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SlowMotionApocalypse
03-29-2012, 10:08 AM
Looking for a chill open minded female to share a room with me at my luxury condo in Palm Springs either weekend. Looks aren't as important as a friendly and caring attitude though D&D free is preferred. I might also have an extra VIP pass for the first weekend.

I am 40 year old caucasian businessman, blonde hair, blue eyes, fit, drug & disease free. I guarantee you will enjoy your time with me.

Non-smokers only, please.

captncrzy
03-29-2012, 10:09 AM
businessman

s0nn3
03-29-2012, 10:34 AM
"Y.G.G.R"

TomAz
03-29-2012, 10:44 AM
He's looking for that ultimate GFE.

arsgunner
03-29-2012, 01:22 PM
shouldn't yer loser ass be on craigslist? toolbag

TheMagnanimous
03-29-2012, 02:42 PM
Looking for a chill open minded female to share a room with me at my luxury condo in Palm Springs either weekend. Looks aren't as important as a friendly and caring attitude though D&D free is preferred. I might also have an extra VIP pass for the first weekend.

I am 40 year old caucasian businessman, blonde hair, blue eyes, fit, drug & disease free. I guarantee you will enjoy your time with me.

Non-smokers only, please.


"Looking for a hole to bang at my luxury condo in Palm Springs either weekend. Looks aren't as important as willingness to bone me. If you say no to my sexual fantasy, you get no VIP pass. If you're down for whatever, you get a free VIP Pass."

Penis
03-29-2012, 03:14 PM
HAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Relic
03-29-2012, 03:19 PM
Someone get Lotus (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?44808-Who-has-a-ticket-for-a-hot-girl-with-money-!!!!!!!!) on the bat phone, pronto!

SlowMotionApocalypse
03-30-2012, 11:48 AM
I've already been talking to people. Thanks for reminding me why this board rules!

anxiouswife
03-30-2012, 12:44 PM
I'm not sure how chill I am, but I may be interested. I dont smoke pot or do other drugs if that's what you mean by chill. I'm 43, a businesswomen(as you all might say) from NY, and I was thinking about coming out this year. Will likely have to work some from the condo, but if all this is as turnkey as you say, it may fit into my schedule. Will get back to you on this later.

ods..
03-30-2012, 12:49 PM
anxiouswife

TomAz
03-30-2012, 12:51 PM
"work some from the condo"

captncrzy
03-30-2012, 01:30 PM
I'm a businesswoman. Do you have a businesswomen's lunch special? Because, you know, we're busineswomen.

SlowMotionApocalypse
03-30-2012, 02:59 PM
I'm not sure how chill I am, but I may be interested. I dont smoke pot or do other drugs if that's what you mean by chill. I'm 43, a businesswomen(as you all might say) from NY, and I was thinking about coming out this year. Will likely have to work some from the condo, but if all this is as turnkey as you say, it may fit into my schedule. Will get back to you on this later.

I don't know what I mean by chill, my friend helped me write the post.

SlowMotionApocalypse
04-06-2012, 09:05 AM
B U M P

Would like to interview a few more ladies before I make my final decision this weekend.

sonofhal
04-06-2012, 09:20 AM
I don't know what I mean by chill, my friend helped me write the post.

Is that the same friend that helps you get dressed in the morning? I think she's called a nurse.

SlowMotionApocalypse
04-06-2012, 09:26 AM
Is that the same friend that helps you get dressed in the morning? I think she's called a nurse.

Is that avatar your picture?

juloxx
04-06-2012, 09:30 AM
where do apply?

TheMadeleine
04-08-2012, 11:50 PM
Is this guy offering a VIP pass in exchange for sex? Isn't that solicitation for prostitution? Shouldn't he be banned from this message board community?

Wamble
04-09-2012, 07:16 AM
^^lol maybe you should have used your business sense & blue tutu to pull a "to catch a predator" on his ass, then blackmailed for the luxury condo & tickets ;)

Orphan
04-09-2012, 07:57 AM
Guys, we are all seeing this as pervy, but it's actually really sad and desperate. This dude had to get help from a friend to write a post offering money for sex. I don't know what kind of handicap this guy has, but show a little sympathy.

anxiouswife
04-09-2012, 07:59 AM
B U M P

Would like to interview a few more ladies before I make my final decision this weekend.
You never responded to my PM's. I'm OUT. Good luck with this.

Tinaturntable5
04-12-2012, 11:41 AM
"Looking for a hole to bang at my luxury condo in Palm Springs either weekend. Looks aren't as important as willingness to bone me. If you say no to my sexual fantasy, you get no VIP pass. If you're down for whatever, you get a free VIP Pass." hilarious

edbangme
04-12-2012, 11:57 AM
I'm a businesswoman. Do you have a businesswomen's lunch special? Because, you know, we're busineswomen.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv4stexjzI1qz70b8o1_500.png

SlowMotionApocalypse
04-12-2012, 12:35 PM
Is this guy offering a VIP pass in exchange for sex? Isn't that solicitation for prostitution? Shouldn't he be banned from this message board community?

Where did I mention sex?

SlowMotionApocalypse
04-12-2012, 12:37 PM
Guys, we are all seeing this as pervy, but it's actually really sad and desperate. This dude had to get help from a friend to write a post offering money for sex. I don't know what kind of handicap this guy has, but show a little sympathy.

Thank you. I am very shy and awkward around women. No amount of personal success and financial wealth has been able to make that go away.

SlowMotionApocalypse
04-12-2012, 12:40 PM
You never responded to my PM's. I'm OUT. Good luck with this.

OOPS. Sorry. Spaced it off. However right now me and Debbie are fulfilling a long held personal fantasy of watching Twin Peaks with me in our underwear. I found her on Craigslist and was able to interview her locally which is less risky than promising anything to someone coming in from out of state.

heyeric
04-12-2012, 12:50 PM
Debbie has herpes, watch out.

SlowMotionApocalypse
04-12-2012, 01:11 PM
Debbie has herpes, watch out.

So do I

OtisRed
04-12-2012, 04:10 PM
OOPS. Sorry. Spaced it off. However right now me and Debbie are fulfilling a long held personal fantasy of watching Twin Peaks with me in our underwear. I found her on Craigslist and was able to interview her locally which is less risky than promising anything to someone coming in from out of state.

Same debbie that did Dallas?

SlowMotionApocalypse
04-16-2012, 11:52 AM
Who's ready for weekend 2?