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jimmycrackcorn
03-27-2007, 07:31 PM
<bored waiting for my supper to finish baking
if you answer my easy riddle post your own...


first you throw away the outside and cook the inside,
then you eat the outside and throw away the inside;
what did you just eat?

SubBass49
03-27-2007, 07:34 PM
corn on the cob

SubBass49
03-27-2007, 07:34 PM
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?

thelastgreatman
03-27-2007, 07:35 PM
Corn on the cob.

Sig gives it away--intentional?

jimmycrackcorn
03-27-2007, 07:35 PM
LOL after i posted it i realized i had the F@#$ING answer in my quote!

thelastgreatman
03-27-2007, 07:37 PM
Um, I remember that one... shadow!

thelastgreatman
03-27-2007, 07:37 PM
<---- used to be a puzzle nerd. Now just several other kinds of nerds.

jimmycrackcorn
03-27-2007, 07:39 PM
post one last great man...
i wanna try to redeem myself by solving one

SubBass49
03-27-2007, 09:58 PM
Um, I remember that one... shadow!

Yupp

mountmccabe
03-27-2007, 10:08 PM
LOL after i posted it i realized i had the F@#$ING answer in my quote!

Also in your name.

marooko
09-17-2008, 08:30 AM
Richard and Robert raped a rabbit.

Say it with out the R's.

Just heard this last night, thought about it for a bit. Pretty silly, but funny.

garrett222
09-17-2008, 10:18 AM
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

CalmerThanYou
09-17-2008, 10:27 AM
A river.

Did you get that from the DarkTower series? (stephen king)

amyzzz
09-17-2008, 10:39 AM
That's well-known riddle, Calmer. I'd heard it before I read the Dark Tower series.

algunz
09-17-2008, 10:39 AM
Richard and Robert raped a rabbit.

Say it with out the R's.

Just heard this last night, thought about it for a bit. Pretty silly, but funny.

I don't get it.

CalmerThanYou
09-17-2008, 11:23 AM
That's well-known riddle, Calmer. I'd heard it before I read the Dark Tower series.

FINE! :(

marooko
09-17-2008, 11:44 AM
I don't get it.

let me know when you all want an answer.

CalmerThanYou
09-17-2008, 12:16 PM
i want an answer

algunz
09-17-2008, 12:39 PM
Me too.

An answer to all things left unanswered, but I'll settle for a solution to the riddle.

marooko
09-17-2008, 01:10 PM
Dick and Bob banged a bunny.

TomAz
09-17-2008, 01:22 PM
I still don't get it.

marooko
09-17-2008, 01:30 PM
You're thinking too much, I was too. It's pretty damn silly actually. Richard, shortened to Dick, Robert shortened to Bob, and a rabbit, well that's just a little bunny.

bluemamba
09-17-2008, 01:33 PM
Richard and Robert raped a rabbit.

Say it with out the R's.

Just heard this last night, thought about it for a bit. Pretty silly, but funny.

THE MOST STUPID RIDDLE OF ALL TIME!!

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 01:35 PM
That's just silly, marooko!

marooko
09-17-2008, 01:40 PM
Is that not what I stated in the first post? Oh and mamba, don't make me quote people on your ignore list.

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 01:42 PM
you're right, you did. It's MEGA silly though

zenidogx
09-17-2008, 01:44 PM
ha! i love it! great riddle.

fiyahhh!
09-17-2008, 01:47 PM
When I am young, I am sweet in the Sun.
When I am middle-aged I make people happy.
When I am old I am valued more than ever.
What am I?

marooko
09-17-2008, 01:50 PM
ha! i love it! great riddle.

I thought it was really good because of how silly it was. I like shit like that.

ex: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?


Answer: I lost my tractor.


I fucking love that.

TomAz
09-17-2008, 01:52 PM
When I am young, I am sweet in the Sun.
When I am middle-aged I make people happy.
When I am old I am valued more than ever.
What am I?

a grape

TomAz
09-17-2008, 01:53 PM
my favorite riddle ever:

Why are we born to suffer and die?

fiyahhh!
09-17-2008, 01:53 PM
well, wine... but I guess grape would work.

Blinken
09-17-2008, 01:54 PM
my favorite riddle ever:

Why are we born to suffer and die?

God is an asshole?

TomAz
09-17-2008, 01:55 PM
no one puts young wine in the sun.

fiyahhh!
09-17-2008, 01:58 PM
so why are we born to suffer and die?

CalmerThanYou
09-17-2008, 02:01 PM
Dick and Bob banged a bunny.

:/


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fiyahhh!
09-17-2008, 02:01 PM
My visionary name is both past and present.
When I sink, I also rise.
But I'll never move until you sit down.

marooko
09-17-2008, 02:05 PM
I thought raisin at first, but figured that wasn't it.

zenidogx
09-17-2008, 02:08 PM
I thought it was really good because of how silly it was. I like shit like that.

ex: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?


Answer: I lost my tractor.


I fucking love that.

nice. i like that kind of comedy. it's not as silly as it is smart. it's kinda like listening to Steve Martin's comedy. it's just brilliant stuff.

marooko
09-17-2008, 02:09 PM
my favorite riddle ever:

Why are we born to suffer and die?

We're not. We live to be forgiven cause, Jesus H. Christ suffered and died for it.


nice. i like that kind of comedy. it's not as silly as it is smart. it's kinda like listening to Steve Martin's comedy. it's just brilliant stuff.

That joke is seriously one of my favorite jokes ever. Maybe it is my fav.

TomAz
09-17-2008, 02:19 PM
God is an asshole?

that's pretty close, the real answer is "because God is cruel and merciless".

CalmerThanYou
09-17-2008, 02:21 PM
My visionary name is both past and present.
When I sink, I also rise.
But I'll never move until you sit down.

I'm thinking the sky or sun...

marooko
09-17-2008, 02:23 PM
The sun sounds right.

Blinken
09-17-2008, 02:29 PM
Yeah but i don't get the sit down part.

marooko
09-17-2008, 03:58 PM
this is true.

CalmerThanYou
09-17-2008, 04:00 PM
when you sit down you notice it moving more?

ef

Blinken
09-17-2008, 04:02 PM
it is a see-saw.

allyjoy
09-17-2008, 04:05 PM
***ding ding ding*** Blinken wins... where's the next riddle?

marooko
09-17-2008, 04:05 PM
good call. Damian Marley says "Junior you're a genius..". funny, that part came on as i read your post.

allyjoy
09-17-2008, 05:10 PM
Mar, every time I think I have you figured, you go & throw a wrench in it... Damian Marley was completely out of left field. kudos.

marooko
09-17-2008, 07:45 PM
That shouldn't be too much of a surprise, all the Marley's are talented.