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thelastgreatman
04-21-2012, 09:46 AM
In honor of my (likely very temporary) return, I hereby call upon all the posters from my golden age of dominance over this board to poke their heads out and participate in a return to the glory days. When things were funny. When we would post in rapid succession as a collective, laying an endless series of witty banters end-to-end for minutes. When there were intelligent conversations. When there were still Great Men.

Tubesock Shakur
04-21-2012, 09:49 AM
Your daddy issues are out of control.

TomAz
04-21-2012, 09:50 AM
I do not come when called like a dog, I do not fetch and I do not roll over. I will, however, pee on your leg. Hi Randy.

Pixiessp
04-21-2012, 09:52 AM
I thought I felt a great disturbance within the force.

thelastgreatman
04-21-2012, 09:56 AM
Anybody wanna take bets on how long it takes some d-bag (likely Amy) to report me and ruin the fun?

chairmenmeow47
04-21-2012, 10:24 AM
so the texts were true.

2008 huh, guess it's time to talk shit about some soldiers & show up unannounced at board dinners.

thelastgreatman
04-21-2012, 10:28 AM
I think due to the time warp, you're totally obligated to blow me as well.

2008... a good year.

This time around I'm going to leave the topic of cancer ALONE.

stinkbutt
04-21-2012, 10:30 AM
7054

JustSteve
04-21-2012, 10:39 AM
Just visited the suprefan accessory shop for the first time in years. good times.

luckyface
04-21-2012, 10:42 AM
Welcome back, Randy.

And good call on the Superfan shop. I am glad to see the thong is made in the USA.

rskapcat
04-21-2012, 10:43 AM
QVS3WNt7yRU

thelastgreatman
04-21-2012, 10:44 AM
I'm still a little disappointed that never took off more. I will attend a group photo only if everyone is wearing Supre apparel.

luckyface
04-21-2012, 10:45 AM
Did anyone buy anything?

thelastgreatman
04-21-2012, 10:45 AM
I think Hannah and Corinna bought some buttons and wore them that year. There might even be a picture of it somewhere but Hannah never produced it.

stinkbutt
04-21-2012, 10:46 AM
Is there new stuff? I don't remember a yellow messenger bag being there before

thelastgreatman
04-21-2012, 10:48 AM
I think that was part of the second round. I should see what kind of new crap they have now.

juloxx
04-21-2012, 11:04 AM
Well this is as good of a reason as anything to post this song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

Hannahrain
04-21-2012, 11:05 AM
I think Hannah and Corinna bought some buttons and wore them that year. There might even be a picture of it somewhere but Hannah never produced it.

I believe my pin spent the majority of the weekend holding Alma's clothing together, but here's Corinna:

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2250/2452614135_ce5991e6cb.jpg

fatbastard
04-21-2012, 11:33 AM
I hope this means Ron is coming back too.

wmgaretjax
04-21-2012, 11:34 AM
i want a button.

Pixiessp
04-21-2012, 11:37 AM
That messenger bag looks awesome.

Miroir Noir
04-21-2012, 11:39 AM
I hope to see the thong make an appearance in the nude photos thread.

The onesie is hilararious and disturbing.

thelastgreatman
04-21-2012, 11:41 AM
I am off to go hop in a pool for a bit--it will resume being 2008 in a couple hours.

Bud Luster
04-21-2012, 12:34 PM
Hiya Randy (although I saw you at the fest last year), and hiya everyone else that I haven't seen in a long while (or really ever met at all) - Tom, Ivy, Hannah.

I'm actually considering weekend 2 next year given the choice. If things remain the same that is.

thelastgreatman
04-21-2012, 02:00 PM
I see there being an advantage in that any issues from Weekend 1 probably get straightened out for Weekend 2, but even though the storm made things colder than needed I personally am glad I'm not out in that heat. Where did you see me?

Neighborhood Creep
04-21-2012, 03:04 PM
Randy, were you wearing Converse last weekend? Was gonna say hi but I have only briefly BS'd with you on TC and was walking in the opposite direction.

marooko
04-21-2012, 04:29 PM
I thought dickhead attire was also available?

algunz
04-21-2012, 05:34 PM
I'm about to break open a lovely 2008 bottle of Chianti from Lamole, Tuscany. It will be delicious.

captncrzy
04-21-2012, 10:10 PM
I think Hannah and Corinna bought some buttons and wore them that year. There might even be a picture of it somewhere but Hannah never produced it.

I bought a fucking doggie shirt for Supre's dog and gave it to him on the polo field.


Also, glad you're back. There is a huge load of shit for you to clean up.

thelastgreatman
04-21-2012, 10:50 PM
I doubt I'll be around for long. Even though I've said nothing offensive yet, I'm pretty sure there are already Internet Crusaders reporting my existence.

SoulDischarge
04-21-2012, 10:54 PM
When things were funny. When we would post in rapid succession as a collective, laying an endless series of witty banters end-to-end for minutes. When there were intelligent conversations. When there were still Great Men.

This happened, like, twice. Maybe.

gaypalmsprings
04-21-2012, 10:55 PM
I hope this means Ron is coming back too.

He's still alive?

guedita
04-22-2012, 12:33 AM
I doubt I'll be around for long. Even though I've said nothing offensive yet, I'm pretty sure there are already Internet Crusaders reporting my existence.

Your face is fucking offensive.

sonofhal
04-22-2012, 12:34 AM
I prefer Ron.

cutterbutter
04-22-2012, 01:03 AM
There is so much board history I do not know...



































Thank god.

Originalbob
04-22-2012, 01:08 AM
ITT: weird amounts of love and hate flying wildly around

Sup, creeper! I finally will get to converse with the infamous monklish. :D

TheScenestar
04-22-2012, 05:09 AM
There is so much board history I do not know...

Thank god.

Be careful what you wish for. You may become the next PaulThomasAnderson AKA MattTheMovies.

disgustipated
04-22-2012, 05:47 AM
this should be fun.

welcome back Randy.

insbordnat
04-22-2012, 05:57 AM
ITT: weird amounts of love and hate flying wildly around

Sup, creeper! I finally will get to converse with the infamous monklish. :D

You're not missing much.

TomAz
04-22-2012, 05:59 AM
I finally will get to converse with the infamous monklish. :D

Well.. sort of.

betao
04-22-2012, 06:49 AM
"You think you're so cool with that fucking fedora."

Welcome back, Randy.

gaypalmsprings
04-22-2012, 07:12 AM
Next thing you know they'll let "E." back on the boards. What was his name? Deltasigma something.

algunz
04-22-2012, 07:41 AM
This happened, like, twice. Maybe.

But those were such glorious moments and definitely worth reliving.

gaypalmsprings
04-22-2012, 07:51 AM
Maybe we could bring back tags as well.

algunz
04-22-2012, 07:53 AM
Oh dear.

HotHamWater
04-22-2012, 08:03 AM
This happened, like, twice. Maybe.

And both times were just Hannah talking to herself.

algunz
04-22-2012, 08:05 AM
She is quick. :lool

Bud Luster
04-22-2012, 10:14 AM
I see there being an advantage in that any issues from Weekend 1 probably get straightened out for Weekend 2, but even though the storm made things colder than needed I personally am glad I'm not out in that heat. Where did you see me?

I saw you @ the fest in 2011 in the dome during or right before High Contrast. We only talked for a second. You mentioned where you were living and such. The heat for weekend 2 is something I didn't consider. Also hearing reports that weekend 2 seems more crowded. I'll have to wait until the final verdict is in. I was thinking that weekend 2 would be more chill (not temp wise). Perhaps that's because there isn't near the amount of hype for weekend 2 as compared to last weekend.

jazzz
04-22-2012, 11:59 AM
I sure hope you have a few more fucking "voodoo house" tracks to drop on us?

welcome back ***!

Taylor
04-22-2012, 12:10 PM
I'm probably not welcome in this thread but I posted/lurked a little in 2009, left then came back, and I'm just hoping someone can explain to me the connection between monklish, suprefan and thelastgreatman. i just love being a part of things.

stinkbutt
04-22-2012, 12:12 PM
You forgot RotationSlimWang and Trashcan Alligator

obzen
04-22-2012, 12:15 PM
lulz, is Randy really back? Unreal.

thelastgreatman
04-22-2012, 12:18 PM
It's nice to see that you're still a miserable son of a bitch, Soul.

And Guedi, if you're so offended by this face... well, you know what to do.

chairmenmeow47
04-22-2012, 12:24 PM
hi bud :) miss you too. tell drum and bass to be awesome and frequent again.

thelastgreatman
04-22-2012, 12:28 PM
Next thing you know they'll let "E." back on the boards. What was his name? Deltasigma something.

Technically speaking... no one "let" me back on the board. I bum rushed the board.

obzen
04-22-2012, 12:34 PM
"Bum-rushed"...














dick bag.

Suffacated
04-22-2012, 01:15 PM
Aww....fuck, I thought you died...


I'm pretty sure there are already Internet Crusaders reporting my existence.

Bud Luster
04-22-2012, 02:15 PM
You forgot RotationSlimWang and Trashcan Alligator

How can you forget RSW? A friend of mine that went to Vegoose with me in 07, and had his his good time increased by the efforts of RSW, always asks me "did you have any encounters with Randy Wang?" after I return from a fest or show.


hi bud :) miss you too. tell drum and bass to be awesome and frequent again.

Crap. If I ever see/hear DnB I'll be sure to mention, nay beg, for it. Rather elusive f'-er these days.

malcolmjamalawesome
04-22-2012, 02:17 PM
How can you forget RSW? A friend of mine that went to Vegoose with me in 07, and had his his good time increased by the efforts of RSW, always asks me "did you have any encounters with Randy Wang?" after I return from a fest or show.



Crap. If I ever see/hear DnB I'll be sure to mention, nay beg, for it. Rather elusive f'-er these days.

Randy Wang says trance is dead.

greghead
04-22-2012, 02:57 PM
You forgot RotationSlimWang and Trashcan Alligator

You're forgetting one.

stinkbutt
04-22-2012, 03:04 PM
There were 5? I must have not known about one of them

chairmenmeow47
04-22-2012, 03:18 PM
shit, more than 5. there was a time when all those names took up 75% of my ignore list.

and hi malcolm. i miss reading craigslist ads with you.

thelastgreatman
04-22-2012, 03:27 PM
Guys, guys, guys... let's not try and pin down exactly which names were mine. Some of them might still be secrets.

obzen
04-22-2012, 03:29 PM
Right about now, fuck off -- all of you.

amyzzz
04-23-2012, 10:22 AM
This thread is a disappointment. Go after someone already like the dog you are.

PotVsKtl
04-23-2012, 10:33 AM
I'm having a Cuban cyst removed Thursday.

Cheddar's Cousin
04-23-2012, 10:40 AM
Yeah, because I need one of those.

BROKENDOLL
04-23-2012, 12:41 PM
I'm having a Cuban cyst removed Thursday.
Your Bunghoolio will love you for that added space.

algunz
04-23-2012, 12:47 PM
Guys, guys, guys... let's not try and pin down exactly which names were mine. Some of them might still be secrets.

I can think of a few names you should be called.



. . . and the crest of the wake begins to swell . . .

thelastgreatman
04-23-2012, 12:50 PM
This thread is a disappointment. Go after someone already like the dog you are.

This is a thread for healing and fond reminiscing. The slaughter will begin in other threads, shortly.

amyzzz
04-23-2012, 12:52 PM
...because slaughter is only laughter with an extra s.

downingthief
04-23-2012, 01:00 PM
I believe my pin spent the majority of the weekend holding Alma's clothing together, but here's Corinna:

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2250/2452614135_ce5991e6cb.jpg

I remember this! Ah, good times...

jackstraw94086
04-23-2012, 01:13 PM
There are more imbeciles here now than in years past. Please show them how to troll in style.

BROKENDOLL
04-23-2012, 01:22 PM
This is a thread for healing and fond reminiscing. The slaughter will begin in other threads, shortly.


...because slaughter is only laughter with an extra s.
Whoa... So, if laughter can turn to slaughter because of an extra "s," then kissing my ass would become healing for my fondest memories. Fucker.

algunz
04-23-2012, 02:51 PM
Randy, tell me about how you hate teachers.

M Sparks
04-23-2012, 11:16 PM
I'm so relieved. I thought you had completely lost your wit and were posting as that idiot Hippiephonics.

While you are here, can you take care of him?

Alchemy
04-24-2012, 09:26 AM
The board is slowly returning to its former glory.

algunz
04-24-2012, 09:29 AM
Don't give him so much damn credit, people.

locachica73
04-24-2012, 09:35 AM
I have to admit, I have gotten a lot more giggles in the past 2 days than I had in the last few months. Randy makes me laugh. In a sick and twisted kind of way.

TomAz
04-24-2012, 09:53 AM
This is a thread for healing and fond reminiscing. The slaughter will begin in other threads, shortly.

promises, promises.

I'm not optimistic. People here now are so fucking stupid that half of them don't even understand that they've been insulted.

captncrzy
04-24-2012, 09:56 AM
It might take him some time to get the house in order.

Rick and I bandied around the idea that he was hippiephonics. I pointed out that the tone is similar, but the misspellings and other grammatical errors lead me to believe that it isn't him. At the same time, he could be purposly making those errors.

amyzzz
04-24-2012, 10:11 AM
PARANOIA.

TomAz
04-24-2012, 10:26 AM
Rick and I bandied around the idea that he was hippiephonics. I pointed out that the tone is similar, but the misspellings and other grammatical errors lead me to believe that it isn't him. At the same time, he could be purposly making those errors.

You think Randy could actually pull that off? Have you read his movie script?

captncrzy
04-24-2012, 10:30 AM
Yeah, I don't know. I thought maybe he was just bored or something.

thelastgreatman
04-24-2012, 11:05 AM
I am unfamiliar with this hippiephonics fellow. Was he really funny enough to justify comparison to the myth, the legend, the hat? If so, I may have to investigate his work.

Also, I intend to show the Nude Thread what true beauty is sometime in the near future.

thelastgreatman
04-24-2012, 11:06 AM
promises, promises.

I'm not optimistic. People here now are so fucking stupid that half of them don't even understand that they've been insulted.

HOW DARE YOU DOUBT MY ABILITIES TO TURN WITLESS FUCKSTICKS INTO HIGH-BROW COMEDY. Sadly I'm kinda busy nowadays with work so I can't troll full time, but soon.

Also, did you other comment down there mean that you of all people actually did read the script?

Somewhat Damaged
04-24-2012, 11:10 AM
People are also convinced you're trolling the movie thread.

thelastgreatman
04-24-2012, 11:13 AM
You mean like aside from the one post I made in there? I wish I had kept reading during the year or so I really didn't have any active aliases on this board just to see how many times random people got accused of being me.

The Movie Thread is no longer readable in any form. When did it turn into a giant arthouse circle jerk?

Somewhat Damaged
04-24-2012, 11:17 AM
I don't know, I barely ever go in there myself. Just noticed that Tim was posting and he's usually more enjoyable to read.

thelastgreatman
04-24-2012, 11:36 AM
Tim Alchemy or Tim Backwater? Whatever happened to that big bag of extra crazy batshit, I wonder? Actually, no I don't.

What have I missed in the last year, anything interesting?

amyzzz
04-24-2012, 11:37 AM
Alchemy.

algunz
04-24-2012, 11:38 AM
You missed Lotus.

thelastgreatman
04-24-2012, 11:39 AM
Sup baby, my name's Isabel.

TomAz
04-24-2012, 11:49 AM
Also, did you other comment down there mean that you of all people actually did read the script?

I read the first few pages of it. It was a little too emo for my taste.

thelastgreatman
04-24-2012, 11:53 AM
You should check out its final incarnation. I know a number of old bags who enjoyed it.

TomAz
04-24-2012, 11:58 AM
How much sex is in it and is it just plain old vanilla?

thelastgreatman
04-24-2012, 11:59 AM
More drugs and violence than sex, admittedly.

HotHamWater
04-24-2012, 12:04 PM
Tim Alchemy or Tim Backwater? Whatever happened to that big bag of extra crazy batshit, I wonder? Actually, no I don't.

This was his final post (unless Tim is hippiephonics). A quintessential Tim thread, I think.

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?45142-I-have-no-clue-how-idotic-%28no-I%29-and-ignorant-I-m-making-myself-look

faxman75
04-24-2012, 12:14 PM
I have missed you oh great one. Welcome back.

drugks Gillespie
04-24-2012, 12:22 PM
This is a thread for healing and fond reminiscing. The slaughter will begin in other threads, shortly.

Looking forward to this. Please make the boards interesting again. I miss the articulate ruthlessness and intelligent thought.

thelastgreatman
04-24-2012, 12:24 PM
That's right, shower me with praise... more... MORE. YOU NEED ME. SAY IT.

Okay, I just came, nevermind.

algunz
04-24-2012, 12:28 PM
That's all it took? Slow down, sweety.

thelastgreatman
04-24-2012, 12:34 PM
I've been reading my old threads and masturbating for about an hour and a half. Don't you worry about my load.

stuporfly
04-24-2012, 12:35 PM
At that clip, chafing might be your greatest concern.

algunz
04-24-2012, 12:36 PM
Do you come on pictures of yourself too?

malcolmjamalawesome
04-24-2012, 01:23 PM
Sup baby, my name's Isabel.

BabyGirl

kitt kat
04-24-2012, 02:56 PM
*welp*

guedita
04-24-2012, 02:58 PM
Sup baby, my name's Isabel.

Also confided to me that she was "a cheap ass bitch."

marooko
04-24-2012, 03:16 PM
I don't have anything to contribute either, so it is also nice for me to have you back. Now excuse me while I continue to slob your knob.

Goatchella
04-24-2012, 03:29 PM
Also confided to me that she was "a cheap ass bitch."

That was cracking me up...did she really say that?

My girlfriend was gone so I called her out and passed her the blunt hahahha

Geno_g
04-24-2012, 03:30 PM
Chadcid!

guedita
04-24-2012, 03:48 PM
That was cracking me up...did she really say that?

My girlfriend was gone so I called her out and passed her the blunt hahahha

We bonded over both having hemp shoes. Hers cost $30, which she thought was way too pricey.

Alchemy
04-24-2012, 10:30 PM
I don't know, I barely ever go in there myself. Just noticed that Tim was posting and he's usually more enjoyable to read.

Me? I haven't been enjoyable to read since 2008, which is why I'm glad this thread exists.

captncrzy
04-25-2012, 08:09 AM
We bonded over both having hemp shoes. Hers cost $30, which she thought was way too pricey.

She's a single mother, Cara. She has to be cost-conscious.

M Sparks
04-25-2012, 09:19 AM
I am unfamiliar with this hippiephonics fellow. Was he really funny enough to justify comparison to the myth, the legend, the hat?

Not funny at all, just the same amount of bile. I just thought you had lost your touch.

I mean, Alligator Trashcan wasn't so hot either.

bluemamba
05-04-2012, 03:44 PM
2008