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malcolmjamalawesome
01-02-2012, 08:31 AM
Board Awards 2011 Categories
Board Member of the Year
Thread of the Year
Thread of the Year (Music Lounge)
Post of the Year
Music Lounge Member of the Year
Aging Hipster Award for Best Board Member Over the Age of 40
Best Noob (First Post Date After 1/1/2011)
Worst Noob (First Post Date After 1/1/2011)
Best Board Fight
PTA Memorial Award for Best Public Meltdown
Best Tinychat Moment
Cloud9 Award for Excellence in Incoherent Posting
Best Alias
Best Sig
Board Member Most Likely to Die in 2012
Best Contribution to Post Nude Photos That Won't Get You Banned
Best Board Couple
Worst Board Couple
Most Disappointing Board Member in Real Life
STFU Awards for Politics, Music, Sports, and General
Congeniality Award (Nicest Board Member)
Dead Horse Award (Most Talked-To-Death Topic)
Ban of the Year
Gayest Board Member
Blackest Board Member
Best Performance at Coachella 2011
Worst Thing of 2011
Lifetime Achievement Award

obzen
01-02-2012, 08:33 AM
Most Egregious Use Of The Crushing.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-02-2012, 08:34 AM
Best Use of Italics

captncrzy
01-02-2012, 09:20 AM
The Please Go Royally Fuck Yourself Award

malcolmjamalawesome
01-02-2012, 09:35 AM
The Please Go Royally Fuck Yourself Award

Needs context

captncrzy
01-02-2012, 09:59 AM
The Please Go Royally Fuck Yourself Award for Ongoing Excessive Stupidity.

gaypalmsprings
01-02-2012, 10:09 AM
Best Facial Hair Award - Female

Best Facial Hair Award - Male

Best Naked Photo Without Getting Banned Award - Boobs and Butts

Best Naked Photo Without Getting Banned Award - Stick and Balls

getbetter
01-02-2012, 10:11 AM
Best Naked Photo Without Getting Booted Award - Stick and Balls

Sleepingrock

Somewhat Damaged
01-02-2012, 11:27 AM
Best Lurker Post

cutterbutter
01-02-2012, 12:04 PM
Best (Worst) running joke that should be forgotten.

prickly
01-02-2012, 12:08 PM
Biggest Bitch Who Thinks He or She is Funny But is Completely Not Award

nine day brawl
01-02-2012, 12:09 PM
Best (Worst) running joke that should be forgotten.

M83 have new tour dates!!

4/22 San Francisco, CA - The Fillmore
4/23 San Francisco, CA - The Fillmore
4/25 Portland, WA - Roseland Theatre
4/26 Seattle, WA - The Neptune
4/27 Vancouver, BC - Vogue Theatre
4/29 Salt Lake City, UT - In The Venue
4/30 Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre
5/1 Lawrence, KS - Granada Theater
5/2 St. Louis, MO - The Pageant
5/4 Chicago, IL - The Vic
5/5 Detroit, MI - The Majestic Theatre
5/6 Toronto, ON - Sound Academy
5/7 Buffalo, NY - Town Ballroom
5/9 Boston, MA - House of Blues
5/10 New York, NY - Terminal 5
5/11 Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer
5/12 Washington, D.C. - 9:30 Club
5/14 Atlanta, GA - Buckhead Theatre
5/15 Nashville, TN - Marathon Music Works
5/17 Houston, TX - House of Blues
5/18 Austin, TX - Stubb's
5/19 Dallas, TX - Granada Theater

ivankay
01-02-2012, 12:11 PM
Worst grammar and/or speling award.

theklein25
01-02-2012, 12:14 PM
Rookie of the year.

MVP (Most Valuable Poster)

LVP (Least Valuable Poster) (*Spooks)

amyzzz
01-02-2012, 12:14 PM
Worst grammar and;or speling award.
This would be slightly better. But yours was good too. :winkiss

SoulDischarge
01-02-2012, 12:14 PM
teh cloud9 honraryao icohenerecne reawrde

the walrus
01-02-2012, 12:14 PM
best line-up prediction
worst line-up prediction

funniest thing to be posted in "next time you try to look hot"

best new member
worst new member

best picture of 2011 to be posted

best member
best supporting member
best thread

:P

SoulDischarge
01-02-2012, 12:15 PM
The Honorary Caco Hottest Jail Bait Award.

chairmenmeow47
01-02-2012, 01:09 PM
the debbie downer award

Courtney
01-02-2012, 01:15 PM
The Amyzz Award for Best Confession
The Marooko Award for Worst Confession

caco0283
01-02-2012, 01:19 PM
board pimp
board whore

koryp
01-02-2012, 01:19 PM
Best (Worst) running joke that should be forgotten.

Can Bjork headline?

guedita
01-02-2012, 01:35 PM
Biggest Bitch Who Actually Is Funny

Blackest Board Member

Whitest Board Member

Best Ticket Thread

Mugwog
01-02-2012, 02:05 PM
Best/Worst signature award
Clearly taking drugs when posting award
Best thread over 70 pages (must have started in '11)
Best instigator

Courtney
01-02-2012, 02:07 PM
Most Likely To Spend Jail Time in 2012

amyzzz
01-02-2012, 02:09 PM
You mean "time in jail?"

bmack86
01-02-2012, 02:10 PM
Or "Serve Jail Time"

Mugwog
01-02-2012, 02:11 PM
or "Shack up with Bubba in the slammer"

Courtney
01-02-2012, 02:12 PM
Most Obnoxious Grammar Corrector Award

ThatGirl
01-02-2012, 02:15 PM
Most obvious alias award.

Courtney
01-02-2012, 02:25 PM
Best Facial Hair Award - Male

Drinkey
Bmack
Sonofhal for looking like Ned Flanders

Courtney
01-02-2012, 02:26 PM
Worst/Most Irrelevant Use of Images

Courtney
01-02-2012, 02:26 PM
teh cloud9 honraryao icohenerecne reawrde

Getbetter

amyzzz
01-02-2012, 02:27 PM
The Kylie-Ayn Attention Whore Award

Courtney
01-02-2012, 02:28 PM
The Honorary Caco Hottest Jail Bait Award.

Sleepingrock

Courtney
01-02-2012, 02:36 PM
Biggest Bitch Who Actually Is Funny
captncrzy
miscorrections
guedita
PotVsKtl


Whitest Board Member
PlayaDelWes
Amyzzz
M Sparks
TommyboyUNM

amyzzz
01-02-2012, 02:39 PM
Best Naked Photo Without Getting Banned Award - Boobs and Butts

Courtney
guedita

Gribbz
01-02-2012, 02:40 PM
Whitest Board Member

GoodGirlGalaxy.

guedita
01-02-2012, 02:47 PM
Worst Suggested Category Award

guedita
01-02-2012, 02:48 PM
Worst Suggested Category Award




Best/Worst signature award
Clearly taking drugs when posting award
Best thread over 70 pages (must have started in '11)
Best instigator

Nominees

guedita
01-02-2012, 02:48 PM
Board Romance of the Year

Board Bromance of the Year

guedita
01-02-2012, 02:52 PM
GoodGirlGalaxy.

ahahahaha

hawkingvsreeve
01-02-2012, 02:53 PM
Best quadruple post

obzen
01-02-2012, 02:57 PM
Best Combo Breaker.

amyzzz
01-02-2012, 03:01 PM
Best Meta Award

cutterbutter
01-02-2012, 03:05 PM
Most In Need of Being Banned

Psychic Friend's award of ___________ (to be given from PF to someone for something)

Courtney
01-02-2012, 03:14 PM
Just pulling these over from the other thread:


Best/most creative Nude photo


Relentlessest Cunt Award


Most likely to die by Coachella 2012


Most Likely To Be Banned
Best Banned Member of 2011


The gayest straight boardie.

The straightest gay boardie.

The best use of a cat theme fanny pack.


TMI award

Board member who most exemplifies Coachella

Worst Radiohead poster


The suprefan award for unabashedly never understanding the joke.


Most Self-Indulgent/Masturbatory Thread Award


STFUA Award

kitt kat
01-02-2012, 03:24 PM
Worst/Most Irrelevant Use of Images

BD will win this.


Best board feud.

Mugwog
01-02-2012, 03:28 PM
Nominees

Guedita's favorite board member

blackchango
01-02-2012, 04:55 PM
Best ethnic minority!

theklein25
01-02-2012, 04:55 PM
Does someone eventually organize and put this together?

cutterbutter
01-02-2012, 05:04 PM
malcolmjamalawesome^

menikmati
01-02-2012, 05:13 PM
Does someone eventually organize and put this together?

Check back in a few months.

Mr. Dylanja
01-02-2012, 05:22 PM
Does someone eventually organize and put this together?


Check back in a few months.


the debbie downer award

...

guedita
01-02-2012, 05:24 PM
Eeyore Award

VigoTheCarpathian
01-02-2012, 05:25 PM
The Hopeless Romantic Award
The Turning Tricks Award

VigoTheCarpathian
01-02-2012, 05:29 PM
Eeyore Award

I nominate you for the owl abortion award

TomAz
01-02-2012, 05:30 PM
STFU (Music)
STFU (Politics)
STFU (Sports)
STFU (General)

captncrzy
01-02-2012, 06:20 PM
Person That You're Sure Would Beat You In a Physical Fight Award

malcolmjamalawesome
01-02-2012, 07:43 PM
I recall Menik being equally salty about the Board Awards last year.

greghead
01-02-2012, 10:33 PM
GoodGirlGalaxy.

boom

TallGuyCM
01-02-2012, 11:19 PM
Most Consistent Provider of the Lulz

RedHotSgtPeppers
01-02-2012, 11:21 PM
Most Consistent Provider of the Lulz

Nearly every contribution that DigitalDragon made to the "Next Time You Try to Look Hot" thread was golden.

TallGuyCM
01-02-2012, 11:22 PM
Now's the time to nominate, we vote later. :)

TallGuyCM
01-02-2012, 11:22 PM
Worst Use of Emoticons

cutterbutter
01-02-2012, 11:37 PM
Worst Use of Exclamation Points!!!

Stickjohn
01-03-2012, 08:58 AM
Most Disappointing in Real Life.

Drewski27
01-03-2012, 09:10 AM
most use of the letter "z".

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-03-2012, 09:17 AM
Please stop suggesting categories that obviously reference one single person.

guedita
01-03-2012, 09:22 AM
Most drink infused board member user name.

nosurprises12
01-03-2012, 09:38 AM
Most Misinterpreted User Name - Shitty DJ Category.

Courtney
01-03-2012, 09:42 AM
One-Track Mind Award, to be given to the board member whose constant championing of a single band is as incomprehensible as it is tiresome

Hannahrain
01-03-2012, 09:48 AM
The Volcher Award for funniest single clueless misspell.

PlayaDelWes
01-03-2012, 09:51 AM
Suggest Categories & Nominees

captncrzy
01-03-2012, 09:54 AM
Change the "Board Member of the Year Award" to the "Hannahrain Excellence Award." Prize must be a trophy with this on it:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1245/4723060858_242958bdbb.jpg

TomAz
01-03-2012, 10:00 AM
Suggest Categories & Nominees


STFU (Music)
STFU (Politics)
STFU (Sports)
STFU (General)

music - um that alias who kept prattling on about bad 70s bands.
politics - By the Way, summerkid, or Jebus
sports - Passive. no one else comes close
general - amyzzz

guedita
01-03-2012, 10:09 AM
Best Mockery Thread

TomAZ Spectacular Dancing Award

Courtney
01-03-2012, 10:24 AM
Person That You're Sure Would Beat You In a Physical Fight Award

sbconnection
psychic friend (because lady spends some serious time at the gym)
captncrzy

Alchemy
01-03-2012, 10:27 AM
The PaulThomasAnderson Award of Embarrassment (aka, most embarrassing board member)

caco0283
01-03-2012, 10:34 AM
The Volcher Award for funniest single clueless misspell.

i hate you

M Sparks
01-03-2012, 10:44 AM
Biggest Bitch Who Actually Is Funny

Blackest Board Member

Whitest Board Member

Trying for a sweep?

SoulDischarge
01-03-2012, 10:51 AM
Most Likely To Turn Out Like Canexplain When They Get Old Award (male)

Most Likely To Turn Out Like Brokendoll When They Get Old Award (female)

sbconnection
01-03-2012, 11:30 AM
sbconnection
psychic friend (because lady spends some serious time at the gym)
captncrzy

.... I'm honored?



Best/Biggest Boardie round up event(aside from Coachella)

malcolmjamalawesome
01-03-2012, 12:45 PM
Inconvenient truth: Hannah was a bore in 2011.

Hannahrain
01-03-2012, 04:21 PM
That's not particularly inconvenient for anybody unless they're driving themselves to work and back in eco-vehicles powered by liking me.

boarderwoozel3
01-03-2012, 04:43 PM
best new thread

I nominate: mnml---techno

boarderwoozel3
01-03-2012, 04:50 PM
music - um that alias who kept prattling on about bad 70s bands.
politics - By the Way, summerkid, or Jebus
sports - Passive. no one else comes close
general - amyzzz

Politics - Who was the insufferable libertarian? Psychobetadown or something like that. They get my vote.

kitt kat
01-03-2012, 05:47 PM
Best Meme to Come out of the Board

malcolmjamalawesome
01-03-2012, 06:12 PM
Go on...

boarderwoozel3
01-03-2012, 10:52 PM
Matt at the Movies

stupendously ornate meme is ornately stupendous

**I can't find it anywhere.

BROKENDOLL
01-04-2012, 02:37 AM
Originally Posted by theklein25 http://www.coachella.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2339564#post2339564)
Does someone eventually organize and put this together?
Quote:
Originally Posted by menikmati http://www.coachella.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2339568#post2339568)
Check back in a few months.

Quote:
Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 http://www.coachella.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2339429#post2339429)
the debbie downer award
...
:rotflThe Billy Mays Quick and Witty Award: Dylanja:rotfl

BROKENDOLL
01-04-2012, 04:12 AM
Never Forget...
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/coachella%20trash/boardawards.jpg

captncrzy
01-04-2012, 06:09 AM
Matt at the Movies

stupendously ornate meme is ornately stupendous

**I can't find it anywhere.

That was 2010.

miscorrections
01-04-2012, 08:54 AM
It should still be eligible.

Mr. Dylanja
01-04-2012, 08:59 AM
Since he's gone, can we bring that thread back?

captncrzy
01-04-2012, 09:05 AM
Didn't Dani delete everything?

Mr. Dylanja
01-04-2012, 09:08 AM
Probably, I thought it might be archived somewhere. I just remember page after page after page of super-lulz. That thread grew at least 15 pages in a half an hour.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-04-2012, 04:34 PM
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/1140/12877134.jpg

First phase of categories set in first post

boarderwoozel3
01-04-2012, 04:40 PM
Best Board Fight has really lost its luster since randy got the boot.

I nominate mnml---techno for best thread.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-04-2012, 04:43 PM
Do we need separate Best Music Lounge Thread and Best Thread?

Alchemy
01-04-2012, 04:55 PM
I think that's a good idea.

guedita
01-04-2012, 05:19 PM
Yes please.

Miroir Noir
01-04-2012, 05:22 PM
I nominate MJA's fishstick throw play as post of the year.

VigoTheCarpathian
01-04-2012, 05:43 PM
I say that there should be a smartest person award. I don't know all of you but most of you are pretty sharp. If I had to nominate anyone for this it would be Tom and Guedita but that's just who comes to mind really you're all pretty wise salute! Gulp. Gultas! To the music! WawAwow

Gribbz
01-04-2012, 06:17 PM
I nominate MJA's fishstick throw play as post of the year.
Seconded.

Drewski27
01-04-2012, 06:44 PM
thirded.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-04-2012, 06:55 PM
I say that there should be a smartest person award. I don't know all of you but most of you are pretty sharp. If I had to nominate anyone for this it would be Tom and Guedita but that's just who comes to mind really you're all pretty wise salute! Gulp. Gultas! To the music! WawAwow

Early favorite for Cloud9 Award For Achievement in Incoherency

VigoTheCarpathian
01-04-2012, 06:57 PM
Danku berry bery much jamal

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 05:04 AM
First page updated with categories thus far:

Board Awards 2011 Categories:
Board Member of the Year
Thread of the Year (Best thread started in 2011)
Thread of the Year (Music Lounge)
Post of the Year (Best single post made in 2011)
Music Lounge Member of the Year
Aging Hipster Award for Best Board Member Over the Age of 40
Best Noob (First Post Date After 1/1/2011)
Worst Noob (First Post Date After 1/1/2011)
Best Board Fight
Best Tinychat Moment
Cloud9 Award for Excellence in Incoherent Posting
Best Alias (aka Worst Alias)
Congeniality Award (Nicest Board Member)
Dead Horse Award (Most Talked-To-Death Topic)
Ban of the Year
Best Performance at Coachella 2011
Worst Thing of 2011 (Just, in general, the worst thing)
Lifetime Achievement Award


Not trying to sway anyone's vote, but, without doing much research, my early predictions for Thread of the Year nominees are:

Who Has a Ticket For A Hot Girl With Money?
I Never Realized How Horrible Skrillex Was Until Now
The Green Wall

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 05:04 AM
Early Nominee for Thread of the Year 2012: "Uh oh, Guedita is back"

heart cooks brain
01-05-2012, 05:14 AM
Best Nickname Given 2012: BOOSH

stinkbutt
01-05-2012, 05:30 AM
I nominate BD for lifetime achievement award
Lotus for Ban of the Year
Coachella Bound for Cloud 9 award

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 05:30 AM
Solid nominees.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 05:30 AM
When you say "Lotus," do you mean guedita?

MistaGlitch
01-05-2012, 05:31 AM
"Most Generally Annoying Board Addict"


and thread of the year has to be...Who Has a Ticket For A Hot Girl With Money?

stinkbutt
01-05-2012, 05:32 AM
Boosh

TomAz
01-05-2012, 06:08 AM
ban of the year TommyBoyUNM

stinkbutt
01-05-2012, 06:16 AM
Didn't see that before, nvm

TomAz
01-05-2012, 06:21 AM
shhhhhhhh

Premium Roast
01-05-2012, 07:38 AM
Thread of the Year Nominees:

Who Has a Ticket For An Average Girl With Money? (I enjoyed how common it was)
Female Headliner (where else could you read seemingly the same posts over and over and still find delight in them? No other place)

guedita
01-05-2012, 08:37 AM
Ban of the year nominee: J$$$$

Worst Thing Nominee: The Coachella Message Board

Drewski27
01-05-2012, 08:55 AM
Who Has A Ticket For A Hot Girl With Money provided so many lulz for me.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 09:11 AM
I feel like there's a relatively small pool for Ban of the Year nominees

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 09:12 AM
Best Contribution to Post Nude Photos That Won't Get You Banned

stinkbutt
01-05-2012, 09:18 AM
Courtney

Premium Roast
01-05-2012, 09:21 AM
that's a tough one

Going to enter

algunz
01-05-2012, 09:25 AM
Ban of the year - hydr1.

stinkbutt
01-05-2012, 09:28 AM
Terrence/Hydr/goatchella for worst noob nomination.
Cara for board member of the year.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 09:35 AM
Hardest category to think of a nominee for: Best Noob

Tubesock Shakur
01-05-2012, 09:36 AM
Ban of the year nominee: J$$$$

Worst Thing Nominee: The Coachella Message Board

This guedita dude is a real bitch.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 09:37 AM
A real "boosh"

guedita
01-05-2012, 09:38 AM
"Totally"

guedita
01-05-2012, 09:39 AM
Worst Thing Nominee: Every TV Show Thread Created in 2011

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 09:39 AM
Ban of the year - hydr1.

But he's back as goatchella...

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 09:41 AM
The thing where the guy was talking about why to not meet women in bars. That should win something.

guedita
01-05-2012, 09:43 AM
Hardest category to think of a nominee for: Best Noob

I'm nominating ods...

ods..
01-05-2012, 09:45 AM
thanks..

wish my name didn't have 2/3 of an ellipsis..

but 5char limit on a name stumped me..

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 09:45 AM
ban of the year TommyBoyUNM

Wait.... did this really happen?

Gribbz
01-05-2012, 09:46 AM
Hardest category to think of a nominee for: Best Noob

Ods is Kool & the Gang.

faxman75
01-05-2012, 09:51 AM
Wait.... did this really happen?

Yes. Him and J$$$ at the same time.

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 09:52 AM
Yes. Him and J$$$ at the same time.

WTF? No more Tommy here? I am at a loss for words.

algunz
01-05-2012, 10:32 AM
Board Member of the Year - Ivankay
Thread of the Year – Dr. Brokenstuff
Thread of the Year (music) - Skrillex
Aging Hipster Award - TomAz
Cloud 9 – getbetter
Congeniality – Pixiesp
Dead Horse Award – the wristbands
Best Performance at Coache11a - Trentemoller
Worst Thing of 2011 – Amy Winehouse dieing
Lifetime Achievement Award – caco0283

guedita
01-05-2012, 10:34 AM
Congeniality - Rskapcat

ThatGirl
01-05-2012, 11:01 AM
But he's back as goatchella...

I was thinking suitability for the most obvious alias award.

captncrzy
01-05-2012, 11:26 AM
This is some bullshit. I'm not eligible for ANY of these categories.

heart cooks brain
01-05-2012, 11:28 AM
This is some bullshit. I'm not eligible for ANY of these categories.

Smallest Dick-Puller: captncrzy

Premium Roast
01-05-2012, 11:35 AM
the Don Juan sneaking in thread was pretty interesting.

http://www.7b.org/images/Drug_interdiction_border_patrol_marine_mooring_sur veillance.jpg

Like to see Grandma onstage accepting as well. "Old Hag" award.

Mugwog
01-05-2012, 11:36 AM
Yes. Him and J$$$ at the same time.

Which thread was this?

TomAz
01-05-2012, 12:00 PM
Don't ask too many questions. Nothing to see here.

Mr. Dylanja
01-05-2012, 12:05 PM
How about Best Sig?

Tom's always makes me laugh.

SoulDischarge
01-05-2012, 12:06 PM
Bryan's would be a contender.

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 01:03 PM
Board Member of the Year - Ivankay
Thread of the Year Dr. Brokenstuff
Thread of the Year (music) - Skrillex
Aging Hipster Award - TomAz
Cloud 9 getbetter
Congeniality Pixiesp
Dead Horse Award the wristbands
Best Performance at Coache11a - Trentemoller
Worst Thing of 2011 Amy Winehouse dieing
Lifetime Achievement Award caco0283

The Skrillex thread deserves some sort of recognition. It has been mentioned in various places around the internet and alluded to in interviews with him. It also has more views than any other thread ever put in the artists section.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 01:06 PM
I demand proof of the thread being "alluded" to in interviews.

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 01:10 PM
I'll do my best. He was asked about haters on message boards or something to that affect.

guedita
01-05-2012, 01:11 PM
MJA doesn't believe "allusion" is a thing in his cold lawyer world of hard facts and data.

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 01:21 PM
I demand proof of the thread being "alluded" to in interviews.

There is this.... http://www.coachella.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2298750&postcount=1541... take it however you want.

Miroir Noir
01-05-2012, 01:21 PM
He will only accept hearsay if it fits into an 803 exception.

xi5LESZ7_Kc

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 01:29 PM
Oh, I see, he mentioned a message board, so he must have meant this message board

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 01:30 PM
"I can't believe the Chemical Brothers changed the lyrics to "let it glow!"

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 01:32 PM
Oh, I see, he mentioned a message board, so he must have meant this message board

Hence why I used the term "alluded".

Not sure that there are too many other boards out there with "A few hundred people" that "might be bitching" about Skrillex.

Tubesock Shakur
01-05-2012, 01:35 PM
Worst. Dinner. Party. Ever.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 01:37 PM
1. You didn't say he "alluded" generally, you said he alluded to one particular thread.

2. Yes, it defies belief that there would exist anywhere else a message board discussing the single most talked about and divisive artist in dance music of the past year.

cutterbutter
01-05-2012, 01:39 PM
I want award.

Things I have an opinion on:

Thread of the Year: It's a New Year--Stop Saying "..."
Thread of the Year (Music Lounge): Tell Us About 2011 Albums
Best Noob (First Post Date After 1/1/2011): originalbob or Drewski27
Worst Noob (First Post Date After 1/1/2011): theklein25
Best Board Fight
PTA Memorial Award for Best Public Meltdown: vigo drug freak out
Dead Horse Award (Most Talked-To-Death Topic): King of Limbs/Radiohead etc
Best Performance at Coachella 2011: Arcade Fire
Worst Thing of 2011: summerkid's 2012 rumor thread
Lifetime Achievement Award: ivankey

Mr. Dylanja
01-05-2012, 01:42 PM
"I can't believe the Chemical Brothers changed the lyrics to "let it glow!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 01:42 PM
1. You didn't say he "alluded" generally, you said he alluded to one particular thread.

2. Yes, it defies belief that there would exist anywhere else a message board discussing the single most talked about and divisive artist in dance music of the past year.

God dammit MJA, this isn't a court of law. If I said he was referring to that thread than I am obviously right, you asshole.

icedKeg
01-05-2012, 01:44 PM
Hardest category to think of a nominee for: Best Noob

Here's a list of all of the Noobs that signed up in 2011, from most posts to least (minimum 200 posts):

ods..
frizzlefry
Goatchella
VigoTheCarpathian
RedHotSgtPeppers
Premium Roast
ThatGirl
Ross1492
GoodGirlGalaxy
ManImCool
Zircona1
Robin
thetello
Bomboclat
Timestretch
FEELS
theklein25
KidRobot
Bus McRider
SSFCPea
Kvnty
FairfaxandFountain
Twattycakes
thedude15
swhite423
nyarlathotoats
thombjork
TheMadeleine
Porkchop
JAvina1283

SuperFocus
01-05-2012, 01:46 PM
Can the past several posts be nominated for the best argument award?

ods..
01-05-2012, 01:46 PM
I nominate Ross1492 because that dude knows his shit.

stinkbutt
01-05-2012, 01:47 PM
Is most annoying thread title a good category? If so that fucking Love It When You Call Me Coa chel la thread would be a good contender.

cutterbutter
01-05-2012, 01:48 PM
I nominate ods.. for confusing me every time someone includes ".." when addressing him.

Premium Roast
01-05-2012, 01:48 PM
the rape thread was aight. Like following the OJ trial, but on a much smaller scale.

guedita
01-05-2012, 01:49 PM
My nominee for Worst Noob is GoodGirlGalaxy.

fikus222
01-05-2012, 01:49 PM
I nominate Ross1492 because that dude knows his shit.

Seconded. He's also pretty cool in person.

Mr. Dylanja
01-05-2012, 01:51 PM
I nominate Ross1492 because that dude knows his shit.

Seconded.


She's not really a regular, but TheMadline should be nominated for the Attention Whore Award.

cutterbutter
01-05-2012, 01:55 PM
Football player girl?

BROKENDOLL
01-05-2012, 01:56 PM
ban of the year TommyBoyUNM


Wait.... did this really happen?


Yes. Him and J$$$ at the same time.


WTF? No more Tommy here? I am at a loss for words.
Then just go, "Ohhhhhm, ohhhhhm," and bow your head gratefully while doing so...

Courtney
01-05-2012, 01:57 PM
I don't really have any idea who those new board members are, except for the ones who come into tinychat. I confess that I don't tend to pay attention to new people except for those who have particularly interesting things to say, or those who are particularly cute.

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 01:58 PM
I don't really have any idea who those new board members are, except for the ones who come into tinychat. I confess that I don't tend to pay attention to new people except for those who have particularly interesting things to say, or those who are particularly cute.

How do you know if they are cute??

TomAz
01-05-2012, 01:59 PM
is best noob meant seriously or sarcastically? can you tell the difference?

guedita
01-05-2012, 01:59 PM
is best noob meant seriously or sarcastically? can you tell the difference?

There is a best noob and a worst noob category.

Courtney
01-05-2012, 02:00 PM
How do you know if they are cute??

I hack into the Coachella database and track their IP address to locate them, and then hire a private detective to do a stakeout until he finds them and sends me photographic evidence.

Or, I just wait for them to post a picture in the Post Your Picture thread.

BROKENDOLL
01-05-2012, 02:02 PM
How do you know if they are cute??
She has an actual application like you would fill out for a job position, except it automatically spits out any app that makes under $100,000 a year...

guedita
01-05-2012, 02:03 PM
uhhhh

BROKENDOLL
01-05-2012, 02:05 PM
uhhhh
That just whisked the words right out of your typing fingers, didn't it?

guedita
01-05-2012, 02:05 PM
Yeah. Unnecessary rude remarks towards Courtney implying that she is some sort of gold digger leave me speechless. Good job.

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 02:06 PM
I hack into the Coachella database and track their IP address to locate them, and then hire a private detective to do a stakeout until he finds them and sends me photographic evidence.

Or, I just wait for them to post a picture in the Post Your Picture thread.

I liked the first explanation better, Courtney.

Gribbz
01-05-2012, 02:07 PM
What the fuck other message board could he be talking about?

hawkingvsreeve
01-05-2012, 02:08 PM
Doesn't matter. Skrillex shouldn't be awarded anything. Ever.

Mugwog
01-05-2012, 02:08 PM
Clearly Plurlife

Gribbz
01-05-2012, 02:09 PM
IMDB.com hates the Skrill too.

fikus222
01-05-2012, 02:09 PM
It's clearly the Sasquatch MSG Board, it's chock full of useful information.

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 02:10 PM
Doesn't matter. Skrillex shouldn't be awarded anything. Ever.

He wouldn't be awarded anything though...

BROKENDOLL
01-05-2012, 02:10 PM
She has an actual application like you would fill out for a job position, except it automatically spits out any app that makes under $100,000 a year...
Wait, there's more to the app... Allergy tests... Library Records... She certainly isn't easy...)-

Mugwog
01-05-2012, 02:10 PM
IMDB.com hates the Skrill too.

Source?

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 02:11 PM
What the fuck other message board could he be talking about?

I was going to ask MJA this but I just felt like venturing away from any kind of endless debate.

hawkingvsreeve
01-05-2012, 02:12 PM
He wouldn't be awarded anything though...

It's close enough.

Mugwog
01-05-2012, 02:17 PM
The only thing that could make that thread better is it being closed off by Skrillex in a defamation suit, with picture evidence of a letter from his lawyers.

Mr. Dylanja
01-05-2012, 02:17 PM
I hate that Skrillex thread, it's like one lame joke times infinity.

guedita
01-05-2012, 02:18 PM
It's really not that great of a thread.

BROKENDOLL
01-05-2012, 02:23 PM
Yeah. Unnecessary rude remarks towards Courtney implying that she is some sort of gold digger leave me speechless. Good job.
Where is it that I implied that Courtney was a gold digger? Fuck, she can hold her own, and she doesn't need to settle for less than her standards, hence my remark that you misconstrued, Ms. Bossypants...

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 02:23 PM
What the fuck other message board could he be talking about?


Clearly Plurlife


IMDB.com hates the Skrill too.


It's clearly the Sasquatch MSG Board, it's chock full of useful information.


I was going to ask MJA this but I just felt like venturing away from any kind of endless debate.

There are message boards out there generally for electronic dance music, for dubstep, for Skrillex in particular. You dolts didn't invent the concept that Skrillex sucks - you didn't introduce the notion to the world.





You also had no influence on Orbital playing Coachella.

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 02:23 PM
I hate that Skrillex thread, it's like one lame joke times infinity.

That describes a large portion of the threads on this board.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 02:24 PM
I hate that Skrillex thread, it's like one lame joke times infinity.


It's really not that great of a thread.

According to Dave Gribble, it is the epicenter of all things Skrillex and the only place where people are bold and courageous enough to opine that Skrillex is horrible.

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 02:24 PM
There are message boards out there generally for electronic dance music, for dubstep, for Skrillex in particular. You dolts didn't invent the concept that Skrillex sucks - you didn't introduce the notion to the world.



Shut up.

guedita
01-05-2012, 02:26 PM
Where is it that I implied that Courtney was a gold digger? Fuck, she can hold her own, and she doesn't need to settle for less than her standards, hence my remark that you misconstrued, Ms. Bossypants...


She has an actual application like you would fill out for a job position, except it automatically spits out any app that makes under $100,000 a year...

Right here you baggy twat.

TallGuyCM
01-05-2012, 02:26 PM
You also had no influence on Orbital playing Coachella.

NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 02:26 PM
Sometimes I don't believe my eyes with you self-aggrandizing dopes.

guedita
01-05-2012, 02:27 PM
Well in 2011 the Coachella Message Board did directly cause Leftfield's appearance.

Miroir Noir
01-05-2012, 02:27 PM
It's really not that great of a thread.

I found it derivative of "Ban Steve Aoki from the Sahara Tent." And Korn.

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 02:27 PM
Well in 2011 the Coachella Message Board did directly cause Leftfield's appearance.

I demand proof.

Mr. Dylanja
01-05-2012, 02:28 PM
And what about High Contrast?

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 02:29 PM
Coachella Lineups: Willed into existence by 20 message board members annually.

kreutz2112
01-05-2012, 02:30 PM
If DOOM plays Coachella I am taking sole responsibility.

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 02:31 PM
Coachella Lineups: Willed into existence by 20 message board members annually.

So you are in belief that this board's recommendations have absolutely zero impact on the acts GV pursues?

guedita
01-05-2012, 02:32 PM
ITT: Best Board Fight Nominee.

Gribbz
01-05-2012, 02:32 PM
According to Dave Gribble, it is the epicenter of all things Skrillex and the only place where people are bold and courageous enough to opine that Skrillex is horrible.

That was way too easy. I almost went with "Orbital."

Gribbz
01-05-2012, 02:33 PM
Wait, Leftfield was booked because of the boards?

guedita
01-05-2012, 02:33 PM
HOrribital

Gribbz
01-05-2012, 02:34 PM
BOREbital.

hawkingvsreeve
01-05-2012, 02:35 PM
So you are in belief that this board's recommendations have absolutely zero impact on the acts GV pursues?

~0, yes.

hawkingvsreeve
01-05-2012, 02:35 PM
Snorebital?

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 02:37 PM
So you are in belief that this board's recommendations have absolutely zero impact on the acts GV pursues?

I believe the musical tastes of this message board are so unique and so far outside the general scope of what Coachella-goers and fans of independent music care for that the message board is, in fact, the only way Goldenvoice both (1) comes into awareness of and (2) decides to book many of the acts on the lineup.

I believe before proceeding with booking negotiations and discussions, Goldenvoice reads the message board, as the employees of Goldenvoice are so devoid of knowledge and unaware of music generally that without the message board, all would be lost.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 02:37 PM
^^^^ My impression of someone so stupid you can't believe it.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 02:38 PM
Before the message board, Goldenvoice had never fucking heard of Leftfield, bro.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 02:39 PM
HOrribital


More like Horribital.

^^ 2009 - kiss the ring.

Gribbz
01-05-2012, 02:40 PM
Did Leftfield do a Bon Jovi cover as well? I only caught the end of their set.

Mr. Dylanja
01-05-2012, 02:42 PM
MJA has entered BEAST MODE

guedita
01-05-2012, 02:43 PM
^^ 2009 - kiss the ring.

Let me be the Dane Cook to your Louis CK

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 02:43 PM
Did Leftfield do a Bon Jovi cover as well? I only caught the end of their set.

Leftfield sticks to dropping Belinda Carlisle samples, which, btw, is completely different from what Girl Talk does.


MJA has entered BEAST MODE

It's noob season.

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 02:44 PM
I believe the musical tastes of this message board are so unique and so far outside the general scope of what Coachella-goers and fans of independent music care for that the message board is, in fact, the only way Goldenvoice both (1) comes into awareness of and (2) decides to book many of the acts on the lineup.

I believe before proceeding with booking negotiations and discussions, Goldenvoice reads the message board, as the employees of Goldenvoice are so devoid of knowledge and unaware of music generally that without the message board, all would be lost.

I am not saying the board decides the acts and that this would be the sole avenue GV utilizes for which acts they pursue.

I work for / help moderate a certain sports message board that will not be named and you would be surprised the level of impact it has on what actually occurs in real life. So, from my experience, yes message boardies can make an impact. Does that mean it has to work the same here? Nope. But it's not all that far-fetched.

So, in my line of work, the people on the message board are listened to from time to time.

I can't tell you whether or not that occurs here and, well, neither can you.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 02:44 PM
No, I can tell. It doesn't.

hawkingvsreeve
01-05-2012, 02:45 PM
Thankfully.

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 02:46 PM
No, I can tell. It doesn't.

No... you can't.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 02:48 PM
You raise an interesting point.

guedita
01-05-2012, 02:48 PM
Do sports message boards influence draft picks?

Gribbz
01-05-2012, 02:49 PM
Do sports message boards influence draft picks?
Sports teams without a doubt listen to and are influenced by their fanbase. San Diego Chargers being the exception.

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 02:49 PM
Do sports message boards influence draft picks?

I can't answer that. I work for a college site.

guedita
01-05-2012, 02:51 PM
Sports teams without a doubt listen to and are influenced by their fanbase. San Diego Chargers being the exception.

Does a message board have more of an influence on a sports team than the foam hand at games telling them to be number 1, though?

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 02:53 PM
ITT: Horrifying ineptitude

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 02:53 PM
Does a message board have more of an influence on a sports team than the foam hand at games telling them to be number 1, though?

Honest answer: Depends on the fanbase and how big that specific message board is.

guedita
01-05-2012, 02:54 PM
"GO TEAM!"

"That touchdown? We scored that touchdown, row 12. That was pretty much caused by US."

Gribbz
01-05-2012, 02:55 PM
Does a message board have more of an influence on a sports team than the foam hand at games telling them to be number 1, though?

Depends. So many different teams/GMs/fan bases etc..

EDIT* What Jason said.

TallGuyCM
01-05-2012, 02:56 PM
Little known fact: the real reason LeBron went to Miami is actually from the insistence of the good folk over at sportshoopla.com

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 02:58 PM
"Should we draft Luck or trade the pick?"

"Well, what do our fat, anonymous message board members who have neither played sports nor operated anything resembling a sports franchise think?"

Miroir Noir
01-05-2012, 02:58 PM
Everyone knows that sports teams mostly listen to guys who call into AM sports talk radio shows.

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2009/10/06/dd-oswalt18_PH1_0500691860.jpg

malcolmjamalawesome
01-05-2012, 02:59 PM
"They think Skrillex is horrible, sir."

"I'll bring that up in the interview."

GuyInTucson
01-05-2012, 02:59 PM
"Should we draft Luck or trade the pick?"

"Well, what do our fat, anonymous message board members who have neither played sports nor operated anything resembling a sports franchise think?"

Now you're just being an ass.

Gribbz
01-05-2012, 03:00 PM
ASU's football program pulled their offer to June Jones after their fanbase shit a brick.

Now you're just being an ass.

No way. Consumers have no influence over anything.

guedita
01-05-2012, 03:00 PM
Now?

guedita
01-05-2012, 03:00 PM
ASU's football program pulled their offer to June Jones after their fanbase shit a brick.

Because of the..........negative backlash?