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malcolmjamalawesome
01-18-2012, 11:27 PM
2011 Board Awards Ceremony: Monday Night in Tinychat as 8 PM Pacific

VOTE NOW

Board Member of the Year: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5jl
Thread of the Year: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5jU
Thread of the Year (Music Lounge): http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5i0
Post of the Year: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5io
Music Lounge Member of the Year: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5iU
Worst Thread: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5iS
Aging Hipster Award for Best Board Member Over 40: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5iR
Best Noob: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5h5
Worst Noob: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5h2
Best Board Fight: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5h1
PTA Memorial Award for Best Public Meltdown: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5he
Best Tinychat Moment: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5hH
Cloud 9 Award for Excellence in Incoherent Posting: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5gr
Best Alias: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5gJ
Best Sig: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5gH
Board Member Most Likely To Die in 2012: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5f8
Best Contribution to Post Nude Photos That Won't Get You Banned: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5fb
Best Board Couple: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5fW
Worst Board Couple: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5fC
Most Disappointing In Real Life: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5fA
Biggest Bitch Who Is Actually Funny: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5e9
STFU Award (POLITICS): http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5e7
STFU Award (MUSIC): http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5e5
STFU Award (SPORTS): http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5e3
STFU Award (GENERAL): http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5e2
Person That You're Sure Would Beat You In A Physical Fight: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5e1
Congeniality Award: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5e0
Dead Horse Award: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5ez
Ban of the Year: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5ey
Gayest Board Member: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5ex
Blackest Board Member: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5ew
Whitest Board Member: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5ev
Best Performance At Coachella 2011: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5eu
Worst Thing of 2011: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5es
Lifetime Achievement Award: http://micropoll.com/t/KE0L0ZH5eX

Neighborhood Creep
01-18-2012, 11:41 PM
Well, that was fun. Hats off to creating the polls/thread

ivankay
01-18-2012, 11:50 PM
Done.

RedHotSgtPeppers
01-18-2012, 11:58 PM
Cast my vote.

weeklymix
01-19-2012, 12:22 AM
That was painful.

Pixiessp
01-19-2012, 12:25 AM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t18/Pixiessp/i-voted-for-pedro.png

SoulDischarge
01-19-2012, 12:29 AM
I didn't vote for myself in any of the categories. Not because I'm humble, but because I'm confident enough I'll win by a landslide without any help.

Courtney
01-19-2012, 12:30 AM
I voted for myself in every category. Even the ones I wasn't nominated in.

Neighborhood Creep
01-19-2012, 12:31 AM
So glad I am under the radar and don't really matter to anyone lol.

SoulDischarge
01-19-2012, 12:35 AM
I voted for myself in every category. Even the ones I wasn't nominated in.

You're a shoe in for Worst Board Couple.

kitt kat
01-19-2012, 12:40 AM
VOTED

Mugwog
01-19-2012, 01:43 AM
Derp

cutterbutter
01-19-2012, 01:56 AM
TOMMY GOD BANNED?

I thought he just stopped posting.

suprefan
01-19-2012, 02:01 AM
lolz

I feel robbed for not getting a nomination for best board couple with thomthom and i.

the goat
01-19-2012, 02:23 AM
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

Starraven
01-19-2012, 03:33 AM
So glad I am under the radar and don't really matter to anyone lol.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sad-keanu-template.jpg

It's ok man. I would have nominated you for lulzyest post (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?50631-Weird-rash-Genitals-leaking-green-fluid-Have-some-Illegitimate-Medical-Advice!!&p=2311232&viewfull=1#post2311232) if there was a category for that.

TallGuyCM
01-19-2012, 03:53 AM
Um, where's the poll for Attention Whore?

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 05:01 AM
On the Island of Boring Crap

greghead
01-19-2012, 05:06 AM
Shit, how did no one nominate vinylmartyr for the Ban of the Year? Or are we still not allowed to mention that name?

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 05:52 AM
There will be controversy

stuporfly
01-19-2012, 06:31 AM
Excelsior!

ThatGirl
01-19-2012, 07:58 AM
Me too. :)

getbetter
01-19-2012, 08:16 AM
When is the voting over?

obzen
01-19-2012, 08:24 AM
Some of those were a little tough -- done.

captncrzy
01-19-2012, 08:26 AM
Nice. We're in the Best AND Worst couple category.

Also, I voted for myself wherever possible. Fingers crossed for the beating people up one.

Goatchella
01-19-2012, 08:27 AM
I feel let down and misunderstood :(

obzen
01-19-2012, 08:29 AM
Fuck off.

stuporfly
01-19-2012, 08:47 AM
Also, I voted for myself wherever possible. Fingers crossed for the beating people up one.

You got my vote in that category. If not for my fear of your cleaning my clock a certain incident that occurred in a Manhattan bar last autumn might have resulted in fisticuffs.

captncrzy
01-19-2012, 09:12 AM
Man, I'm never going to live that down.

If you all wouldn't feed me beer, I wouldn't do stupid things. I blame Andy.

guedita
01-19-2012, 09:15 AM
When did algunz and I fight?

SoulDischarge
01-19-2012, 09:18 AM
Is this like that time Ron confused Corinna with Gemma?

HotHamWater
01-19-2012, 09:41 AM
Nice. We're in the Best AND Worst couple category.

Also, I voted for myself wherever possible. Fingers crossed for the beating people up one.

I voted for sbconnection because I actually have beat you up before.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 09:47 AM
Yeah I didn't recall that happening either

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-19-2012, 09:49 AM
OKAY I DID IT

captncrzy
01-19-2012, 09:50 AM
I voted for sbconnection because I actually have beat you up before.

Bullshit. I whipped your ass.

HandBanana
01-19-2012, 09:52 AM
Awwww. I got nom'd for board member.

Oh u guys <3

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 09:52 AM
cara v. gunz was a TomAZ contribution. Perhaps he is the new colorado ron



Board Member of the Year -
Thread of the Year - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
Thread of the Year (Music Lounge) - Best albums of 2011
Post of the Year -
Music Lounge Member of the Year - bmack
Aging Hipster Award for Best Board Member Over the Age of 40 - stuporfly
Best Noob (First Post Date After 1/1/2011) - (none)
Worst Noob (First Post Date After 1/1/2011) - (all)
Best Board Fight - gunz v cara
PTA Memorial Award for Best Public Meltdown
Best Tinychat Moment - (none)
Cloud9 Award for Excellence in Incoherent Posting - brokendoll
Best Alias - Tubesock Shakur
Best Sig - mine. (see below)
Board Member Most Likely to Die in 2012 - canexplain
Best Contribution to Post Nude Photos That Won't Get You Banned - Courtney or Kylie or Heidi (3 way tie)
Best Board Couple - Jen and Rick
Worst Board Couple - Jen and Rick
Most Disappointing Board Member in Real Life - TomAz
STFU Awards for Politics, Music, Sports, and General - Politics: summerkid; Music: malcolmjamalawesome; Sports: Passive Theory; General: amyzzz
Congeniality Award (Nicest Board Member) - Courtney or algunz (tie)
Dead Horse Award (Most Talked-To-Death Topic) - Daft Punk
Ban of the Year - TommyBoyUNM
Gayest Board Member - tessalasset
Blackest Board Member - Pot
Best Performance at Coachella 2011 - BAD
Worst Thing of 2011 - anything involving the Kardashians
Lifetime Achievement Award

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 09:54 AM
Voting for BMOTY already compromised. I accidentally didn't set it to restrict to 1 vote per IP address. There are now 276 votes for BMOTY, while the next closest category has 65 votes.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 09:55 AM
These lulz just don't quit.

guedita
01-19-2012, 09:55 AM
You idiot.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 09:56 AM
Hahaha

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 09:57 AM
I suppose I could delete that poll and start over.

PlayaDelWes
01-19-2012, 09:59 AM
I only voted for BMOTY, I can see how this could be the case for hundreds of others as well.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 09:59 AM
There will be controversy

Nostradamus

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 10:00 AM
Well if 276 people voted for one category I deem the Board Awards 2011 a resounding success. Suck-cess?

guedita
01-19-2012, 10:02 AM
Maybe it's a landslide victory and deservedly so.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 10:03 AM
neck and neck

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 10:09 AM
I need to decide on when the Tinychat Ceremony will be. I was thinking Sunday night but there will be football. How does Tuesday night sound

Gribbz
01-19-2012, 10:17 AM
Who the fuck is HotHamWater?

rage patton
01-19-2012, 10:19 AM
Man... last year Courtney just edged me out of being nicest board member, and this year I am not even nominated? Have I become THAT much of an asshole over the past year?

caco0283
01-19-2012, 10:26 AM
can we do it sunday...im flying out to california tuesday for a business trip...sonofhal will be flying tuesday from my place to England

Kyliediscope
01-19-2012, 10:28 AM
Sooooo. My phone bipasses the results block for some reason. I know who is winning.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 10:30 AM
COMPROMISED

guedita
01-19-2012, 10:31 AM
We should have to present a photo ID at the moment of voting. THIS SYSTEM IS NOT SUSTAINABLE.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 10:32 AM
electric fence

PlayaDelWes
01-19-2012, 10:34 AM
Naturalization forms to validate winners please

SoulDischarge
01-19-2012, 10:34 AM
Only for minority board members. This is America.

Aurgasm
01-19-2012, 10:35 AM
tommy and j are lurking... i see them posting.


And who nominated "Everyone posting in the mnml-tech group" for "most likely to die"?

I mean, maybe Heidi, but the rest of us are chill...

Goatchella
01-19-2012, 10:35 AM
Don't wizz on the electric fence

PlayaDelWes
01-19-2012, 10:36 AM
Or board members with minority avatars.

Aurgasm
01-19-2012, 10:36 AM
Winner of worst noob should get a complimentary ban. That's you, Goat, you fucking suck.

SoulDischarge
01-19-2012, 10:39 AM
We really should be able to vote to ban one person every year. Isn't Dani a Survivor fan? Or a Shirley Jackson fan?

PlayaDelWes
01-19-2012, 10:41 AM
If this was Survivor, all those already banned would choose BOMTY.

Aurgasm
01-19-2012, 10:43 AM
If this was Survivor, all those already banned would choose BOMTY.


Suprefan would get it. I think he's a great guy irl but his online shit gotta stop. Even for a week, i'd love to just see the kid suffer. I'm sure he has eleventy aliases but still, it'd be cool.

stuporfly
01-19-2012, 10:44 AM
If this was Survivor, all those already banned would choose BOMTY.

Blatantly lobbying for that "Whitest Board Member" award by displaying an understanding of how Survivor works? Ingenious.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-19-2012, 10:47 AM
Man... last year Courtney just edged me out of being nicest board member, and this year I am not even nominated? Have I become THAT much of an asshole over the past year?

I think it's just that you haven't been nearly as active, what with the wedding and long honeymoon vacation and all.

rage patton
01-19-2012, 10:58 AM
I think it's just that you haven't been nearly as active, what with the wedding and long honeymoon vacation and all.

That is a fair point... Im guessing if I looked at my post count in 2010 and my post count in 2011, my 2011 count would be half that of 2010. Is there a way to do that?

Alchemy
01-19-2012, 11:05 AM
I was nominated for congeniality award? But I hate every single one of you. The only reason I come on this board is to keep up with what is not cool, because all of you are the trendsetters of stupid. Every single one of you, together, create an argument for abortion that even Jesus could endorse. I hate you! I HATE YOU!!!

But also, I'm looking forward to seeing those of you who are going to weekend #1. Let's stand together at some shows, maybe get frozen lemonades. You guys are my best friends.

Cheers.

You suck.

M Sparks
01-19-2012, 11:16 AM
Congeniality was the toughest, because who wants to pass judgment on a bunch of nice people about which one is nicest?

But only one of you send me random, relentlessly cheerful text messages.

amyzzz
01-19-2012, 11:26 AM
The nicest one is a pretty tough category.

guedita
01-19-2012, 11:44 AM
Everyone on that congeniality list is an absolute monster.

amyzzz
01-19-2012, 11:45 AM
A monster of niceness you mean?

M Sparks
01-19-2012, 11:50 AM
Monsters Of Niceness. Worst 80's package tour ever.

guedita
01-19-2012, 11:53 AM
I'm just auditioning with some Ricky Gervais-esque quips that I could deliver if I was chosen to present winners in certain categories.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-19-2012, 12:21 PM
Ricky Gingervais

HotHamWater
01-19-2012, 12:25 PM
Ricky Gingervais

C+ or B-

guedita
01-19-2012, 12:25 PM
I'm also editing a "War Horse" parody for the "Dead Horse" award distribution.

theklein25
01-19-2012, 12:27 PM
We gonna give a tribute to Morgan Freeman?

casey
01-19-2012, 12:32 PM
Voted.

Oh, and I too was surprised I was nominated in the congeniality category! Thanks.

algunz
01-19-2012, 12:52 PM
When did algunz and I fight?

I was just going to ask the same thing. It must have been quite a doozy.

kitt kat
01-19-2012, 01:13 PM
This reminds me that I shouldn't disappear from the board for extend periods of time because I WON'T GET NOMINATED.

BROKENDOLL
01-19-2012, 01:30 PM
Okay, I voted. Or, at least I think I voted, not sure. All I fucking know is that I've got a shit ton of tabs across the top of my screen and then something about the results being disabled. Is it the poll, or is it me that's got the disability? Fuck, I'm already late on scrubbing someone's toilet bowl, God dammit!

TomAz
01-19-2012, 02:03 PM
When did algunz and I fight?

April, 2012.

HotHamWater
01-19-2012, 02:11 PM
April, 2012.

Hey, isn't that when Coachella takes place?!






Aren't algunz and guedita rooming together.....

guedita
01-19-2012, 02:18 PM
DUN DUN DUN

Mugwog
01-19-2012, 02:19 PM
Lesbo cat fanny pack fight?
/creep

amyzzz
01-19-2012, 02:28 PM
hahahha

TomAz
01-19-2012, 02:54 PM
These awards need a name. Like Grammys and Oscars and Emmys and Tonys.

captncrzy
01-19-2012, 02:59 PM
The Dave Wangs

Aurgasm
01-19-2012, 03:02 PM
^lulz, I love that one

Im partial to the Aidz Needlez

(OMG I WON AN AIDZ NEEDLE!)

TomAz
01-19-2012, 03:04 PM
I WON A WANGY FOR BEST THREAD NOT FEATURING ANYTHING WORTHWHILE!

obzen
01-19-2012, 03:19 PM
(OMG I WON AN AIDZ NEEDLE!)

hahaha

kitt kat
01-19-2012, 03:43 PM
Im partial to the Aidz Needlez

(OMG I WON AN AIDZ NEEDLE!)

Would make a nice trophy.

boarderwoozel3
01-19-2012, 03:58 PM
Thanks for this together, mja.


tommy and j are lurking... i see them posting.


And who nominated "Everyone posting in the mnml-tech group" for "most likely to die"?

I mean, maybe Heidi, but the rest of us are chill...

hehe

Bus McRider
01-19-2012, 04:02 PM
Whoa, I got nominated for something. I feel so accomplished!

Courtney
01-19-2012, 04:02 PM
I would like to see the awards named after the inaugural winner of the Lifetime Achievement award.

guedita
01-19-2012, 04:04 PM
I like the idea that everyone who posts in the mnml-tech thread will die. Death by repetitive untz to the brain.

obzen
01-19-2012, 04:09 PM
When is the part where MJA reveals to the board who voted for what?

boarderwoozel3
01-19-2012, 04:09 PM
Re: death by mnml tchno--I thought it was more of a lifestyle thing.

buddy
01-19-2012, 04:14 PM
This isn't to sway any votes, since i'm in competition with Courtney, but she's threatened me with a knife on multiple occasions.

Miroir Noir
01-19-2012, 04:20 PM
Can someone put up links to the fights?

chairmenmeow47
01-19-2012, 04:27 PM
tommy and j are lurking... i see them posting.

i know for at least one of them, they could still read posts and login, they just couldn't post anything.

gaypalmsprings
01-19-2012, 04:36 PM
That was quite a poll! I like smokin' hot polls!

Courtney
01-19-2012, 04:39 PM
This isn't to sway any votes, since in i'm competition with Courtney, but she's threatened me with a knife on multiple occasions.

Damn straight. In fact, I will cut any and every person who does not vote for me. So vote wisely.

amyzzz
01-19-2012, 05:00 PM
I picked you last year, so I'm giving someone else a chance. ;)

Courtney
01-19-2012, 05:03 PM
Ha, that is fair. I actually think that in future years, perhaps there should be some sort of rule about how nominees are retired from a category after winning.

obzen
01-19-2012, 05:27 PM
That was quite a poll! I like smokin' hot polls!

lul, I knew I should've voted you as the gayest.

Goatchella
01-19-2012, 05:35 PM
I'll never ever give a reason to be banned. I love you guys too much.

algunz
01-19-2012, 05:53 PM
April, 2012.

Jello wrestling!!!!

fatbastard
01-19-2012, 06:14 PM
Topless with bikini bottoms that look like Drinkey's beard.

chairmenmeow47
01-19-2012, 06:38 PM
i think next year fatbastard should curate a "best nose" award and salah should curate a :cat winner

gaypalmsprings
01-19-2012, 07:59 PM
lul, I knew I should've voted you as the gayest.

I voted for Tessa. She's way gayer.

theklein25
01-19-2012, 10:55 PM
Hopefully I don't die this year. I don't do that much to put myself in danger. At least I'm not this kid


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

weeklymix
01-19-2012, 11:03 PM
Fake. Tosh.0.

theklein25
01-20-2012, 12:01 AM
Fake. Tosh.0.

That and there's about 20 more of these of the same kid lol

BROKENDOLL
01-20-2012, 12:11 AM
That and there's about 20 more of these of the same kid lol
Bet he suffers from a BOARDERline personality disorder.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-20-2012, 06:26 AM
So Sunday night? 8 PM Pacific?

bmack86
01-20-2012, 10:45 AM
I didn't know Tommy and Justin were banned...

guedita
01-20-2012, 10:46 AM
I didn't know J$'s name was Justin. We're all learning!

cutterbutter
01-20-2012, 09:58 PM
So Sunday night? 8 PM Pacific?

Works for me. Whats the password for tinychat now? Its been a while since Ive checked it out...

malcolmjamalawesome
01-21-2012, 09:05 AM
I lied. It's Monday night. At 8 PM Pacific.

The password is coache11a

gaypalmsprings
01-21-2012, 10:17 AM
Biggest Liar Award for 2012 - remember that for next year

Mugwog
01-22-2012, 12:16 PM
And the winner of "Most momentum lost/biggest online strokefest ceremony goes to..."

malcolmjamalawesome
01-22-2012, 12:26 PM
Tell me about it.

RedHotSgtPeppers
01-22-2012, 01:20 PM
I never noticed the tinychat password was in the title of its thread. I just knew it from Marc's sig.

Mugwog
01-22-2012, 01:40 PM
I never noticed the tinychat password was in the title of its thread. I just knew it from Marc's sig.


http://youtu.be/v3rhQc666Sg

Courtney
01-22-2012, 04:02 PM
If Tessa doesn't win Gayest Board Member, you all are horrendous failures and I will retire from the board. For an unspecified period of time.

SoulDischarge
01-22-2012, 04:32 PM
I STAYED HOME FROM WORK FOR THIS?

TallGuyCM
01-22-2012, 04:37 PM
If Tessa doesn't win Gayest Board Member, you all are horrendous failures and I will retire from the board. For an unspecified period of time.

That, or the joke's not funny anymore.

BROKENDOLL
01-22-2012, 04:48 PM
I lied. It's Monday night. At 8 PM Pacific.

The password is coache11a
Well, that's just dandy, MJA... Now, what am I supposed to tell the hairstylist and makeup artist that are arriving in 30 minutes? Or, the limo driver that arrives at 7pm? (I know, that's early, but I paid for an hour joyride to loosen up abit before the show...) And, the worst part is knowing that nobody knows who or where Dave Wang is in order for him to be there when Vera learns that I won't need the dress she was going to loan me for tonight's festivities... I hope you realize that all the decorative balloons and ribbons curls surrounding you, will end up looking like used condoms and pubic hair by tomorrow night...

HotHamWater
01-22-2012, 04:49 PM
That, or the joke's not funny anymore.

Someone had to say it.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-22-2012, 05:36 PM
If Tessa doesn't win Gayest Board Member, you all are horrendous failures and I will retire from the board. For an unspecified period of time.


That, or the joke's not funny anymore.


Someone had to say it.

Haters.

Courtney
01-22-2012, 05:44 PM
It's not about the joke being funny. It's about respecting board history.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-22-2012, 05:54 PM
My crack production staff is going to be unavailable this year. Expect a very stripped-down, raw ceremony.

Also, can everyone planning on attending start drinking at 5 pm?

BROKENDOLL
01-22-2012, 05:59 PM
My crack production staff is going to be unavailable this year. Expect a very stripped-down, raw ceremony.

Also, can everyone planning on attending start drinking at 5 pm?
I have, you ass tart! And, by 5pm tomorrow I should be fully marinated and ready to strip down, raw or not.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-22-2012, 05:59 PM
Raw

BROKENDOLL
01-22-2012, 06:13 PM
Raw
Should I get out the meat tenderizer now before the buzz kicks in?

Neighborhood Creep
01-22-2012, 06:20 PM
My crack production staff is going to be unavailable this year. Expect a very stripped-down, raw ceremony.

Also, can everyone planning on attending start drinking at 5 pm?

That's 3p here, perfect timing

TallGuyCM
01-22-2012, 06:24 PM
No, it's 7pm. I'm assuming he's still going by Pacific Time.

mountmccabe
01-22-2012, 06:24 PM
Are you on a boat in the Eastern part of the Pacific Ocean? How do you access the internet?

Neighborhood Creep
01-22-2012, 06:26 PM
I'm retarded. 7p it is.

getbetter
01-22-2012, 06:33 PM
I lied. It's Monday night. At 8 PM Pacific.

The password is coache11a

Noted will be there.

Mau5 Boyz
01-22-2012, 08:00 PM
iz doublez myz nominationz thiz yearz!!! ifz iz winz iz dedicatez myz awardz toz sschoolzofzruckz coachelllaz boundz andz suprezflanzzz

algunz
01-22-2012, 08:36 PM
See y'all tomorrow night. :thu

Pixiessp
01-23-2012, 01:14 AM
I might be tuning in from a Starbucks or some other cyber cafe. Will there be nudity? Should I sit in the corner and shield my monitor?

*fingers crossed*

Courtney
01-23-2012, 01:26 AM
One can hope. Everyone, start drinking right now.

BROKENDOLL
01-23-2012, 01:44 AM
One can hope. Everyone, start drinking right now.
Are you late, or am I drunk?

amyzzz
01-23-2012, 10:09 AM
What were the results?

malcolmjamalawesome
01-23-2012, 10:14 AM
Jesus.

amyzzz
01-23-2012, 10:19 AM
Well, you're the one who keeps changing the dates last minute.

obzen
01-23-2012, 10:53 AM
Chumpy.

TomAz
01-23-2012, 12:24 PM
If Tessa doesn't win Gayest Board Member, you all are horrendous failures

same thing with amyzzz and the STFU (General) award.

chairmenmeow47
01-23-2012, 12:28 PM
i think more people are around that remember the amyzzz joke than the tessa joke.

BROKENDOLL
01-23-2012, 12:28 PM
Well, you're the one who keeps changing the dates last minute.
No, Amyzzz, he's advanced to changing threads now...try keeping up, okay?

TomAz
01-23-2012, 12:37 PM
Dissed by Brokendoll.

amyzzz
01-23-2012, 12:56 PM
You guys really make a gal feel good about herself.

chiapet
01-23-2012, 07:16 PM
tommy and j are lurking... i see them posting.


And who nominated "Everyone posting in the mnml-tech group" for "most likely to die"?

I mean, maybe Heidi, but the rest of us are chill...

Seriously?? Talking trash about people on threads they don't read is pretty low... and you boys do way more astoundingly fucked up things than I do.

sbconnection
01-24-2012, 11:17 AM
Did I miss it? I don't go on the boards for 2 days and I miss the awards! FML

malcolmjamalawesome
01-24-2012, 11:26 AM
Seriously?? Talking trash about people on threads they don't read is pretty low... and you boys do way more astoundingly fucked up things than I do.

Chia: you should know which threads she reads.

weeklymix
01-24-2012, 12:01 PM
Aren't we all members of the board? Either Forza is retarded or he knew Heidi would see it.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/030/403/YouMad.jpg

weeklymix
01-24-2012, 12:02 PM
Board Awards are stressing some people out.

chiapet
01-24-2012, 10:11 PM
Aren't we all members of the board? Either Forza is retarded or he knew Heidi would see it.

Well, I don't read this thread (or most threads), but someone pointed me to it. Quite sure he intended for me to see it or he wouldn't have posted it again in another thread. Some people just have issues.

guedita
01-24-2012, 10:16 PM
I noticed a STARK similarity between MJA's voice and Speaker of the House John Boehner's voice tonight at the State of the Union address. I'm not saying that MJA is actually John Boehner and that's why he must disguise his looks all the time, I'm just saying that MJA is probably, most definitely John Boehner.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-25-2012, 04:56 AM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6466/13616962.jpg

amyzzz
02-08-2012, 11:59 AM
Would it be racist to wear a shirt with "Voted Whitest Board Member 2011 by the coachella message board?"

ThatGirl
02-08-2012, 01:07 PM
Would it be racist to wear a shirt with "Voted Whitest Board Member 2011 by the coachella message board?"

Only if there was a swastika on the back of the shirt.

amyzzz
02-08-2012, 01:13 PM
Haha. I'm thinking about creating something like that for coachella. The other award I have would not be suitable on a t-shirt.

Premium Roast
02-08-2012, 03:02 PM
or wear one of those red/white/blue country fair award badges pinned to your shirt. "Watcha win there, young lady? Number One White?".

Gribbz
02-22-2012, 10:21 AM
I nominate the "Set Time Prediction" threads for the worst of 2012.

Devin the Dude
02-22-2012, 10:59 AM
Seriously?? Talking trash about people on threads they don't read is pretty low... and you boys do way more astoundingly fucked up things than I do.

Now you know.

Fuckin' assholes.

malcolmjamalawesome
07-01-2012, 07:24 PM
Mid-year speculation goes here

gaypalmsprings
07-01-2012, 07:29 PM
Will we have boardie awards if there is no 2014?

getbetter
07-01-2012, 07:30 PM
Yes!

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-01-2012, 07:34 PM
Worst troll: Malcomjama1awesome.

Worst thread(s): Both (yes, BOTH) of theklien25's Muse threads.

Worst poster of original thoughts: Spooks.

Best redemption via "get to know your fellow board members": IceyHotShot.

Best booty-centric thread: King of Limbs...

cutterbutter
07-01-2012, 07:40 PM
I want to win something.



Best booty-centric thread: King of Limbs...

Best booby-centric thread: Kate Upton

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-01-2012, 07:44 PM
I want to win something. Best booby-centric thread: Kate Upton

Seconded.

guedita
07-01-2012, 11:51 PM
Most pathetic thread bump ever: the bumpski award

gaypalmsprings
07-02-2012, 06:22 AM
The best dairy product made by churning fresh or fermented cream or milk: cutterbutter

nathanfairchild
07-02-2012, 06:46 AM
Best Thread That Didn't Live Up To It's Potential: theklein25 reviews albums

PlayaDelWes
07-02-2012, 09:14 AM
Best Thread That Went Beyond It's Potential: 350$???
Meltdown: Trackball
BFFs: Randy / Goatchella

SepaGroove
07-02-2012, 09:41 AM
I nominate the "Set Time Prediction" threads for the worst of 2012.

Why? I always enjoy that thread when that guy updates it every year. Helps time go by at work.

nosurprises12
07-02-2012, 09:50 AM
Most pathetic thread bump ever: the bumpski award

Great idea.


Best Thread That Didn't Live Up To It's Potential: theklein25 reviews albums

Seconded.



Meltdown: Trackball

Seconded.

Worst Thread of the Year: The Dating Thread.

H_is_O
07-02-2012, 11:08 AM
I AGREE

amyzzz
07-02-2012, 11:10 AM
I love the dating thread. It's hilarious.

captncrzy
07-02-2012, 11:11 AM
Trackball meltdown: thirded.

nosurprises12
07-02-2012, 11:12 AM
As a source of comedy I agree that the Dating Thread is gold; as a helpful resource for people with relationship issues, it's utterly useless.

theklein25
07-02-2012, 11:12 AM
Best Thread That Didn't Live Up To It's Potential: theklein25 reviews albums

yeah but it's alright though

Bud Luster
07-02-2012, 12:00 PM
Most pathetic thread bump ever: the bumpski award

Ken needs to either present the award or get some sort of lifetime achievement for the category.

captncrzy
07-02-2012, 12:28 PM
Probably should be called The Kenado Award

Originalbob
07-04-2012, 03:34 AM
Best Board Feud: Goachella vs RotationSlimWang

Neighborhood Creep
07-04-2012, 08:34 AM
Best Board Feud: Goachella vs RotationSlimWang

I wish this was still going on

captncrzy
07-18-2012, 09:10 AM
Stupid board meltdown

karlyb

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?58459-SS-Coachella-Stealing-All-The-Good-Acts-From-2013-Layawayers

nosurprises12
07-18-2012, 09:30 AM
I'm not entirely convinced that karlyb isn't just trolling like a mofo. Lots of lulz in that thread, though.

amyzzz
07-18-2012, 10:05 AM
I'm glad I don't care about those bands too much. SMD gives me a twinge, but I haven't even listened to their latest album yet.

captncrzy
07-30-2012, 12:41 PM
Incoherency award:


Altomd there, Kent State, Comboningh sp fields, , jfk, 911, been there, sad, OK been theree last month sad, why ??? cr****


for today, I am so proud of the locals, they was a litttle girl died, vets, be we were there for the people that didnt die .... proud day for my home .... easying to say ..... tears .... cr****


Just sturff ... middle name Paris, ex acutually too that name, dede lived on Paris st..... weird... cr****

captncrzy
08-16-2012, 01:27 PM
Most inconsistently-relevant usage of board Smileys: Spooks.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
08-16-2012, 02:03 PM
hahahaha I loved this one today.


AraabMuzik, what are you doing on this tour :troll

Sleigh Bells/AraabMuzik