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guedita
04-26-2012, 01:25 AM
OR AM I

guedita
04-26-2012, 01:26 AM
A few times have I been 'round that track.

AbbyWest88
04-26-2012, 01:41 AM
this shit is bananas.

jazzz
04-26-2012, 02:33 AM
womp womp

gaypalmsprings
04-26-2012, 05:06 AM
no doubt

nathanfairchild
04-26-2012, 05:34 AM
you must be feelin' hella good

malcolmjamalawesome
04-26-2012, 05:42 AM
Nominee: 2012 Thread of the Year™

Goatchella
04-26-2012, 06:46 AM
Where did this thread go? Spiderwebs?

Originalbob
04-26-2012, 06:58 AM
Psh, your sixteen ex-girlfriends are six feet underground, underneath it all. So now I'm feeling happy now inside the waiting room in my head.

BOOM!

Neighborhood Creep
04-26-2012, 06:59 AM
So glad I have this song stuck in my head now

Goatchella
04-26-2012, 07:00 AM
Love u sweetie. Good morning

Originalbob
04-26-2012, 07:04 AM
I love to wash in your old bathwater :lips
Love to think that you couldn't love another

Goatchella
04-26-2012, 07:12 AM
It's all your fault I screen my phone calls.

You rape me in my sleep

Originalbob
04-26-2012, 07:18 AM
If you ejaculate, is that still considered rape?

malcolmjamalawesome
04-26-2012, 07:21 AM
Sappy pathetic little me. That was the ravebro i used to be.

romanticizer
04-26-2012, 07:35 AM
Excuse me, mister?

Goatchella
04-26-2012, 07:40 AM
Baby if you wanna get high and baby if you wanna get low....it makes no sense at all, I saw red. I saw red.





One more secret lover that I shot dead.

weekendCrush
04-26-2012, 07:46 AM
In this thread, its only in this thread (only in this thread)

flowbee
04-26-2012, 08:07 AM
In this thread, its only in this thread (only in this thread)

You. You're new.

theresalwaysone
04-26-2012, 08:17 AM
OR AM I

I'm sick of you elitist hipsters being so negative about bananas. You aren't the center of the banana tree. If you don't like the bananas just STFU and quit bitching. Being a holla back girl means YOU HOLLA BACK. That's it. It's not supposed to make you think. When I'm with a holla back girl, I just want to have fun. Quit acting like your opinion of who's a holla back girl is better than everyone elses and keep an open mind.

thelastgreatman
04-26-2012, 08:44 AM
You came in with the untzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz on Sahara evenings...

DFrank
04-26-2012, 08:47 AM
but...where will this take us?

thelastgreatman
04-26-2012, 08:48 AM
Sure been raving for three days with diminished feeling

nathanfairchild
04-26-2012, 08:49 AM
What You Waiting For?

algunz
04-26-2012, 08:53 AM
OOoo Ahh... the pain is tremendous
Why can't I take it like a man
OOoo Ahh... the pain is horrendous
Why can't you lend a helpin' hand

thelastgreatman
04-26-2012, 08:55 AM
I thought I blew you well

malcolmjamalawesome
04-26-2012, 08:59 AM
Hush, hush, ravers

algunz
04-26-2012, 09:04 AM
Gavin Rosdale has extremely soft hands. :pulse

Dogvolta
04-26-2012, 09:04 AM
1000 internet points for someone who can find me the website with a looping .gif of a girl shooting a banana out her ass into the other girls mouth, the looping music is
THIS SHIT IS BANANAS B A N A N A S

EDIT: 1000 internets to me NSFW

Am I allowed to past links to porn here? In the case that I am not allowed to, just google it, its on entensity

guedita
04-26-2012, 10:46 AM
Somebody slap me upside the face. Hard.

Pixiessp
04-26-2012, 10:49 AM
Oh dear!

guedita
04-26-2012, 10:51 AM
I'm actually more of a Challah girl.

malcolmjamalawesome
04-26-2012, 10:54 AM
or am I?

guedita
04-26-2012, 10:55 AM
It's a real existential crisis.

juloxx
04-26-2012, 11:27 AM
Somebody slap me upside the face. Hard.

not gonna lie, this kinda gave me a boner

GuyInTucson
04-26-2012, 11:30 AM
This thread is delivering

thelastgreatman
04-26-2012, 11:39 AM
I am now going to put a song into Malcolm's head for the rest of the day with two simple words:

BLACK TITS

malcolmjamalawesome
04-26-2012, 12:08 PM
Already on repeat

thelastgreatman
04-26-2012, 12:11 PM
I want to find a copy of the full track to put on my iPod.

malcolmjamalawesome
04-26-2012, 12:13 PM
WHEN I FINGERED ARTIE'S DAD BWAHHHHHHH BWAHHHHHH BWAHHHHHHH

thelastgreatman
04-26-2012, 12:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmmF_Tcw1l8

Mugwog
04-26-2012, 12:32 PM
MMM HERSHEY KISSES

Hawkings
04-26-2012, 07:39 PM
I am now going to put a song into Malcolm's head for the rest of the day with two simple words:

BLACK TITS

i totally just a tourist here but .... holy f*ck he's back <dives for cover>

thelastgreatman
04-26-2012, 07:41 PM
That is the correct reaction.

Also,

GIVE ME THOSE UDDERS, THOSE CHOCOLATELY UDDERS

Hawkings
04-26-2012, 07:48 PM
so your weren't banned or hiding from Super Fan sent Seal Teams or assassination squads???

thelastgreatman
04-26-2012, 07:55 PM
Oh, I was banned. Like 40 times. That was a fun battle of wills. But I recently found a loophole and apparently thus far the mods are being merciful. Probably because, let's face facts... the place turned to a dump without me.

Hawkings
04-26-2012, 08:08 PM
7214 crazy kids wrecked the boards

juloxx
04-26-2012, 09:15 PM
Oh, I was banned. Like 40 times. That was a fun battle of wills. But I recently found a loophole and apparently thus far the mods are being merciful. Probably because, let's face facts... this place is a dump, i just like reveling in shit.

corrected

Goatchella
04-27-2012, 07:10 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h296/tntinucci/2012/625ee9db.jpg

amyzzz
04-27-2012, 07:27 AM
Is this a tinychat jerk-off thread?

casey
04-27-2012, 08:29 AM
Oh, I was banned. Like 40 times. That was a fun battle of wills. But I recently found a loophole and apparently thus far the mods are being merciful. Probably because, let's face facts... the place turned to a dump without me.

You're soooooo legendary, Randy. So legendary you have to run around the board telling everyone how legendary you are. :)

Goatchella
04-27-2012, 08:55 AM
King of clowns

thelastgreatman
04-27-2012, 09:04 AM
You're soooooo legendary, Randy. So legendary you have to run around the board telling everyone how legendary you are. :)

The fact that I stroke myself off about it doesn't change it being true, Case. This board needs an enema, and I AM THAT ENEMA.

Goatchella
04-27-2012, 09:05 AM
Don't speak...I know just what your saying.

Goatchella
04-27-2012, 09:07 AM
We'd let you help out but our project's too deep
Move on, move on, move on
Stay awake, just move on

thelastgreatman
04-27-2012, 09:09 AM
For the record, i think that Cara IS actually a holla back girl. Like I think you could holler "WET CUNT" at her and she'd coolly respond, "Got one right here, bud. What's good?"

Goatchella
04-27-2012, 09:18 AM
Instant gratification for you
Reality gone with a single click

Mugwog
04-27-2012, 12:41 PM
well from reading the dating thread, boosh is indeed the girl who will sleep with you on the first date if you bring her to dive bar and drink whiskey with her, dont mention pabst though, as she'll be on to you suspecting of her hipsterage

guedita
04-27-2012, 01:05 PM
For the record, i think that Cara IS actually a holla back girl. Like I think you could holler "WET CUNT" at her and she'd coolly respond, "Got one right here, bud. What's good?"

I'd probably just go, "Heyyyyyy"

guedita
04-27-2012, 06:57 PM
Is this a tinychat jerk-off thread?

No it is not. This is a thread wherein people grapple with whether or not I am a holla back girl.

algunz
04-27-2012, 09:07 PM
Holla louder. I can't hear you.

RezBanana
04-27-2012, 09:12 PM
Chewbacca!!!

Michelle760
04-28-2012, 12:36 AM
No it is not. This is a thread wherein people grapple with whether or not I am a holla back girl.

You are

frizzlefry
04-28-2012, 01:43 PM
Where's the empirical data?

guedita
04-28-2012, 01:44 PM
I was under the impression that it was more of an ethereal state of being.

guedita
05-21-2012, 11:51 PM
I'm considering getting dreadlocks.

Will this make me more or less Holla Back Girl?

RotationSlimWang
05-21-2012, 11:57 PM
... I'm not even joking, I'll pretend not to know you in public if you turn up with dreadlocks.

guedita
05-21-2012, 11:59 PM
THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION.

ods..
05-22-2012, 12:00 AM
more

RotationSlimWang
05-22-2012, 12:02 AM
Technically you would be no holla back girl, 'cause there would be no holla to begin with.

guedita
05-22-2012, 12:04 AM
Hippie Holla

blackchango
05-22-2012, 09:32 AM
GHETTO BRAIDS

TomAz
05-22-2012, 09:33 AM
I'm considering getting dreadlocks.

Get thee to bonnaroo.

caeden
05-22-2012, 01:53 PM
she went last year. don't think she'll be coming back

algunz
05-22-2012, 02:36 PM
Is this because you like dreadlocks or you just want to stop washing?

Goatchella
05-22-2012, 02:52 PM
I'm considering getting dreadlocks.

Will this make me more or less Holla Back Girl?

everyday she's wookin it

guedita
06-09-2012, 04:37 AM
Confirmed.

malcolmjamalawesome
06-09-2012, 04:53 AM
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