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Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-13-2012, 02:03 PM
This website features lots of people willing to do lots of really stupid things for $5. I am intrigued.
http://fiverr.com/

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SoulDischarge
01-13-2012, 02:06 PM
Hot dog costume to Footcrab! Hot dog to Footcrab!

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-13-2012, 02:08 PM
Oh man i just had a flashback of us crab-fighting on the wet ground outside of Asbury lanes. i wish someone had video of that.

SoulDischarge
01-13-2012, 02:09 PM
I demand a re-match.

SoulDischarge
01-13-2012, 02:09 PM
I fell for bribe money.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-13-2012, 02:10 PM
Also, i've never heard this Footcrab song before. This is marvelous.

amyzzz
01-13-2012, 02:17 PM
Cara should get "fuck off" business cards made with that lady's lips.

HotHamWater
01-13-2012, 02:17 PM
The first one would be funny if you rounded up your friends to draw attention to it for the purposes of trolling your friends who have no clue it's just a bit. I'm willing to do it if you guys agree to help me troll my non-Coachella friends.

PotVsKtl
01-13-2012, 02:24 PM
It's a fucking cottage industry of Facebook girlfriends.

http://fiverr.com/gigs/search?query=girlfriend

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-13-2012, 02:29 PM
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Courtney
01-13-2012, 02:31 PM
Jeez. I will be your facebook girlfriend for a beer. And a cheap beer at that.

HotHamWater
01-13-2012, 02:32 PM
The first one would be funny if you rounded up your friends to draw attention to it for the purposes of trolling your friends who have no clue it's just a bit. I'm willing to do it if you guys agree to help me troll my non-Coachella friends.

Let's buy this one and get this thing going.

http://fiverr.com/proactivehelp/be-your-girlfriend-for-2-weeks-on-facebook-and-leave-sweet-notes-on-your-wall

weeklymix
01-13-2012, 02:35 PM
Let's quote ourselves more.

HotHamWater
01-13-2012, 02:36 PM
Let's pick on a lurker because he doesn't have 6,000+ posts.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-13-2012, 02:37 PM
Weeklymix just talks a lot of shit because he figured out how to suck his own dick and thinks we're all jealous of him.

SoulDischarge
01-13-2012, 02:39 PM
Weekly has been sucking all of our dicks for $5 for years. I don't know why he thinks it'll make us jealous.

weeklymix
01-13-2012, 02:39 PM
Don't pretend you're not.

HotHamWater
01-13-2012, 02:39 PM
I would ask him to show me, but he's no longer invited to the house the Wednesday before Coachella.

weeklymix
01-13-2012, 02:40 PM
What house is this? Will there be dicks for me to suck for cheap tips?

HotHamWater
01-13-2012, 02:43 PM
Or you can just show me at the Mexican restaurant on Thursday night, you motherfucker.

SoulDischarge
01-13-2012, 02:45 PM
None of the Mexican restaurants I go to ever allow any dicksucking. Or maybe it's just because I'm a gringo.

weeklymix
01-13-2012, 02:47 PM
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/fuck-that-bitch-scared-yao.jpg

HotHamWater
01-13-2012, 02:53 PM
None of the Mexican restaurants I go to ever allow any dicksucking. Or maybe it's just because I'm a gringo.

Catholics don't like gays. But they love someone called Madonna, which is ironic. *jokedrum*

weeklymix
01-13-2012, 03:02 PM
I fucking knew something was up.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-13-2012, 03:38 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2gugyn5.png

GuyInTucson
01-13-2012, 03:40 PM
Oh the time I could kill with these.

DFrank
01-13-2012, 03:47 PM
Oh wow. Good find Drinkey

weeklymix
01-13-2012, 04:00 PM
Read it in Swanson's voice, GuyInTucson. Nice job.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-13-2012, 04:03 PM
It seemed content-heavy enough to not get buried in the default or next time you look hot threads haha

Goatchella
01-13-2012, 04:32 PM
Who is the hot dog water guy?
Tommy back?

BROKENDOLL
01-13-2012, 05:10 PM
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weeklymix
01-13-2012, 05:46 PM
No.

BROKENDOLL
01-13-2012, 05:58 PM
No.
No?
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choice cat
01-13-2012, 05:59 PM
Some of the fb girlfriend offers are 10 days while some are even a whole 14! Quality over quantity maybe? I'm gonna repost this on my fb thanks for the lulz Andrew