Let's all hire all of these assholes to do stuff for us

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

This website features lots of people willing to do lots of really stupid things for $5. I am intrigued.
http://fiverr.com/

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[SoulDischarge]

Hot dog costume to Footcrab! Hot dog to Footcrab!

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Oh man i just had a flashback of us crab-fighting on the wet ground outside of Asbury lanes. i wish someone had video of that.

[SoulDischarge]

I demand a re-match.

[SoulDischarge]

I fell for bribe money.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Also, i've never heard this Footcrab song before. This is marvelous.

[amyzzz]

Cara should get "fuck off" business cards made with that lady's lips.

[HotHamWater]

The first one would be funny if you rounded up your friends to draw attention to it for the purposes of trolling your friends who have no clue it's just a bit. I'm willing to do it if you guys agree to help me troll my non-Coachella friends.

[PotVsKtl]

It's a fucking cottage industry of Facebook girlfriends.

http://fiverr.com/gigs/search?query=girlfriend

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

http://i44.tinypic.com/204ab8.png

[Courtney]

Jeez. I will be your facebook girlfriend for a beer. And a cheap beer at that.

[HotHamWater]

The first one would be funny if you rounded up your friends to draw attention to it for the purposes of trolling your friends who have no clue it's just a bit. I'm willing to do it if you guys agree to help me troll my non-Coachella friends.

Let's buy this one and get this thing going.

http://fiverr.com/proactivehelp/be-your-girlfriend-for-2-weeks-on-facebook-and-leave-sweet-notes-on-your-wall

[weeklymix]

Let's quote ourselves more.

[HotHamWater]

Let's pick on a lurker because he doesn't have 6,000+ posts.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Weeklymix just talks a lot of shit because he figured out how to suck his own dick and thinks we're all jealous of him.

[SoulDischarge]

Weekly has been sucking all of our dicks for $5 for years. I don't know why he thinks it'll make us jealous.

[weeklymix]

Don't pretend you're not.

[HotHamWater]

I would ask him to show me, but he's no longer invited to the house the Wednesday before Coachella.

[weeklymix]

What house is this? Will there be dicks for me to suck for cheap tips?

[HotHamWater]

Or you can just show me at the Mexican restaurant on Thursday night, you motherfucker.

[SoulDischarge]

None of the Mexican restaurants I go to ever allow any dicksucking. Or maybe it's just because I'm a gringo.

[weeklymix]

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/fuck-that-bitch-scared-yao.jpg

[HotHamWater]

None of the Mexican restaurants I go to ever allow any dicksucking. Or maybe it's just because I'm a gringo.

Catholics don't like gays. But they love someone called Madonna, which is ironic. *jokedrum*

[weeklymix]

I fucking knew something was up.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

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[GuyInTucson]

Oh the time I could kill with these.

[DFrank]

Oh wow. Good find Drinkey

[weeklymix]

Read it in Swanson's voice, GuyInTucson. Nice job.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

It seemed content-heavy enough to not get buried in the default or next time you look hot threads haha

[Goatchella]

Who is the hot dog water guy?
Tommy back?

[BROKENDOLL]

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[weeklymix]

No.

[BROKENDOLL]

No.
No?
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[choice cat]

Some of the fb girlfriend offers are 10 days while some are even a whole 14! Quality over quantity maybe? I'm gonna repost this on my fb thanks for the lulz Andrew