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bballarl
03-18-2007, 08:10 PM
Well?

Mr.Nipples
03-18-2007, 08:14 PM
sex is nice...

becomingcloser
03-18-2007, 08:15 PM
dumbest. poll. ever.

codytwo
03-18-2007, 08:16 PM
says the person who just voted on it. my what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive....

bballarl
03-18-2007, 08:17 PM
I just need the marijuana poll to go away. Then I will stop being obnoxious.

codytwo
03-18-2007, 08:19 PM
I find that hard to believe.

bballarl
03-18-2007, 08:21 PM
Fine, you got me. I will always be obnoxious. But I will stop making these threads.

gaypalmsprings
03-18-2007, 08:22 PM
How about Comedians of Comedy Elephant sex?

http://www.kulichki.com/elephant/s3.jpg

PineapplePete
03-18-2007, 08:28 PM
Greetings....my namea Borat...i like you....i like sex....its nice

Mr.Nipples
03-18-2007, 08:45 PM
sex is nice...

...

DeltaSigChi4
03-18-2007, 09:07 PM
Delete this thread.

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codytwo
03-18-2007, 09:09 PM
Go fuck yourself.

Mr.Nipples
03-18-2007, 09:10 PM
Indeed!

John Peel is My Co-pilot
03-18-2007, 09:11 PM
This poll scores 12 out of 10 on the "Durrrr-Ometer".

I'm guessing Morrissey is one of those that voted No...

codytwo
03-18-2007, 09:12 PM
har de har har har

DeltaSigChi4
03-18-2007, 09:17 PM
Jay Leno ripped into Morrissey fanboys recently.

It was epic.

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codytwo
03-18-2007, 09:18 PM
Was it as epic as when that sexually deviant drifter ripped into the lining of your colon?

DeltaSigChi4
03-18-2007, 09:21 PM
El pollo loco commercial just came on the tele.

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codytwo
03-18-2007, 09:23 PM
A large black man just came on your face.

DeltaSigChi4
03-18-2007, 09:24 PM
You should go to Hollywood and make millions for your immaculate writing capabilities.

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miscorrections
03-18-2007, 09:25 PM
poll is stupid, but as bballarl is a fan of spacemen 3 i'll overlook it.

codytwo
03-18-2007, 09:26 PM
You should go to West Hollywood and sell yourself on the street to support your gambling addiction.

bballarl
03-18-2007, 09:29 PM
Dude, the point of the poll is for it to be stupid. Like the marijuana poll. And the eating babies poll. I am making a point through BITING SATIRE GOD DAMMIT.

Where the fuck is Hoo?

DeltaSigChi4
03-18-2007, 09:30 PM
I believe that the repeated creation of stupid polls should be grounds for loss of poll-creating privileges.

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Mr.Nipples
03-18-2007, 09:32 PM
I believe that the repeated creation of stupid polls should be grounds for loss of poll-creating privileges.

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well you can wish in one hand and shit in the other...see which one fills up first

bballarl
03-18-2007, 09:33 PM
I believe that repeatedly assmunching posts should be grounds for loss of posting privileges.

You are lucky that PF, besides sucking at booking concerts/getting bands to sign waivers/selecting footage for Coachella Movies/finding Sahara tent headliners/life, is a benevolent soul and fan of the ignore button.

DeltaSigChi4
03-18-2007, 09:35 PM
I'm not wishing for anything. I couldn't care less if he made a thousand stupid polls. I don't think life begins and ends with the Coachella forums, unlike some others around here.

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DeltaSigChi4
03-18-2007, 09:35 PM
PF is my homegirl.

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bballarl
03-18-2007, 09:36 PM
Good thing she couldn't read that.

codytwo
03-18-2007, 09:40 PM
Unfotunately for you, regardless of WAHT you think, your life does begin and end on this board. Symbolically, of course. The twisted mentality that must be behind your insistance on continuing to do what you do, after so obviously being hated by everyone involved in this situation, is a horrifying picture to me.

DeltaSigChi4
03-18-2007, 09:42 PM
I couldn't care less how many people you think hate me on here.

Also, PF and I are good friends. Really.

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codytwo
03-18-2007, 09:43 PM
How very unfortunate for her.

bmack86
03-18-2007, 11:32 PM
The board has become tedious since i put Delta on ignore. I suggest everyone does it, so that 90% of the posts i read aren't responses to his ignored comments.

Barbara, the ninja
03-18-2007, 11:35 PM
Cody, you're hilarious. I'm going to assume you're sexy because you sound sexy by the way you insult that other guy.

codytwo
03-18-2007, 11:50 PM
You should see me in my slacks.

Barbara, the ninja
03-19-2007, 12:24 AM
Why not without them?

All That I Am
03-19-2007, 07:14 AM
I couldn't care less how many people you think hate me on here.

You don't get it do you. We don't hate you on here.
We hate you in real life.

I almost voted against sex, cause one of the results was delta.

alyssak
03-19-2007, 07:48 AM
El pollo loco commercial just came on the tele.

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Those commercials used to come on TV all the time when I lived on Guam. There are no El Pollo Loco's on Guam though. : \

samiksha
03-19-2007, 08:22 AM
BARBARA you are a dirty little tart, and i dont mean this in a cutesy teasing way, i really, really mean it.

jerpar24
03-19-2007, 10:14 AM
I'm always down for sex. In fact all I can say about this weekend is sister that share rule.

codytwo
03-19-2007, 12:33 PM
e-Tart

codytwo
03-19-2007, 12:33 PM
or iTart?

TomAz
03-19-2007, 12:48 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/One.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Two.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Three.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Four.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Five.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Six.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Seven.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Eight.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Nine.jpg

SojuGorae
03-19-2007, 12:49 PM
Those are brilliant.

kimery08
03-19-2007, 12:51 PM
hahahhahaa.

J~$$$
03-19-2007, 12:52 PM
I received that email back in '93.

SojuGorae
03-19-2007, 12:52 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Seven.jpg
I'd like to buy the guy(or girl, but probably not) that did this, a beer.

kreutz2112
03-19-2007, 12:58 PM
Tom those were some of the funniest things I have ever seen...ever. The very first one is the best followed by the one where the kid describes the line on the graph followed by the elephant one. Holy shit I am still laughing so hard.

samiksha
03-19-2007, 12:59 PM
what's really sexy is people who have knowledge of basic alebraic concepts

codytwo
03-19-2007, 01:02 PM
On the "explain the shape" one, the funniest aprt is that he got partial credit.

samiksha
03-19-2007, 01:03 PM
well, he did answer the question.

amyzzz
03-19-2007, 01:22 PM
I bust out laughing at the elephant one.

TomAz
03-19-2007, 01:32 PM
I received that email back in '93.

yeah yeah yeah well I just received it today, hipster.


The very first one is the best followed by the one where the kid describes the line on the graph followed by the elephant one. Holy shit I am still laughing so hard.

the best part about the first one is the teacher's response.. "See me"...

Courtney
03-19-2007, 01:35 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Four.jpg

future Pitchfork writer.

gaypalmsprings
03-19-2007, 01:40 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/One.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Two.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Three.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Four.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Five.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Six.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Seven.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Eight.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/TomAz/Nine.jpg

Those were funny, if not a bit redundant.

codytwo
03-19-2007, 05:02 PM
I hope the irony of that last post is not lost on whoever posted it.

bballarl
03-19-2007, 05:09 PM
Excellent work Tom. +10 points.

Barbara, the ninja
03-19-2007, 05:26 PM
Why're you trying to CB me, sami?! Can't I be attracted to his cruel wit? It's not like I'm really going to see him without his pants on. Well, maybe, if I play my cards right.

codytwo
03-19-2007, 05:29 PM
i'm uncomfortable...

Barbara, the ninja
03-19-2007, 05:40 PM
A little confrontation and you crumble, cody? I'm only playing around :rolleyes

codytwo
03-19-2007, 05:53 PM
No, it wasn't you, it was my raging erection.

codytwo
03-19-2007, 09:31 PM
dammit andrew, you've created a monster. this is going to be here so much longer than than the marijuana one.

bballarl
03-19-2007, 10:51 PM
Shit. I'll talk to PF.

alyssak
03-19-2007, 11:07 PM
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

kroqken
03-09-2008, 04:07 PM
I am so glad that "Yes" is in the lead. The "Yes" side will not need the help of any superdelegates whatsoever!

kroqken
03-09-2008, 04:25 PM
Although some of the more prudish superdelegates may vote no, especially from the Deep South.

algunz
03-09-2008, 08:12 PM
I hate polls, yet I always vote.

kroqken
03-09-2008, 08:18 PM
Voting is like an addiction. I have not have missed an election since I was 18.

algunz
03-09-2008, 08:39 PM
I didn't participate until I was 21. I know, ricockulous.

JClemy
03-09-2008, 08:56 PM
I didn't participate until I was 21. I know, ricockulous.

Participate in polls?

bballarl
03-09-2008, 09:01 PM
Jesus tapdancing Christ. This thread got Kenado'd.

chiapet
03-09-2008, 09:05 PM
Are we fans of sex during music, or is this thread just completely irrelevant?

algunz
03-09-2008, 09:10 PM
Irrelevant? Nothing here is irrelevant - we are all connected.

JClemy
03-09-2008, 09:15 PM
very true, People on the board could have signs on their tents with the color system on it. lol

http://www.sex-bracelets.com/color.shtml

Color guide! I remember when there was a big outcry over these bracelets. I thought it was funny.

algunz
03-09-2008, 09:16 PM
Participate in polls?

Both.

chiapet
03-09-2008, 09:18 PM
I was obviously either too young or too old to know about jelly bracelet "colors".

JustSteve
03-09-2008, 10:30 PM
condomless sex is the best by far...

Boourns
03-09-2008, 11:22 PM
sex is just for dummies anyway
something you do when you've run out of things to say

thelastgreatman
03-09-2008, 11:24 PM
None of you have anything that compares to the kind of sex I have. As usual, you're fucking up. =)

Boourns
03-10-2008, 01:10 AM
condomless sex is the best by far...

Oh totally.




Or so I hear :(

paulb
03-10-2008, 01:35 AM
Oh totally.




Or so I hear :(

you a virgin Boourns? or you just havent had condomless sex yet?

catsandhats
03-10-2008, 02:02 AM
sex is just for dummies anyway
something you do when you've run out of things to say
XD

thats a reference i get it

thelastgreatman
03-10-2008, 02:04 AM
Fuck condoms eternally.

Boourns
03-10-2008, 10:17 AM
you a virgin Boourns? or you just havent had condomless sex yet?

The latter.

thelastgreatman
03-10-2008, 10:18 AM
Well then you're pretty much still a virgin.

SFChrissy
03-10-2008, 10:23 AM
How about Comedians of Comedy Elephant sex?

http://www.kulichki.com/elephant/s3.jpg

holy elephant cock!!!

SFChrissy
03-10-2008, 10:26 AM
I wish I was still a virgin...sex is over rated!!!

ThomThom
03-10-2008, 10:29 AM
I'm a big fan of sex. What the fuck else am I supposed to do?

Boourns
03-10-2008, 10:32 AM
Well then you're pretty much still a virgin.

Guess so. God, I hate my life.

thelastgreatman
03-10-2008, 10:34 AM
Can't blame you. Just learn to pull out and stick to white girls, you'll be fine.

ThomThom
03-10-2008, 10:35 AM
No condom = White or Asian ONLY

Condom = Everybody else

thelastgreatman
03-10-2008, 10:36 AM
Thom, be careful--you mean Asians OVER HERE. Not in Asia. In Asia, always condom.

ThomThom
03-10-2008, 10:37 AM
Thom, be careful--you mean Asians OVER HERE. Not in Asia. In Asia, always condom.

Of course, this applies only to Domestic Asians, certainly not imports.

ThomThom
03-10-2008, 10:42 AM
Also Boourns...

You might want to double bag for hispanic or black girls. If they are white washed, you are okay with just one.

Boourns
03-10-2008, 10:50 AM
Can't blame you. Just learn to pull out and stick to white girls, you'll be fine.

Lol. Whenever I know someone, shit is always fucking platonic, so I guess that leaves prostitutes or random one night stands, and there's no way I'm barebacking one of them.

SFChrissy
03-10-2008, 11:00 AM
Also Boourns...

You might want to double bag for hispanic or black girls. If they are white washed, you are okay with just one.

Fuck you...that's not even funny!!!

ThomThom
03-10-2008, 11:02 AM
Fuck you...that's not even funny!!!

I'm just giving him a heads up, we don't want any bastard Boourns running around.

Young blood
03-10-2008, 11:04 AM
Please delete or move to the misc. lounge. kthnxbye.

ThomThom
03-10-2008, 11:05 AM
I just noticed this thread was in the music lounge, weird.

thelastgreatman
03-10-2008, 11:09 AM
I don't think we want any Boourns of any variety running around.

And Chrissy, sorry, but you're a double-bag variety. Live with it. In fact, you should probably use at least one while masturbating.

SFChrissy
03-10-2008, 11:42 AM
I'm just giving him a heads up, we don't want any bastard Boourns running around.


I don't think we want any Boourns of any variety running around.

And Chrissy, sorry, but you're a double-bag variety. Live with it. In fact, you should probably use at least one while masturbating.

Both of you are bleeding wart infested pussing cunts right now!!! Yes, I'm a totally white washed 6th generation native californian which equates to me being Mexican. However, I'm nothing like the hood rats you see on a daily basis over there in so-cal...

When it comes down to it whitie is the dirtiest vector world wide!!! You guys demand on finding a host...

ThomThom
03-10-2008, 12:06 PM
When it comes down to it whitie is the dirtiest vector world wide!!! You guys demand on finding a host...

Uh, I'm hispanic.

Boourns
03-10-2008, 12:12 PM
I propose the formation of the "Getting Sex That Actually Matters For Boourns" Foundation

thelastgreatman
03-10-2008, 12:37 PM
Both of you are bleeding wart infested pussing cunts right now!!! Yes, I'm a totally white washed 6th generation native californian which equates to me being Mexican. However, I'm nothing like the hood rats you see on a daily basis over there in so-cal...

When it comes down to it whitie is the dirtiest vector world wide!!! You guys demand on finding a host...

Sorry babe. Pull up the AIDS statistics. Your ilk NEED to start using condoms for fuck's sake.


I propose the formation of the "Getting Sex That Actually Matters For Boourns" Foundation

I support the idea... but I'd rather sabotage the fundraiser.

Boourns
03-10-2008, 12:52 PM
But if you work for the foundation you can make a ton of money. Charity = easy way to get rich

chiapet
03-10-2008, 12:53 PM
I couldn't have imagined this thread would become more tasteless. You guys really don't disappoint, do you?

SFChrissy
03-10-2008, 02:24 PM
Uh, I'm hispanic. I should have rephrased whitie to men...

SFChrissy
03-10-2008, 02:31 PM
this is stupid!!!

thelastgreatman
03-10-2008, 05:09 PM
Hey, Boourns is a virgin--stop focusing on generalizations about your ethnicity's genital danger level and pay attention to the REAL injustice.


... possibly not an injustice, really. But equally sad as skyrocketing HIV figures, I think.

bballarl
03-10-2008, 05:11 PM
This thread should have died a long time ago. It was a joke. Let's leave it be.

catsandhats
03-10-2008, 05:25 PM
TTT

JClemy
03-10-2008, 05:57 PM
This thread is going hard lol It just doesn't stop!

thelastgreatman
03-10-2008, 06:01 PM
This thread should have died a long time ago. It was a joke. Let's leave it be.

... joke necrophilia? Anyone?


Aw, screw you, I'm fucking it anyway.

kroqken
03-11-2008, 04:45 PM
Speaking of sex, has anyone seen a porn star named Sasha Gray? On her Myspace page, she listed a lot of Coachella type bands so she likes sex and cool music. Whoopee!