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Boourns
12-01-2006, 02:20 PM
I tore my scrotum on the fence and my testicles flew out and I never could find them, so if anyone has them, please let me know ASAP, thanx.

devachan
12-01-2006, 09:39 PM
I haven't seen any testicles lying around here. I'll let you know if I do!

fatbastard
12-24-2006, 05:13 PM
Have you recovered your balls?

woogie846
01-09-2007, 07:23 PM
I saw them in the street, so I ran to retrieve them for you, but then they just ran off. You've got fast testes, man.

lindseyb
01-18-2007, 05:19 PM
this made me laugh so hard i almost peed my pants!

woogie846
01-18-2007, 07:03 PM
hahaha nice.

dflood75
01-19-2007, 10:47 PM
My dog has them and won't give them back. Sorry

cosmic hearse
01-21-2007, 01:43 PM
I tore my scrotum on the fence and my testicles flew out and I never could find them, so if anyone has them, please let me know ASAP, thanx.

haha did this happen the year the pixies and the cure played? my friends were sneaking in at the same time.

thaipod
01-21-2007, 06:14 PM
So THAT's what we were smoking on the way home. I thought our weed tasted weird. :D

KimKam
01-27-2007, 03:59 PM
No balls, but we found a vial of coke in '03.

McFearless
01-27-2007, 04:10 PM
I found them. I gave one to Lance Armstrong and one to Tom Green. They need them

smilingdownward
02-17-2007, 03:59 AM
didnt this happen at the gorge too?
i think it was in the darwin awars one year.

depechemodekraftwerk
02-17-2007, 07:50 AM
You seem fine with no balls. Maybe they where mistakenly given to you at birth?......