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Gorillex
02-21-2012, 08:46 AM
Hey Chellians

Post here if you have ever gottin some nooky at chella.

NachoCat
02-21-2012, 08:49 AM
http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-captions-cookie-monster-i-dont-always-eat-cookies.jpg

PepeO
02-21-2012, 10:50 AM
Trying this again, Gorillex? I had my first date with my current GF during Muse at Coachella '10...getting laid at Chella is not different from getting laid anywhere else. Just be yourself...if you're awesome...and try to smell nice.

SoulDischarge
02-21-2012, 10:51 AM
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Mugwog
02-21-2012, 10:53 AM
Pretty sure no one tried to get some limp bizkit going at Coachella

Mugwog
02-21-2012, 10:54 AM
http://youtu.be/JTMVOzPPtiw

Mugwog
02-21-2012, 10:54 AM
http://youtu.be/vbV69X6-UHk

Mugwog
02-21-2012, 10:55 AM
http://youtu.be/OHdd3T_xvWw

Mugwog
02-21-2012, 10:59 AM
ITT: We remember Limp Durst

billtino
02-21-2012, 12:45 PM
Hey Chellians

Post here if you have ever gottin some snooki at chella.

sadly it was before she went sub 100 lbs.

http://www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/122811_snooki_2_600111228092436.jpg

heyeric
02-24-2012, 08:08 AM
this thread is now for fred durst & snookie references

bettycarolyn
02-24-2012, 08:44 AM
honestly, i think it'd be super gross to get laid at coachella, unless you were staying at a hotel or house which is stupid - totally takes away from the whole point of "coachella". this will be my 3rd time going to coachella with my boyfriend, we both refuse to "do-it" cuz we're both so nasty and sticky and stinky and dirty and ew! so gross...and if you do get laid under those conditions....get checked out

shoegazer76
02-24-2012, 08:55 AM
^ Give taint a chance Betty.

Goatchella
02-24-2012, 08:58 AM
Love guys that go to shows with the thought of getting laid.


Hurtin.

baily
02-24-2012, 09:09 AM
honestly, i think it'd be super gross to get laid at coachella, unless you were staying at a hotel or house which is stupid - totally takes away from the whole point of "coachella". this will be my 3rd time going to coachella with my boyfriend, we both refuse to "do-it" cuz we're both so nasty and sticky and stinky and dirty and ew! so gross...and if you do get laid under those conditions....get checked out

Ugh...its YOU who refuse to "do it"....your man would do you in the porto potty if you'd let him.

sex is NEVER gross

You must be some prude priss....no sex during the festival....seriously WTF is wrong with you...I know you may not like sex when it's not perfect - you need to shower light some candles and find your inner zen...but fucking get off it....blow your man or at least fuck him a few times .....or trust me he'll find some other chick to bang....

we are men...we NEED to fuck....

or forget about it.....there aren't any other hot chicks he can think about at Coachella walking around in swim suits that he can go somewhere and think about them and wank it......naaa' there aren't any hot women there....LOL

I have friends that cheat and friends who don't cheat....the difference is VERY SIMPLE

The guys that don't cheat have girlfriends / wives that keep them drained

The guys that cheat have girlfriends / wives that have sex every now and then

The rule is 100% true 100% of the time

euphonicfiend
02-24-2012, 09:30 AM
honestly, i think it'd be super gross to get laid at coachella, unless you were staying at a hotel or house which is stupid - totally takes away from the whole point of "coachella". this will be my 3rd time going to coachella with my boyfriend, we both refuse to "do-it" cuz we're both so nasty and sticky and stinky and dirty and ew! so gross...and if you do get laid under those conditions....get checked out

Sweaty dirty sex is some of best sex. Coachella tent sex is also awesome.. you can be loud or play the quiet game. I would have to completely disagree about the fact that "Sex takes away from the whole point of coachella" If anything it makes it that much better... what is it about sex that would take anything away from coachella? ... I missed that memo. Also having sweaty dirty sex with your long time partner would not cause a reason to "get checked out"

I would recommend you get checked out after not "doing-it" with your boyfriend all weekend. He may seek pleasures else where. Good luck with that.

frizzlefry
02-24-2012, 10:16 AM
Sex with betty sounds boring, no wonder her boyfriend agrees to not "do-it" I'm sure he suggests to not "do-it" with her pretty often.

Stickjohn
02-24-2012, 12:22 PM
baily do you and your wife have any daughters?

brogore
02-24-2012, 12:55 PM
Ugh...its YOU who refuse to "do it"....your man would do you in the porto potty if you'd let him.

sex is NEVER gross

You must be some prude priss....no sex during the festival....seriously WTF is wrong with you...I know you may not like sex when it's not perfect - you need to shower light some candles and find your inner zen...but fucking get off it....blow your man or at least fuck him a few times .....or trust me he'll find some other chick to bang....

we are men...we NEED to fuck....

or forget about it.....there aren't any other hot chicks he can think about at Coachella walking around in swim suits that he can go somewhere and think about them and wank it......naaa' there aren't any hot women there....LOL

I have friends that cheat and friends who don't cheat....the difference is VERY SIMPLE

The guys that don't cheat have girlfriends / wives that keep them drained

The guys that cheat have girlfriends / wives that have sex every now and then

The rule is 100% true 100% of the time

DUDE! that was so ALPHA!!! Way to stick it to that prude!

http://www.popten.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/internet-bro-fist.jpeg

BUMP IT!!!

MusicIsMyBoyfriend
02-24-2012, 01:11 PM
this thread is now for fred durst & snookie references

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MusicIsMyBoyfriend
02-24-2012, 01:15 PM
http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?52256-Nooky-at-chella > http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?4887-coachella-masturbation

Womp Wobble
03-01-2012, 08:13 PM
honestly, i think it'd be super gross to get laid at coachella, unless you were staying at a hotel or house which is stupid - totally takes away from the whole point of "coachella".

From a girls standpoint I can see not sleeping with some random festival guy


we both refuse to "do-it" cuz we're both so nasty and sticky and stinky and dirty and ew! so gross...and if you do get laid under those conditions....get checked out

I don't think the conditions were that bad ! Granted, it was hot and sticky during the day, but beautiful at night. Shower first, then have sex

IHowever, Coachella is about the music.

Everything else is just a bonus.

dcbell05
03-02-2012, 08:25 AM
I don't think the conditions were that bad ! Granted, it was hot and sticky during the day, but beautiful at night. Shower first, then have sex

IHowever, Coachella is about the music.

Everything else is just a bonus.

Pretty sure there was a couple having sex in the showers in the afternoon one afternoon last year. Lots of male/female groaning.

billtino
03-02-2012, 08:47 AM
Sweaty dirty sex is some of best sex. Coachella tent sex is also awesome.. you can be loud or play the quiet game. I would have to completely disagree about the fact that "Sex takes away from the whole point of coachella" If anything it makes it that much better... what is it about sex that would take anything away from coachella? ... I missed that memo. Also having sweaty dirty sex with your long time partner would not cause a reason to "get checked out"

I would recommend you get checked out after not "doing-it" with your boyfriend all weekend. He may seek pleasures else where. Good luck with that.

Exactly! Since when does sex have to be scheduled or non-impulsive? I agree, you should still clean yourselves of all the filth building up in your crotches all day (baby wipes at least), but to just flat out agree to "no-sex" while we enjoy a music festival is to not totally enjoy a music festival.

frizzlefry
03-02-2012, 09:47 AM
If Jarvis Cocker doesn't make you hump the nearest man on Friday night than you're doing the vagina thing wrong

MusicIsMyBoyfriend
03-02-2012, 11:36 AM
If Jarvis Cocker doesn't make you hump the nearest man on Friday night than you're doing the vagina thing wrong


I'd like to thank you for my new sig!

billtino
03-02-2012, 01:55 PM
Apparently Jarvis "the pussy piper" Cocker will be summoning & serenading the loose Coachella women. Good to know.

seitron
03-07-2012, 12:33 AM
Wow, I've never seen people so offended at someone deciding not to have sex for three whole fucking days. Clearly her man is going to leave her for holding out on him for that long.

lostsoul86
03-09-2012, 10:17 PM
sadly it was before she went sub 100 lbs.

http://www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/122811_snooki_2_600111228092436.jpg


how she loose all the weight while partying and drinking im puzzled ?