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TomAz
04-17-2012, 03:17 PM
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/uponsun/2012/04/what_my_spirit_hood_means_to_m.php

euphonicfiend
04-17-2012, 03:36 PM
I like my spirit hood cause its weird looking and makes me feel and look weird.

I will not be bringing my spirit hood to coachella - its hot.

I will be bringing my monster hood that my friends made. It has glowing eyes. So if anyone see 2 glowing eye balls, come say HI!

Hannahrain
04-17-2012, 03:40 PM
I wouldn't expect a becufflinked corporate drone like yourself to understand, Tom, but to those of us who embrace the spirit hood, it's much more than just headwear. When I put on my Spirit Hood brand Weevil hood and mantle, I become the weevil. I burrow sunny midcentury modern lofts in the particulate fodder of gristmills. I terrorize family farmers and claim their fertile swales for my own and my kind. I nest in cotton pods and propagate cradled in their half-moon husks. I wear a weevil and I become one. If you don't get it right away, you never will.

Hannahrain
04-17-2012, 03:40 PM
Also, ten percent of my total purchase is donated to weevils.

Hannahrain
04-17-2012, 03:41 PM
And I didn't even have to wear my Spirit Hood brand naugahyde philanthropist scalp.

TomAz
04-17-2012, 03:43 PM
I haven't worn cufflinks in years. Years, Hannah. Years.

bobert
04-17-2012, 03:47 PM
That's hilarious. I know the guy you quoted in your thread title. IMO, this is a look that only women can pull off.

frozen pilgrim
04-17-2012, 03:50 PM
oh god.

algunz
04-17-2012, 06:05 PM
It is apparently not very effective at holding the brain in.

Sensuality
04-17-2012, 07:18 PM
oh god.

I'm with you. No explanation needed.

Mike Litoris
04-18-2012, 12:04 AM
Eric -- a guy who took to dancing in place before the music commenced -- added, "it feels good [on my head] when I am on 'shrooms and ecstasy."

It went from Indian Head dresses to this. They made it real easy to pick out the douche bags.

RodFed1993
04-18-2012, 12:11 AM
Sometimes I wish having a high IQ was a prerequisite to attending Coachella. It would sure as hell keep the spirit hoods out.

CrimesceneCookie
04-18-2012, 12:42 AM
oh no, people are wearing things at my coachella again!

ods..
04-18-2012, 12:46 AM
God this was the most terrible trend yet. It also felt like all the bros wearing Indian headdresses started to realize by the end of the weekend they were 2 years late. The furry bear hat mittens are the cool thing now. Next will be dolphin dorsal fin backpack onesies.

Mugwog
04-18-2012, 12:49 AM
is it really that big of a deal to all of you?

ods..
04-18-2012, 12:51 AM
No. It really isn't. Next question.

BROKENDOLL
04-18-2012, 12:58 AM
I'm very guarded when it comes to the brain cells I have left, and had it not been for my Spirit Hood on Saturday Night keeping those precious seeds of knowledge warm and cozy, I might not be typing this dumb fucking post right now.

BROKENDOLL
04-18-2012, 01:04 AM
I'm very guarded when it comes to the brain cells I have left, and had it not been for my Spirit Hood on Saturday Night keeping those precious seeds of knowledge warm and cozy, I might not be typing this dumb fucking post right now.
That post is probably reason enough for kids to say, "No" to Spirit Hoods, isn't it?

stinkbutt
04-18-2012, 01:22 AM
Tucker Gumber=most amazing name ever

Originalbob
04-18-2012, 04:32 AM
The final excerpt was at least the most honest of them all. Yes, the only reason I enjoy this superbly bizarre hat is because it feels good on my head while I'm high as fuck! High-as-fuck! The girl who commented it "keeps her brain in" is probably the latter.

I would much rather have faux fur near my face than horribly stiff feathers IMO

TheFestivalGuy
10-17-2012, 03:07 AM
So i just found this page by googling my name. HILARIOUS! THANKS!

Tucker Gumber

bananahambone
10-17-2012, 07:41 AM
it's what under the hood...... am I right? ladies?

getbetter
10-17-2012, 05:22 PM
Tucker Gumber makes my blood boil with anger.

omerta
10-17-2012, 07:39 PM
So i just found this page by googling my name. HILARIOUS! THANKS!

Tucker Gumber

The Real Tucker Gumber has showed up!:rotfl

IceyHotshot
10-17-2012, 08:33 PM
So i just found this page by googling my name. HILARIOUS! THANKS!

Tucker Gumber

Good of you to admit that your idiocy is hilarious.