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SepaGroove
12-21-2011, 10:30 AM
So I'm fairly new to the Coachella message boards, but through my months of being on here I've noticed that the term "bro" gets used a lot. Usually to describe people that listen to music that you guys classify as "brostep," which is music from artists such as Skrillex that combines tons of noise and bass with dubstep elements. However, where I'm from the term "bro" is used to describe dudes who drive lifted trucks, ride dirt bikes, wear No Fear and Skin, listen to Insane Clown Possey and Cottonmouth Kings, and date blonde haired chicks with black streaks in their hair. So because of this I am confused. Does the term "bro" apply to both of these people? Input from Coachella message board vets is requested...

Mr. Dylanja
12-21-2011, 10:31 AM
Cool story, bro.

rjadams90
12-21-2011, 10:34 AM
Don't be confused. There are plenty of words that carry two definitions.

guedita
12-21-2011, 10:36 AM
DaleGribble.

TomAz
12-21-2011, 10:38 AM
www.urbandictionary.com

faxman75
12-21-2011, 10:40 AM
You're all my bros. Even you Cara, bro.

SepaGroove
12-21-2011, 10:42 AM
www.urbandictionary.com

1. bro 6828 up, 2724 down
Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they arenít making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. It is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips.

Bros actually chose this name for themselves as they often refer to each other as "bro" even though they are not related.
I couldn't go to sleep last night because some bros at the party next door kept screaming, "Whoooooo!!! YEAAHHHHH! Whooooooo!"

3. bro 2987 up, 2036 down
a usually white young male, found commonly in places like san bernardino county in california, as well as orange county. always, without exception, drive big lifted trucks, often white. has the name of their crew or whatever in big white letters on their back window (ie, "skin", "metal mulisha". wear: trucker hats off center, plug earrings, sunglasses, wife beater shirt or no shirt, sagging dickies shorts, high black socks, skater shoes or those black corduroy slipper things, have a lot of tatoos of things like stars.

Thank you TomAz, should've thought of urban dictionary to begin with. This definitely clarifies things as both definition of what I thought a bro was are there. Sad part is I know a lot of people that fit into both categories lol

Mugwog
12-21-2011, 10:42 AM
We are all brahs here bro

SepaGroove
12-21-2011, 10:42 AM
DaleGribble.

Dale is a bro? total mind fuck

Mugwog
12-21-2011, 10:43 AM
I believe he's a wigger a too

guedita
12-21-2011, 10:44 AM
I'm also a bro.

caco0283
12-21-2011, 10:45 AM
i say bro all the time....whats so wrong with that word?

TomAz
12-21-2011, 10:46 AM
somewhere there's a joke to be made with "bro" and "job".

juloxx
12-21-2011, 10:48 AM
Pretty much everyone on these forums are bro's. Tools, all of them. But not me

Pic related: Me after working on my core at the gym

http://guidowatch.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a51d52b4970b01310fce6336970c-320wi

SepaGroove
12-21-2011, 10:50 AM
I'm also a bro.

No Guedita, you're a bro ho...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bro+ho

phonographer
12-21-2011, 10:50 AM
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SepaGroove
12-21-2011, 10:51 AM
Pretty much everyone on these forums are bro's. Tools, all of them. But not me

Pic related: Me after working on my core at the gym

http://guidowatch.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a51d52b4970b01310fce6336970c-320wi

Hahahaha YES

SepaGroove
12-21-2011, 10:52 AM
4JUeDQbR-ts

FUCK YES! Can't believe I haven't seen this one. The Coachella message boards are opening my eyes to all sorts of new things that will be vital to my everyday life

NachoCat
12-21-2011, 10:52 AM
Bro's like to exaggerate. Whether it be in the manner they speak, the clothes they wear, or the vehicles they drive. Bro's also love recognition for these things. Preferably, through an exaggerated figure of speech. " Those board shorts are sick man. Thats a tight retro pattern bro , F yeah"

guedita
12-21-2011, 10:53 AM
No Guedita, you're a bro ho...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bro+ho

Thank you for seeing the eternal youth in me.

caco0283
12-21-2011, 10:58 AM
kneegro dont hate cos you aint got no swagg


Bro's like to exaggerate. Whether it be in the manner they speak, the clothes they wear, or the vehicles they drive. Bro's also love recognition for these things. Preferably, through an exaggerated figure of speech. " Those board shorts are sick man. Thats a tight retro pattern bro , F yeah"

Gribbz
12-21-2011, 11:01 AM
Dale is a bro? total mind fuck


I believe he's a wigger a too

I'm also a hipster. So, a Browigster.

SepaGroove
12-21-2011, 11:02 AM
From all of the information I've gathered so far, it seems as though bros and guidos might end up being responsible for the decline of western civilization

SepaGroove
12-21-2011, 11:13 AM
I'm also a hipster. So, a Browigster.

You are the jesus of the Browigster movement

SepaGroove
12-21-2011, 11:20 AM
I'm also a hipster. So, a Browigster.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lJTm8eKqpw&feature=related

RedHotSgtPeppers
12-21-2011, 11:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lJTm8eKqpw&feature=related

If you click on the "advanced reply" button, there will be a new button at the top that has the YouTube logo on it. Press that, and ONLY paste the YouTube URL that is after the "=" sign. (For example, in your video it would be simply "4lJTm8eKqpw" without the quotation marks.) That embeds the video to the page so we can be lazy and not have to watch the videos on YouTube.

See?
4lJTm8eKqpw

Goatchella
12-21-2011, 12:04 PM
Shred the gnar pow pow bro bra

java-do
12-21-2011, 12:10 PM
Bros.....:nono
watch?v=szWkAaD00j0

TomAz
12-21-2011, 12:13 PM
I see you found the emoticon button.

Stickjohn
12-21-2011, 12:20 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/DickSteele/Smileys/fistbump.gif

java-do
12-21-2011, 12:31 PM
http://belieber.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/bitches-love-smiley-faces-2.gif

BROKENDOLL
12-21-2011, 01:10 PM
somewhere there's a joke to be made with "bro" and "job".
Would you like a helping hand with that Tom?

GuyInTucson
12-21-2011, 01:13 PM
somewhere there's a joke to be made with "bro" and "job".

Brojob....

because it isn't gay if it's one of your bros....

SepaGroove
12-21-2011, 04:49 PM
If you click on the "advanced reply" button, there will be a new button at the top that has the YouTube logo on it. Press that, and ONLY paste the YouTube URL that is after the "=" sign. (For example, in your video it would be simply "4lJTm8eKqpw" without the quotation marks.) That embeds the video to the page so we can be lazy and not have to watch the videos on YouTube.

See?
4lJTm8eKqpw

Thanks

RedHotSgtPeppers
12-22-2011, 12:47 AM
No problem.



Now quit making stupid threads.

BROKENDOLL
12-22-2011, 12:54 AM
No problem.



Now quit making stupid threads.
My, aren't you just full of authority tonight...:nono

Starraven
12-22-2011, 07:53 AM
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/bush_chest_bump.jpg

faxman75
12-22-2011, 08:48 AM
somewhere there's a joke to be made with "bro" and "job".

A "bro job" is what Kim Jong Il asked for on his death bed.

Aurgasm
12-22-2011, 09:48 AM
Dale is a bro? total mind fuck


I believe he's a wigger a too



I blame it on Monkeyshine and No Anchovies.

nyarlathotoats
12-22-2011, 02:42 PM
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Geno_g
12-22-2011, 03:50 PM
A "bro job" is what Kim Jong Il asked for on his death bed.

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bmack86
12-22-2011, 03:55 PM
What do you call a creepy daterape-y bro?

















































Brohypnol

bmack86
12-22-2011, 03:55 PM
What do you call a bro who cockblock's his other bro?
















































































Brophylactic

Mugwog
12-22-2011, 03:58 PM
What do you call a creepy daterape-y bro?

Brohypnol

Wrong

Its "bro"

bmack86
12-22-2011, 03:58 PM
Bro, that's not very chill.

Mugwog
12-22-2011, 04:02 PM
Bro.

greghead
12-22-2011, 04:40 PM
Bro, you're cockblocking the chillness, bro. Just chill.

RedHotSgtPeppers
12-22-2011, 07:48 PM
YOU'RE BACK BRO

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SepaGroove
12-23-2011, 02:35 PM
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suprefan
12-23-2011, 02:54 PM
So I'm fairly new to the Coachella message boards, but through my months of being on here I've noticed that the term "bro" gets used a lot. Usually to describe people that listen to music that you guys classify as "brostep," which is music from artists such as Skrillex that combines tons of noise and bass with dubstep elements. However, where I'm from the term "bro" is used to describe dudes who drive lifted trucks, ride dirt bikes, wear No Fear and Skin, listen to Insane Clown Possey and Cottonmouth Kings, and date blonde haired chicks with black streaks in their hair. So because of this I am confused. Does the term "bro" apply to both of these people? Input from Coachella message board vets is requested...

Dont tase me!


BROFLCOPTR

Mugwog
12-23-2011, 02:55 PM
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This is a very tender track.

GuyInTucson
12-23-2011, 03:51 PM
I blame it on Monkeyshine and No Anchovies.

Don't you ever blame anything on teh Chovies, sir.

WhyTheLongFace
12-23-2011, 03:57 PM
My favorite noob

fetuspiniata
12-23-2011, 04:13 PM
Don't you ever blame anything on teh Chovies, sir. My bros and I are making the trip down to Tucson from Phoenix for the TOOL show. And my bro was all like "Bro, I don't get out of school till 5:30... will that work?" and I was all like "Bro...what about No Anchovies? Bro!"