It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[Mugwog]

well since they have almost cured aids thats cool, just dont let em know about the anal warts.

[Cameron Frye]

What the... ?
I should start playing WOW.

http://living.msn.com/love-relationships/the-heart-beat-blog-post?post=d29c5bb1-c026-474e-946c-43044018dfa4&ocid=OTD_0323


thought the same exact thing when i saw that...maybe i should start polishing up my MMORPG skills

[Gribbz]

Skyrim or GTFO.

[chiapet]

I've abandoned OKCupid in favor of just playing skyrim.

It's not really good as a dating tool though, since, you know, there's no real community aspect to it. Until I join a skyrim board...

[lt.roast.a.botch]

I still dont know why people on this board actively looking to date just dont date each other. Seems logical no?

[lt.roast.a.botch]

Just wikipedia Skyrim. Fuck that. Keep it OG, Second life.

[herro kitty]

What the... ?
I should start playing WOW.

http://living.msn.com/love-relationships/the-heart-beat-blog-post?post=d29c5bb1-c026-474e-946c-43044018dfa4&ocid=OTD_0323

This is totally true. I had a few WoW boyfriends and would have 'instance' dates. One dude would let me have great drops (items that are dropped from defeating bosses), too. Yeah, it was pretty intense. :)

Too bad the game is shitty now. No point to play anymore.

[Originalbob]

I've had more than one internet game hookup. IT's just sharing a common interest. When you're doing what you enjoy, you'll find someone who enjoys it too who very well could be compatible.

[Mugwog]

This is totally true. I had a few WoW boyfriends and would have 'instance' dates. One dude would let me have great drops (items that are dropped from defeating bosses), too. Yeah, it was pretty intense. :)

Too bad the game is shitty now. No point to play anymore.

Yo girl, what server did you play on?
I gotz a druid, I'll DPS, Heal or Tank for you

<3 <3 <3 <3

<(@@)> <--- look kirby gone cray cray

[Mugwog]

I've had more than one internet game hookup. IT's just sharing a common interest. When you're doing what you enjoy, you'll find someone who enjoys it too who very well could be compatible.

then you both talk about sex and if the girl allows it, man wins video game

[Sleepingrock]

This is totally true. I had a few WoW boyfriends and would have 'instance' dates. One dude would let me have great drops (items that are dropped from defeating bosses), too. Yeah, it was pretty intense. :)

Too bad the game is shitty now. No point to play anymore.

In WoW there was one woman in our guild, she was the leader actually, who had such a sexy voice over Ventrilo, but of the one picture I saw she wasn't really good looking. I didn't really talk to many women on that game, I was young too anyways, but I loved the hell out of it. Karazhan for the win. I learned a lot from the people I played with. I could see a relationship out of WoW being strange, but you could abuse it for good loot I guess?

I was a Druid too, feral tank.

I'm surprised how well(?) I turned out.

[guedita]

ITPORN

[Mugwog]

I learned a lot from the people I played with. I could see a relationship out of WoW being strange, but you could abuse it for good loot I guess?
Plenty of fucked up guild stories, one where a girl cheated on her boyfriend and slept with some other guy in the guild as he passed her DKP and gave priority slots on raids, even though she was a low dps hunter. With 3/8 dragonstalker and Lohkdelar. We're talking vanilla here.

[Cameron Frye]

Plenty of fucked up guild stories, one where a girl cheated on her boyfriend and slept with some other guy in the guild as he passed her DKP and gave priority slots on raids, even though she was a low dps hunter. With 3/8 dragonstalker and Lohkdelar. We're talking vanilla here.

um wow?

[chiapet]

I've also slept with several guys off an internet game. Who were acquainted with each other. Maybe that's why I'm anti-board-guys? Dunno.

[Cameron Frye]

I've also slept with several guys off an internet game. Who were acquainted with each other. Maybe that's why I'm anti-board-guys? Dunno.

i think that prbly happens more often than not. i met my ex off a message board, not a game, but still web related. my reaction to mug's post, if it's true, was just that...the story is heavy game nerd. and i'm a pretty big video game nerd, or at least i thought i was

[MoSetsfire]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04

50 DKP MINUS

[Cameron Frye]

Mo - what in the FUCK is up with that video?

[MoSetsfire]

Its a 40 man raid in WoW called Onyxia's lair. Some dude gets fearbombed into the dragon whelps and the raid leader goes apeshit. Back when i was 260-270 lbs I was a big WoW head. sold my first account for 3400 bucks (GM warrior/ 8/9DK thunderfury, hand of rag and MoM) My nerd side is ferocious. I've had it bottled up for years.

[Originalbob]

Is it a problem I feel dumber for watching the video? WTF! Lol

[fikus222]

Sheesh, way to dork up this thread, Robin.

[Robin]

You're welcome.

Maybe I will go to Blizz Con this year.
Must find costume.

[Goatchella]

You guys are the most intense dorks ever, it has been decided

[PlayaDelWes]

Don’t waste your time with the girls from Words with Friends; no action there.

[HotHamWater]

I've pulled some quality ass from a music-festival message board I frequent. It's bound to happen when you spend a decent amount of time interacting with the same group of people.

[Alchemy]

Plenty of fucked up guild stories, one where a girl cheated on her boyfriend and slept with some other guy in the guild as he passed her DKP and gave priority slots on raids, even though she was a low dps hunter. With 3/8 dragonstalker and Lohkdelar. We're talking vanilla here.

This is why I only date Pokemon Trainers. No drama.

[chiapet]

Maybe I will go to Blizz Con this year.
Must find costume.

Geez, I thought *I* was nerdy. I had to look this up.

I used to date geeks who were really into gaming and anime/manga. My social life involved a lot of ridiculous costumes. Thank god I'm too old for that now.

[Cameron Frye]

You're welcome.

Maybe I will go to Blizz Con this year.
Must find costume.

not sure why, i find the majority of women in cosplay super attractive

[Robin]

not sure why, i find the majority of women in cosplay super attractive

Gaming nerd fantasy.
Kinda like Star Wars nerds' fantasy of Princess Leia.

[wstsidela]

I wouldn't be surprised if you're all still virgins :)

[fikus222]

The hottest Leia ever looked to me was in her snow uniform on Hoth. I guess, sometimes the more clothes the hotter.

[Alchemy]

I wouldn't be surprised if you're all still virgins :)

There's been too high an increase of geeky females for geeks to remain virgins. It's just that the sex is really pastey and awkward, with displays of acne in the way a peacock displays its feathers.

[chiapet]

Hrm. None of the geeks I slept with had acne problems. They were pretty pasty and skinny though.

[Alchemy]

But I'm really proud of that simile...

[Goatchella]

Luls...lots and lots of luls

[MoSetsfire]

But I'm really proud of that simile...

technically its a metaphor, since you didn't use 'like' or 'as'

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Gaming nerd fantasy.
Kinda like Star Wars nerds' fantasy of Princess Leia.

There are wonderful photos of Chairmenmeow in a slave Leia bikini floating around the board somewhere.

[Alchemy]

technically its a metaphor, since you didn't use 'like' or 'as'

Incorrect. A metaphor would have been, "It's just that the sex is really pastey and awkward, with displays of peacock feathers."

[Mugwog]

not sure why, i find the majority of women in cosplay super attractive

Um it's because it is, a scantily clad woman who will defeat the lvl ??? Mintoaur of Azul'Theras and never cause a wipe is fucking hot
She'll kill the minotaur with a scorching fireball of despair, and then make you some chicken AND get naked for you

Hell video game woman may even blow you while you play a game (I'm sure you'll have to reciprocate, it is only wise)


But really tho: u got a girl who will dress up kinky gamer gal style for ya? Fookin hot

[Mugwog]

There are wonderful photos of Chairmenmeow in a slave Leia bikini floating around the board somewhere.

Nice.

[Alchemy]

I've only dated one girl who has owned a video game system. She wasn't a gamer though, and she certainly didn't dress up like video game characters. The most geeky thing she ever did was draw a picture of those poe ghosts from Zelda... I don't think I'd like dating a gamer very much, to be honest.

[Courtney]

The past two pages of this thread have way surpassed my level of nerdery. I have no idea what on earth half of you folks are talking about, but carry on.

[locachica73]

I'm with you Courtney, although now I am starting to figure out why my son was so fascinated with world of warcraft a few years ago.

[Mugwog]

He's meeting chix who wear costumes for him

[Cameron Frye]

I wouldn't be surprised if you're all still virgins :)

< surprised i'm not a virgin


The past two pages of this thread have way surpassed my level of nerdery. I have no idea what on earth half of you folks are talking about, but carry on.

:)

i think i still put a great taste in music slightly ahead of a gamer...

[Robin]

I wouldn't be surprised if you're all still virgins :)
Not a virgin, but it has been a while.

[Cameron Frye]

is gawker just making this stuff up?

‘Should I Date This Weirdo Who Sniffs My Crotch Sweat at the Gym?’ Asks Very Single Lady'

http://gawker.com/5896902/should-i-date-this-weirdo-who-sniffs-my-crotch-sweat-at-the-gym-asks-very-single-lady

[chiapet]

What Alchemy said. There are too many geek girls (or just girls who don't mind geeks) for geek guys to stay unmolested for long. I used to love seducing (okay, terrorizing) them when I was young. :)

[Courtney]

If by geeks we are talking intelligent, technology-savvy guys who don't like to spend their time being douchey? Well then yeah, let's be real: I STILL love seducing/terrorizing them.

[Alchemy]

Kids have it easy these days. When I was in middle school, all being a geek did was put braces on my teeth... Although, there was this cute fresa who saw past my glasses, my ill-fitting school uniform, and my steel teeth, into the true Alchemy I would later become. She sent a friend, as kids did in those days, to tell me of her offer to become my girlfriend. I thought it was very odd, because she was a stranger to me - though, I had noticed her in my math class. The next day, I accepted her proposition.

It was my least successful relationship, although, in retrospect, it should have been the most successful moment of my middle school life. But I was a geek, and did not think to take advantage of the situation. Instead, I was awkwardly unresponsive to her embraces - a bit rudely unresponsive, actually. I don't think we ever had a conversation with each other - perhaps, due to a language barrier, because she mostly spoke Spanish, and I did not understand. A school dance occurred while we dated, to which I said, "I guess we should go together..." We danced as though somebody forced us to dance. I think that was when she realized that she had made a huge mistake.

[chiapet]

If by geeks we are talking intelligent, technology-savvy guys who don't like to spend their time being douchey? Well then yeah, let's be real: I STILL love seducing/terrorizing them.

Well, I *hope* they don't look at it as "terrorizing," now. Hopefully most geeks in their 30's aren't completely terrified of girls...

[guedita]

I deleted my ok cupid account. I kept going on successful first dates in the sense that the guy always asked me out on another, but I ended up being so apathetic about each person I met to the point that the only reason I even considered responding for a second date was my deep seeded fear that I might never have sex again.

[chiapet]

I'm considering deleting mine too. None of my dates worked out (either never asked me out again, or I didn't want to go out with them again).

[Mugwog]

It seems everyone had fun on OKcupid for a month and a half, now it's just not that cool.

[Robin]

It was brought to my attention that BlizzCon is canceled this year :(
I guess no CosPlay for me!

[Mugwog]

There's always comiccon

[lehorne]

off to soccer practice. Done my duty today. If GPS can post the post ranking thing.

[Robin]

There's always comiccon

I think I may have found my costume...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3124/2702539571_ab5ecd5717.jpg

[fikus222]

Hrm, that's quite the hairball coming out of that cat's mouth.

[Robin]

Oh, Eric.
Just admit that the costume turns you on.

[Mugwog]

Well yeah.

[herro kitty]

So... I stupidly went out with my ex yesterday because I am a lamesauce, but I am glad I did because I realized that I am getting over him. We went on a 5 mile hike and had dinner afterwards. It was a pleasant day. I miss him... but I don't feel like I want to try to get back with him anymore, so that is progress. And I don't feel like throwing up when I think about him seeing other women anymore. So that is progress too.

It's been a hard few months, but I feel better about myself. Did I tell you guys I found 2 part time jobs being an RN?? I'm still looking for a fulltime position somewhere, but I am really glad I was able to focus on something else besides my shitty breakup. I'm on my way to becoming a boring grown-up! :)

[SuperFocus]

Hooray for being people

[Courtney]

It's been a hard few months, but I feel better about myself. Did I tell you guys I found 2 part time jobs being an RN?? I'm still looking for a fulltime position somewhere, but I am really glad I was able to focus on something else besides my shitty breakup. I'm on my way to becoming a boring grown-up! :)

YAY! GO BARB! That is terrific news.

[lehorne]

Hooray for being people

Celebrate Humans

[locachica73]

That's great news Barb, I give it a month before some hot doctor falls head over heals in love with you.

[Courtney]

I really need to stop reading crappy publications, but anyway, this is interesting:


To speak plainly, given the choice, eight of the ten men surveyed preferred eating pussy to having their dicks sucked. Or, to put it in entirely numerical terms, 80 percent of males would opt for a 70 rather than a 68. And what about the other two men? Yes, you guessed it: They're gay!

Read more: http://www.esquire.com/women/sex/death-of-the-blowjob-0412#ixzz1qdl3QWHz



EDIT: I MADE AN ANONYMOUS POLL (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?54007-Is-it-really-better-to-give-than-to-receive)

[psychic friend]

excellent news!

[Goatchella]

Ilovemunchingbox

[Miroir Noir]

Hey ladies, start traveling in this writer's circle of mature, good, giving, and game chaps! They'll probably soften you up with literary anecdotes about Philip Roth or John Updike, before gently pleasing your vulva and clitoris with their world-weary, mustachioed mouths. True, there's a twenty percent chance that the fellow will be gay, but a ten percent chance they will be Gore Vidal!

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I'm going to assume the reason men like performing oral is because that's where they know they can get results.

[Courtney]

Mirror Noir has an excellent point. But, on the downside, you may be forced to read more Esquire Magazine.

[Gribbz]

I hear more often than not from women that "guys don't really like doing it." Is this the general attitude, ladies? Color me shocked if so.

[suprefan]

Theres a decent percentage of women who like to give/receive oral more than even getting banged. Why dont you guys dicsuss that?

[Alchemy]

Theres a decent percentage of women who like to give/receive oral more than even getting banged. Why dont you guys dicsuss that?

I found that when I was in New York City, the girls were more ready to have sex than give/receive oral sex; whereas, in Texas, it was the opposite. I think the girls I encountered in Texas felt that oral sex was a watered-down version of sex, something that can be done to please someone that you weren't ready to have sex with yet. But in New York City, they felt that oral sex was more humiliating than regular sex, and it required more trust and comfort.

This isn't a rule, of course. I'd need to have sex with hundreds of more girls from each state to further develop the hypothesis into a scientific theory.

Thoughts?

[amyzzz]

I've never known a guy that liked to give oral.

[Gribbz]

I've never known a guy that liked to give oral.

Weird. Maybe most guys just don't want to admit it? Strange thing to be embarrassed about in my opinion.

[Robin]

All this talk about oral is making me feel funny.

[Alchemy]

I do, but some girls are better than others...
















Some girls are bigger than others.

Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers.

[amyzzz]

YES.

[Gribbz]

All this talk about oral is making me feel funny.

I like where this is going. Don't fight that feeling, Robin.

[Robin]

I like where this is going. Don't fight that feeling, Robin.

I can't wait to get home and ride that motorcycle.

[Gribbz]

lul

[Mugwog]

Oral pleasure is a must for both parties of when sexxing. I've found some women just like to get banged other than getting eaten. I mainly shoot for the women that enjoy giving a good blowjob. Nothing is more of a turn off than a boring blow job. I'm sure the same can be said about bad oral sex from a man, amirite ladies?

[JustSteve]

I've never known a guy that liked to give oral.

raises hand. love it. now how 'bout a kiss?

[JustSteve]

other than getting eaten.

maybe that's why women don't like it? the lovely references used? eating out, munching box, etc.

[amyzzz]

I meant known in the biblical sense.

[Mugwog]

I thought teeth were good?

[M Sparks]

I usually prefer to give than receive, but it depends on the other person. I've been with women who really don't get that into receiving, so it's not that fun, and I've been with women who give very, um, enthusiastically, and it's really hot. I don't know if I've ever had a BAD one, but certainly have had unmemorable ones.

[ThatGirl]

I usually prefer to give than receive, but it depends on the other person. I've been with women who really don't get that into receiving, so it's not that fun, and I've been with women who give very, um, enthusiastically, and it's really hot. I don't know if I've ever had a BAD one, but certainly have had unmemorable ones.

I remember reading a quote from "Texts from last night" from a guy that claimed he could die happy after receiving during a beautiful sunset while listening to Bohemian Rhapsody.

[Alchemy]

The first girl who gave me this service was BAD. I remember talking to a buddy of mine and saying something like, "It's really not as great as it's made out to be." And he agreed. I'm not sure if he was just pretending, and that he actually didn't know, or if we just both had a bad introduction. Luckily, it was just that... a bad introduction.

[Ride a Tire!]

Has anyone done speed dating before? I signed up for a thing in a few weeks and just wondered if anyone else had experience with such a thing?

[Originalbob]

congrats Barb on your progression (few pages late, sorry)

Miroir, sometimes I wonder about you...

No speed dating experience here; would've been fun back in the days. I guess don't try to over-impress

[HotHamWater]

Has anyone done speed dating before? I signed up for a thing in a few weeks and just wondered if anyone else had experience with such a thing?

Yup.


It was a pretty surreal night. Talked to one of them about Jesus. Told another I had a girlfriend and that was awkward. One of the dates was with my college Spanish teacher. One of the women works with my mom. Pics:


http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/tommyboyunm/001-7.jpg


http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/tommyboyunm/002-6.jpg


The event was held at a winery/restaurant here in Burque. When we got there we needed drinks because we already knew it was gonna be awkward and there might be a few women I could stand with a slight buzz. After that we walked to the back room and checked in. All of the women were assigned tables and all the men moved around. Each date was 6 minutes and there were 11 men and 11 women.

Before the festivities got under way, the blind guy (yes the blind guy) felt the need to have the floor and make an announcement. I thought it was going to be something about "respect my disability" or "I trust that I'm really talking to a woman" but it had nothing to do with his unfortunate place in the world. He felt the need to tell all the ladies that he is a forthright individual and that he expects the same. Did we REALLY need an announcement like that? The answer is yes. It was entertaining and helped me prove I could keep a straight face.

My first date was with Tammy. Born in Michigan. I think she was a nurse. Blah blah blah. But all I could focus on was the lack of symmetry in her face and her eyes seemed to be independent of the rest of her body. I didn't feel like they were part of the conversation. I don't remember much of the conversation other than me calling her a stalker for some reason then telling her that the Lions suck.

Next there was Becky. I've been really into women with glasses lately, but not her. Neither Sarah Palin nor Tina Fey has a 3/1 gums to teeth ratio. I guess she was normal as far as personality goes. I did tell her that I hate OU and that they would get stomped by Florida. She was too nice to really fuck with, though. So I just let it be.

Not much interesting with the next woman, Valerie. I was gonna get into a dark/death talk with her, but she cut me off at the pass. She asked what I did before my current career and I told her radio (the truth, WTF?). She asked what station and I told her and she totally recognized me. So she asked hundreds of questions about radio that I've been fielding for 9 years. Moving on.

Veronica. Not much interesting except she was my FUCKING SPANISH TEACHER IN COLLEGE. I always thought she had a cute face and she did lose a little weight. So I started flirting with her kinda for shits and giggles. She wasn't havin any of it and I think she felt creeped out. After a minute, I did too.

Audrey from Santa Fe was probably the hottest chick that I talked to. And she was a Treky. She's been to Star Trek conventions and everything. I couldn't reconcile the two, so I just had visions of her making me wear Spock ears while she fucked me. I guess sometimes you gotta dress up as Spock while you bang? If I was looking for anything, she would've been the one I followed up with.

The only thing interesting about the Normanda (Norm) is she works with my mom. And she is friends with my old Spanish teacher. So I just had to have regular old small talk.

Una looked like something out of Charlie's Angels. If one of the angels went on a coke binge and accidently snorted part of her tooth. And she was 40 and wouldn't shut the fuck up about how much older she is than everyone else. I thought that was a good time for me to ask her about the Lord. She said she's "spiritual, but not religious." And I told her that I used to say that before I got saved. The timer went off and I told her she seemed really nice and I'd pray for her.

The next girl, Kamalia, was painfully awkward. So I thought I'd make it more awkward. She asked me how old I was and I said 27. She said "I'm 30, that's not too bad." Then I said "That's true. My girlfriend is 30 and that doesn't seem to be an issue." She kinda stuttered and said "Oh" and I said "So anyway, where in Illinois are you from?"

"Serious titties" and "Lesbian" were actually nice girls. And I was losing steam at that point. I forgot exactly why I called her "Lesbian", but something about the way she carried herself reminded me of Gina from 40-Year Old Virgin.

All in all it was a big psychout fest and ridiculously awkward at moments. I did feel a little bad because as I was talking to one of the women, I got a text from the woman who I'm really involved with saying "Just thinking about you and wanted to say I hope you have a wonderful night." If you like random side show events, I think speed dating might be a worthwhile thing.

[Miroir Noir]

"Serious titties" sounded so very promising.

[Mona_Corona]

Hi. I'm not sure if I'm jumping in on this conversation way late but I read the first few pages and noticed people were talking about their experiences with OkCupid. I made an account a few months ago and within a matter of days my inbox had reached capacity...Not sure if that's normal for most girls on there or not. (Especially because I come off as extremely bitchy and high maintenance on my profile.) While there was probably only 1 decent guy per every 10 messages, I have yet to find the courage to actually meet anyone off the site. I do however have the OkCupid iphone app and it has a feature where you can see who is near by and meet up. I think this will be a cool thing to use to meet up with people at Coachella, so for all you okc out there I highly suggest you download the app!

[fatbastard]

That's weird, you come off as extremely bitchy and high maintenance in that post.

[Robin]

OKC was so 2 months ago.

[suprefan]

You're all so hipster when it comes to dating sites. Just create your own!

[Ride a Tire!]

Yup.

Cool thanks!

[kitt kat]

Meh.

I met someone that I really liked. We hung out for a month or so, but he called it all off on Saturday.

So yeah. Meh.

[Cameron Frye]

i haven't really clicked with anyone in like a year

hopefully will meet someone once i move west

[Alchemy]

Maybe you'll meet Kat.

[suprefan]

I got it! Just use this app to find all the hot bitches!

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/04/deconstructing-the-creepiness-of-the-girls-around-me-app-151-and-what-facebook-could-do-about-it/255351/#.T3pJitp2-68.twitter

[Mugwog]

Forever Alone club.

[getbetter]

You could always do one of those go with me to see micheal bolton threads again. I'm actually pretty happy being single.

[bluemamba]

I've been single for 8 months after going from relationship to relationship for 3 years. It's been good so far.

[Originalbob]

"Serious titties" sounded so very promising.

Oh, i didn't think Tommy would've said something about meeting me... Looks like the cats out of the bag ;)

[hippiephonics]

dour titties

[kitt kat]

The guy that dumped me blocked me on Facebook and our mutual friends are coming to me saying he's whining about the breakup.

Um, excuse me?

[JustSteve]

speaking words of wisdom, let it be...

let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be...

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

This thread is supposed to be about dating, not complaining about people we don't date anymore.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

also kat, every time you talk about your ex, he seems more and more like a giant fucking crazy pansy. You dated that pussy for YEARS?!?

[algunz]

I think it's a different guy? I hope.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

if she's talking about the guy she was just dating for 1 month then he's even worse

[kitt kat]

It's the guy I was dating who dumped me on Saturday. I could give two shits about my ex. I haven't seen him in months.

And I dunno, I thought this thread was about the ups and downs of dating? I mean, I got dumped by someone I was starting to like and feel comfortable/confident around. I would think that would warrant me just being able to be a little disappointed (and now, bewildered).

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I thought you were talking about your ex. This is especially strange behavior for someone you were dating a month.

[Alchemy]

The guy that dumped me blocked me on Facebook and our mutual friends are coming to me saying he's whining about the breakup.

Um, excuse me?

It must be really awkward when you run into him in the hallway. Ask his best friend to the prom. That will really up the controversy on his Facebook wall.

[fatbastard]

It's the guy I was dating who dumped me on Saturday. I could give two shits about my ex. I haven't seen him in months.

And I dunno, I thought this thread was about the ups and downs of dating? I mean, I got dumped by someone I was starting to like and feel comfortable/confident around. I would think that would warrant me just being able to be a little disappointed (and now, bewildered).

Sorry to hear about this.

[kitt kat]

ask his best friend to the prom. That will really up the controversy on his Facebook wall.

Right before he dumped me, he was all, "Hey, do you remember my friend so-and-so from the party? You two should really hang out. You like all the same stuff, you hate on ravers and he likes Kraftwerk too."

To which I replied, "Oh, haha. Yeah."

And then he keeps going on and on about it: "Yeah you two should hang out, I think you'd get along. I was telling him you two should hang out and even he said, 'Well I hate ravers, but I love Kraftwerk' and I said, 'Well so does she."

And then he dumped me...so it was immediately afterwards I realized that I was being SET UP and DUMPED simultaneously and I was like WTF.


Sorry to hear about this.

Thanks, I appreciate it. I guess that's "dating"! Ugh.

[Alchemy]

Right before he dumped me, he was all, "Hey, do you remember my friend so-and-so from the party? You two should really hang out. You like all the same stuff, you hate on ravers and he likes Kraftwerk too."

To which I replied, "Oh, haha. Yeah."

And then he keeps going on and on about it: "Yeah you two should hang out, I think you'd get along. I was telling him you two should hang out and even he said, 'Well I hate ravers, but I love Kraftwerk' and I said, 'Well so does she."

And then he dumped me...so it was immediately afterwards I realized that I was being SET UP and DUMPED simultaneously and I was like WTF.

He felt guilty for his intentions to dump you and wanted to give you his friend so that you would not be left with nothing. I would ask for the monetary equivalent, instead.

[lt.roast.a.botch]

Huh? Why is the guy whining? Did he explicitly break up with you or did you infer that based on his suggestion to hang out with someone else?

[Alchemy]

People told her he was whining.

EDIT: Though, I am curious as to how he dumped you, Kat. Tell us the dialogue.

[Mugwog]

Right before he dumped me, he was all, "Hey, do you remember my friend so-and-so from the party? You two should really hang out. You like all the same stuff, you hate on ravers and he likes Kraftwerk too."

To which I replied, "Oh, haha. Yeah."

And then he keeps going on and on about it: "Yeah you two should hang out, I think you'd get along. I was telling him you two should hang out and even he said, 'Well I hate ravers, but I love Kraftwerk' and I said, 'Well so does she."

And then he dumped me...so it was immediately afterwards I realized that I was being SET UP and DUMPED simultaneously and I was like WTF.



Thanks, I appreciate it. I guess that's "dating"! Ugh.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1s1keYlYW1qacwnwo1_500.jpg

[MoSetsfire]

thats a pretty considerate break up. I've never used the "let me pawn you on my friend" approach

[Robin]

This thread is supposed to be about dating, not complaining about people we don't date anymore.

I started dating someone. It's ok.

[HandBanana]

http://i.imgur.com/IkN73.jpg

[JorgeC]

thats a pretty considerate break up. I've never used the "let me pawn you on my friend" approach

is this even acceptable? I've never (knowingly) hooked up with anyone my friend has been with. I'm sure there are exceptions if the circumstances are right, but i'd rather spend the time getting to know a new person than trying to be in a relationship with a friend of a person that it already didn't work out with. I'd be wondering if they only wanted to date me for the awesome sex they heard about from their friend.

[MoSetsfire]

is this even acceptable? I've never (knowingly) hooked up with anyone my friend has been with. I'm sure there are exceptions if the circumstances are right, but i'd rather spend the time getting to know a new person than trying to be in a relationship with a friend of a person that it already didn't work out with. I'd be wondering if they only wanted to date me for the awesome sex they heard about from their friend.

I've never thought of it before. When I break up with a girl the goal is to get her out of my life, not relocate her.

[Robin]

He was probably just trying to get his friend laid.

[Goatchella]

Something must be wrong with her...

[MoSetsfire]

He was probably just trying to get his friend laid.

That's reasonable. What a stand up guy.

[Robin]

On a date right now. He brought me to the pool hall. What guy does that?

[fikus222]

A guy who doesn't mind losing to a girl...unintentionally.

[Mugwog]

On a date right now. He brought me to the pool hall. What guy does that?

Drink up and show him how you handle a stick and some balls.

He's a smart man.

[Ha.SK]

My boyfriend told me one of his ex's use to love giving oral and swallowed.
I told him he should have married her.
He just shook his head.

[suprefan]

Guess you should stop swallowing so he wont marry you then.

[Originalbob]

Guess you should stop swallowing so he wont marry you then.

This sounds rather counter productive in my book o' relationships. You gotta lose a little to gain a little--always a compromise!

[mountmccabe]

On a date right now. He brought me to the pool hall. What guy does that?

That sounds like a fun place to go on a date! A lot more interactive than a movie and less pressure to constantly create conversation from nothing like getting drinks or coffee*.

Though if you don't like pool that's a different story. Or if he doesn't like pool that's an even different, very strange story.

[locachica73]

On a date right now. He brought me to the pool hall. What guy does that?

Most of my dates were at pool halls... I usually kicked their ass. :)

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

That sounds like a fun place to go on a date! A lot more interactive than a movie and less pressure to constantly create conversation from nothing like getting drinks or coffee*.

Though if you don't like pool that's a different story. Or if he doesn't like pool that's an even different, very strange story.

Yeah, i agree. You get to both interact and have a distraction in the form of a game. Unless it's a really scummy, divey pool hall and all his bros are there too.

[locachica73]

Scummy, divey pool halls usually have the best jukebox and people watching. You might get stabbed but that's half the fun.

[Robin]

It was a lot of fun. Got a few beers in.
I think he let me win the first 3 games.

[Errant]

Will there be a second date?

[Robin]

Will there be a second date?

That wasn't date #1 :)

ps - Keep an eye out for "Sassy Cunt" again. She'll be rolling in on a blue SUV.

[Errant]

I can't make it this time :(

[Robin]

I can't make it this time :(
SUCK! Y'all were awesome neighbors last year.


Is it bad that I got a little excited over this? Just a little, though.
http://now.msn.com/now/0405-star-wars-condoms.aspx

[lehorne]

pool halls are for pool, drinkin, and gamblin. Not girls. Unless they are there to whoop your ass on the felt.

[ThatGirl]

pool halls are for pool, drinkin, and gamblin. Not girls. Unless they are there to whoop your ass on the felt.

There are many ladies that know how to weild a cue with authority.

[algunz]

Guess you should stop swallowing so he wont marry you then.

This doesn't make any sense.

[lehorne]

There are many ladies that know how to weild a cue with authority.

I know, I got smoked by a girl named Kelly out on Oahu a couple summers ago and I'm a decent player. Also a big fan of the women's nine ball tour (Allison "The Duchess of Doom" Fisher, "Lil Devil Girl" Ga-yung Kim, "Irish Invader" Karen Corr, Black Widow, all of them). Just saying that a poolhall is no place for non-players...there is nothing cute about missing the ball, then giggling about it while scouting the room afterward looking for attention. I don't find that funny at all and it brings down the collective environment.

[bluemamba]

Right before he dumped me, he was all, "Hey, do you remember my friend so-and-so from the party? You two should really hang out. You like all the same stuff, you hate on ravers and he likes Kraftwerk too."
To which I replied, "Oh, haha. Yeah."
And then he keeps going on and on about it: "Yeah you two should hang out, I think you'd get along. I was telling him you two should hang out and even he said, 'Well I hate ravers, but I love Kraftwerk' and I said, 'Well so does she."
And then he dumped me...so it was immediately afterwards I realized that I was being SET UP and DUMPED simultaneously and I was like WTF.
I guess that's "dating"! Ugh.
Where do you find these guys? He can't even break up properly.


I've never thought of it before. When I break up with a girl the goal is to get her out of my life, not relocate her.
Exactly


He was probably just trying to get his friend laid.
Can you blame him?

On a date right now. He brought me to the pool hall. What guy does that?
Where would your ideal place to be taken out be? Ideal date?

My boyfriend told me one of his ex's use to love giving oral and swallowed.
I told him he should have married her.
He just shook his head.
In disappointment??

[Robin]

Where would your ideal place to be taken out be? Ideal date?


I always enjoyed going someplace where we can have a picnic like a park or beach. Grill up some food, have some wine.
This way, we can just sit, relax and converse without having to worry about money or being rushed out by the server.

[Ha.SK]

I dunno if it was in disappoinment or maybe regret...I guess you'll have to ask him. I hate giving bjs.

[Gundam]

Ilovemunchingbox


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4-ChcL6Pzo

[OnlyNonStranger]

I hate giving bjs.

Selfish.

[DirtyPistol]

I hate giving bjs.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGHY274Ey2Q

[Ha.SK]

Louie Louie Louie Louieeeeee

[Robin]

I hate giving bjs.

Is there a good reason behind this?

[chairmenmeow47]

6 dates and over 2 months later i'm starting to get a wee bit smitten. by next coachella we'll be necking.

[Ha.SK]

Is there a good reason behind this?

Too much work involved and I don't get off on it...and a little degrading.

[chairmenmeow47]

how is pleasing someone degrading?

[Robin]

Too much work involved and I don't get off on it...and a little degrading.

Do you let him go down on you?

[guedita]

I feel like more often than not it's just hard to stop from laughing when there's a dick in your mouth. There is just something so comedic about it.

[Ha.SK]

I'm not into oral in general.

[Robin]

I feel like more often than not it's just hard to stop from laughing when there's a dick in your mouth. There is just something so comedic about it.
If I laugh the next time I go down on a guy, I'm going to blame it on you.

[guedita]

I am in general, though, amused by the penis.

[Ha.SK]

Lol

[kitt kat]

I am in general, though, amused by the penis.

As am I, but it doesn't detract from my general enjoyment of giving a cute guy a BJ. So, I dunno.

Dammit, now it's gonna make me laugh all the time too! Fuck.

[BROKENDOLL]

As am I, but it doesn't detract from my general enjoyment of giving a cute guy a BJ. So, I dunno.

Dammit, now it's gonna make me laugh all the time too! Fuck.
Kat, what would you do if you met a really cute guy, I'm talkin' a total babe... and the moment he dropped trou, you were faced with about the ugliest monstrosity of a weiner that you had ever gone head to head against? Would you look up at his total babe face and be able to overlook the deformities down below, or would you let out an instant, "Ewwwwww, there's no way I'm putting that in my mouth, that's just yucky!" And then just start laughing like all the rest of the times a BJ fell into play?

[Mugwog]

Is there a good reason behind this?


I feel like more often than not it's just hard to stop from laughing when there's a dick in your mouth. There is just something so comedic about it.


As am I, but it doesn't detract from my general enjoyment of giving a cute guy a BJ. So, I dunno.

Salute to the women of the board who BJ

[Gundam]

The act of oral is about pleasing your partner, and should be fun for both parties.

Girl goes down on me...
Dick in her mouth as she begins to laugh.
Me: why are you laughing?
Her: there is a dick in mouth.... Hahahah
me: I love you... Now finish up.

[Robin]

I hate you guys, cause I think I'm seriously going to laugh the next time I go down on someone.
Right now, I'm picturing Cara pointing at a penis and just laughing hysterically.

[Goatchella]

I feel like more often than not it's just hard to stop from laughing when there's a dick in your mouth. There is just something so comedic about it.

I want to make you laugh

[SuperFocus]

Kiss after dick? Or brush teeth first

[Gundam]

Kiss after dick? Or brush teeth first

The kiss if death, and no brushing... Kills the mood.

[guedita]

What? Kiss your partners after oral you fucking goons.

[euphonicfiend]

I have a question that's off topic. Is it wrong to accept drinks offered at shows/bars/festivals from a person of the opposite sex when you are in a relationship? Now when someone offers to buy me a drink - I always say " I have a boyfriend who is over there ( points to boyfriend) but you are welcome to buy me a drink" - Is that wrong or not okay to do?

[Robin]

Kiss after dick? Or brush teeth first

That's the dude's decision. If he wants to kiss me, great. If not, then I will brush my teeth.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

i want all of our fluids everywhere during sex. Putting your dick in someone's mouth and then expecting them to brush their teeth before kissing you is fucking weird.

[Mugwog]

If you swallow the chum you'll get a good smacker to show appreciation
Then I sleep

[guedita]

i want all of our fluids everywhere during sex. Putting your dick in someone's mouth and then expecting them to brush their teeth before kissing you is fucking weird.

Yeah, a few of my friends have told me about people showering like INSTANTLY after sex. It's so weird. It's like, hey, we're being expressively intimate with one another's bodies NOWIT'SOVERIBETTERCLEANSEMYSELFEWWWW

[locachica73]

Yeah, a few of my friends have told me about people showering like INSTANTLY after sex. It's so weird. It's like, hey, we're being expressively intimate with one another's bodies NOWIT'SOVERIBETTERCLEANSEMYSELFEWWWW

My ex husband always took a shower immediately after. I had to as well so I wouldn't be "dirty" (I can't remember how to say dirty in spanish, it's all goneeeeeeee).

[kitt kat]

I have a question that's off topic. Is it wrong to accept drinks offered at shows/bars/festivals from a person of the opposite sex when you are in a relationship? Now when someone offers to buy me a drink - I always say " I have a boyfriend who is over there ( points to boyfriend) but you are welcome to buy me a drink" - Is that wrong or not okay to do?

Um. No.

Save the people who want to buy drinks for girls for the single ladies. How fucking selfish.



And yeah, that stupid hot guy I was seeing was very into cleaning up. I think he had a fear of bodily fluids. It really turned me off.

[Mugwog]

We can share fluids Kat

[JustSteve]

Um. No.

Save the people who want to buy drinks for girls for the single ladies. How fucking selfish.

overreact much?

[kitt kat]

No. It's not.

[Robin]

Save the people who want to buy drinks for girls for the single ladies. How fucking selfish.


I don't see how that's selfish. She tells the guy that she has a boyfriend and points.
She's not leading him on at all.

[hippityhip]

My ex husband always took a shower immediately after. I had to as well so I wouldn't be "dirty" (I can't remember how to say dirty in spanish, it's all goneeeeeeee).

Sucia

[Riggins33]

overreact much?

Steve, tell your mom to page me.

[chairmenmeow47]

HOW SELFISH OF YOU TO BE OFFERED SOMETHING BY ANOTHER PERSON!!!! CAN'T YOU CONTROL OTHER PEOPLE'S ACTIONS, YOU BETROTHED SELFISH FUCKTARD?!

[getbetter]

AqDbb7-dn9A

I'm sure most guys think this yet if they were to act it out that's pretty fucking lame.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

HOW SELFISH OF YOU TO BE OFFERED SOMETHING BY ANOTHER PERSON!!!! CAN'T YOU CONTROL OTHER PEOPLE'S ACTIONS, YOU BETROTHED SELFISH FUCKTARD?!

I've accepted drinks from gay guys trying to hit on me. Oh the chuckles we share over said drinks as I reveal my non-intent to suck their dicks.

[HotHamWater]

I imagine their chuckles are more lively because they're thinking about the Rohypnol taking effect in 10 minutes.

[Mugwog]

AqDbb7-dn9A

I'm sure most guys think this yet if they were to act it out that's pretty fucking lame.
Why sir it is preposterous you would assume a gentleman would act so vile once he has learnt the cooze he has befriended is occupied

[Mugwog]

I imagine their chuckles are more lively because they're thinking about the Rohypnol taking effect in 10 minutes.
A lay is a lay

[HotHamWater]

I have an OKCupid date next week, 2 days after I get back from Coachella. Seems nice enough. Her favorite musician is Lykke Li, which tells me she might be more musically open minded than many women I meet in Albuquerque. She initiated conversation with me. It's rare that I receive any initial messages, little lone messages from women who interest me. The timing was interesting, too. She messaged me the same day I was (unfortunately) breaking it off with someone else.

Cheers.

[euphonicfiend]

Um. No.

Save the people who want to buy drinks for girls for the single ladies. How fucking selfish.



I do not see how that is selfish. The gentleman knows from the get go that I have a boyfriend. Usually they buy me a drink and move on to the next lady. I doubt the few drinks men buy for me are keeping them from buying them for single women too.


HOW SELFISH OF YOU TO BE OFFERED SOMETHING BY ANOTHER PERSON!!!! CAN'T YOU CONTROL OTHER PEOPLE'S ACTIONS, YOU BETROTHED SELFISH FUCKTARD?!

I have always liked you.

[Robin]

Edit: Overreacted.

I got my beer. All is right for now.

[chairmenmeow47]

I have an OKCupid date next week, 2 days after I get back from Coachella. Seems nice enough. Her favorite musician is Lykke Li, which tells me she might be more musically open minded than many women I meet in Albuquerque. She initiated conversation with me. It's rare that I receive any initial messages, little lone messages from women who interest me. The timing was interesting, too. She messaged me the same day I was (unfortunately) breaking it off with someone else.

Cheers.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/Dead2U09/PLUR.gif

[Robin]

Welp, that didn't last long. Lol. But it's for the better, I think.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18300000/Canada-Forever-Alone-hetalia-18360612-318-303.jpg




I have an OKCupid date next week, 2 days after I get back from Coachella. Seems nice enough. Her favorite musician is Lykke Li, which tells me she might be more musically open minded than many women I meet in Albuquerque. She initiated conversation with me. It's rare that I receive any initial messages, little lone messages from women who interest me. The timing was interesting, too. She messaged me the same day I was (unfortunately) breaking it off with someone else.

Cheers.
How'd it go?

[Robin]

Birth control for men.
Needle in your penis.
Procedure is about 15 minutes.
Can last up to 10 years.
Would you?

http://glo.msn.com/beauty/glo-grab-bag-8.mix?assetId=578

[TomAz]

A vasectomy lasts a life time.

[HotHamWater]

How'd it go?

I got stood up. We had a specific day planned, and she never responded when I tried to set up a place and time. That's fine, though, she probably just lost interest or hit it off with someone else. It happens. I've been feeling pretty sick since I got back from Coachella, anyway, and I have a hiking/dinner date planned for Sunday with a Bulgarian woman I met a couple of months ago.

[locachica73]

A vasectomy lasts a life time.

Talking a guy into getting one usually takes a life time as well...

[TomAz]

I needed zero convincing. It was time.

[PlayaDelWes]

Yea, not a lot of convincing needed.

[Robin]

I don't think I can date a guy that had a vasectomy. I would like to have kids someday.


I got stood up. We had a specific day planned, and she never responded when I tried to set up a place and time. That's fine, though, she probably just lost interest or hit it off with someone else.

BITCH!

[locachica73]

I needed zero convincing. It was time.


Yea, not a lot of convincing needed.

Kudos to guys who realize it's much easier for a man to take care of than a woman, and for actually manning up and doing it. You have lucky wives!

[HotHamWater]

BITCH!

She doesn't owe me anything, I'm fine with it.

[weeklymix]

I'll get my vasectomy after my first child-by-mistress.

[Robin]

She doesn't owe me anything, I'm fine with it.

I just don't like it when people think that ignoring something will make it go away. At least make an excuse instead of having you put in that extra effort.

[unit300021]

So I need some advice, last weekend I was at a wedding and met one of the bridesmaids there. She is a really cool girl and we practically spent the whole night together and even made out some and at the end of the night she tells me to call her. A few days later I'm talking to the groom to see how everything went and he mentions she is in a long distance relationship. So basically how do I go about this? I don't want to the jackass that ruins a relationship for someone else, but I've also never connected with a girl like this before. Any advice or anything will be very appreciated as I'm confused as hell what to do.

[M Sparks]

So I need some advice, last weekend I was at a wedding and met one of the bridesmaids there. She is a really cool girl and we practically spent the whole night together and even made out some and at the end of the night she tells me to call her. A few days later I'm talking to the groom to see how everything went and he mentions she is in a long distance relationship. So basically how do I go about this? I don't want to the jackass that ruins a relationship for someone else, but I've also never connected with a girl like this before. Any advice or anything will be very appreciated as I'm confused as hell what to do.

That's how I met my ex-wife. She told me she had a boyfriend in Tucson, so I assumed that meant to back off. But sometimes, people are looking for a way out. Not all breakups are bad- she was happier with me than the other guy. And she and I are happier now without each other.

[TomAz]

I'd be happier if you replied to my PM, Marc.

[Mugwog]

You can either be the man who wants her, or the boy who steps aside for other men.

[Robin]

So I need some advice, last weekend I was at a wedding and met one of the bridesmaids there. She is a really cool girl and we practically spent the whole night together and even made out some and at the end of the night she tells me to call her. A few days later I'm talking to the groom to see how everything went and he mentions she is in a long distance relationship. So basically how do I go about this? I don't want to the jackass that ruins a relationship for someone else, but I've also never connected with a girl like this before. Any advice or anything will be very appreciated as I'm confused as hell what to do.

Just call her and talk to her. Find out what her story is from her, and not second hand.

[HotHamWater]

So I need some advice, last weekend I was at a wedding and met one of the bridesmaids there. She is a really cool girl and we practically spent the whole night together and even made out some and at the end of the night she tells me to call her. A few days later I'm talking to the groom to see how everything went and he mentions she is in a long distance relationship. So basically how do I go about this? I don't want to the jackass that ruins a relationship for someone else, but I've also never connected with a girl like this before. Any advice or anything will be very appreciated as I'm confused as hell what to do.

Keeping her current relationship together isn't your responsibility. If she was married, I think that would be a different story. Just call her and see what happens.

[unit300021]

Keeping her current relationship together isn't your responsibility. If she was married, I think that would be a different story. Just call her and see what happens.

I know it's not my responsibility, but I also have had a girlfriend cheat on me before and that feeling really sucked, so I told myself I would never be the reason why some other guy feels like that. I'm just going to give her a call tonight and see whats up.

[Mugwog]

See the thing is: Its not the other guys fault, its the woman who made the choice to ditch the other dude for the new guy.

Or maybe it's the fault of the guy she left for not swooning her....

*insert thinking raptor pic*

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

long distance relationships are hard. Make her life easier. I recommend cumming in her mouth

[JustSteve]

as she is explaining it to the other dude. then he'll know she's serious.

good sign that she was honest from the get go. but it also could have been a one night thing while she was at a wedding and feeling more lonely and was more drunk than usual.

[TomAz]

She might just wanna get DPd and spit-roasted.

[Originalbob]

Wow Tom... I got a full body chill from that statement, especially coming from you!

[JustSteve]

She might just wanna get DPd and spit-roasted.

i prefer calling it the wobbly h. high fives with your bro are so easy with it.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

The wobbly H is not the same thing as a DP

EDIT: well, I guess if the dudes are standing up, but I think all the arms would be needed to hold the chick up for that one.

[amyzzz]

Wow Tom... I got a full body chill from that statement, especially coming from you!I got the opposite.

[Mugwog]

An eifel tower can bring 3 people much closer together, or at least increase the levels of a bromance between two gentleman

[romanticizer]

Man, did I miss this thread...ha.

[JustSteve]

The wobbly H is not the same thing as a DP

EDIT: well, I guess if the dudes are standing up, but I think all the arms would be needed to hold the chick up for that one.

i was commenting on the spit roast part. no dp for me, don't like balls slapping against balls. not that i've ever done it, but i can just assume.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

ahaha i read that as "SPLIT"

[romanticizer]

DP...ugh. I can't even imagine. I've been celibate for over a month now and even hanging out with boys alone is starting to freak me out.

[JustSteve]

ahaha i read that as "SPLIT"

for the record i have never high fived a bro while performing a wobbly h. i'm good with just one person in the bed, that person being a woman. boooring.

[thelastgreatman]

i was commenting on the spit roast part. no dp for me, don't like balls slapping against balls. not that i've ever done it, but i can just assume.

So are you saying you don't want to get together and rub our balls all over each other? SINCE WHEN?

[romanticizer]

I some how have finagled my way back into the good graces of "the one that got away" so that is great. I'm not really interested in dating, I'm digging the single thing but I just like there not to be underlying currents of anger or distress in any of my connections.

[TomAz]

Wow Tom... I got a full body chill from that statement, especially coming from you!

I still can't quite figure out what this means.

[thelastgreatman]

I think she's saying that she wants two (or more) cocks in her.

[thelastgreatman]

Old man cocks, too.

Tom, how long are your balls?

[Mugwog]

Although women do love the cock; some are apprehensive about balls.

[thelastgreatman]

Means you've got ugly balls, dude. Every chick I've known piranha'd mine.

[romanticizer]

I don't understand how you can suck a cock and be freaked out about the balls. Just dumb.

[guedita]

Low hanging fruit

[Gundam]

Low hanging fruit on different Le7els would freak me out, but to bad I don't suck dick.

[Mugwog]

Ahh yes its too bad. Always wanted a blow job from a Gundam warrior.

[chairmenmeow47]

getting smitten seems to be a curse for me :(

[romanticizer]

Don't get smitten. That's what I do - works like a charm.

[frizzlefry]

Sad I avoided this thread for so long, I missed the short lived DP conversation and everything.

I seem to have an awful problem with making a great first impression or good first date but then I fuck up the required texting afterwards, or women just like to lie to my face...hussies

[TomAz]

Low hanging fruit on different Le7els would freak me out, but to bad I don't suck dick.

Yes you do.

[BROKENDOLL]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t270/andyss420/balls.jpg

[frizzlefry]

I'm getting the notion that some boardies are the type who just stare and prod at penises like a scientist either before or after sex, do any men ever treat vulvas like this? More importantly, what's the plural for vulva? Apparently adding the S makes it misspelled, can't tell if spell check is just a prude or not