PM
If there's grass on the field, play ball!

Make like the tortoise and get there before the hare!





I am ashamed of myself for that lol

Mr. Fuzz
09-14-2012, 02:24 PM
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
how much, dough you hold, cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up

Number two: never let em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips

Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up

Number four: know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply

Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce

Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it

Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit

Number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too

Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police
If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin

Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow

unit300021
09-14-2012, 02:58 PM
"Everyday should be a good day to die"

icedKeg
09-14-2012, 03:00 PM
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
how much, dough you hold, cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up

Number two: never let em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips

Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up

Number four: know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply

Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce

Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it

Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit

Number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too

Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police
If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin

Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow

^^ follow these rules, you'll have mad bread to break up

kronz420
09-14-2012, 08:40 PM
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

ThatGirl
09-15-2012, 08:20 PM
Ignore facts that don't fit your worldview.

Wow, I guess I'd better subscribe to your world view, Tom, seeing as it's so broad and accepting.

PotVsKtl
09-15-2012, 08:44 PM
I scored 1.1 on my SAT And still push a whip with a right and left A/C.

TomAz
09-16-2012, 05:35 AM
Wow, I guess I'd better subscribe to your world view, Tom, seeing as it's so broad and accepting.

Tommy, you were looking for examples...

EastLos01
12-04-2012, 10:22 AM
FFS- Do things because they need to be done, Not because you're scared you'll get in trouble if they don't.

Shit, maybe this should go in the venting thread right now.

Dogvolta
12-04-2012, 10:37 AM
You only yolo once.

guedita
12-04-2012, 11:08 AM
HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON ON LIFE TIL THE DEMENTIA KICKS IN

TallGuyCM
02-21-2013, 02:20 PM
Make her laugh, make her breakfast.